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Tue Apr 06 11:25:56 CDT 2004
kpg wrote:
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns94C376EC51FE0neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> there is one thing I don't understand...you understand the MCNGPs?
>> (perhaps I wasn't paying attention <grin>)
>
> Good point. I retract that portion of my statement.
>
> Top 10 reasones I'm not MCNGP
>
> 1) I'm a programmer and IT sounds like a really sucky job.
Dude, if you're a programmer, you're already IN IT. Several of the
MCNGP'ers (myself included) are programmers.
> 2) I can't decide between kpg, kPg, KpG or kpgrox.
First one gets my vote.
> 3) I'm concerned about the fate of the 'missing' MCNGP members.
They're on sabbatical. They come back every now and then. Kline was MIA
for years.
Some of them are on tour, like Laura.
> 4) I'm waiting to be #52 so I can be the two of diamonds.
Can't argue with that logic.
> 5) It attracts the likes of eddiepox.
You take the bad with the good. We attempt to ignore the bad behaviour, but
sometimes it's like driving past an automobile accident. You know you
shouldn't look, but you just can't help yourself.
> 6) I thought the codpiece was optional.
It is, if you're female.
> 7) Same reason I don't join the NRA, when its time for the
> government to collect all the guns, that's who they visit first.
They have to find us first.
> 8) John Kerry said he was for it, no, wait, against it,
> No, now he's for it, um, against it, for it, oh forget it.
Want some syrup with your waffle?
> 9) I'm too damn nice.
So is Larry, but we let him in anyway.
> 10) No one asked.
Time.
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