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    - OT: Friday Funnie Remember Windows 1.03? I do, like it was just yesterday. The company I worked for at the time adopted a slogan for themselves to use at that year's Comdex: "We don't do Windows." That company went belly-up (after I left, of course). http://www.digibarn.com/collections/software/microsoft/windows10/page_01.htm?wp_ml=0 http://tinyurl.com/2tbeh?wp_ml=0 -- Fris "Misty, water-colored memories" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com?wp_ml=0 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics?wp_ml=0 Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193439
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    - <%><%><%><%>HOW TO BE FUNNY!<%><%><%><%> You too can learn to be funny in just 7 days flat: http://www.ExpertHumor.com/HowToBeFunny.htm *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193431
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    - >@>@>@>@>GET MORE CHICKS............LEARN GUITAR............. Chicks dig guitar players. So get more chicks! Learn how to play guitar! http://www.ExpertHumor.com/LearnGuitar.htm *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193429
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    - <><><><><><><>The Net's #1 Joke e-Book!<><><><><><><><> That's Comedy - Over 460 Pages of Little Snickers, Medium-Sized Chuckles, and Great Big Belly Laughs: http://www.ExpertHumor.com/That'sComedy.htm *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193428
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    - <%><%><%><%>HOW TO BE FUNNY!<%><%><%><%> You too can learn to be funny in just 7 days flat: http://www.ExpertHumor.com/HowToBeFunny.htm *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193419
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    - >@>@>@>@>GET MORE CHICKS............LEARN GUITAR............. Chicks dig guitar players. So get more chicks! Learn how to play guitar! http://www.ExpertHumor.com/LearnGuitar.htm *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193418
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    - Amnesty for illegal immigrants will not happen this time..................... Our politicians lead the league in all talk, no action. Is blowing us some sunshine good enough? Read what The Expert thinks: http://www.ExpertHumor.com/ *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193417
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    - Will illegal immigrants get deported?.........Of course not..................... Our politicians just wanted to blow us some sunshine. Get the details from The Expert: http://www.ExpertHumor.com/ *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193414
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    - Illegal Immigration, the Non-Issue of the Week?????????????? The way our politicians rushed to talk about illegal immigration this week, maybe they thought it came with a free lunch. They won't do anything about it, but it will get them some money. The Expert provides the details at: http://www.ExpertHumor.com/ *** Free account sponsored by SecureIX.com *** *** Encrypt your Internet usage with a free VPN account from http://www.SecureIX.com *** Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193412
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    - 70-270&70-290&70-291&70-299&security+ >can I chose This 5 Exams to get MCSA 70-270&70-290&70-291&70-299&security+ >or Shoud I chse 70-299 with 70-227 As a choice or 70-350 with security+ as another choice -- Moneim Azim Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193405
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    - Exam 70-270 Windows XP Does anyone know if this exam has been updated for SP2 or not? The "Skills Measured" on the cetification page indicate not, since they still discuss Internet Connection Firewall rather than the Windows Firewall, but I noticed that most of Microsoft's materials are being updated. I am starting a course in about 2 weeks, and would like to pre-prepare. Thanks, Dean Basse Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193382
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    - How to purchase the official 2276 & 2277 workbooks? Currently I am taking classes for the 70-290 course and I am using the official 2274 course work book. I want to take course 2276 and 2277, but I found out the classes are cancelled. Is there a way to buy the official course 2276 and 2277 workbooks? I have looked at amazon.com and the microsoft website and I can't find the place to purchase these books. Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193343
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    - MCSE Exams HI, I was hoping if someone could answer the following question. If your doing a MCSE how many exams are there 6 or 7. Because i have been informed that if your doing the M2830, Designing Security for Microsoft Networks you dont need to do the elective (7th exam). M2830 is already done in your design so you dont need to do it in elective. Its like killing two birds with one stone. Thanks in advance Andy Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193319
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    - access code expired I am a MCP candidate,and I have successed pass the exam(70-210,70-215) ,but my access code has expired.So I have not received any certificate. What was worse, I cannot contact Microsoft Regional Service Center available at http://www.microsoft.com/learning/support/worldsites.asp(that you tell me to contact when the access code expired). Because when I logon to the web site, it displays that: "Weâ??re sorry, but there is no Microsoft.com Web page that matches your entry. It is possible you typed the address incorrectly, or the page may no longer exist. You may wish to try another entry or choose from the links below, which we hope will help you find what youâ??re looking for." What can i do to update the access code? I am in China.Thank you! Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193308
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    - answers to questions in textbook missing? Just taken delivery of MS official academic course book for 70-284 exam, different format from all my other mcp training books it has a seperate book for labs and i think the layout and content is great. My question is where are the answers to the question throughout the book? Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193276
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    - INSIDER - KNOWLEDGE NEUTRALIZING!! INSIDER - KNOWLEDGE NEUTRALIZING!! (First Copy this Text in your editor) Translated Text (sorry if the Text is not in good grammer). I have earned over 40,000 Euros after participate in this program. Before short, I have myself in the following mails - list registered. Later I got an E-MAIL, that said me, how and where I get IMMEDIATELY a money in opening - gift of more than 20 Euros. In addition I earn WITHOUT EDITIONS at a system with more than 4 steps. It is obvious that such information is not told simply cost-free at all world. The mails - list with which I had registered me, informed me per E-MAIL about this new business. Now I have you only one of the many money - salaries named, become you over that informed after registration. The advantage in THIS mail - list - registration is: - For the registrations in the E-mail-list I get money - After the registration receive I knowledge over money and would earn in addition, more than I in the mail - list - registrations would receive. I was read had to beginning also sceptical, but as I the letter, knew I that I get also something good for my money, and have invests above all, MORE than I. ONLY if I get something, the other can earn also, is that the logical answer. Can if you earn in an investment of 12 Euros / 12 U.S. dollars or 12 British pounds (sterlings) of thousand and also hundred cable envoy, you not would transmit yourself information that bring you yet more money??? Therefore it is entirely clear that the applicant sends also the information REALLY at the registered, unlike in so-called " mail - lists ", where one waits long on that (usually in vain). Swell through the further money - is certain, that THIS program functions, or would become you you in comparison with 100,000 with only 12 Euros / satisfied give 12 U.S. dollars or 12 British pounds (sterlings)? I got, above all, more in my investment of 12 Euros already in short time than that hundredfold thanks to which mail - information. If you decide to register you in the mail - list, would follow the directions: You become now part at the mail order business: Would follow the directions: 1 stepped: If you are yet no Paypal-user, a user COST-FREE - account (Premium - basis - account) opens now in Paypal. Paypal is with more than 96 million users and with representation in more than 56 countries of one of the most certain money - transfers - business worldwide. click up: https://www.paypal.com (should that be left not active, would copy it please into your browser) Stepped 2: Would register you in the " mail - list". Send 12 Euro / 12 US - Dollar or 12 British Pounds (sterling) at the FIRST mail-address per mail - For use-purpose you write: " Service " - For E-mail-reference you write: " Mail - list " How you can send money, you find on the web page of Paypal simply declared. The present list: (#1) bestwaybook@yahoo.de (#2) luxusbook@yahoo.de (#3) ecashmail@yahoo.de Through the fast payment per enamel and the reception, it lasts only few Would meet until you get the information per E-MAIL. As soon as your registration arrived in the receiver, you get further information / insider - knowledge. Would keep in mind always, ONLY if you also salary, earn other with. COMMENT: Would follow steps 3 FIRST THEN AFTER you received the information / insiders - knowledge. Only if you have the information / insiders - knowledge, you can transmit this also. Here it does not concern simply only mail - earn collections, but rather around CORRECT money. Stepped 3: Now that would paint see #1 of the list that you above and back the other names after. The address at the position #2 you write on position #1 The address at the position #3 you write on position #2 After that you write YOUR address on position #3. Was ready on an exciting and interesting type, to earn money. Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193218
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    - 70-291 I am getting ready to take the 70-291 for the second time. I was weak on DNS last time. Any suggestions on how I should study? thanks Adam Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193188
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    - OT: Become a mans man The Alphabet of Manliness. The book is dedicated to the memory of the effeminate man, who will face the onset of extinction on June, 2006." http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com - The homepage of Maddox's new book, The Alphabet of Manliness. Site contains pricing, release, tour dates, and more. -- LoopBack Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193177
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    - pre populating domain for course 2274C Hi, I have just begun course 2274C(leading to 70-290) and I need to simulate the classroom environment on my virtual PC. The scripts are not present on the Student's Materials CD like they used to be,I have got an older version of the book (2274A), and it got the scripts...but they are different from what they are doing now....does anyone where I can get the scripts for 2274C ? Thanks Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193175
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    - Question for mcngp geeks Would you please tell me how to edit and restore the registry in Windows XP and Windows Server 2003? Thanks, bye.. -- I really enjoy talking to as-sholes on the net. It makes me sleep peacefully knowing that I didnâ??t hurt any innocent people Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193173
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    - could I find a job > I'm egyption guy 39 years working on hardware > I desgin to get MCSA thin MCSE do you think I can get a job by passing > this 8 exam only !!!!withe my age > and I'm studying english too hard >how can I get Experience without getting a job >270,290,291,293,294,228,298 is that agood choice or there is another good one -- Moneim Azim Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193168
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    - Semi-OT: Tuesday Tools http://kgbarchiver.sourceforge.net/ WinZip not cutting it anymore? WinRAR not compressing enough? Try this. Can compress a 430MB MS Office ISO down to 1.4MB....small enough to fit on a floppy. Of course, it comes with higher hardware requirements, but they don't look terribly hard to meet. Especially for the technically inclined, who have better machines than the regular internet scum. Have not tried it myself, but fully intend to mess around with it. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com claims to have seen the Loch Ness monster on several occasions. Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193159
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    - [ot- sort of] You can't make this stuff up! Absolutely classic; http://www.centos.org/modules/news/article.php?storyid=127 -- JaR MCNGP #22 Remove hat to reply Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193153
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    - Test answers I attended training for my MCSE and other certs at a place called Current Technologies in Portage, IN. The owner, Alan Gardner routinely copies test king or Troy Techs and passes them out as "test prep tools". Hey, these are the answers to the exam, how common is this really at a training center that is supposedly certified my MS? Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193060
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    - Allitcertkiller.com study guides now more cheaper than Testking.co.uk Allitcertkiller.com study guides now more cheaper than Testking.co.uk Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193044
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    - Elective choice Im trying to figure out which would be the most beneficial elective to take for MCSA in 2003. I dont want to just take the easiest one. Any recommends? Randy "I can install a golf game on my pc, shouldnt that be worth some kind of certification?" Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193041
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    - question about studying for 290 & 291 I've passed 270, 271 & 272 by self-paced, taking the exams weeks apart. I'm about to start studying for 290 & 291. And noticed a lot of people in the MCDST newsgroup took both 271 & 272 exams on the one day. What is your opinion on studying for 290 & 291? study them individually? or study as one big subject and take both exams on the same day? Thanks Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193040
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    - Windows 2003 Server Resource Kit I want to add the above title to my library of knowledge and notice that there are two versions 1)Microsoft Windows 2003 Server Resource Kit: Special Promotion Edition (Paperback) 2)Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Resource Kit (Paperback) I also notice that the promotion edition is roughly $60 less than the non-promotion edition. what I don't notice is what the difference is in the two. does anyone kknow what the difference is in the two ither than cost?? Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193032
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    - Wanting Certification-Where to start I informally handle our tech at our school/church (75 stations). Mostly P2P stuff. I want to get my MCSE, but am not sure if I should get my MCSA first or something else. And not sure where I can get training to pass the certs. AND, not sure if it's over my head. ANY help/direction you can provide is alot more than I have. Thanks in advance. -- MCEM Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193025
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    - Which Exams? Hi fellow newbies! I need to know how many exams I need to pass in order to get my MCSE diploma? Also, is an MCSD the same as an MCSE diploma, just with a different name? Ta James Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193005
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    - Your Certification Has Expired How does Microsoft determine when certifications expire? Mark Tag: (no subject) Tag: 193004
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    - [ot] Virtual MCSE http://www.eprover.org/VMCSE/mcse.html It seems we will no longer be needed. -- JaR MCNGP #22 Remove hat to reply Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192992
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    - MCP what? OK, I am now a MCP. I think. Got a mail telling me: "Congratulations! You have distinguished yourself by passing an exam that is more rigorous than ever before." ok, what exam? (I have taken a few beta and don't know which I passed) also, I can't log in to the site 1) Can't log in because I can't log out because architecturewebcasts.com keeps me logged in 2) "Error 1..." when using temporary password with this new passport I had to make with a new mail on a new windows user I had to make (...) google says "It take a few days..." well, there is room for improvements here. Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192970
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    - OT: My next PC I think this is the coolest: http://www.thinktankpc.com/americanclassic.html -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192958
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    - Study Material Good evening all, I'm new to this forum, so I shall not babble. Well over a year ago I completed my W2K MCSE. I now feel it's time to do the upgrade to the MCSE server 2003. This I believe involves sitting the 292 and 296 exams. I'd like to know several things before I embark on this journey. 1. What study books do people out there recommend (in the past I've used Exam Cram and Sybex) 2. What questions are good (in the past I've used Boson and Transender) 3. What CBT video/DVD's do people recommend (again in the past I've used CBT nuggets) 4. Apart from Microsoft, does any other web sites out there give good advise on MCP stuff. Thanks in advance for your help, It's been over a year and I feel out of the loop, but I'm really keen to get going on this, if anyone would like to give me some pointers and hints and tips, they would be most welcome. Cheers Greg Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192956
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    - Test your self.. I see mcngp business become less active than ever on this forum Whoever caused this to happen must be a thought clever brainy,,,, how about alil somthin for you? ----maybe you can learn alil somthin about your self and how much of an as-shole you may be. and Please donâ??t forget to share with us the results after taking this test. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ahtest good luck btw, Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192894
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    - OT: And so it was fortold..... ... that the great and mighty Eddie Rox will return and destroy the MCNGP once and for all Amen Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192882
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    - [OT] Annoucement Number 51's belated welcome announcement has been finally added to the site[1] Sorry for the delay, I've had the ghodsbedamned flu. If it's any cosolation, this was only one of a long list of things that I haven't gotten done in the last week. Oh, and welcome to the ward, BD. The fitting for the long sleeved jacket of office is this afternoon. Hope you like the rubber walls. [1] So dock my pay. -- JaR MCNGP #22 Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192844
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    - OT: Attn JYTC Thought you would like to know... I had a little brush with fame (or shame... depends on how you look at it). Yesterday morning... I got off the bus in downtown Mpls... went up the first elevator to the main floor (2nd level)... and just as I walk out... Dante Cullpepper, his wife, and another guy came walking out of the stair well. I was walking behind them... trying to make my way to my building in the skyway... and lo and behold... he was going where I was. Got on the elevator with him... apparently, he was heading to a conference room on the 3rd floor... he had a court date yesterday morning in regards to the love boat incident. He was decked out in a suit... But the most amazing thing was... his wife... baby got back. She was one chunky lady. Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192838
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    - OT Thursday Humour i dont know why i find this funny, i just do http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board=37138445&tid=apwalkingacrossamerica&sid=37138445&mid=337 sfw Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192827
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    - Mcse study help What is the best way to learn Mcse from self learning thanks -- Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192824
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    - Obtain MCSE certificaiton without exams(Pay after check result)100% passing gaurantee FRIENDS Here i m going to tell you the fastest way to get MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,ORACLE,SOLAIS certified without efforts...... friends i have five vue and prometric testing sites here in INDIA.......so, i will do the exams on the behalf of the candidates, make them pass and charge some extra amount from them......... see i need ur some details then i will book ur exam on my testing site, make u pass in exam then send scoresheet to you....by using that scoresheet u will easily able to check ur exam status online on related official secure site..... when u will check ur exam status online only then send me payment through western union money transfer....... what details i need from the candidates :- 1. candidate full name(that he wants to appear on his scoresheet and certificate) 2. candidate full address(for certificatio delivery) 3. candidate passport or driving liciense scan copy(as photo id proof) 4. candidate landline as well as cell number(with country code) 5. correct exam numbers....... so, if anyone is really intrested in this then jsut mail me these details then he will be certified within a week.... rates :- any microsoft exam :- 250 usd(including exam fee) ccna exam :- 500 usd(including exam fee) ccnp each exam :- 600 usd(inlcduing exam fee) so.if anyone intrested in this just mail me at vinay_vue_prometric@yahoo.com or vinay_vue_prometric@hotmail.com u can also catch me on chat on my both messengers... thanzzzzzzzzzz friends vinay Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192823
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    - Recommendations for study guides for 70-228 Today at work I was told that I need to take the 70-228 to get a rais and pass it by June. I need some recommendations for study materials I am an application person more than a network person but my compan needs the SQL Server Cert and I need more $$$$. I was a backu administrator to SQL Server 2000 at my last job but it has bee several years already. I was never involved in the setup o configuration of the DB Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192812
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    - (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder) (Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder) == LOSER Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192790
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    - OT: All MCNGP please report to the sekrit site I posted something on there I know you will all want to read. Sorry to all non-MCNGP. -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me. Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192782
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    - OT: Where To Find Dumps For Achmed! Use the Evil Goat Search at http://www.planetoftheheads.com/sites/search/ MCSB Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192741
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    - Re: MCSE LOGO question Er, Whoops, sent unwittingly. Continued below: "Moderator [MVP] [Meaty Variable Parser] [7.13.86.42]" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote > > His website tingles my snorkel: > > 'Cacti Developers has a domain name! -- http://CactiDevelopers.ResDev.Net' > > "My Bologna has a first name! O S C A R" > > And, he apparently has powers and abilities beyond those of mortal men: "New Ability To Add Comments To The Blog!!!" Another odd thing is his counter: Total pages users have visited: 4851 Yet, I can't find 4000+ pages on his site? Also, his voting page has some discrepencies... It's supposed to be a blog, right? But look at this poll: Which feature would you like to be most implemented? 6 Votes -- Blog So, 6 people who visited his Blog voted that they would like to see a Blog implemented. MCSB Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192725
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    - filthy old hack now thats funny! Here a link to a screenshot of the new mcngp website (incase you miss it before it's sorted). I like the new colour-scheme. http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5943/mcngp4au.png http://tinyurl.com/qsnf8 -- LoopBack Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192664
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    - MCSE LOGO question hi, i just did my mcse, i am creating new resume and i am not sure where to put the mcse logo, should it be on the top or at the bottom, and is there any site on the internet where i can find an example, thanks! Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192633
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    - OT: Tuesday find Check this out - an interesting utility that shows where all your hard disk space went - using a tree map. http://windirstat.sourceforge.net very cool (at least I thought so) I assume it requires .net kpg Tag: (no subject) Tag: 192589

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