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    - MCSE people requesting your assistance please assist After receiving an illegal operation error a pc technician formatted i the past my pc HP BRIO BA410 Win 98se and he installed his own win 98s since then I am constantly facing problems. When I input a cd or flopp it stacks and explorer is not responding and as a result i reset th pc. He made defragment last Sunday telling me that problem will b fixed. The windows are not working properly because the system stacks I don't know what else he touched from software he removed some tick from msconfig Startup tab. The result is a hanging screen during shu down procedure and the Microsoft Windows 98 screen is shutting down i not shown. I downloaded the shutdown patch of Microsoft but stil nothing I ran Norton Live Update still nothing. Any suggestions please how can I fix this hanging screen and how t bring up Microsoft?s shutting down screen? he modified also powe management in control panel. any relation for shutting down problem? regarding power management. i don't remember what were the origina settings i selected these system stand by: 25 min turn off monitor: 20 min turn off hard disk: 30 min Any instructions how to recover those who were before modification? Thanks in advanc chrysa197 Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1029727.htm Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104632
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    - Work in Japan Hi, I am Looking for a MCSE japanese and english speaking candidate to work in japan? Very good rates please reply to matthew.edwards@sentinelit.com Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104630
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    - 70-216 Certificate Services question Hi, I'm going over CA's in prep for next weeks exam and have seen a statement that says;- "There can be more than one enterprise root CA in a Windows 2000 domain. BUT There can be only one enterprise root in any given hierarchy." I'm lost in the difference between the terms domain and hierarchy, (in relation to CA's) Please can you give me an example of both? Thanks Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104628
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    - 70-216 Certificate Services question Hi, I'm going over CA's in prep for next weeks exam and have seen a statement that says;- "There can be more than one enterprise root CA in a Windows 2000 domain. BUT There can be only one enterprise root in any given hierarchy." I'm lost in the difference between the terms domain and hierarchy, (in relation to CA's) Please can you give me an example of both? Thanks Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104627
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    - 70-216 Certificate Services Question Hi, I'm going over CA's in prep for next weeks exam and have seen a statement that says;- "There can be more than one enterprise root CA in a Windows 2000 domain. BUT There can be only one enterprise root in any given hierarchy." I'm lost in the difference between the terms domain and hierarchy, (in relation to CA's) Please can you give me an example of both? Many thanks Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104626
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    - How can Learning MCSE Please send iformation in my email : saqr_n@hotmail.com Best regards Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104623
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    - why 70-210 I am starting on my mcse hunt with 70-210 My question is: Why am I doing this to myself? Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104594
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    - DNS Question: Recursive vs. Iterative Can someone give me a clear explanation (or point me to a resource on the Internet) of the difference between recursive and iterative? I've looked it up in a couple of books and on the web, but I'm still fuzzy on the topic. Thanks. Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104569
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    - Exam 70-299 Review If you've yet to take this exam, be sure to check out our review for last tips and pointers: http://www.mcseworld.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=11642&referrerid=1 Best, Will www.mcseworld.com Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104564
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    - Question Re: WIN2K Server Resource Kit Does anybody know if the Windows 2000 Server Resource Kit Supplement 1 includes everything that is on the plain old Resource Kit? Or is it something that needs to be purchased in addition to Resource Kit in order to get the all the old tools and new tools. I couldn't tell by the description of each product on the Microsoft website. Please advise. Thanks. Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104563
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    - How to Identify a Braindump Site Okay, I've looked a lot of MCSE sample test sites. Some I know are braindump sites, because people have warned against them here. Some are recommended by Microsoft, so I assume they are okay. Then there's the ones in between. How does a person looking for sample exams know if they are supporting a braindump site or not? I'll start with the two I've thought of so far: - No phone number and only a PO box for an address. - Appears as US-based business, but website has a foreign registration. Brian Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104562
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    - 70-218 Topics What are the topics most asked in the test? has nayone taken it lately? thx Israel Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104561
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    - Exam 70-218 Topics What are the topics most asked in the test? has nayone taken it lately? thx Israel Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104560
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    - End of MCSE on Win2k I recently was told that microsoft was going to do away with the mcse on windows 2000 by the end of the year. Is this true? Does anybody know when the cutoff for getting the mcse on win2k is? I hope this is not true because I only have 2 more exams to complete to be certified mcse. Thanks in advance for your answers and comments. Steve . Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104553
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    - Exam Cram Series Are there many changes in the content of the Exam Cram series as compared to the Exam Cram 2 series? Would the Exam Cram series still be okay to study from now specifically for 216 and 217 or should I buy Exam Cram 2 series after reading the MS Press 2nd Ed books for each of these exams? Which would be better for the tests today as compared to the tests when they first became available? Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104549
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    - Design exams before 216 & 217? I have 3 more exams to go before MCSE:Security. I just received my MCSA:Security by taking the 214 and Security+ exams. I am wondering if taking the 220 Security design exam as my next exam is the best choice vs. taking the 216 & 217 first. Opinions? I just felt it might be good to do since I was in the Security groove right now. Later, P Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104546
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    - Account Security Hi, In Active Directory is there any way to disable a user if the user don't use his user account for 60 days and also delete the same user if day become 120 days. For Information Server: Windows 2000 Server + SP4 Clients:Windows 2000 Professional + SP4 Regards, Tayfun Keresteci Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104536
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    - help Dear sir/madam This is laxman Bhandari from Nepal. I am an MCSE and I douldn't findout how to view my exam reports on microsoft site. Kindly help me for that. Another things I have passed MCSE 2000 before 8 months and I am graduate in college but I douldn't get any nice job for me. Which link is useful for MCSE realated job. Please send me Thank you Regards Laxman Bhandari Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104532
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    - Exchange 2000 Passed exchange 2000 70-224 today, actually this exam is not as tough as I expected.. Know your ports OWA, etc firewall and backup methods.. Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104529
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    - Norton Disk Doctor Does anybody know where to find Norton Disk Doctor? Someone hacked our webserver and we've been told by Dell that the only way to remove them is to reformat the drive which really isn't an option right now. Can't take ownership of the files, can't delete them. Someone recommended Norton Disk Doctor to me, but when I look for it on the Symantec site, it only shows up under Mac products which doesn't apply here. Any thoughts? Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104520
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    - Exchange 2003 - eval version Hi guys, where can I get an eval version of Exchange 2003. I have taken the Exchange 2000 MOC last week... Any help is appriciated... Thanks Joachim Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104500
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    - What examorder after W2K core for the security specialisation? In the last month I passed 70-210, 70-215 and 70-216, all on the first try btw, and at present I'm studying for the 70-217 exam. I'm pursuing the Security specialisation and was wondering what exam to take after 70-217. In what order do you guys recommend I take the 70-214, 70-220 and 70-227 exams? Any help would be appreciated. BSoD Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104491
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    - 70-217 Hi. Anybody got advice for those taking 70-217 exam. Any key areas that crop up time and time again. Thanks Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104488
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    - Exam Review: 70-299: Implementing and Administering Security in a Microsoft Windows S exam review for the 70-299 posted here http://tinyurl.com/xezo check it out before taking the tes qo Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1029559.htm Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104464
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    - Did you know If you type in say page 39 on this page or one more than is listed on this newsgroup you get test questions from the 70-216. Wild Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104462
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    - 2272 Windows XP Sample Questions Wanted (Please) Hi all, I'm doing the "Implementing and Supporting Microsoft Windows XP Pro" (2272b), this week. I think I'm going to need so revisin material. I can't find any stuff on Google. Does anyone have any sample questions etc, etc, etc Thanks in advance Mick Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104460
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    - Need Book Recommendations for 70-216 Anybody recommend a good book for 70-216? I struggled through the MS Press book a few months ago but didn't feel well prepared even with lab experience. Any other book recommendations? I'd like something that really tests my skills after each major topic, not just a cheesy end of chapter review. Also, I'm following this exam with 70-221, but some people have suggested I take it first, or studying for both at the same time. Does anybody advise either of these things and why? Looking forward to your responses and any other related feedback. Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104458
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    - Need Book Recommendations for 70-216 Anybody recommend a good book for 70-216? I struggled through the MS Press book a few months ago but didn't feel well prepared even with lab experience. Any other book recommendations? I'd like something that really tests my skills after each major topic, not just a cheesy end of chapter review. Also, I'm following this exam with 70-221, but some people have suggested I take it first, or studying for both at the same time. Does anybody advise either of these things and why? Looking forward to your responses and any other related feedback. Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104457
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    - Need Book Recommendations for 70-216 Anybody recommend a good book for 70-216? I struggled through the MS Press book a few months ago but didn't feel well prepared even with lab experience. Any other book recommendations? I'd like something that really tests my skills after each major topic, not just a cheesy end of chapter review. Also, I'm following this exam with 70-221, but some people have suggested I take it first, or studying for both at the same time. Does anybody advise either of these things and why? Looking forward to your responses and any other related feedback. Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104455
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    - Job Experience Is job experience necessary to obtain a MCSE or MCSA? In my case, I am a network admin for a small company (35 users, 2 domains, multiple locations with remote users). I have been at this job for 4 years. The MS website shows requirements larger than that. Is this true? Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104446
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    - Exam 70-270 failed Dear all, I work hard this last 6 monthe to studdy all chapter of the MCSE training Kit of windows Xp professionnal, I have done many times the embeded test simulation at 98%. I was then sad to see that I have failed the exam with the score of 650 and mark was 700 so really close to get it. UI jhave notice that a lot of question was not even discuss in the trianing Kit and was surprise to get them and a lot of question around, networking, VPN and security and I guest that questions range point was high... I will plann to pass it again soon, can I get some advise from you and to approach best this second stage? DO u know the the minimum score of 700 is always the same whatever the question series or does it depends on the questions. Thanks for your support Serge Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104401
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    - My Doc's redirect syntax I am trying to redirect the My Documents folder to a network share. Currently we have the users profiles mapped to their H: drive. I would like to have the my documents redirected to H:\My Documents but I am having trouble with the syntax. In the GPO what should my syntax be? Either: \\server_name\share_name\%username%\My Documents or H:\My Documents or something else? Thanks for the tips in advance. Jorge Tag: ot thursday humor Tag: 104397
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    - Install the important patch from the Microsoft Corporation --uzayvslpv Content-Type: multipart/related; boundary="dhwmdhxoekzgnhg"; type="multipart/alternative" --dhwmdhxoekzgnhg Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="amnetwakdrup" --amnetwakdrup Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Microsoft Partner this is the latest version of security update, the "December 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which eliminates all known security vulnerabilities affecting MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express as well as three newly discovered vulnerabilities. Install now to maintain the security of your computer. This update includes the functionality = of all previously released patches. 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how do you get a retard to kill himself?
(answer below)

hand him a knife and ask him who's special

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Re: ot thursday humor by Ken

Ken
Thu Dec 04 10:38:06 CST 2003

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

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Re: ot thursday humor by Consultant

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Thu Dec 04 10:50:03 CST 2003

ah, a fellow maxim subscriber!

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*Groan*

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Thu Dec 04 11:17:50 CST 2003

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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Re: ot thursday humor by Ken

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Thu Dec 04 12:19:20 CST 2003

> ah, a fellow maxim subscriber!
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Yeah. Highly inappropriate, and tired subject matter, but that was the
funniest joke they've had in a few months.

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Re: ot thursday humor by Consultant

Consultant
Thu Dec 04 12:47:57 CST 2003

yes! i just renewed and gave jtyc a free subscription. that bastard

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Re: ot thursday humor by Jtyc

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Thu Dec 04 12:56:20 CST 2003

> yes! i just renewed and gave jtyc a free subscription. that bastard

I don't care what they say about you, you're ok in my book.