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    - Rainbow fill effects and Font Colour Hello, When you do word art, or format text box and the fill option under colours and lines - there is an option for fill effects for the colour of rainbow, there is also rainbow colour available on the word art feature also, but when you want to change the font colour i am unable to find this option - can you tell me if the colour 'rainbow' can be used as a font colour and not by using the word art feature? thanks heaps Patchie Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161115
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    - Changing Publication Date and Pg. Nos. I've created a newsletter using a Publisher template. At the top of each page, the template automatically inserts the volume and issue number on one side and the page number on the other side. I want to have the volume and issue number at the left and the date at the right on the first page. On the inside pages, I want the page number, newsletter name, and date to be at the top of each page, with the publication name centered and the page number and date alternating positions (because the newsletter will be printed front and back). I've had no success trying to find the ways to get the template to do what I want it to do. Help in solving this mystery will be greatly appreciated. Thanks. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161111
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    - publisher 97 cannot load files from diff version Publisher cannot load files from a different version.................................. I am using the same version of publisher 97 that I have always used in a new computer with windows xp home. I have tried the programe compatability wizard for win 95/98 SE. and tried to get word to open the files as well. I have lots of cds with publisher work that I need to access and can't. I suppose that if I could transfer the info to Word and access it , that would be usefull Can anyone help?????????? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161100
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    - Publisher changes file types When I installed Publisher it change all my photographic files from Photoshop types to microsoft imaging types which means I can no longer open them in Photoshop by double clicking. How can I change them back? tess Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161096
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    - overlay text in two different colours I want to overlay two words in different colours, but when I overlap the text boxes, the back text box drops some of its text. How do I combine the two words? I am using microsoft Publisher Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161085
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    - 255 character limit on merge fields? I am trying to make a catalog by merging fields from an Excel database into a Publisher "catalog". I get a warning that some of my fields exceed 255 characters and that those in excess will be cut off. Is there a way for me to get around this? I am not really anxious to split many of the text pieces into 255 character pieces. I will have around 350 records to deal with. Would it make a difference if I merged from a Access database? Thanks Dunc Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161082
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    - PERGUNTAS E RESPOSTAS -- Microsoft pode criar um programa para tazer todos os usuarios domestico para dentro da compania? Trabalho na Ã¡rea comercial vejo oportunidades dentro de cada ser.des de que ele se esponha com coragem,e desafios para que possamos evoluir. Metas e obejtivos sÃ£o a referÃªncia para o sucesso. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161076
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    - Publisher replacing oblong boxes for fonts I turned of that thingy in commercial printing to do with subsets but to no avail. She insists on replacing "some" fonts with oblong boxes. please help. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161070
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    - Photoshop & Publisher I'm doing a basic double sided postcard for a client. I'm going to be using photoshop to create the look I want. The client wants something they can edit later and only has Publisher at their disposal. I don't know Publisher and I don't know a file format that I convert my .psds into that would be editable in Publisher...any suggestions? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161068
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    - Embedded objects in Publisher 2000 Hi i have a colleague who is using Publisher 2000 in which he has ana linked external data source - an excel spreadsheet When she runs pack and go, the spreadhseet is not being included within the pack and go files. is there any reason for this please? Thanks A Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161054
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    - problem reactivating Publisher 2002 I have an OEM version of Publisher 2002, running on Win XP Pro (SP2). I recently needed to clone my C: drive to a new, larger hard drive. Since then, whenever I attempt to run Publisher, I get a notification that the program is running in a "reduced functionality mode" and needs to be reactivated due to a "significant change in machine configuration." However, when I insert my Publisher 2002 CD and attempt to reactivate the program, nothing happens. I have attempted to remove the program from my system so I can re-install it, but I get a message saying that "the installation source for this product is not available," even though I have the program CD inserted. What can I do to correct this problem? Incidentally, this is the only Office program that is causing the problem since I cloned my hard drive -- all others are working correctly. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161043
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    - Master pages Trying to get images I've placed on one page to NOT show up on other pages of my site. I've selected ignore master page but only after I added photos. Now all photos show up on every page - don't want that. Please don't tell me I'll have to delete, reselect ignore master page, and then rebuild the page... By the way, the web is up and the page was already built. I just went back in to add more photos to an existing page. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161042
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    - How do I set up a custom size label in Publisher 2003? I need to set up a custom-size label in Publisher 2003 in order to do a mail-merge project. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161039
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    - how do I view all page numbersat once in Publisher I have created a bulletin that has 12 pages. There was a space at the bottom left of the document that showed all the pages as a page icon with page numbers in it. I could select whatever page I wanted to go to to edit the publication. Somehow those page icons are no longer visable. How can I get them back? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161035
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    - MI5 Persecution: Website Index (1893) Persecuted by the Security Service Since June 1990 the British security service MI5 has waged a campaign of harassment against a UK citizen, through the broadcast and print media, verbal abuse at work, and molestation in public and during travel. Despite widespread knowledge of the campaign in the UK and discussion of its characteristics on Usenet for over three years, it continues today both in Britain and North America. Its cause and basis is xenophobia on the basis of the genetic accident of mental illness, coupled with discrimination against an inferior "foreigner" whom they condemn as "not up to British Standards". If this is your first visit to this site, please read the FAQ first. Feel free to contact the author with any questions. Frequently Asked Questions article outlines the parameters of the persecution. Who is involved, and why? What technical and social means do they employ? What response have I made, and why has their campaign yet to be exposed? The UK Security Services which are believed to be behind it all. Domestic security is the province of MI5 while the secret intelligence service MI6 combats foes (and its former employees) on foreign shores. Usenet archive chronicling the (sometimes very enthusiastic) exchanges which have taken place on UK-local newsgroups since May 1995. Make your mark on the continuing discussion! Believe it or not, a few items of evidence have been recorded. Although none of them is particularly conclusive, by presenting them I hope to explain what I understand from some television and radio programmes. Most of the "clinching" material was aired in 1990-92, and no recordings exist now, which is quite unfortunate. My complaints to the BBC and MI5 (via the Security Service Tribunal and Interception of Communications Tribunal), and their response to my challenges, are recorded here. Basically they deny everything, they have put their denials (mostly - Buerk and Lewis refused) in writing, and I don't believe them. Part of the website also documents media coverage of my campaign to expose the persecution. Faxed articles to, and responses from British organisations including Parliament and UK media. Over 24,259 faxes in all were sent from 1998 to 2000. Their aim was to boot discussion of the persecution into the public domain, and that aim was not accomplished. 1893 -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161031
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    - MI5 Persecution: Hotchkies FAQ (997) From: iain@XXXXX.demon.co.uk (Iain L M Hotchkies) Newsgroups: uk.misc,uk.legal,uk.politics,uk.media,soc.culture.british Subject: Corley FAQ (v0.1) Reply-To: iain@XXXXX.demon.co.uk Date: Sat May 4 19:30:34 1996 Mike Corley FAQ version 0.1 first edition 5th May 1996 last updated 5th May 1996 Iain L M Hotchkies iain@XXXXX.demon.co.uk Mike Corley is a 'net personality' who has been active on the following newsgroups (uk.misc,uk.legal,uk.politics,uk.media,soc.culture.british) since....? Well, at least as far back as the summer of 1995. He posts long tracts, the tone of which approximates that which one might expect from a reasonably intelligent paranoid schizophrenic. No details are known of Mike's 'real' personal life or background. Once would presume that he came from a reasonable family and was reasonably well educated before the first symptoms of schizophrenia began. Schizophrenia: Clinical features (from the Oxford Textbook of Psychiatry, 2nd Edition) The acute syndrome Some of the main clinical features are illustrated by a short description of a patient. A previously healthy 20-year-old male student had been behaving in an increasingly odd way. At times he appeared angry and told his friends that he was being persecuted; at other times he was seen to be laughing to himself for no apparent reason. For several months he had seemed increasingly preoccupied with his own thoughts. His academic work had deteriorated. When interviewed, he was restless and awkward. He described hearing voices commenting on his actions and abusing him. He said he believed that the police had conspired with his university teachers to harm his brain with poisonous gases and take away his thoughts. He also believed that other people could read his thoughts. This case history illustrates the following common features of acute schizophrenia: prominent persecutory ideas with accompanying hallucinations; gradual social withdrawal and impaired performance at work; and the odd idea that other people can read one?s thoughts. In appearance and behaviour some patients with acute schizophrenia are entirely normal. Others seem awkward in their social behaviour, preoccupied and withdrawn, or otherwise odd. Some patients smile or laugh without obvious reason. Some appear to be constantly perplexed. Some are restless and noisy, or show sudden and unexpected changes of behaviour. Others retire from company, spending a long time in their rooms, perhaps lying immobile on the bed apparently preoccupied in thought. The speech often reflects an underlying thought disorder. In the early stages, there is vagueness in the patient?s talk that makes it difficult to grasp his meaning. Some patients have difficulty in dealing with abstract ideas (a phenomenon called concrete thinking). Other patients become preoccupied with vague pseudoscientific or mystical ideas. When the disturbance is more severe two characteristic kinds of abnormality may occur. Disorders of the stream of thought include pressure of thought, poverty of thought, and thought blocking. Thought withdrawal (the conviction that one?s thoughts have been taken away) is sometimes classified as a disorder of the stream of thought, but it is more usefully considered as a form of delusion. Loosening of association denotes a lack of connection between ideas. This may be detected in illogical thinking (knight?s move?) or talking past the point (Vorbeireden). In the severest form of loosening the structure and coherence of thinking is lost, so that utterances are jumbled (word salad or verbigeration). Some patients use ordinary words in unusual ways (paraphrasias or metonyms), and a few coin new words (neologisms). Abnormalities of mood are common, and of three main kinds. First, there may be sustained abnormalities of mood such as anxiety, depression, irritability, or euphoria. Secondly, there may be blunting of affect, sometimes known as flattening of affect. Essentially this is sustained emotional indifference or diminution of emotional response. Thirdly, there is incongruity of affect. Here the emotion is not necessarily diminished, but it is not in keeping with the mood that would ordinarily be expected. For example, a patient may laugh when told about a bereavement. This third abnormality is often said to be highly characteristic of schizophrenia, but different interviewers often disagree about its presence. Auditory hallucinations are among the most frequent symptoms. They may take the form of noises, music, single words, brief phrases, or whole conversations. They may be unobtrusive or so severe as to cause great distress. Some voices seem to give commands to the patient. Some patients hear their own thoughts apparently spoken out loud either as they think them (Gedankenlautwerden) or immediately afterwards (echo de la pensee). Some voices seem to discuss the patient in the third person. Others comment on his actions. As described later, these last three symptoms have particular diagnostic value. Visual hallucinations are less frequent and usually occur with other kinds of hallucination. Tactile, olfactory, gustatory, and somatic hallucinations are reported by some patients; they are often interpreted in a delusional way, for example hallucinatory sensations in the lower abdomen are attributed to unwanted sexual interference by a persecutor. Delusions are characteristic. Primary delusions are infrequent, and difficult to identify with certainty. Delusions may originate against a background of so-called primary delusional mood - Wahnstimmung. Persecutory delusions are common, but not specific to schizophrenia. Less common but of greater diagnostic value are delusions of reference and of control, and delusions about the possession of thought. The latter are delusions that thoughts are being inserted into or withdrawn from one?s mind, or broadcast? to other people. In acute schizophrenia orientation is normal. Impairment of attention and concentration is common, and may produce apparent difficulties in remembering, though memory is not impaired. So-called experiences result from illness, but usually ascribe them to the malevolent actions of other people. This lack of insight is often accompanied by unwillingness to accept treatment. Schizophrenic patients do not necessarily experience all these symptoms. The clinical picture is variable, as described later in this chapter. The table below lists the most frequent symptoms found in one large survey. The most frequent symptoms of acute schizophrenia (World Health Organization 1973) Symptom Frequency (%) Lack of insight 97 Auditory hallucinations 74 Ideas of reference 70 Suspiciousness 66 Flatness of affect 66 Voices speaking to the patient 65 Delusional mood 64 Delusions of persecution 64 Thought alienation 52 Thoughts spoken aloud 50 Various theories exist about Mike Corley: 1) he exists and is disturbed and has net access and for reasons uncertain spams a selected number of newsgroups on a regular basis - if you are reading this FAQ then you will almost certainly have seen one of his posts. 2) Mike Corley is a 'virtual schizophrenic'. Mike displays the relevant features so well that some people think he may be a construction of one or more people with intimate knowledge of mental illness and the mentally ill. Perhaps they wish to monitor the effects on the internet of the posts of a schizophrenic. Moving into X-Files territory a bit, ourselves, here. Mike's posts attract different responses: 1) cruel, humourous, dismissive posts from those who've seen his posts many times and have become generally irritated by his behaviour while accepting that he probably has a mental illness. 2) posts from Corley-newbies - those who have come across relateviely few of Mike's posts. These may be humorouous or disbelieving. 3) posts from people who have been sucked in (for one reason or another) into Mike's Wild & Wacky World (TM) That's enough for now. comments, suggestions, additions, corrections to iain@XXXXX.demon.co.uk 997 -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161029
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    - Printing from MS Publisher to Adobe changes hyperlink content... When I print my document from Publisher, the hyperlinks that I have for e-mail addresses get changed. For example, when viewing the links in Publisher they appear correct (mailto:john.v.smith@company_a.com), but after I print to a PDF they get changed to (mailto:smith@company_a.com) when you view them in Adobe. Any thoughts? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161015
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    - Very small booklets in publisher Whenever I try to print a very small booklet in publisher (2x3cm) th program prints as many as will fit on the page & I only want one. Thi is time consuming & uses ink. I have tried shrinking the page size s only one will fit & this does work, but makes double sided printin impossiable. Is there a patch which would allow me to select the numbe i would like to print, as this option is available for some other prin options. Also to do double sided printing, I used to print odd then even pages after turning the stack over. I now have to delete the even then od pages from the print priview. Thank you Sash -- copticking ----------------------------------------------------------------------- coptickings's Profile: http://www.officehelp.in/member.php?userid=568 View this thread: http://www.officehelp.in/showthread.php?t=132252 Posted from - http://www.officehelp.i Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161013
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    - publisher 2000 free i'm rebuilding a pc that has office 2000 and had ms publisher. it seems it is/was a free program/addition to office 2000? if that is so, where does one actually get it? i've been googling but coming up with nothing 'for real' been to ms website and have not found it there either. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161004
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    - Tab Stops Reset I have a problem with the default tab stop setting not being saved with the document in Publisher 2002. I have read other posts that describe the problem and solution on the Microsoft web site, however this has not worked with certain documents. Has anyone come across any other solutions or workarounds, other than changing the tab stop back when you open the document? Thanks, Kevin Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 161002
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    - Ruby Payne Please refer to Ruby Payne's book and cross-cultural counseling. Relate the ideas to applying her view to counseling. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160993
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    - Changing Fonts Using Publisher 2003 with Office SP2. I have installed 3 new fonts (.ttf files) through Control Panel - Fonts - Install New Font and they now appear in the list in Control Panel - Fonts. I want to use these fonts in a publisher document. How do I get the new fonts to appear in my list of fonts in publisher? Publisher has been reopened since installing the new fonts and I have also restarted. Any help would be great! Thank you! Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160991
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    - Print Preview in color How do I view my "print preview" in color? It's only showing up in black and white and the icon to change it is grayed out. Thanks! Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160988
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    - Commercial Printing Problem We're creating labels for mass production, and when we tell Publisher to save for commercial printing, it's compressing the graphics from 300 to 72dpi. We also need to output the publication in CYMK and layers . Is publisher able to do this? Or are we going to have to move to an Adobe product? We have Publisher 2003. Thanks for any info Jim Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160987
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    - Inserting file name and path I have some Publisher documents that I've been asked to include their file name and path. Is there a way to do this (like you can with Word), or do I have to type these in manually? Thanks, Glenda Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160971
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    - MS Publisher 2003 Design Gallery - My Objects I have created my own design gallery of button and field images within Publisher's design gallery to use within my publications. The issue is that I can only see My Objects gallery when I have opened and use the publication that was used to copy these images into My Objects, I cannot see any of my objects when I open a new publication or a template which I wish to use. How can I make my form button and field objects appear for use in any publication by accessing them from My Objects or another way? Also, how do I share the objects I have created with others for use as a standardised object set within publisher? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160969
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    - Music Throughout the website I was wondering if there was a way to run the same song all the time on my website regardless of which page they go to? Right now the only thing I can find is to do it per page. I am using Publisher 2003. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160964
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    - multiple pages I have just got publisher and trying to do a brochure of 10 pages. At the moment I am doing a page then saving it and then opening up a new page and then saving that one, in other words all the pages are being saved seperately in a folder so that when I come to print them it will have to be page by page rather than a set of pages. As I am new to this I am maybe missing something but I am comparing to word where I can just scroll through all the pages in one go and also print them all off at the same time. When I have completed a page can I then open a new page but it will still be part of the same `brochure`. I hope this makes sense. thanks -- Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160947
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    - Page Numbering in a Section Hi! I want to start page numbering in a facing-page layout starting with Page 1 on the right-hand page. Because it's a facing-page layout, Publisher 2002 insists on making the LEFT page page 1 and the RIGHT page page 2. This section starts 9 pages into the document - Publisher insists on starting on Page 8. Any bright ideas welcomed! Gordon Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160939
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    - How do i set up a picture slideshow in publisher? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160938
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    - How to put an MPEG in publisher 2002? When I try to put an MPEG file into my publisher website, it does not load the actual MPEG to the internet. It only loads a picture of the first frame of the file. What is wrong? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160937
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    - Read only file for website I put a read only Publisher document on my website, but it appears that when I click the document from my computer on my website that the document can still be changed by others. Is that true or is it because I can still make changes to the document because I'm accessing it from my computer? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160934
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    - Publishing to a readable online format. I have a bunch of Newsletters written in publisher and I would like to publish them online. The other dept (who doesnt have publisher) converts there files to pdf. Basically they will be on a big page with a clickable link. Any advice please ! Can you convert publisher to pdf ? Many Thanks. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160925
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    - Publisher 97 When attempting to open Publisher 97, I receive a pop-up that states: "The procedure entry point_MatGetIDispatch@8 could not be located in the dynamic link library PUBOLE32.dll" I using MS XP home edition OS. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160922
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    - PUB 03 - Very Very Slow 'Save as Pic' Win XP, Pub 03 No other Apps open I'm having trouble with 'save as picture'. It can take 5 min or more to complete the task. The result of the saved jpeg is average appx 2-3 megs. Even without any pics. I'm selling a few things through craigslist. I post a link to my Yahoo Photos for descriptions and pics. I use Pub to create a kind of information sheet with pics when needed. I do create them larger than the 'page', it gives a bit more freedom. When finished, I save as a jpeg in order to upload. This really really slows my entire computer. Sometimes it takes well over 5min - even with no other apps running - or without any pics, just text boxes. I know that this would not be a quick save, but this is rediculous. My laptop is well capable of using large apps: Corel Photopaint, ACD See, Office Apps...and even when they are all running. Of course there is a bit lagging at times, but nothing like Pub. Can Pub even handle this? If not, then why make it possible. I know that there are other .pub s that have large images...I am not aware that there is a limit for this. Can anyone shed some light here???? Thanks Ruth Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160916
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    - Publisher 2003 Hi ... have several documents that need consecutive page numbers; Publishers restarts page numbering at 1 in each file. Publisher 2000 had this control in Tools, but 2003 doesn't. Can somebody please direct me "start page number" command? Thanks in advance. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160913
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    - how do I print a booklet on a duplex printer I have a booklet set up on Publisher 2003 and I'm using a duplex Samsung CLP-500 color printer.. When I start to print the project I get some pages that come out upside down... Any advice besides turning the those pages upside down? I am trying to print on both sides of the paper. Thanks Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160905
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    - How do I send a publisher newsletter in an email? Everytime I try to send the newsletter in publisher it will not go? What do I need to do? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160900
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    - publisher problem Everytime I go to open a publisher file it opens in word 2003 and is all "googlyook". How can I fix? Tried reinstalling complete Office Professional Edition 2003 but still occurs. -- shirley Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160891
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    - Publisher 2003 Not Showing Graphics (Pictures) OK, this is just too weird. Two computers, both running Publisher 2003. On #1, all graphics load and everything is fine. On #2, all of a sudden [last week] *SOME* of the pictures stop showing up, replaced by placeholder with red 'x'. So what happened last week? Why some pictures and not others? I emptied out temp folders, switched the "View" settings for pictures, but I'm not sure what to try next. Any suggestions? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160881
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    - importing from Word I am using Publisher 2002 (SP3). I am trying to make a mutli page( 44pg) directory with pictures and addresses. The original adddress file is in Excel. I did a mail merge into Word and now would like to take that information into Publisher to put together the directory. The page size of this directory is 7 x 8 1/2 so the flat size is 8 1/2 x 14. First I set up the page layout in Publisher and then used the Import Word document. It changes the the page size and paper size back to 8 1/2 x 11. Is there a way that I can keep my page size and still transfer my information from Word. Anyone have any suggestions Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160873
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    - Copy from one publisher document to another I am trying to help my father. He has created a bunch of individual publisher documents that he is now copying and pasting into one publisher document with multiple pages (he didn't know he could add pages originally). We are doing this by opening publisher twice and selecting all of an individual page and then copying. We then paste it into a blank page in the new multiple page publication. Our problem is that when we paste the items don't always land centered on the new page. Can anyone help us with this? My dad had Publisher 2003. Thanks, Barbara Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160871
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    - cheap place to print poster size poster? I want to print two 2 feet x 3 feet color posters. The source are publisher files. Staples wants $4.25 per sq feet, which means $25.50 per poster. Are there cheaper places? Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160849
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    - How do I find a template for round stickers Avery 8293? I want to make stickers using Avery 8293 round lables, but they are not listed in Publisher. Will someone please tell me if I can enter in the code or something so Publisher will recognize them. Thanks. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160819
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    - Autoshapes?? Hi... Can new autoshapes be downloaded (from who knows where) and added into Publisher (or any other Office App)?? How about creating Autoshapes from scratch or a JPG or whatever?? What App/tool would build/convert?? Thanks in advance, Steve Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160809
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    - Created 3-panel brochure; how to edit back 3 pages? Hi, I created a 3-page brochure and edited the content of the three pages. When I printed it, I got two physical sheets: the front three pages and the back three pages. I need to edit the content of the back three pages. How do bring them up for editing? BTW, when I find a duplex printer to produce the fully edited brochure, I'll be in Publisher Heaven :-) Thanks in advance, Richard Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160790
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    - Print a document reduced size. Hi, I have a publication in Publisher which is 40cm x 60cm. It will be printed at this size commercially BUT I want to print a proof version on a desktop printer with a paper size of a4. I want it all on one sheet of paper - Not tiled, at a reduced size. Is this possible in Publisher please. I have spent ages trying to find a way and I'm now seeking your help PLEASE Ron Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160772
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    - MI5 Persecution: Dirk Gently on the Toronto Case Dirk was on the West Coast when he got the call. An old friend at the Toronto police department thought he would like to fly up and take a look at a homicide which had occurred the previous evening. He decided to skip the last day at the World Holistics conference and take the next plane out of San Francisco. The flight was bad; Dirk had been hit on the back of the head by the Newspaper trolley, the drinks trolley, the dinner trolley and now the gift trolley. When the hostesses weren?t trying to tear his arm off they pestered him to stop leaning into the aisle - ignoring the fact that the guy next to him was taking up one and a half seats. Air Canada used to be the flight which was so good you just didn?t wanna get off - on this occasion Dirk would be glad to see the back of the plane and the over sized alternative comedian wedged into the window seat. After breathing in a couple of lungfulls of crisp Canadian air Dirk took a taxi into town. There was a small group of demonstrators outside the MacDonalds and the taxi driver insisted on stopping on the opposite side of the street. ?Don?t Eat Meat? the placards read and the demonstrators chanted. A couple of policemen where stopping the crowd entering the restaurant itself - one held up his arm and challenged Dirk. A wave of the fax he had been sent and the policeman pushed open the door. There were few customers in the restaurant. Not surprising really with a demonstration going on outside, half the dining area roped off with tape and a dead body seated at one of the tables. ?Mr Gently sir? the officer in charge called out as he peeled one end of the tape off a column ?We were told not to touch anything til? you got here?. The body of the man slumped awkwardly in a chair. Then even a dead body would start getting uncomfortable in a MacDonalds chair after twenty minutes - and this one had been there for at least eighteen hours. Two back legs and the tail of a cat hung out of the man?s gaping mouth. Dirk turned to the officer, ?I suppose you are going to tell me this is the darndest thing you ever saw?? ?Ain?t this the darnd...?. The officer seemed annoyed that Dirk had second guessed him. ?We?re removing the body in a few minutes, so if you can get through as quick as possible? ?Many people eat cats in fast food restaurants?? Dirk asked and without waiting for an answer leant over the table to pick up an untouched burger. ?And what?s this?? he asked waving it in front of the officers face. ?It?s a Vedgie Burger? The waitress, who was cleaning one of the adjacent tables, shouted across. She walked over to Dirk. ?We started doing them because of that lot out there? she nodded towards the protesters who were pressing there faces against the windows ?They?re called Linda McCartney Vedgie burgers - ever heard of them?? Dirk suddenly felt faint, perhaps a combination of hunger and jet lag. ?This is deja vu all over again? he thought to himself. He glanced at policemen - at the badge on his shoulder ?OPD? but this wasn?t Ontario this was Toronto. OPD - Officially Pronounced Dead. It dawned on Dirk what was happening, he knew what he would see if he looked out of the window. Sure enough, there it was, the Volkswagen Beetle parked across the road - number plate 28IF - 28 IF Paul McCartney had lived. And amongst the lyrics of the song blaring out into the restaurant he could pick out the words ?I buried Paul?. Now it was though Dirk was viewing the whole scene though a TV screen. This was conspiracy. Not -a- conspiracy, or -the- conspiracy, but just plain conspiracy. ?You look faint - are you OK mister? The waitress asked. Dirk shook his head ?Probably a bit hungry? Then to economise on dialogue took out a pack of cigarettes and held it out towards the girl. She was about to take one but Dirk snatched the pack away, held it up to his mouth and drew out two cigarettes. He lit both then passed one of them to the girl. It was the closest he had come to a sexual encounter in three months. ?Want a Burger?? the waitress asked. Dirk looked down at the Vedgie Burger on the table. ?No thanks - just a plate of fries? The waitress walked away and Dirk looked around the room. Apart from a family seated in the far corner there was only one other person in the restaurant - and he wasn?t eating. The guy was about mid twenties and had straggling, shoulder length hair. On the table in front of him were lots of pieces of paper cut into squares. Every so often he would pick up a camcorder and pan it around the room and then, when he was finished, speak into a microphone which was attached to a tape recorder. Dirk walked over to where the man was sitting. The small pieces of paper had paragraphs of text written on them and were stuck to the top of table with blobs of mustard. Lines had been drawn, some solid some dotted, on the table top with a marker pen. The lines ran from one piece of paper to another. ?What are the lines for?? Dirk asked, realising straight away that ?What the hell are you doing?? would be more appropriate. ?You see? The man replied nervously ?The dotted lines are weak links and the solid lines are strong links. The dotted lines are things which are happening in the rest of the world and the solid lines are things which are happening to me. Now you see I draw over a dotted line, replacing it with a solid line, when I can link something back to me. Like this? The pen squeaked over the Formica and before Dirk could interrupt the man added. ?You see I lost my short term memory and, as a consequence have a very short attention span. I write down, record and film everything then put it all together later? ?So? Dirk interrupted. ?You filmed what happened here?? ?Yes, yes, it?s here on this tape? The man pushed the cassette across the table. On the label the words ?Grassy Knoll? had been crossed through and replaced with ?MacDonalds?. Suddenly the man sprung from his seat. Dirk turned and saw that the body was being removed on a stretcher. As it passed the man picked a small object off the edge of the stretcher itself. ?This is important? he said, laying a blood stained bullet on one of the small pieces of paper on the table. Suddenly the room was filled with a deafening throbbing sound as a Black Helicopter landed in the street outside. Two men in United Nations uniforms got out and collected the stretcher. Back at the table the long haired man was replacing all the dotted lines with solid ones. Dirk panicked and began to walk backwards at some speed. Barging through the swing doors he stumbled into the kitchen, tripped and felt himself sink slowly into a large vat. ?The guys fallen into the batter? Dick heard someone shout before he sunk below the surface. He came to sitting in a chair with the batter solidifying all over his body. He surveyed the room through two eye-holes someone had cut. Suddenly the chair on which he was sitting was picked up carried through the restaurant and out of the building. As the chair was being lifted and put into the back of a van, Dirk caught a glimpse of the waitress following him. ?Your fries mister, your plate o...?. The doors of the van shut and Dirk tried desperately to steady himself as it sped across town. Eventually the doors flew open and Dirk was flung into the road at which point the solidified batter shattered and set him free. Standing up he found himself outside the international departures terminal of Toronto airport. In the departure lounge Dirk had time to reflect on the day?s events. He had got caught up in the conspiracy theories and the haphazard welding together of pieces of irrelevant information. It was time to catch the person who was operating the bizarre cognitive engine which appeared in front of him like a fairground mirror, distorting any flaw it could find in his own, fragile, map of the real world. Dirk leant into the aisle of the plane as it took off for London. The oversized person next to him swung his arms violently as he complained about every thing from the supper in a plastic tray to the state of British politics. With a shaven head and a badly fitting suit the man looked as though he could have worked behind the reception desk of the Kremlin. However when he spoke he did so in a Liverpudlian accent. ?Me I blame the Con-serv-a-tive government, me. The Tour-rees. That-cher. Me. They need a good kicking? He jerked his feet forward and struck the seat in front with his Doc Martins. ?With these. Me Doc Martins. Doctor Martin?s, Doctor Martin?s, Doctor Martin?s Booots!? The phrase was now being sung over and over again as the man writhed in his seat and clicked his fingers. Dirk looked down at the boots and thought of the reaction most people used to deal with the paranoids at the end of the wire. A nice quick kick. ?Oi nutter - get some therapy?. This is the easy way out and perhaps the safest. After all there you are sat, alone, in front of the screen. No body language between you some paranoid. No way of telling if he really is some gibbering psycho. Look at it too long and you be drawn in. Fall into the tangled database of weird links with him. Who knows he may be watching you, reassembling and linking your experiences with his. How sure are you of you own cognitive threads. After all cognition is only a bug fix for a neurological system which was designed in a hurry - it?s abused by everyone from politicians to advertisers. If people really can convince each other that a bottle of washing up liquid is as exciting as an orgasm using just television God knows what they can do with a computer. Better to avoid the risk. A swift kick. After all if you?re Homophobic you put the boot in because you are scared of any ambiguity in your own sexuality - why not be Nutterphobic as well. Although Dirk would have liked to devoted time to tracking the culprit down he decided to let it rest. The Internet changed over the next twenty odd years. A lot of the people who used it went out and got lives. And those who already had lives burnt them away. The number of users had dwindled after someone had invented a C++ program, with truth as a variable, to deal handle politics and government. Dirk had already retired from finding old ladies cats with the help of obscure science when he got another call from Toronto. It was 4th March 2025 when he booked onto the Air Canada flight from Heathrow. The silver haired woman in the seat next to him painted bright red lipstick around her mouth. ?Of course it was no surprise to be offered the job after Claire Raynor retired? she sneered? After all I used to be a psychiatric nurse... Now if Blokes had periods they would understand...? By chance the taxi ride to Toronto mental hospital took him past the MacDonalds - where the whole thing had started. Of course it was barely recognisable having become a Church Of Scientology Vedgie Bar. Police in riot gear kept the two sets of demonstrators apart. Dirk didn?t really know what to expect when he got to the hospital. The girl at the reception desk directed him to a row of chairs in a wide well lit corridor. There was a strong smell of disinfectant, the furniture and the carpets were immaculately clean and behind the rows of teak veneer doors the ?nutters? were all safely locked away. For some reason Dirk started thinking about CompuServe forums. A tall blond woman in a white coat approached. ?Mr Gentle, I assume? ?Yes? Dirk replied shaking her by the hand. ?You?re the nurse who...? ?Doctor? She interrupted, ?Doctor Killfile? She led Dirk across the corridor towards one of the doors then stopped with her hand resting on the handle. ?Now you know about this person don?t you?? and after Dirk nodded she continued ?Don?t tell him anything about yourself - don?t let him get into you head. If he does he?ll screw it up? The door opened to reveal a frail man sitting in from of a TV screen. He had a keyboard on his lap and next to the television was a computer screen. Dirk glanced at the walls of the room and remembered that his settee at home need upholstering. The nurse left the room and the man looked up ?So you come to my daughters wedding and ask me to kill a man? he said in a dry cackling voice. ?Look? he continued, pointing at the screen, ?I know that man. They?re talking about me now - listen?. The man stared at Dirk. ?What?s your name? Are you one of my friends from the Internet? - Are the lambs still screaming Dirk?? Dirk, at first recoiled in horror, then felt a sense of anti climax. So this is what they hyped up to superstar status on the back of their own fears of madness. Dirk was reminded of the film ?A day on The Beach? where a submarine had set off to search a post nuclear World to track down a signal coming from a remote military base - only to find it was being sent by a Coke bottle half balanced on a Morse tapper. Outside the room the nurse waited for him. Because his nicotine craving had returned - and to avoid an awkward piece of dialogue - Dirk turned to her and asked . ?Patch?? Dirk took two nicotine patches from his wallet the first of which he stuck onto the inside of his arm. Stepping closer to Doctor Killfile he opened her white coat and slid his hand into the opening at the front of her dress. He pressed the patch onto her leg as close to the top of her inner thigh as he dare. She took a deep breath and then slowly breathed out. ?What Bogart could have done with these things? Dirk thought to himself. ?Is he crazy?? Dirk asked tilting his head back to towards the door. ?Who knows? Doctor Killfile replied ?We let him type away. He sees something on the TV in the morning and it keeps him busy all day. What he types doesn?t go anywhere it just stays on a mainframe in the basement. It can be read by anyone else in the building but that?s it. We got them all in here conspiracy theorists, racists, nationalists. They?ve created a world within a world really...? Her voice trailed away and she stared down the corridor for a while then added ?So long are two things are different neither will come to be in the other and so become at once both one and two.? Dirk gave her a puzzled look ?You mean their brains are fried?? ?Fried?? Killfile smiled at Dirk ?No that was Plato?. Then the smile fell from her face. ?You must remember, mister, plate o...? 769 Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160771
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    - MI5 Persecution: Security Service Tribunal Denies Security Service Tribunal Denies In June 1997 the Security Service Tribunal wrote to me regarding the complaint I had brought against MI5 in February. They say, The Security Service Tribunal have now investigated your complaint and have asked me to inform you that no determination in your favour has been made on your complaint. Again, I do not believe their denials. I think MI5 *has* taken the action against me as described, and is refusing to admit what they have done. To the best of my knowledge, the Security Service Tribunal has *never* found in favour of a complainant. This tends to strongly suggest that MI5 lies on a routine basis, and the Tribunal can't fulfil its functions in the face of Security Service falsehoods. 769 Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160769
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    - Printing Issue I am trying to make an invitation using publisher 2003. I am required to use a couple of photo's I have got of the school's website but they don't print. Normal clip art images will print but my pictures of the internet won't. I have tried saving them to the computer then using them and also copying and pasting and neither works. I also thought it might be because they were from the net so I used the orignals of a cd and it still did not print. They are being used as an image behind text but even without text over the top they still fail to print. The advance printing options is set to print Print Full Resolution Linked Graphics but it still won't print. Does anyone know how to fix this so it will print. Tag: ??send a picture to a cell phone Tag: 160766

How can i send a picture from windows publisher to a cell phone? I have
windows xp. The friend i want to send pic to is on my buddy list on yahoo and
I can send a sms message but not sure if or how to include a picture. I also
have cell phone . PLEASE HELP!!!!

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Re: ??send a picture to a cell phone by JoAnn

JoAnn
Sat Jan 20 22:50:43 CST 2007

You may not be able to. And even if you could send a picture, there's no
guarantee that your friend's phone can receive them.

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JoAnn Paules
MVP Microsoft [Publisher]

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"beeotch1" <beeotch1@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> How can i send a picture from windows publisher to a cell phone? I have
> windows xp. The friend i want to send pic to is on my buddy list on yahoo
> and
> I can send a sms message but not sure if or how to include a picture. I
> also
> have cell phone . PLEASE HELP!!!!

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Re: ??send a picture to a cell phone by beeotch1

beeotch1
Sat Jan 20 23:11:03 CST 2007

Thank You, JoAnn. I appreciate you taking the time to answer me!!
Judy Ingram

"JoAnn Paules [MVP]" wrote:

> You may not be able to. And even if you could send a picture, there's no
> guarantee that your friend's phone can receive them.
>
> --
>
> JoAnn Paules
> MVP Microsoft [Publisher]
>
> ~~~~~
> How to ask a question
> http://support.microsoft.com/KB/555375
>
>
>
>
> "beeotch1" <beeotch1@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:B68B8DE0-60AC-4ACA-8E62-4F8D5CCCE380@microsoft.com...
> > How can i send a picture from windows publisher to a cell phone? I have
> > windows xp. The friend i want to send pic to is on my buddy list on yahoo
> > and
> > I can send a sms message but not sure if or how to include a picture. I
> > also
> > have cell phone . PLEASE HELP!!!!
>
>
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