i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it

wale from nigeria

Re: urgent by Wayne

Wayne
Mon Dec 06 21:01:16 CST 2004

http://www.bi-traxaxxent.com/

Wayne McGlinn
Brisbane, Oz

"okunbolade wale" <waletosin2003@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:10a001c4dbfc$249b1000$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
> or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it
>
> wale from nigeria



Re: urgent by Neil

Neil
Mon Dec 06 21:08:40 CST 2004

did you hear "Wayne McGlinn" <wayne@briz.oz> say in news:u9tVOkA3EHA.3244
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> http://www.bi-traxaxxent.com/

what did that take you, 5 seconds on google? <g>

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Re: urgent by Wayne

Wayne
Mon Dec 06 22:58:43 CST 2004

Heh :) Actually, it did take a little bit longer, only because I went
through Microsoft's site to try and find a CTEC (or whatever they're called
this year) Love your banter with Laura and Bob on another ng!

Wayne

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95B7E142D975Dneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Wayne McGlinn" <wayne@briz.oz> say in news:u9tVOkA3EHA.3244
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > http://www.bi-traxaxxent.com/
>
> what did that take you, 5 seconds on google? <g>
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
> learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
> their apparent disinclination to do so."
> -- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)



Re: urgent by bhileman

bhileman
Tue Dec 07 09:38:35 CST 2004

okunbolade wale wrote:
> i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
> or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it
>
> wale from nigeria

TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA

DEAR SIR, MY NAME IS ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA, THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MAJOR
GENERAL ABDULKARIM ADISA, THE FORMER HONOURABLE MINISTER OF WORKS AND
HOUSING OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. YOUR CONTACT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY
MR. BIDEMI ADISA THE FIRST SON OF MAJOR GEN. ABDULKARIM ADISA AND HE GOT
YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MICROSOFT.PUBLIC.CERT.EXAM.MCSE. ABDULKARIM ADISA WAS
INVOLVED IN STUDYING FOR AND TAKING MICROSOFT EXAMS (WHICH WERE OUTLAWED BY
THE JUNTA), JAILED AND SENTENCED TO DEATH ON THE 29TH APRIL, 1998 BY THE
PRESIDENT OF SPECIAL MILITARY TRIBUNAL (SMT) LED BY MAJOR-GENERAL VICTOR
MALU, ACCORDING TO THE MILITARY GOVERNMENT LAW THEN . AS A RESULT OF THIS,
ALL HIS STUDY MATERIALS AND EXAM INFORMATION WERE SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. BUT NOW THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT THAT HAVE JUST TAKE
OVER IS DOING SOMETHING TO SEE THAT THE SITUATION IS SOLVE AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE FOR THE INTEREST OF DEMOCRACY AND WE PRAY EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT
IF YOU CAN GIVE THIS FAMILY YOUR ASSISTANCE. MY MAIN PURPOSE OF CONTACTING
YOU IS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST THIS FAMILY. AFTER MY BROTHER
HAS BEEN SENTENCED, HIS COURSE TUTOR INFORMED HIS FIRST SON IN CONFIDENCE
THAT HIS FATHER DEPOSITED HIS CERTFICATION INFORMATION (INCLUDING THE LITTLE
KNOWN URL OF THE MICROSOFT TRAINING AND CERTIFICATION SITE) WITH A SECURITY
COMPANY IN EUROPE FOR SAFEKEEPING. TODAY, WE HAVE VISITED HIS FATHER AT THE
PRISON TO CONFIRM, WHICH IS TRUE AND AS THE NEXT OF KIN, HE ADVISED HIM TO
SECRETLY LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER THAT IS RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY, SO
THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THIS VALUABLE AND RARE INFORMATION FOR SAFEKEEPING.
IN ORDER HAND HE ADVISED THAT YOU WILL NEED TO GO TO EUROPE TO SETUP A
HOTMAIL ACCOUNT SINCE THE INFORMATION IS THERE, WHERE THIS EMAIL WILL BE
LODGED FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT AS YOU KNOW THIS DATA IS
IN PLAIN-TEXT AND WAS KEPT IN A TRUNK BOX BY MY BROTHER WITH THE SECURITY
COMPANY, THIS WAS DONE INTENTIONALLY FOR THE RAINING DAYS WHICH HAS FINALLY
COME AS ENVISAGED BY HIM. THEREFORE, SINCE THEY GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH
THEIR FATHER, THIS MADE ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND RELIABLE
AND YOU WILL NOT LIKE TO INTIMIDATE THEM SINCE YOU HAVE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED
TO THEIR FATHER. AS SOON AS WE GET THE READ RECIPT FROM YOU HOTMAIL ACCOUNT,
BIDEMI AND THE MOTHER WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO SIT THE EXAMS.
PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND THAT WE REALLY NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION AND
ATTENTION. BE REST ASSURED THAT THE SECURITY OF THIS TRANSACTION HAS BEEN
SOLIDIFIED AND 100% HITCH-FREE THROUGH THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO US BY BOTH
THE BANK MANAGER AND THE SECURITY COMPANY. I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT NOBODY
KNOWS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION APART FROM MYSELF, THE FAMILY AND THE BANK
MANAGER HENCE WE ARE THEREFORE GUARANTEEING YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NO
PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND. BASED ON THE INCIDENT, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THIS
FAMILY, THEY HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU A PIRATE COPY OF WINDOWS 95 AND SOME
BADLY PHOTOCOPIED BRAINDUMPS AS A COMPENSATION AND APPRECIATION FOR BRINGING
UP LOST HOPE AND YOUR SINCE RE ASSISTANCE TO THIS FAMILY. IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED, KINDLY CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE VIA THE ABOVE EMAIL
ADDRESS. PLEASE WE ARE WAITING URGENTLY TO HEAR FROM YOU. THANK YOU, ALHAJI.
MAMMAN JOS ADISA

--
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Re: urgent by The

The
Tue Dec 07 10:15:32 CST 2004

does the copy of windows 95 come on floppies?

On Tue, 7 Dec 2004 10:38:35 -0500, Frisbee®
<bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote:

>okunbolade wale wrote:
>> i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
>> or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it
>>
>> wale from nigeria
>
>TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
>
>DEAR SIR, MY NAME IS ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA, THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO MAJOR
>GENERAL ABDULKARIM ADISA, THE FORMER HONOURABLE MINISTER OF WORKS AND
>HOUSING OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. YOUR CONTACT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY
>MR. BIDEMI ADISA THE FIRST SON OF MAJOR GEN. ABDULKARIM ADISA AND HE GOT
>YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MICROSOFT.PUBLIC.CERT.EXAM.MCSE. ABDULKARIM ADISA WAS
>INVOLVED IN STUDYING FOR AND TAKING MICROSOFT EXAMS (WHICH WERE OUTLAWED BY
>THE JUNTA), JAILED AND SENTENCED TO DEATH ON THE 29TH APRIL, 1998 BY THE
>PRESIDENT OF SPECIAL MILITARY TRIBUNAL (SMT) LED BY MAJOR-GENERAL VICTOR
>MALU, ACCORDING TO THE MILITARY GOVERNMENT LAW THEN . AS A RESULT OF THIS,
>ALL HIS STUDY MATERIALS AND EXAM INFORMATION WERE SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL
>GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA. BUT NOW THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT THAT HAVE JUST TAKE
>OVER IS DOING SOMETHING TO SEE THAT THE SITUATION IS SOLVE AS SOON AS
>POSSIBLE FOR THE INTEREST OF DEMOCRACY AND WE PRAY EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT
>IF YOU CAN GIVE THIS FAMILY YOUR ASSISTANCE. MY MAIN PURPOSE OF CONTACTING
>YOU IS TO KNOW IF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ASSIST THIS FAMILY. AFTER MY BROTHER
>HAS BEEN SENTENCED, HIS COURSE TUTOR INFORMED HIS FIRST SON IN CONFIDENCE
>THAT HIS FATHER DEPOSITED HIS CERTFICATION INFORMATION (INCLUDING THE LITTLE
>KNOWN URL OF THE MICROSOFT TRAINING AND CERTIFICATION SITE) WITH A SECURITY
>COMPANY IN EUROPE FOR SAFEKEEPING. TODAY, WE HAVE VISITED HIS FATHER AT THE
>PRISON TO CONFIRM, WHICH IS TRUE AND AS THE NEXT OF KIN, HE ADVISED HIM TO
>SECRETLY LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER THAT IS RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY, SO
>THAT THEY CAN TRANSFER THIS VALUABLE AND RARE INFORMATION FOR SAFEKEEPING.
>IN ORDER HAND HE ADVISED THAT YOU WILL NEED TO GO TO EUROPE TO SETUP A
>HOTMAIL ACCOUNT SINCE THE INFORMATION IS THERE, WHERE THIS EMAIL WILL BE
>LODGED FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO YOUR HOTMAIL ACCOUNT AS YOU KNOW THIS DATA IS
>IN PLAIN-TEXT AND WAS KEPT IN A TRUNK BOX BY MY BROTHER WITH THE SECURITY
>COMPANY, THIS WAS DONE INTENTIONALLY FOR THE RAINING DAYS WHICH HAS FINALLY
>COME AS ENVISAGED BY HIM. THEREFORE, SINCE THEY GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH
>THEIR FATHER, THIS MADE ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TRUSTWORTHY AND RELIABLE
>AND YOU WILL NOT LIKE TO INTIMIDATE THEM SINCE YOU HAVE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED
>TO THEIR FATHER. AS SOON AS WE GET THE READ RECIPT FROM YOU HOTMAIL ACCOUNT,
>BIDEMI AND THE MOTHER WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY TO SIT THE EXAMS.
>PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND THAT WE REALLY NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION AND
>ATTENTION. BE REST ASSURED THAT THE SECURITY OF THIS TRANSACTION HAS BEEN
>SOLIDIFIED AND 100% HITCH-FREE THROUGH THE INFORMATION GIVEN TO US BY BOTH
>THE BANK MANAGER AND THE SECURITY COMPANY. I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT NOBODY
>KNOWS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION APART FROM MYSELF, THE FAMILY AND THE BANK
>MANAGER HENCE WE ARE THEREFORE GUARANTEEING YOU THAT THERE WILL BE NO
>PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND. BASED ON THE INCIDENT, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP THIS
>FAMILY, THEY HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU A PIRATE COPY OF WINDOWS 95 AND SOME
>BADLY PHOTOCOPIED BRAINDUMPS AS A COMPENSATION AND APPRECIATION FOR BRINGING
>UP LOST HOPE AND YOUR SINCE RE ASSISTANCE TO THIS FAMILY. IF YOU ARE
>INTERESTED, KINDLY CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE VIA THE ABOVE EMAIL
>ADDRESS. PLEASE WE ARE WAITING URGENTLY TO HEAR FROM YOU. THANK YOU, ALHAJI.
>MAMMAN JOS ADISA


Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: urgent by bhileman

bhileman
Tue Dec 07 10:35:27 CST 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
> does the copy of windows 95 come on floppies?

<Whack> Pay attention!

It says "pirated", so it's on CD or DVD!

Oh, wait... It's from Nigeria.

You'll be getting a 10,000 page source listing.

--
Fris "You pay shipping" bee®, MCNGP #13

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Re: urgent by Neil

Neil
Tue Dec 07 12:06:44 CST 2004

did you hear "Wayne McGlinn" <wayne@briz.oz> say in news:O16aBmB3EHA.3380
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Love your banter with Laura and Bob on another ng!
>

I had some serious "Banter" with Chuck...

we aim to amuse...mainly becuse we're incapable of much else...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Re: urgent by The

The
Tue Dec 07 12:19:20 CST 2004

>I had some serious "Banter" with Chuck...
>
>we aim to amuse...mainly becuse we're incapable of much else...

BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: urgent by Neil

Neil
Tue Dec 07 13:07:11 CST 2004

did you hear The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> say in
news:j0tbr0p1phhptegfeh8pve50vu5oqijtkf@4ax.com:

> BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH,BLAH

very good! you're almost banter worthy in the other realm

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Re: urgent by Mike

Mike
Sat Dec 11 06:33:06 CST 2004


"Frisbee®" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:%23im5RLH3EHA.2012@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> okunbolade wale wrote:
>> i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria
>> or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it
>>
>> wale from nigeria
>
> TOP SECRET AND CONFIDENTIAL FROM: ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA
>
> DEAR SIR, MY NAME IS ALHAJI. MAMMAN JOS ADISA, THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO
> MAJOR
> GENERAL ABDULKARIM ADISA, THE FORMER HONOURABLE MINISTER OF WORKS AND
> HOUSING OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

GENERAL:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

ALL:
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

GENERAL:
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a modern Major-General.

--
Mike T.
MCNGP #XLI



Re: urgent by JaR

JaR
Mon Dec 13 10:27:47 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Mike T. climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> GENERAL:
> I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
> I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
> <Schnipz>

Messrs G&S on line two...

Something about "atonal dissonance" and "eviscerating live cats"?

JaR
Critical Thug