request

dear sir,

plz send me details

Neil
Sat Apr 16 10:09:07 CDT 2005

did you hear "jeelan" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in
news:152101c54267$c32e66f0$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> dear sir,
>
> plz send me details

um, www.microsoft.com/learning

--
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- I'm not afraid of commitment, I'm monogamously challenged!

billLASTINIT
Tue Apr 19 08:49:26 CDT 2005

jeelan wrote:
> dear sir,
>
> plz send me details

dear jeelan.

I am sorry but we are all out of details, however we do have lots of
defins.

rgs

Neil
Tue Apr 19 09:00:12 CDT 2005

did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:eqj8baORFHA.1500@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> jeelan wrote:
>> dear sir,
>>
>> plz send me details
>
> dear jeelan.
>
> I am sorry but we are all out of details, however we do have lots of
> defins.
>
> rgs
>
>

I have defins. do you have degills?

--
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- Gotta run. My neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles.

Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 09:11:59 CDT 2005

In news:Xns963D65C2CEAD1neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
> did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
> news:eqj8baORFHA.1500@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> jeelan wrote:
>>> dear sir,
>>>
>>> plz send me details
>>
>> dear jeelan.
>>
>> I am sorry but we are all out of details, however we do have lots
>> of defins.
>>
>> rgs
>>
>>
>
> I have defins. do you have degills?

It is useless to punish Neil for this type of bad behavior - it will
continue regardless. However, Frisbee, I'm hitting you with a time out,
since you started what is sure to become one of the worst pun threads of all
time. If I see you post here within the next hour, young man (ha!), yer
gonna get a whuppin like you ain't never seen before.

Don't encourage Neil.

--

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www.mcngp.com graduated two years early.

Kendal
Tue Apr 19 09:20:26 CDT 2005

I stand here in defeet

--
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MCNGP #19
Now living in the great state of Colorado
Permament resident of the State of Confusion
"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:e6RGnmORFHA.1348@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> In news:Xns963D65C2CEAD1neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
> > did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
> > news:eqj8baORFHA.1500@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
> >
> >> jeelan wrote:
> >>> dear sir,
> >>>
> >>> plz send me details
> >>
> >> dear jeelan.
> >>
> >> I am sorry but we are all out of details, however we do have lots
> >> of defins.
> >>
> >> rgs
> >>
> >>
> >
> > I have defins. do you have degills?
>
> It is useless to punish Neil for this type of bad behavior - it will
> continue regardless. However, Frisbee, I'm hitting you with a time out,
> since you started what is sure to become one of the worst pun threads of
all
> time. If I see you post here within the next hour, young man (ha!), yer
> gonna get a whuppin like you ain't never seen before.
>
> Don't encourage Neil.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
>
> www.mcngp.com graduated two years early.
>
>

Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 09:36:24 CDT 2005

In news:eokzvrORFHA.2748@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl,
Kendal Emery <kemery@hotmail.me.com> rambled:
> I stand here in defeet

I used to like you. Now, well, not so much.

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Git yer pansy-ass over to www.mcngp.com, 'fore I smack you wit dis 'ere
tire iron!

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 09:38:49 CDT 2005

Kendal Emery wrote:
> I stand here in defeet
>

Don't stand too long or you'll feel deagony of defeet
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Neil
Tue Apr 19 09:36:35 CDT 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:e6RGnmORFHA.1348@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> It is useless to punish Neil for this type of bad behavior - it will
> continue regardless. However, Frisbee, I'm hitting you with a time
> out, since you started what is sure to become one of the worst pun
> threads of all time. If I see you post here within the next hour,
> young man (ha!), yer gonna get a whuppin like you ain't never seen
> before.
>
> Don't encourage Neil.

what is deproblem? I can't imagine how diswould effect you? JaR is a fan
of depuns? why you gatta be dehater?

--
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- "Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails!" said Tom disgustedly.

Neil
Tue Apr 19 09:36:56 CDT 2005

did you hear "Kendal Emery" <kemery@hotmail.me.com> say in
news:eokzvrORFHA.2748@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> I stand here in defeet

sit down on debutt then

--
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- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 09:51:25 CDT 2005


> what is deproblem? I can't imagine how diswould effect you? JaR is a
> fan of depuns? why you gatta be dehater?

I hereby denounce this thread.
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Neil
Tue Apr 19 10:04:33 CDT 2005

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:hJGdnVpZz-
Zwh_jfRVn-tg@prairiewave.com:

> denounce

couldn't help yourself, could you. go ahead. admit defeat. I am de-termined
to de-generate this into a de-stroyed thread.

--
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- A little inaccuracy saves tons of explanation.

Neil
Tue Apr 19 10:08:23 CDT 2005

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:erednT6lWutkivjfRVn-hw@prairiewave.com:

> Don't stand

*toes tapping*
now I'll have the Police playing through my head all day

please don't stand so close to me....

--
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- 'Bother', said Pooh, as he loaded his last round.

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 10:41:17 CDT 2005

Neil wrote:
> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:hJGdnVpZz-
> Zwh_jfRVn-tg@prairiewave.com:
>
>> denounce
>
> couldn't help yourself, could you. go ahead. admit defeat. I am
> de-termined to de-generate this into a de-stroyed thread.

Leave it to you to defile yet another thread. You must be desperate.
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Neil
Tue Apr 19 10:47:32 CDT 2005

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:bcWdnYP66Z8Au_jfRVn-tw@prairiewave.com:

> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:hJGdnVpZz-
>> Zwh_jfRVn-tg@prairiewave.com:
>>
>>> denounce
>>
>> couldn't help yourself, could you. go ahead. admit defeat. I am
>> de-termined to de-generate this into a de-stroyed thread.
>
> Leave it to you to defile yet another thread. You must be desperate.

no so much desperate, more of a despondent thing...and determined. I
guess I'm just a despot

--
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- "I like camping," Tom said intently.

billLASTINIT
Tue Apr 19 10:48:26 CDT 2005

CBIC wrote:
> Neil wrote:
>> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
>> news:hJGdnVpZz- Zwh_jfRVn-tg@prairiewave.com:
>>
>>> denounce
>>
>> couldn't help yourself, could you. go ahead. admit defeat. I am
>> de-termined to de-generate this into a de-stroyed thread.
>
> Leave it to you to defile yet another thread. You must be desperate.

Has my hour passed yet?

I don't want to get depummeled.

Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 10:55:35 CDT 2005

In news:uhBW7cPRFHA.2748@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl,
Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> rambled:
> CBIC wrote:
>> Neil wrote:
>>> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
>>> news:hJGdnVpZz- Zwh_jfRVn-tg@prairiewave.com:
>>>
>>>> denounce
>>>
>>> couldn't help yourself, could you. go ahead. admit defeat. I am
>>> de-termined to de-generate this into a de-stroyed thread.
>>
>> Leave it to you to defile yet another thread. You must be desperate.
>
> Has my hour passed yet?
>
> I don't want to get depummeled.

That's it, mister. Go straight to your server room and close your ports!

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com iz off da heezy fo sheezy

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 10:58:37 CDT 2005

> no so much desperate, more of a despondent thing...and determined. I
> guess I'm just a despot

I have deduced that you are the devil. Are you by any a chance a democrat?
--
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Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 11:13:38 CDT 2005

In news:kqydnai_YrMwt_jfRVn-jw@prairiewave.com,
CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>> no so much desperate, more of a despondent thing...and determined. I
>> guess I'm just a despot
>
> I have deduced that you are the devil. Are you by any a chance a
> democrat?

cease and desist!

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com makes me fukcing sick to my stomach.

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 11:17:12 CDT 2005

Briscobar wrote:
> In news:kqydnai_YrMwt_jfRVn-jw@prairiewave.com,
> CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>>> no so much desperate, more of a despondent thing...and determined. I
>>> guess I'm just a despot
>>
>> I have deduced that you are the devil. Are you by any a chance a
>> democrat?
>
> cease and desist!

I defy you to stop me.
--
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Doom MCNGP #38
How in the hell did you get access to a computer?
Please do not be to sending email to spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com
I am to be thanking you muchly.

JaR
Tue Apr 19 11:22:29 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar expostulated for all the
world to hear;

> In news:kqydnai_YrMwt_jfRVn-jw@prairiewave.com,
> CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>>> no so much desperate, more of a despondent thing...and determined. I
>>> guess I'm just a despot
>>
>> I have deduced that you are the devil. Are you by any a chance a
>> democrat?
>
> cease and desist!
>

Why do you add to the desecration of this thread and the decay of this
newsgroup with yet another despicable declamation? This demented
behaviour is deplorable!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
MCNGP.com demonstrates delightful depravity!

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 11:27:48 CDT 2005

> Why do you add to the desecration of this thread and the decay of this
> newsgroup with yet another despicable declamation? This demented
> behaviour is deplorable!

I've been expecting you. What took so long? Were you detained?
--
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I am to be thanking you muchly.

Neil
Tue Apr 19 11:33:05 CDT 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:eJorlqPRFHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> desist!
>

welcome to the dark side.

--
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- Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking.

Neil
Tue Apr 19 11:33:35 CDT 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:eVV9fgPRFHA.1500@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> That's it, mister. Go straight to your server room and close your ports!

PotD

--
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- I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better...

Neil
Tue Apr 19 11:39:28 CDT 2005

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:uvSdnSR8aokZrPjfRVn-gg@prairiewave.com:

>> Why do you add to the desecration of this thread and the decay of this
>> newsgroup with yet another despicable declamation? This demented
>> behaviour is deplorable!
>
> I've been expecting you. What took so long? Were you detained?

I can see he's is desirous to join this department

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Jtyc
Tue Apr 19 11:48:50 CDT 2005

> please don't stand so close to me....

There's a little black spot on the Sun today.

Neil
Tue Apr 19 12:01:46 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:uhvrr#PRFHA.580
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> There's a little black spot on the Sun today.

it's the same old thing as yesterday

oh great....

--
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- Childhood is short and maturity is forever. - Calvin

Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 12:20:55 CDT 2005

In news:Xns963D7FAE92D3Eneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
> news:eJorlqPRFHA.3496@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
>> desist!
>>
>
> welcome to the dark side.

It was a momentary lapse of reason. Just peer pressure, ya know? Everyone
slips up now and then.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

nerd32768 vowed to kill my family if I didn't add a link to
www.mcngp.com to my signature.

Jtyc
Tue Apr 19 12:30:35 CDT 2005

> it's the same old thing as yesterday
>
> oh great....


At least it's a better song.

JaR
Tue Apr 19 12:48:59 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil expostulated for all the world
to hear;

> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
> news:uvSdnSR8aokZrPjfRVn-gg@prairiewave.com:
>
>>> Why do you add to the desecration of this thread and the decay of
this
>>> newsgroup with yet another despicable declamation? This demented
>>> behaviour is deplorable!
>>
>> I've been expecting you. What took so long? Were you detained?
>
> I can see he's is desirous to join this department
>

The delay was in order to determine the depth of depravity in this deluge
of decay. Take care that you deport yourselves with decorum!

--
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Thug 10110
MCNGP.com when all else fails!

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 13:06:19 CDT 2005

> The delay was in order to determine the depth of depravity in this
> deluge of decay. Take care that you deport yourselves with decorum!

You are a deviate. A mental defective.
--
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I am to be thanking you muchly.

JaR
Tue Apr 19 13:48:24 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CBIC expostulated for all the world to
hear;

>> The delay was in order to determine the depth of depravity in this
>> deluge of decay. Take care that you deport yourselves with decorum!
>
> You are a deviate. A mental defective.

Ah, it's so satisfying to be recognised in one's chosen field by one's
peers.

--
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Thug 10110
MCNGP.com, the only treehouse with padded walls!

Neil
Tue Apr 19 13:52:50 CDT 2005

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:#1m0
$VQRFHA.1348@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>
> At least it's a better song.
>

I've managed to get it out of my system. I'm on to some old Stevie Wonder
tunes now.

--
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- 1/2 of debugging is making the other bugs work right!

Neil
Tue Apr 19 13:53:42 CDT 2005

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:kpCdnbbZAaEG1fjfRVn-iA@prairiewave.com:

>> The delay was in order to determine the depth of depravity in this
>> deluge of decay. Take care that you deport yourselves with decorum!
>
> You are a deviate. A mental defective.

Why such despairaging remarks?

--
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- A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week

Neil
Tue Apr 19 13:55:39 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns963D781B27CA1plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Ah, it's so satisfying to be recognised in one's chosen field by one's
> peers.

mentally defective....peer...HEY, YER INSULTIN US!?!?!

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Improved: Almost works the second time. See Upgrade.

Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 14:02:08 CDT 2005

In news:kpCdnbbZAaEG1fjfRVn-iA@prairiewave.com,
CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>
<snip>

...change of subject...

How is spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com doing? Spam city?

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com once made out with it's sister.

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 14:06:21 CDT 2005

Briscobar wrote:
> In news:kpCdnbbZAaEG1fjfRVn-iA@prairiewave.com,
> CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
> <snip>
>
> ...change of subject...
>
> How is spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com doing? Spam city?

Phishing central. I got a guy from Abuja who I think Ramon would like to
talk to. Should I send you the details in the holy name of jesus h. christ
III?
--
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I am to be thanking you muchly.

Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 14:19:20 CDT 2005

In news:nP-dnZ9Yttozy_jfRVn-hQ@prairiewave.com,
CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
> Briscobar wrote:
>> In news:kpCdnbbZAaEG1fjfRVn-iA@prairiewave.com,
>> CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> ...change of subject...
>>
>> How is spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com doing? Spam city?
>
> Phishing central. I got a guy from Abuja who I think Ramon would like
> to talk to. Should I send you the details in the holy name of jesus
> h. christ III?

Yes, definitely. My last two attempts have been thwarted. Please send all
the informations to:

Ramon
DOT
Briscobar
AT
gmail
DOT
com

This email addy takes care of the "Ken Briscoe" problem...

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

I modified the signatures.ini file to add this: www.mcngp.com

catwalker63
Tue Apr 19 14:22:17 CDT 2005

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns963D97D9FB5F2neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns963D781B27CA1plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> Ah, it's so satisfying to be recognised in one's chosen field by one's
>> peers.
>
> mentally defective....peer...HEY, YER INSULTIN US!?!?!
>

This surprises you?

--
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aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

CBIC
Tue Apr 19 14:26:26 CDT 2005


> Yes, definitely. My last two attempts have been thwarted. Please send
> all the informations to:
>
> Ramon
> DOT
> Briscobar
> AT
> gmail
> DOT
> com
>
> This email addy takes care of the "Ken Briscoe" problem...

Forwarded to gmail account.
--
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Doom MCNGP #38
How in the hell did you get access to a computer?
Please do not be to sending email to spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com
I am to be thanking you muchly.

JaR
Tue Apr 19 14:49:42 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil expostulated for all the world
to hear;

> I've managed to get it out of my system. I'm on to some old Stevie
> Wonder tunes now.
>

Nominated for worst ear-worm of all time:

Ebony & Ivory by Mssrs Wonder & McCartney.

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg!!!!!!

There are not words to describe how much I came to hate that song. Every
radio station in North America insisted on playing it at least once every
fifteen minutes for fusking MONTHS!

--
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Thug 10110
MCNGP.com; where we never play the same song twice!

Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 14:52:34 CDT 2005

In news:X-SdnRYzy7b_xvjfRVn-ow@prairiewave.com,
CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> Forwarded to gmail account.

Hahahaa...this dude's a tool. Here's what I sent to him:

<quote>

Dear Mr. Charlie Brown,

I am pleased that you have contacted me regarding this business proposal. I
am terribly saddened to hear of your client's (and his family's) untimely
accident. I surely hope they did not suffer. However, death happens to us
all, and unfortunately, must be dealt with by those of us who weren't lucky
enough to shuffle off this mortal coil. Whatever lies ahead of us surely
must be better than this hellhole we currently live on. No bother, I shan't
worry you with my depression. Let us move on.

Please, while I am not terribly interested in money, I am more than willing
to be helpful in this matter. I see that you are a man in need of help, and
I feel that it may make me feel better about myself if I were to give to
those in need. Please forward me any information you think I may need so
that we can get on with business.

Thank you,

Ramon Briscobar
(Ret. Roflcopter pilot, 42nd batallion, UFIA)

</quote>

Roflcopter! UFIA! This is great. I hope he responds. If so, it'll go on the
5up3r 53kr1t site.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Dude, www.mcngp.com has pr0n!

Neil
Tue Apr 19 14:56:41 CDT 2005

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns963D827F48F66plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Ebony & Ivory

mercifully not in the list:
Sir Duke
Sunshine of my Life
For once in my life
Superstition
Isn't she lovely

but I've already moved on to Van Morrision

It's a wonderful night for a moondance...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean no-one's out to get you.

Neil
Tue Apr 19 14:57:27 CDT 2005

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:Xns963D7DD96BB2catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> This surprises you?

I'm not sure, does it?
(I've been married so long I need a woman to tell me what my opinion is)

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence

Briscobar
Tue Apr 19 15:00:03 CDT 2005

In news:Xns963D827F48F66plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
>
> Nominated for worst ear-worm of all time:
>
> Ebony & Ivory by Mssrs Wonder & McCartney.
>
> AAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg!!!!!!
>
> There are not words to describe how much I came to hate that song.
> Every radio station in North America insisted on playing it at least
> once every fifteen minutes for fusking MONTHS!

Well, since we're doing earworms, and today is the h0tn3ss, because it's the
all-important 18th birthday of one Maria Sharapova, let me present to you
"My Sharapova" (courtesy of EPSN.com)



Ooh, my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna serve it to me, Sharapova?

Ooh, you make this volley fun, volley fun.
Chalk is flyin' all around, Sharapova!

Never gonna stop.
Lob it up.
Such a stunning joy.
I'm gonna live it up.
Can I be your ball boy?

My, my, my, I yi - Whoo!
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.

I buy all your posters, hun, posters, hun.
Plastering my bedroom walls, Sharapova!
You'll go down in history, in history.
As a champion unlike Kournikova!

Never gonna stop.
Lob it up.
I'm a big fan
I wanna live it up.
As you win the Grand Slam.

My, my, my, I yi - Whoo!
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.
Sh-sh-sh-sharapova.


--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

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Neil
Tue Apr 19 15:03:41 CDT 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:us84GpRRFHA.3928@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> "My Sharapova"

DAMNIT BRISCOE!

maybe some wezzer will get that squeel out of my ear..

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Could somebody close the windows?

catwalker63
Tue Apr 19 15:36:59 CDT 2005

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns963DA362981D1neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
> news:us84GpRRFHA.3928@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> "My Sharapova"
>
> DAMNIT BRISCOE!
>
> maybe some wezzer will get that squeel out of my ear..
>

I'm pretty sure Weezer will not be enough. Try Ramstein or Skunk
Anansie. Ah, much better.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA
MCNGP #43
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"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would
deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

catwalker63
Tue Apr 19 15:41:04 CDT 2005

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns963DA2549487Cneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
> news:Xns963D7DD96BB2catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
>> This surprises you?
>
> I'm not sure, does it?
> (I've been married so long I need a woman to tell me what my opinion
> is)
>

And I am not your wife. Go ask her.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP, MCSA
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
faq.mcngp.com
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it
would deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain

Neil
Tue Apr 19 15:46:48 CDT 2005

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:Xns963D8A836DDCFcatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> Ramstein or Skunk
> Anansie.

I know someone who would tell me that Manowar would clear it up well too,
but I like my eardrums and I'm not willing to sacrafice a goat or
anything...

--
Neil MCNGP#30

- Safe Sex: A pillow propped firmly against the headboard.