score for 70-216

Does anyone know if Microsoft scores 70-216 exam? Or is
there no scoring?

Thank you, Jack B.

Doom
Thu Dec 09 16:42:25 CST 2004


"Jack Black" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:104a01c4de39$ba5d37f0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> Does anyone know if Microsoft scores 70-216 exam? Or is
> there no scoring?
>
> Thank you, Jack B.

There is definitely scoring. Why else would you take the exam. BTW I loved
your work in Shallow Hal. It's good you're thinking about getting your MCSE
in case the acting thing doesn't work out.

Jack
Thu Dec 09 16:54:01 CST 2004

Hello,

Thanks for the compl. I already have my MCSE 2000 but when I got it two
years ago, it did NOT have scoring. Are you saying it has changed?

Thanks, Jack
"Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:Wv6dnfXnaoBMSSXcRVn-vA@prairiewave.com...
>
> "Jack Black" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:104a01c4de39$ba5d37f0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>> Does anyone know if Microsoft scores 70-216 exam? Or is
>> there no scoring?
>>
>> Thank you, Jack B.
>
> There is definitely scoring. Why else would you take the exam. BTW I loved
> your work in Shallow Hal. It's good you're thinking about getting your
> MCSE in case the acting thing doesn't work out.
>

kpg
Thu Dec 09 17:00:23 CST 2004

Yes. These is still no scoring.

kpg

Keyboard
Thu Dec 09 17:04:42 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>Hello,
>
>Thanks for the compl. I already have my MCSE 2000 but
when I got it two
>years ago, it did NOT have scoring. Are you saying it has
changed?
>

It has not changed: Does the Test have scoring? yes. How
else would MS determine if you pass?!?! Do you see your
score at the end? no.

Keyboard
Thu Dec 09 17:05:38 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>Hello,
>
>Thanks for the compl. I already have my MCSE 2000 but
when I got it two
>years ago, it did NOT have scoring. Are you saying it has
changed?

Oh, yeah... and School of Rock sucked.

Actually, I didn't see it... but the previews sure made it
look like it sucked.

Jack
Thu Dec 09 17:08:36 CST 2004

My point is that Microsfot doesn't TELL you what the score is anymore. They
just tell you pass/fail. Right?

Or, do they?

I have a friend who "said' he just took the 70-216 test and scored a "90%"

How would he know this if Microsoft doesn't tell you what the score is??

"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:107e01c4de43$779a42f0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>Hello,
>>
>>Thanks for the compl. I already have my MCSE 2000 but
> when I got it two
>>years ago, it did NOT have scoring. Are you saying it has
> changed?
>>
>
> It has not changed: Does the Test have scoring? yes. How
> else would MS determine if you pass?!?! Do you see your
> score at the end? no.

Jack
Thu Dec 09 17:10:22 CST 2004

thank you. It made a lot of money anyway.

So, what's the deal with Microsoft 70-216 exam? Does it, or does it NOT give
the person their score??? Does anyone know?


"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:29fe01c4de43$990df3a0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>Hello,
>>
>>Thanks for the compl. I already have my MCSE 2000 but
> when I got it two
>>years ago, it did NOT have scoring. Are you saying it has
> changed?
>
> Oh, yeah... and School of Rock sucked.
>
> Actually, I didn't see it... but the previews sure made it
> look like it sucked.

JaR
Thu Dec 09 17:20:16 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jack Black climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> thank you. It made a lot of money anyway.
>
> So, what's the deal with Microsoft 70-216 exam? Does it, or does it
> NOT give the person their score??? Does anyone know?
>

Evidently, yes they now show a score again. Must have 700 to pass. Although
ever the obtuse Microsoft does not mention 700 out of *what* so the info
has little value.

JaR
Helpful Thug

Keyboard
Thu Dec 09 17:21:04 CST 2004

In Line:


>-----Original Message-----
>My point is that Microsfot doesn't TELL you what the
score is anymore. They
>just tell you pass/fail. Right?

I just told you. You do NOT see your score.

>
>Or, do they?

no, they don't.

>
>I have a friend who "said' he just took the 70-216 test
>and scored a "90%"

If he tells you he has a bridge for sale... make sure you
get it for a good price.


>How would he know this if Microsoft doesn't tell you what
>the score is??

EsP?

Keyboard
Thu Dec 09 17:23:33 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>thank you. It made a lot of money anyway.
>
>So, what's the deal with Microsoft 70-216 exam? Does it,
or does it NOT give
>the person their score??? Does anyone know?
>
>


*sigh* Ok, here comes the airplane... now that we have
to spoon feed you. Did you READ my first reply? I am
sorry, but there is no "Thespian speak to English"
dictionary to assist you in understanding my reply.

JaR
Thu Dec 09 17:28:28 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy climbed on a soapbox
& opined:

> In Line:
>
>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>My point is that Microsfot doesn't TELL you what the
> score is anymore. They
>>just tell you pass/fail. Right?
>
> I just told you. You do NOT see your score.
>
>>
>>Or, do they?
>
> no, they don't.
>

Beg to differ KC, but

http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcpexams/faq/procedures.asp

would have it otherwise.

JaR
Current Thug

Jack
Thu Dec 09 17:38:25 CST 2004

Your reply was incorrect! They DO show the score now.

If you're giong to reply to people, make sure your reply is CORRECT. Dummy.

"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:014401c4de46$1a16b7f0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>thank you. It made a lot of money anyway.
>>
>>So, what's the deal with Microsoft 70-216 exam? Does it,
> or does it NOT give
>>the person their score??? Does anyone know?
>>
>>
>
>
> *sigh* Ok, here comes the airplane... now that we have
> to spoon feed you. Did you READ my first reply? I am
> sorry, but there is no "Thespian speak to English"
> dictionary to assist you in understanding my reply.

Luis
Thu Dec 09 18:48:42 CST 2004

Yes it scores i have path in 1 of september of 2004 with 857 points

Luis Rocha

"Jack Black" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> escreveu na mensagem
news:104a01c4de39$ba5d37f0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> Does anyone know if Microsoft scores 70-216 exam? Or is
> there no scoring?
>
> Thank you, Jack B.

Neil
Thu Dec 09 21:20:05 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BA9D6D59C2Aplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy climbed on a
soapbox
> & opined:
>
>> In Line:
>>
>>
>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>My point is that Microsfot doesn't TELL you what the
>> score is anymore. They
>>>just tell you pass/fail. Right?
>>
>> I just told you. You do NOT see your score.
>>
>>>
>>>Or, do they?
>>
>> no, they don't.
>>
>
> Beg to differ KC, but
>
> http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcpexams/faq/procedures.asp
>
> would have it otherwise.
>
> JaR
> Current Thug
>

um...:

". Why did Microsoft change the score report?

A. Based on customer feedback, Microsoft redesigned the score report to
detail the areas in which an MCP candidate has technical strengths and
the areas in which the same candidate needs improvement.



Q. What does the new score report look like?

A. The report gives you a numerical score and a bar graph for each
skills section of the exam.



Q. What does my score mean?

A. Beginning with the release of the Microsoft Windows Server?
2003?related exams, Microsoft will provide numerical scores on exams. By
the end of September 2003, most exams will have the new score report
format, which includes this numerical score. Microsoft has worked with
customers and testing industry experts to create an exam scale that would
be consistent across all exams. The new scale requires a minimum passing
score of 700 on all exams. The maximum score on the exams will vary
depending on the complexity of the skills being measured.



Q. What do the bars mean on the new score report?

A. The length of the bars indicates how strong the examinee performed
for each skills section of the exam. The closer the bar is to the strong
end of the continuum, the higher the score on that skills cluster. The
closer the bar is to the needs development end of the continuum, the
lower the score on that skills cluster. If a bar is not present, the
examinee either answered all questions incorrectly or did not answer any
questions within that skills cluster. These results will help all
examinees determine areas where they have strengths and where they need
improvement. The skills sections listed on the score report correspond to
those listed in the skills matrix provided in the Exam Preparation guide.



Q. What exams will be affected?

A. Beginning with the release of Windows Server 2003?related exams,
Microsoft will provide numerical scores on exams. By the end of September
2003, most exams will have the new score report format, which includes
this numerical score."

so den da older 70-216 exam would follow the older style of pass/fail
AIUI...


--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 09:33:39 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>Dummy.
>


oh.... good one.. got me there... whoa... man... have some
coffee... chill out... you sure went off the deep end
there... sure burned me...

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 09:59:01 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy
climbed on a soapbox
>& opined:
>
>> In Line:
>>
>>
>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>My point is that Microsfot doesn't TELL you what the
>> score is anymore. They
>>>just tell you pass/fail. Right?
>>
>> I just told you. You do NOT see your score.
>>
>>>
>>>Or, do they?
>>
>> no, they don't.
>>
>
>Beg to differ KC, but
>
>http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcpexams/faq/procedures.
asp
>
>would have it otherwise.
>
>JaR
>Current Thug
>.


What, can't take a joke???
innocent thug

JaR
Fri Dec 10 10:40:35 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
>
> What, can't take a joke???
> innocent thug
>
>
>

Bad Thug!

Go sit in a corner[1] and repeat "Aw fsck it" 100 times.

JaR
Diciplinary Thug

[1] Booth in favorite pub will do nicely.

JaR
Fri Dec 10 10:53:37 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
> A. Beginning with the release of Windows Server 2003?related exams,
> Microsoft will provide numerical scores on exams. By the end of
> September 2003, most exams will have the new score report format,
> which includes this numerical score."

Actually, this would appear to indicate that the numerical score would
apply to all exams, but they were shooting for a fuzzy completion date.

>
> so den da older 70-216 exam would follow the older style of pass/fail
> AIUI...
>
>

Plus, There have been several folks in here and the other places that have
reported passing scores. (Google google) Yup, check for yourself. Advanced
search 'passed' '70-216' since Jan 2003. #1 & #3 report scores of 883 and
851.

Google is thy friend.

Please join KC in the corner.

JaR
Factual Thug

Neil
Fri Dec 10 11:27:47 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BB5A792A2FEplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Please join KC in the corner.

no...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 11:57:33 CST 2004


>
>Please join KC in the corner.
>
>JaR
>Factual Thug
>.
>


*hides beer*

Neil
Fri Dec 10 12:07:15 CST 2004

did you hear "Keyboard Cowboy"
<thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> say in news:055801c4dee1
$b9c09370$a501280a@phx.gbl:

>
>
> *hides beer*

WHATCHA GOT THERE KEYBOARD?!?!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

JaR
Fri Dec 10 12:09:11 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95BB5A792A2FEplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> Please join KC in the corner.
>
> no...
>

Tsk.

Well, if I was you[1] I'd very *really* embarassed right now. Possibly that
cold weather up there has paralysed the embarrasment lobe of your brane.

JaR
Superior Thug

[1] Which, $Pantheon be praised, I'm not. I've been in TO in the winter.
Ugh.

Neil
Fri Dec 10 12:29:34 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BB6748BEC96plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Well, if I was you[1] I'd very *really* embarassed right now. Possibly
> that cold weather up there has paralysed the embarrasment lobe of your
> brane.
>

I'm not. I have been wrong before and my wife never fails to point this
out, so I am quiet accustomed to it. Since your wife hasn't seemed to point
this out to you we can only assume that mine loves me more than your's
loves you...my wife told me so...

> JaR
> Superior Thug
>

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! wow, you're almost as funny as Briscoe today....

> [1] Which, $Pantheon be praised, I'm not. I've been in TO in the
> winter. Ugh.

TO is north of me...check a map, so are you....
( 43.083N, 79.071W vs your what about 47.50N, 117.50W)

and the temp here is not much different from yours right now
(43F vs your 47F)

--
Neil MCNGP #30 Southerly Thug
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Consultant
Fri Dec 10 12:33:03 CST 2004

im sorry to hear about lacey


"Luis Rocha" <two_lemons@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ecBSDIl3EHA.3000@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> Yes it scores i have path in 1 of september of 2004 with 857 points
>
> Luis Rocha
>
> "Jack Black" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> escreveu na mensagem
> news:104a01c4de39$ba5d37f0$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>> Does anyone know if Microsoft scores 70-216 exam? Or is
>> there no scoring?
>>
>> Thank you, Jack B.
>
>

Ken
Fri Dec 10 12:45:34 CST 2004

In news:Xns95BB6748BEC96plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
>
> I've been in TO in the winter. Ugh.

Speaking of Canada in the winter...I'm being sent to a 3 day course to learn
the inner workings of our warehouse managament system (Radio Beacon). It was
either Toronto in March, or California in Feb. I was assuming they'd send me
to Toronto, because it's cheaper to fly there, and well, that's just the way
things work out. Word came down from the muckity-mucks yesterday that I am
in fact going to California (although I don't know exactly where...where is
area code 416?) So, I've avoided the Canadian wilderness this year. Hooray
for me.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

molsonexpert
Fri Dec 10 12:59:53 CST 2004


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:e#xeghu3EHA.536@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> In news:Xns95BB6748BEC96plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
> JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
> >
> > I've been in TO in the winter. Ugh.
>
> Speaking of Canada in the winter...I'm being sent to a 3 day course to
learn
> the inner workings of our warehouse managament system (Radio Beacon). It
was
> either Toronto in March, or California in Feb. I was assuming they'd send
me
> to Toronto, because it's cheaper to fly there, and well, that's just the
way
> things work out. Word came down from the muckity-mucks yesterday that I am
> in fact going to California (although I don't know exactly where...where
is
> area code 416?) So, I've avoided the Canadian wilderness this year. Hooray
> for me.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
>
>
>

416 sounds like the middle of trawna to me.

steve.

Ken
Fri Dec 10 13:06:44 CST 2004

In news:OHTpvpu3EHA.708@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl,
molsonexpert <imdrunk@work.ca> rambled:
>
> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:e#xeghu3EHA.536@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>> In news:Xns95BB6748BEC96plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
>> JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
>>>
>>> I've been in TO in the winter. Ugh.
>>
>> Speaking of Canada in the winter...I'm being sent to a 3 day course
>> to learn the inner workings of our warehouse managament system
>> (Radio Beacon). It was either Toronto in March, or California in
>> Feb. I was assuming they'd send me to Toronto, because it's cheaper
>> to fly there, and well, that's just the way things work out. Word
>> came down from the muckity-mucks yesterday that I am in fact going
>> to California (although I don't know exactly where...where is area
>> code 416?) So, I've avoided the Canadian wilderness this year.
>> Hooray for me.
>>
>> --
>>
>> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>>
>> Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
>>
>>
>>
>
> 416 sounds like the middle of trawna to me.
>
> steve.

Yes, duh. 416 is Toronto, where I would have been going. 760 is where I'll
be going. And, after a google session, I've learned that 760 is the lovely
desert. Although it's pretty freakin big. I could end up as far north as
Fresno, or as far south as San Diego. I don't know what city this place is
in. Oh well.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

JaR
Fri Dec 10 13:16:16 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> I'm not. I have been wrong before and my wife never fails to point
> this out, so I am quiet accustomed to it. Since your wife hasn't
> seemed to point this out to you we can only assume that mine loves me
> more than your's loves you...my wife told me so...

Feh. My wife worships at the altar of my all encompassing knowledge. As a
good wife should.[1]


> TO is north of me...check a map, so are you....
> ( 43.083N, 79.071W vs your what about 47.50N, 117.50W)
>
> and the temp here is not much different from yours right now
> (43F vs your 47F)
>

Yes, but while we here in E. Wa. are in an nice dry belt, you in S. Ont.
benefit from those delightful breezes wafting in over that large puddle
that straddles our mutual border. Nice to see, however, that you are having
a relatively balmy day. The winter that I spent in your area, the
temperature stayed in the 0F + below range.

JaR
Migratory Thug

JaR
Fri Dec 10 13:19:49 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> Yes, duh. 416 is Toronto, where I would have been going. 760 is where
> I'll be going. And, after a google session, I've learned that 760 is
> the lovely desert. Although it's pretty freakin big. I could end up as
> far north as Fresno, or as far south as San Diego. I don't know what
> city this place is in. Oh well.
>

Cantcha do a reverse lookup of the number?

JaR

JaR
Fri Dec 10 13:22:04 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, JaR climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> I'm not. I have been wrong before and my wife never fails to point
>> this out, so I am quiet accustomed to it. Since your wife hasn't
>> seemed to point this out to you we can only assume that mine loves me
>> more than your's loves you...my wife told me so...
>
> Feh. My wife worships at the altar of my all encompassing knowledge.
> As a good wife should.[1]
>

Whups, forgot the footynote, which would have been;

[1] Thank $Deity she doesn't Google.

Now wasn't that worth waiting for?

JaR
Late Thug

Ken
Fri Dec 10 13:28:36 CST 2004

In news:Xns95BB73424DCCAplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
>
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> Yes, duh. 416 is Toronto, where I would have been going. 760 is where
>> I'll be going. And, after a google session, I've learned that 760 is
>> the lovely desert. Although it's pretty freakin big. I could end up
>> as far north as Fresno, or as far south as San Diego. I don't know
>> what city this place is in. Oh well.
>>
>
> Cantcha do a reverse lookup of the number?
>
> JaR

We just entered geek territory.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Neil
Fri Dec 10 13:29:19 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BB73A41C78Aplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Now wasn't that worth waiting for?

ummmmm.........well.......

HEY WHAT"S THAT OVER THERE!?!?!------->

*runs away*

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Fri Dec 10 13:32:08 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:uOfSVtu3EHA.2196@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> 760 is where I'll
> be going.

San Diego

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Neil
Fri Dec 10 13:30:56 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:e#xeghu3EHA.536@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> although I don't know exactly where...where is
> area code 416?) So, I've avoided the Canadian wilderness this year.

perhaps you have't - 416 is TO

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 13:30:34 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>did you hear "Keyboard Cowboy"
><thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> say in
news:055801c4dee1
>$b9c09370$a501280a@phx.gbl:
>
>>
>>
>> *hides beer*
>
>WHATCHA GOT THERE KEYBOARD?!?!
>
>--


Huh?? what? me? ah.. nuthin'. yeah.. nuthin'. no.. I
ain't got nuthin'.

*turns to corner... guzzles beer*

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 13:31:57 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a
soapbox & opined:
>
>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>> news:Xns95BB5A792A2FEplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> Please join KC in the corner.
>>
>> no...
>>
>
>Tsk.
>
>Well, if I was you[1] I'd very *really* embarassed right
now.


And if I were you... I'd be slightly more embarassed that
a redneck has better grammar than you.

Neil
Fri Dec 10 13:32:52 CST 2004

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95BB73424DCCAplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Cantcha do a reverse lookup of the number?

or google for area code 760?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 13:33:52 CST 2004

>I have been wrong before and my wife never fails to point
>this out, so I am quiet accustomed to it.


Quiet accustomed to it??? was that a freudian slip or
just a mispelling???

JaR
Fri Dec 10 14:01:26 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy climbed on a soapbox
& opined:

>>-----Original Message-----
>>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a
> soapbox & opined:
>>
>>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>>> news:Xns95BB5A792A2FEplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>>
>>>> Please join KC in the corner.
>>>
>>> no...
>>>
>>
>>Tsk.
>>
>>Well, if I was you[1] I'd very *really* embarassed right
> now.
>
>
> And if I were you... I'd be slightly more embarassed that
> a redneck has better grammar than you.
>

Sorry, you pegged the embarassment meter over the 70-216 episode.

Not that I would ever _dream_ of bringing that up again.

And speaking of rednecks, I'll have you know that I am Chairman of the
Eagles Aerie 2 NASCAR Commitee, own a '78 3/4 ton Ford with a big #3 on
the tailgate, and am past arm-wrestlin' champ over to the VFW.

Beat that, puppy!

Redneck indeed.

JaR
Eliteist Thug

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 15:03:47 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy
climbed on a soapbox
>& opined:
>
>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a
>> soapbox & opined:
>>>
>>>> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
>>>>
news:Xns95BB5A792A2FEplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>>>>
>>>>> Please join KC in the corner.
>>>>
>>>> no...
>>>>
>>>
>>>Tsk.
>>>
>>>Well, if I was you[1] I'd very *really* embarassed
right
>> now.
>>
>>
>> And if I were you... I'd be slightly more embarassed
that
>> a redneck has better grammar than you.
>>
>
>Sorry, you pegged the embarassment meter over the 70-216
episode.
>
>Not that I would ever _dream_ of bringing that up again.
>
>And speaking of rednecks, I'll have you know that I am
Chairman of the
>Eagles Aerie 2 NASCAR Commitee, own a '78 3/4 ton Ford
with a big #3 on
>the tailgate, and am past arm-wrestlin' champ over to the
VFW.
>
>Beat that, puppy!
>
>Redneck indeed.
>


Lol.... you are a redneck. And... at the risk of being
your life-long enemy... who is your favorite driver/team?

This question will also tell if you are a true redneck.

Neil
Fri Dec 10 15:13:49 CST 2004

did you hear "Keyboard Cowboy"
<thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> say in news:143101c4deef
$2e04e800$a601280a@phx.gbl:

> was that a freudian slip or
> just a mispelling???
>

yes

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

JaR
Fri Dec 10 15:13:49 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
>
> Lol.... you are a redneck. And... at the risk of being
> your life-long enemy... who is your favorite driver/team?
>
> This question will also tell if you are a true redneck.
>

Well, he ain't the King, but he drives his car.

'nuff said?

JaR

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 15:19:31 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy
climbed on a soapbox &
>opined:
>>
>> Lol.... you are a redneck. And... at the risk of being
>> your life-long enemy... who is your favorite
driver/team?
>>
>> This question will also tell if you are a true redneck.
>>
>
>Well, he ain't the King, but he drives his car.
>
>'nuff said?
>
>JaR
>.

'nuff said. Tomorrow night.... 9pm Eastern. TNT.

Yes. You are a true redneck.

JaR
Fri Dec 10 15:40:55 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

>
> 'nuff said. Tomorrow night.... 9pm Eastern. TNT.
>
> Yes. You are a true redneck.
>

If you're talking about 3, it's on ESPN I think.

And I'll be there.

JaR

Keyboard
Fri Dec 10 16:27:28 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Keyboard Cowboy
climbed on a soapbox &
>opined:
>
>>
>> 'nuff said. Tomorrow night.... 9pm Eastern. TNT.
>>
>> Yes. You are a true redneck.
>>
>
>If you're talking about 3, it's on ESPN I think.
>
>And I'll be there.
>
>JaR

I got to fire my brother... get'n me all mixed up n'
stuff.

Alex
Sun Dec 26 20:33:12 CST 2004


"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:04db01c4decd$9f486400$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>Dummy.
>>
>
>
> oh.... good one.. got me there... whoa... man... have some
> coffee... chill out... you sure went off the deep end
> there... sure burned me...

Mmmust resist. Awe F*** it.

KC = totally PWN3D sucka!

...RTFA prior to mouthing off so as to limit how foolish you end up looking
afterwards.
Obviously you were "gotten" or selse you wouldn't be responding as such.
The know-it-all takes it in the ass.

/meh

Nerd32768
Mon Dec 27 08:58:40 CST 2004

"Alex R. Skyler" <AlSkyler@nospamthxhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:OntVzx76EHA.2552@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
> "Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
> message news:04db01c4decd$9f486400$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> >
> >>-----Original Message-----
> >>Dummy.
> >>
> >
> >
> > oh.... good one.. got me there... whoa... man... have some
> > coffee... chill out... you sure went off the deep end
> > there... sure burned me...
>
> Mmmust resist. Awe F*** it.
>
> KC = totally PWN3D sucka!
>
> ...RTFA prior to mouthing off so as to limit how foolish you end up
looking
> afterwards.
> Obviously you were "gotten" or selse you wouldn't be responding as such.
> The know-it-all takes it in the ass.
>
> /meh

you are the one taking it in the 455 - have you ever heard of the word
"sarcasm" before?
here's a hint: http://www.m-w.com

The
Mon Dec 27 10:43:43 CST 2004

>you are the one taking it in the 455 - have you ever heard of the word
>"sarcasm" before?

clearly not.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3