OT: Thursday Irritation
You know what bugs me? When a luser calls and insists that the server lost
their file. I mean c'mon, how would that even be possible. It also irritates
me when they want me to find it for them. I mean c'mon, how the h3ll do I
know where they put the fvckin' thing. Can you guess what my last phone call
was about? Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203893
Romulan Phrases
Advise me (answer a query) ------ Auethn
Announce the presemce/the arrival ------ oal'lhlih
Attend me! ----- Vaed'rae!
Attention! - ----Vaed'rae!
Be Welcome ----- Aefvadh
Best wishes ---- Jolan tru
Can you hear?!? (sarcastic)---- - H'hafiv'au-d?
Can you see?!? (sarcastic) ----- H nafirh'au-d?
Come back here!---- - h'ta-fvau (Literal translation: To last place,
immediate-return!)
Die Dog! ----- yy'a Favi!
Do you know me? ----- I'au'd fiv?
Do you know that Fed? - -----Lloann'na'au-d fiv?
Do you understand? ----- Ssuej-d'fiv? (sup-inf)
Energize!---- - Hna'h!
Fire! - ----Hna'h!
Fire disruptors! ----- ie'yyak-hnah!
Go to... ------ urru
Go to Hell ------- Areinnye'n-hnah!
Good day/night ------ Jolan tru
Hear me! ------ Vaed'rae!
I am hungry ----- Dinglha'mi'kn'
I am lonely ----- Her'u'mi lu'v
I am thirsty ----- Jhme' mi pa'rshed
I'll kill you! ----- yy'Ah-au!
I'm on (going to) the bridge ----- Oira'd'a
I need help ----- Hna'mi kh'a
I need my bondmate - Hna'mi Hru'fir
Indeed ----- Rha
I request (an action) be done at once. ----- sthea'hwill (sup-inf courteous
mode)
Is that so? ----- Rha?
I want you dead! ----- yy'Ah-au!
Klingon dogs are not welcome here! ----- Kll'inghann'na faviin aefvadh fadh!
Let me/us see it ------ Hnafirh'rau
Look here! ----- ta-Krenn!
Madam ----- Lhhei
Oh yes! ---- au'e!
Report to me now! - Hallh'na!
Screen off! - ta'Khoi! (sup-inf)
Screen on! - ta'Rhae! (sup-inf)
Sir - Rekkhai
Thank you - Hann'yyo
That's just enough (barely adequate) - llilla'hu
That will do (barely) - llilla'hu
Understood! - Ssuaj-ha! (inf-sup)
What rank? - Vah-udt?
Who are you (to be asking/doing this)? -------- Vah-udt?
You are a lush!------- - Au-kneu'ginye!
You are an idiot! ------- Au'schm'e'kle!
You are promiscuous! ------- Au'amton'wi-kha!
You are ugly!------ - Au aeh k'nvuk!
You are unfaithful! ------- Au-vagram-hrufir!
You look like a Klingon! ------ Au-'le kll'inghann!
You're mother is a dog! ------- Au nan'ha-favi!
You stole from me! ------- Au'shlo'ck mei n're!
You worm! ------ y'Kllhe! Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203870
Klingon Phrases
Yes. (answer to yes/no question)----- HIja' or HISlaH
No. (answer to yes/no question) --------ghobe'
Yes, OK, I'll do it----------. lu' or luq
No, don't, I won't---------. Qo'
Hello. (Roughly, "What do you want?") ------nuqneH
What's happening? -------qaStaH nuq?
Huh? -------nuqjatlh?
I understand.-------- jIyaj
I don't understand. ------- jIyajbe'
Good! (expression of satisfaction) ------maj
Well done! ----------majQa'
Where is the bathroom? ---------nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'
Come in---------------- yI'el (to more than one person: pe'el)
Come here.--------------------- HIghoS
Go away.-------- naDevvo' yIghoS (to more than one person:
-------------naDevvo' peghoS)
Open the door! ---------lojmIt yIpoSmoH! (See note if you think something
is missing here.)
Don't be silly. -------- yIDoghQo' (to more than one person: peDoghQo')
Your mother has a smooth forehead! --------- Hab SoSlI' Quch! (Note: this is
a powerful insult; don't say it to friends.)
Today is a good day to die. -------------- Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
We are Klingons! ----------- tlhIngan maH!
Happy birthday. ------------ qoSlIj DatIvjaj (to more than one person:
qoSraj botIvjaj)
What time is it? ----------------'arlogh Qoylu'pu'? (Literally, "How many
times has it [presumably some traditional hour alarm] been heard?")
Shut up!---------- bIjatlh 'e' yImev (to more than one person: Sujatlh 'e'
yImev)
That's great news! -------------buy' ngop (Literally, "The plates are
full") Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203856
OT (Slightly): Best Certification
Hello Everyone,
Long time no see... :-)
Anyway, what would you say is the 'hip', 'the next big thing', and the awwww
certification these days? Now don't say MCNGP because that's a given. hehe.
Between all your 'funny' responses, try to reply with your (IT/Non IT
Management professional) opinion as well. :-)
L8r. Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203819
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sap each exam :- 1200 usd
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oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd
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This offer is open to anyone worldwide. Our friends from the USA and
UK are always welcome!!
If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the
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Please send a request for any test that you require and these will be
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All of the following prices include exam fees and a small
administration charge for the service.
Microsoft any exam :- 400 usd
ccna :- 900 usd
ccnp :- 999 usd each exam
comptia A+ :- 850 usd each exam
comptia net+ :- 1300 usd
comptia security + = 1300 usd
Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd
sap each exam :- 1200 usd
oracle 9i :- 2800 usd
oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd
Microsoft Business Solution each exam :- 800 usd(including exam fee)
bunndle offer :-
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mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5999$
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with no hidden extras.
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not worry. This is a genuine offer.
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official secure testing site.
After confirmation of pass results you will be required to make payment
via the Western Union website.----( this facility is only available for
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UK are always welcome!!
If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the
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4. Landline or cell phone number
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contact me on this
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Ok people, here's the plan...
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11
million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some
ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the
military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution
for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for
themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
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-- Check out the new forums at: http://www.CertGuard.com/forums/ Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203789
OT: Improving my life...
My involvement in this group, and subsequent overall excess superflouos
thinking about things that simply are not real or do not matter, are giving
me a recurring headache, and doing me no good whatsoever, so I'm gonna stop
posting here, and try to divert my attention and energy into something that
does me good and doesn't give me a headache, whatever that is.
Seeya. Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203788
Microsoft TechNet IO Tour
Man was that a boring session....
It was kinda funny though. They were going on about how Vista has a new
feature that automatically detects when you add an external monitor to a
laptop, and switches too it. So when they plug in the projector to the
laptop...what do they get...a blank screen....I guess that shows you
shouldn't be using a beta product in a production environment....
Then of course there windows xp computer seemed to freeze up a couple times.
On the plus side, they were handing out the goodie bags first thing in the
morning ( if you asked for one) So it was easy enough to leave early :D Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203693
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OT: Food for thought
"The reason for everything a man does is to satisfy his needs or ease his
pain."
Albert Einstein Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203652
[OT] Did Jared authorize this?
Joshua Shores, 34, a Subway restaurant employee in North Platte, Neb., who was
allegedly caught on surveillance video pocketing the $502 he was supposed to
drop into the restaurant's safe, tried to tell police and a judge in August not
to worry, that he is not a thief but an undercover CIA operative and that the
agency would reimburse the money. (He had lost his CIA badge, he said, which is
why he was working at the Subway, waiting for the agency to send him a new one.)
[North Platte Bulletin, 8-11-06]
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[OT] What were they thinking?
Hapless: (1) The guy in the Ronald Reagan mask who robbed a Bank of America in
San Diego in August got away, but all his money was dye-stained, in a caper that
went wrong from the start. According to police, the mask covered his eyes; he
wore a cape that tangled with his gun, causing him to drop it; his getaway car
got blocked in by a delivery truck; he rammed the truck to get away, provoking
an argument with the driver; the dye pack exploded; and the mask and gun got
left behind.
(2) Twice in a week in August, gangs (or maybe the same gang) of bank robbers in
Kuala Terengganu, Malaysia, tried to haul away an ATM. In the first, they
mistakenly yanked loose a check-depositing machine instead of the ATM, and in
the second, their excavator's digging arm got stuck in the bank's ceiling. [San
Diego Union-Tribune, 8- 29-06] [Reuters, 8-15-06]
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[OT] Tuesday Twist
Sanju Bhagat was admitted to a hospital in Nagpur, India, in August, where
doctors expected to find a very large abdominal cyst, but instead, said surgeon
Ajay Mehta, "To my surprise and horror, I could shake hands with somebody
inside." Bhagat was a victim of fetus in fetu, in which his birth twin had
migrated to the inside of his body and continued to leech off of him. Mehta
extracted feet, hands, hair and jaw. [ABC News, 8-23-06]
--
Victim?? Like his mother forced the twin to migrate and kept it from him all
these years.
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Re: OT: For The Canadians...
> > Hmm.... Excellent point. I do hate getting up early.
> >
> Same here. That's why I'm moving east.
> > Although I got up at 5:30 so it still feels like I'm getting the
> > short end of the stick here.
> >
> 5:30 here is 7:30 in TX. I'd rather wake up at 7:30.
Please, put me on a boat headed yeast-by-yeast-west at the rate of one time
zone an hour, so I don't have to get up. Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203623
OT: A Girlfriend For Braindumpers
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/the_devils_apt__broker_regionalnews_erin_calabrese.htm
Whee! Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203622
OT: anti-climactic return of the InterNeil...
I was busy trying to figure out how I might add a little rolling tumbleweed
to the forums of a website I saw on TV once when a piano fell out of the sky
and reminded me that the InterNeil was destroyed.
So, By Crom, the flatulent walrus from saigon lives once more, and... hmm,
where was I? oh, yeah. the InterNeil is back, the same as it was before.
like anyone cares.
http://interneil.co.nr/
Microcephalic S. Bob Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203547
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70-293 question: correct subnetting formula
Hi everybody!
I'm preparing 70-293 on MS press Self Paced training Kit first version.
At Chapter 2 it says that to find out how many sbunetted networks are
available you just need to calculate 2^y-2 (where y is the n° of the
subnetted bits).
My question is: isn't this obsolete? From what I studied in 70-291 it's
since mid 90's that this rule as been overcome by the 2^y!
Any help?
Thanks a lot!
MD Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203541
Can't register MCP member site
Just past 70-270 test and receive 2 email from MS told me to register the MCP
member site, after i fill in the MCP ID and access code form those 2 mail the
follow message display:
Error: Problem in registration of your profile. Error calling
PrepareCustomerMerge:
Microsoft.MSCOM.MSIndividual.Customers.MsiSoapException: Customer account is
locked out ErrorCode:0x8110FFFF ID:{******-******-******-******-******}
Host:[207.46.130.30]. at
Microsoft.MSCOM.MSIndividual.CustomerService.PrepareCustomerMerge(CustomerSearchCriteria
searchCriteria), please contact Customer Services Representative for
assistance.
Anyone else having the same problem?
THX Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203536
MCP
Hi..!! i would like to know that when i clear any of the MCSE paper's/exam
(lets say any one) will i get any certificate or something physically from
MICROSOFT?
Thanks..!!!
PC|HERO Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203525
70-270 exam, help
What is the best way to get prepared for the 70-270 test?
I have the Sybex Certification Study Guide (MCSA/MCSE: Windows XP
Professional, ISBN 0-7821-4241-9) and "Windows XP Professional Installation
and Configuration Cross-Reference" books and wonder if these two books are
good for preparing for the 70-270 exam.
Is the Microsoft Press 70-270 book better?
I want to make sure I am fully prepared for the 70-270 test. I do not have
much familiarity with Active Directory and remote installations (Sysprep,
RIS, and Unattended installations -- Setupmgr, etc.).
Thanks. Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203495
Unbelievable
For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification! I guess
MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers, maybe you'll act
different when you have to get jobs! Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203491
OT: Gameday
Last week was tough for LSU, facing and falling to No 3 Auburn
Weeeeell this week is going to be a litte different...Tulane
in Death Valley. Oh that's gonna hurt.
kp "Geaux Tigers" g Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203482
Unattended, RIS, and Sysprep test installations...
In studying the 70-270, is there a way to get a copy of XP Pro from
Microsoft that could be used for unattended installations including Sysprep
installations. If you test with a retail XP Pro version, you can quickly
run out of activations. I, and a few other people studing for their MCSE's,
would like to set up some unattended installations without burning up an XP
Pro license. We would also like to do these installations through RIS,
which may also burn up some license activations.
Any suggestions, feedback, answers, etc. are welcomed.
Thanks. Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203472
OT: Robert Williams
- How does the Tablet PC team come up with new features?
http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=9991#9991 Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203450
What do ya think?
Well, like all women my little lady is as stupid as a Bear in hunting
season. So I was a thinking, well maybe she could become one of those high
earning MCSE's I keep hearing about, that a way she'd be able to cook my
dinner, clean the house, saw up my breeches and earn me some beer money. So
what do ya all think, can stupid women become MCSE's?
Ya all take care now, ten four.
Trucker 69ner Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203438
OT: Help! I'm a rock!
[with all due respect to Simon & Garfunkel]
A winters day
In a deep and dark december;
I am alone,
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow.
I am a rock,
I am an island.
Ive built walls,
A fortress deep and mighty,
That none may penetrate.
I have no need of friendship; friendship causes pain.
Its laughter and its loving I disdain.
I am a rock,
I am an island.
Dont talk of love,
But Ive heard the words before;
Its sleeping in my memory.
I wont disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.
If I never loved I never would have cried.
I am a rock,
I am an island.
I have my books
And my poetry to protect me;
I am shielded in my armor,
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
I touch no one and no one touches me.
I am a rock,
I am an island.
And a rock feels no pain;
And an island never cries. Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203422
Plz to be redding me frist artical...tanks u
Here it is, the br@indump article I was asked to write for www.GoCertify.com.
It's not alot, but it is my first article. Anne (the owner of GoCertify) was a
big help with it and actually took what I had and turned it into something worth
reading.
http://www.gocertify.com/article/braindumps.shtml
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OTHMAN MAKES IT
for more info visit.
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All Certifications Like
MICROSOFT,CISCO,COMPTIA,SOLARIS,ORACLE,SAP,MICOSOFT BUSINESS
SOLUTIONS,EMC at your doorstep without exams..and with 100% passing
guarantee...No need to go to any testing centre...we will do everything
on behalf of you...
We own several test centres worldwide and are able to offer you this
fantastic service.
If you would like a 100% guaranteed pass, then please read on
further......
Mail only at this email id :- all_certs@yahoo.com
We are able to offer a guaranteed pass for the following: Microsoft,
Cisco, Comptia, Oracle, Solaris.
Please send a request for any test that you require and these will be
sat on your behalf at one of our officially approved testing centres.
All of the following prices include exam fees and a small
administration charge for the service.
Microsoft any exam :- 350 usd
ccna :- 800 usd
ccnp :- 900 usd each exam
comptia A+ :- 750 usd each exam
comptia net+ :- 1200 usd
comptia security + = 1200 usd
Citrix each exam :- 1000 usd
sap each exam :- 1000 usd
oracle 9i :- 2800 usd
oracle 10g :- 2400 ussd
Microsoft Business Solution each exam :- 800 usd(including exam fee)
bunndle offer :-
mcse 2003+ccna(hot hot hot) :- 3000$
mcse 2003+ccna+ccnp(hot) :- 5999$
As mentioned previously this is the TOTAL amount including exam fees
with no hidden extras.
NO payment will be required before getting exam results, so please do
not worry. This is a genuine offer.
We will sit the exams for you and then send login details for the
official secure testing site.
After confirmation of pass results you will be required to make payment
via the Western Union website.----( this facility is only available for
MICROSOFT exams only)
This offer is open to anyone worldwide. Our friends from the USA and
UK are always welcome!!
If you are interested in this incredible offer we will need the
following details in advance.
1. Candidates full name
2. Full postal address including country.
3. A scanned image of either a current valid passport or driving
license.
4. Landline or cell phone number
5. Correct exam numbers and names of exams required.
The current turnaround for exams is around 1 week. Usually a little
quicker.
If any further questions need to be answered then please feel free to
contact me on this
Email id...
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Help me pleeeeeese!
A while back I flushed my MCSE certificate down the pan and now in order to
get a job at McDonalds, they have insisted on seeing the actual MCSE
certificate. WTF, I mean, the job only involves taking orders not operating
the fryer, but such is life I guess. Anyway, how do I get a replacement? Tag: OT: potato famine in nigeria Tag: 203236
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