what,s swithes layer

what,s swithes layer

Dave
Fri Sep 02 05:51:57 CDT 2005

"sabir" <sabir@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:9A3FCF48-7F63-4D2D-A8BB-32966363AB1F@microsoft.com...
> what,s swithes layer
Ah, another potential member to join the brain surgeons at MCNGP.

Briscobar
Fri Sep 02 07:07:55 CDT 2005

sabir <sabir@discussions.microsoft.com> rambled:
>
> what,s swithes layer

???

I HOPE THAT CLEAR,S THING,S UP 4U

--
KB

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Frisbee®
Fri Sep 02 07:17:38 CDT 2005

"Dave" <Dave@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:Of6uUx6rFHA.2588@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "sabir" <sabir@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:9A3FCF48-7F63-4D2D-A8BB-32966363AB1F@microsoft.com...
>> what,s swithes layer
> Ah, another potential member to join the brain surgeons at MCNGP.

Silly Dave... we are not brain surgeons. We're rocket scientists. I mean,
come on... We're smart, but I don't think you want us operating on anyone's
brains. If you got a problem with a rocket, however, we're your guys!

Sabir, here, seems to be of the brain surgeon type, though.

Neil
Fri Sep 02 08:21:14 CDT 2005

did you hear "=?Utf-8?B?c2FiaXI=?=" <sabir@discussions.microsoft.com> say
in news:9A3FCF48-7F63-4D2D-A8BB-32966363AB1F@microsoft.com:

> what,s swithes layer
>

swithes are like hubth but it hath more smarths, tho it pathes the data
smarther.

ith layer ith in between the phythical and Networkth layerth (the data
linkth layerth), asth the swithes will look at the MAC addrethes.

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

JaR
Fri Sep 02 09:55:01 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Dave spewed across the ether:

> Ah, another potential member to join the brain surgeons at MCNGP.

Lame

Dave
Fri Sep 02 10:38:17 CDT 2005

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96C5508948A99Misanthrope@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Dave spewed across the ether:
>
>> Ah, another potential member to join the brain surgeons at MCNGP.
>
> Lame
"Lame", is that the *best* you can do? Sorry, *not* impressed.

Dave
Fri Sep 02 10:39:01 CDT 2005

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:OiHTVi7rFHA.3796@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Dave" <Dave@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:Of6uUx6rFHA.2588@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> "sabir" <sabir@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>> news:9A3FCF48-7F63-4D2D-A8BB-32966363AB1F@microsoft.com...
>>> what,s swithes layer
>> Ah, another potential member to join the brain surgeons at MCNGP.
>
> Silly Dave... we are not brain surgeons. We're rocket scientists. I
> mean, come on... We're smart, but I don't think you want us operating on
> anyone's brains. If you got a problem with a rocket, however, we're your
> guys!
Good one, many apologies ;-)

Neil
Fri Sep 02 10:46:44 CDT 2005

did you hear "Dave" <Dave@privacy.net> say in news:uB6YVR9rFHA.1684
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns96C5508948A99Misanthrope@207.46.248.16...
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Dave spewed across the ether:
>>
>>> Ah, another potential member to join the brain surgeons at MCNGP.
>>
>> Lame
> "Lame", is that the *best* you can do? Sorry, *not* impressed.
>

lame
{$1 to JaR}

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- "Why don't we get together this afternoon?" she asked delightfully.

JaR
Fri Sep 02 11:13:18 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Dave spewed across the ether:

>> Lame
> "Lame", is that the *best* you can do? Sorry, *not* impressed.

Sorry, sorry.

I mistook the tenor of your post for another in this ng and responded
without noticing your sig.

Of course, you are correct. "Lame" is not the best I can do, and I am
heartily ashamed for the case of mistaken identity. I see now that you are
a discrete individual, and I should never have responded to you in the same
manner as I do our newest troll, no matter how closely your post mimics the
quality of lowdes' moronic maunderings.

Please accept my heartfelt apology.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com/mea culpa

JaR
Fri Sep 02 11:14:39 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

> {$1 to JaR}

Now that's getting closer. Thank you.

*places bill in cash drawer*

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com/investments

Neil
Fri Sep 02 11:20:00 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96C55E0A06145Misanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> *places bill in cash drawer*

Bill? no I sent you a loonie (canadian dollar)

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Australian foreplay: "Brace yourself, Sheila."

JaR
Fri Sep 02 11:37:01 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

> Bill? no I sent you a loonie (canadian dollar)

Which I exchanged for a 100 yen note, thereby earning approx US $.05 at
today's rate.

Shrewd, neh?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com/currency/brokers

Neil
Fri Sep 02 11:47:49 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <jrderby@lakabux.com> say in
news:Xns96C561D4EB545Misanthrope@207.46.248.16:

> Which I exchanged for a 100 yen note, thereby earning approx US $.05 at
> today's rate.
>
> Shrewd, neh?

very, but your currency trader will likely be bankrupt soon, since he
can't seem to do simple math. I would change larger amounts quickly...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Tonight's forecast: dark, followed by light.

Frisbee®
Fri Sep 02 11:53:03 CDT 2005

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96C561D4EB545Misanthrope@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:
>
>> Bill? no I sent you a loonie (canadian dollar)
>
> Which I exchanged for a 100 yen note, thereby earning approx US $.05 at
> today's rate.
>
> Shrewd, neh?

{$1 to the late, great Shel Silverstein}

Smart

from the book "Where the Sidewalk Ends" (1974)

My dad gave me one dollar bill
'cause I'm his smartest son,
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
'cause two is more than one!

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes - I guess he don't know
That three is more than two!

Just then, along came old blind Bates
And just 'cause he can't see
He gave me four nickles for my three dimes,
And four is more than three!

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed-feed store,
And the fool gave me five pennies for them,
And five is more than four!

And then I went and showed my dad,
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head -
Too proud of me to speak!

JaR
Fri Sep 02 11:57:16 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil spewed across the ether:

> very, but your currency trader will likely be bankrupt soon, since he
> can't seem to do simple math. I would change larger amounts quickly...

Not a problem, there is always the p3nis enlargement business.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com/entrepeneurs

Dave
Fri Sep 02 15:09:22 CDT 2005

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96C55DCF04A89Misanthrope@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Dave spewed across the ether:
>
>>> Lame
>> "Lame", is that the *best* you can do? Sorry, *not* impressed.
>
> Sorry, sorry.
>
> I mistook the tenor of your post for another in this ng and responded
> without noticing your sig.
Ah, I thought there must be a reason.

> Of course, you are correct. "Lame" is not the best I can do, and I am
> heartily ashamed for the case of mistaken identity. I see now that you are
> a discrete individual, and I should never have responded to you in the
> same
> manner as I do our newest troll, no matter how closely your post mimics
> the
> quality of lowdes' moronic maunderings.
No, I'm one of the older (in all senses) trolls of this ng. I am aware of
lowdes' attempts to rattle cages but haven't been that impressed by his
attempts. I could do better, if only I could be bothered.

> Please accept my heartfelt apology.
Well, knock me down with a feather. I'm going to frame this one ;-).

catwalker63
Fri Sep 02 15:40:56 CDT 2005

"Dave" <Dave@privacy.net> prattled ceaslessly in
news:eEY8zo$rFHA.3788@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> I am aware of lowdes' attempts to rattle cages but haven't been that
> impressed by his attempts.

It's kinda got that boring, 'bot-like flavor to its harrassment attempts.
I've found myself unwilling to waste my time even responding. It reminds
me of an imature, socially inept child on the playground. Since most
little children have short attention spans, no stamina, and little
patience with difficult concepts, it will probably go away before long.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Neil
Fri Sep 02 16:01:24 CDT 2005

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:Xns96C58B2F68DB0catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> Since most
> little children have short attention spans, no stamina, and little
> patience with difficult concepts, it will probably go away before long.
>

huh? wadja say.;)

(it's a thankless job, but I have a lot of Karma to burn off)

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- I don't do phone sex anymore, I might get hearing AIDS.

Kline
Fri Sep 02 16:26:51 CDT 2005

>Not a problem, there is always the p3nis enlargement business.

Sure is, look at James, it certainly turned him into a bigger dick.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Ben
Fri Sep 02 19:25:18 CDT 2005

In article <Of6uUx6rFHA.2588@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl>, Dave@privacy.net
says...
> "sabir" <sabir@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:9A3FCF48-7F63-4D2D-A8BB-32966363AB1F@microsoft.com...
> > what,s swithes layer
> Ah, another potential member to join the brain surgeons at MCNGP.
>
>
>
>

I have unsteady hands, but I can build apps that are used by 100's of
millions of people. Glad I am not a brain surgeon. ;)

Ben
Fri Sep 02 19:26:49 CDT 2005

In article <9A3FCF48-7F63-4D2D-A8BB-32966363AB1F@microsoft.com>,
sabir@discussions.microsoft.com says...
> what,s swithes layer
>

Most switches operate at layer 2, but the line between layer 2 and layer
3 are becoming increasing blurred.


If this post does not score me Simpson points - nothing will.

catwalker63
Fri Sep 02 20:57:53 CDT 2005

Ben Smith <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:MPG.1d828d9fee63d8a1989821@msnews.microsoft.com:

>
> If this post does not score me Simpson points - nothing will.
>

I miss Simpson. As lamers go, he was kinda entertaining.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA, MCSE
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Neil
Mon Sep 05 19:37:20 CDT 2005

did you hear Ben Smith <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> say in
news:MPG.1d828d4963f2d5c6989820@msnews.microsoft.com:

>
> I have unsteady hands

drink less coffee. While I'm sure that would work I am unwilling to take
that route myself

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Windows Error: 004 -- Operator fell asleep while waiting.

Neil
Mon Sep 05 19:38:09 CDT 2005

did you hear Ben Smith <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> say in
news:MPG.1d828d9fee63d8a1989821@msnews.microsoft.com:

>
> If this post does not score me Simpson points - nothing will.

you are such a browner

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- A fool and his money are soon elected.

Frisbee®
Tue Sep 06 10:28:34 CDT 2005

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96C8D1E323FEBneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear Ben Smith <online_bensmi@microsoft.com> say in
> news:MPG.1d828d9fee63d8a1989821@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
>>
>> If this post does not score me Simpson points - nothing will.
>
> you are such a browner

Yabbut it worked.