70-296 pass rate?

I just barely passed this test to get my mcse. Does anyone
know the pass rate for this? It was probably the most
difficult exam I've taken from Microsoft yet.

Rowdy
Sun Dec 19 21:12:34 CST 2004

"julie" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:179e01c4e5f5
$f1135220$a601280a@phx.gbl:

> I just barely passed this test to get my mcse. Does anyone
> know the pass rate for this? It was probably the most
> difficult exam I've taken from Microsoft yet.
>

i have just 2 things to say to you.

#1 - 700
#2 - are you HAWT?

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nerd32768
Sun Dec 19 21:31:06 CST 2004


"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates_mcngpATyahooDOTcom> wrote in message
news:Xns95C4E1E7BE9FFrowdyyates2124@207.46.248.16...
> "julie" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:179e01c4e5f5
> $f1135220$a601280a@phx.gbl:
>
> > I just barely passed this test to get my mcse. Does anyone
> > know the pass rate for this? It was probably the most
> > difficult exam I've taken from Microsoft yet.
> >
>
> i have just 2 things to say to you.
>
> #1 - 700
> #2 - are you HAWT?
>
> --
> Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39

#4 - y r u posting as anon
#8 - r u HAWT
#16 - y r u using the www 'face

Ken
Sun Dec 19 21:46:47 CST 2004


"nerd32768" <nerd{nospam}32768@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:uhVwYRk5EHA.2196@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
>
> #4 - y r u posting as anon
> #8 - r u HAWT
> #16 - can i show u my O-face
>

IFYPFY

shailendra
Mon Dec 20 07:49:42 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>I just barely passed this test to get my mcse. Does
anyone
>know the pass rate for this? It was probably the most
>difficult exam I've taken from Microsoft yet.
>.
>

kpg
Mon Dec 20 08:18:28 CST 2004

You must have watched Office Space this weekend...

I did...Still funny as hell.

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kpg
Mon Dec 20 08:19:28 CST 2004

I see a disturbing pattern in your posts...

Ken
Mon Dec 20 08:25:23 CST 2004

In news:eduu36p5EHA.4040@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl,
kpg <ipost@thereforeiam.com> rambled:
>
> You must have watched Office Space this weekend...
>
> I did...Still funny as hell.

Unfortunately, I didn't watch it over the weekend. I know the whole movie by
heart - I think it's my favorite "stupid movie" of all time.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

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bhileman
Mon Dec 20 08:47:25 CST 2004

kpg wrote:
> I see a disturbing pattern in your posts...

You are Compu-Pikachu and I claim my two-fifty.

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Ken
Mon Dec 20 08:56:59 CST 2004

In news:%23xhlTLq5EHA.1596@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl,
Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>
> kpg wrote:
>> I see a disturbing pattern in your posts...
>
> You are Compu-Pikachu and I claim my two-fifty.

I've been lurking over there, just to watch the festivities. She/it is a
complete and total nutcase. Autism, my ass. She/it is just straight up
crazy.

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www.mcngp.com.

Neil
Mon Dec 20 13:43:58 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:uwBBv#p5EHA.2804@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> Unfortunately, I didn't watch it over the weekend. I know the whole
> movie by heart - I think it's my favorite "stupid movie" of all time.

*reaches the extra 8 inches to pull it out of the bookshelf in my office*
PC LOAD LETTER?!?! WHAT THE @#$%@#% is THAT!

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Ken
Mon Dec 20 13:50:22 CST 2004

In news:Xns95C595DEB3EB8neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
> news:uwBBv#p5EHA.2804@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> Unfortunately, I didn't watch it over the weekend. I know the whole
>> movie by heart - I think it's my favorite "stupid movie" of all time.
>
> *reaches the extra 8 inches to pull it out of the bookshelf in my
> office* PC LOAD LETTER?!?! WHAT THE @#$%@#% is THAT!

Yes, I am also not a pu$$y.

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Neil
Mon Dec 20 13:56:52 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:O6fQV0s5EHA.3504@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> In news:Xns95C595DEB3EB8neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
>> news:uwBBv#p5EHA.2804@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> Unfortunately, I didn't watch it over the weekend. I know the whole
>>> movie by heart - I think it's my favorite "stupid movie" of all time.
>>
>> *reaches the extra 8 inches to pull it out of the bookshelf in my
>> office* PC LOAD LETTER?!?! WHAT THE @#$%@#% is THAT!
>
> Yes, I am also not a pu$$y.
>

they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my
Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much

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Neil
Mon Dec 20 14:00:16 CST 2004

did you hear "julie" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in
news:179e01c4e5f5$f1135220$a601280a@phx.gbl:

> I just barely passed this test to get my mcse. Does anyone
> know the pass rate for this? It was probably the most
> difficult exam I've taken from Microsoft yet.

feh, passed it last Sept (03) first try, not prep material. know the
industry, keep an eye on what MS is doing lately and it's no biggie...

but here is the question dejour: It's an upgrade test, shouldn't you have
already had your MCSE?

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Ken
Mon Dec 20 14:08:55 CST 2004

In news:Xns95C5980F33032neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my
> Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much


Yeah hi, it's Bill Lumbergh. It's about 10 o'clock, uh, just wondering where
you are.

Yeah hi, It's Bill Lumbergh again. I just wanted to make sure you knew that
we did start at the usual time this morning. Yeah, it wasn't a half day or
anything like that. So if you could get here as soon as possible, that would
be terriffic.

Yeah hi, it's Bill L---

Yeah it's B---

Yeah hi, it's me again. I was away from my desk for a minute. I was just
checking in case you called while I was gone.

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twice-daily viewings of the b00bz0rs forum on www.mcngp.com

Doom
Mon Dec 20 14:26:14 CST 2004


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:uQgKt%23s5EHA.2600@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> In news:Xns95C5980F33032neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my
>> Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much
>
>
> Yeah hi, it's Bill Lumbergh. It's about 10 o'clock, uh, just wondering
> where
> you are.
>
> Yeah hi, It's Bill Lumbergh again. I just wanted to make sure you knew
> that
> we did start at the usual time this morning. Yeah, it wasn't a half day or
> anything like that. So if you could get here as soon as possible, that
> would
> be terriffic.
>
> Yeah hi, it's Bill L---
>
> Yeah it's B---
>
> Yeah hi, it's me again. I was away from my desk for a minute. I was just
> checking in case you called while I was gone.
>
You thought I meant BILL Lumbergh. His children would have hooves.

Neil
Mon Dec 20 14:29:56 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:uQgKt#s5EHA.2600@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> In news:Xns95C5980F33032neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>>
>> they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my
>> Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much
>
>
> Yeah hi, it's Bill Lumbergh. It's about 10 o'clock, uh, just wondering
> where you are.
>
> Yeah hi, It's Bill Lumbergh again. I just wanted to make sure you knew
> that we did start at the usual time this morning. Yeah, it wasn't a
> half day or anything like that. So if you could get here as soon as
> possible, that would be terriffic.
>
> Yeah hi, it's Bill L---
>
> Yeah it's B---
>
> Yeah hi, it's me again. I was away from my desk for a minute. I was
> just checking in case you called while I was gone.
>

Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you
want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans

--
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Rowdy
Mon Dec 20 19:20:25 CST 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:OCWVZQq5EHA.3648
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> In news:%23xhlTLq5EHA.1596@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl,
> Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>>
>> kpg wrote:
>>> I see a disturbing pattern in your posts...
>>
>> You are Compu-Pikachu and I claim my two-fifty.
>
> I've been lurking over there, just to watch the festivities. She/it is
a
> complete and total nutcase. Autism, my ass. She/it is just straight up
> crazy.
>

that sounds like my kind of girl. did she seem like she wants to get
married? just wonderin' .

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bhileman
Tue Dec 21 06:51:52 CST 2004

Rowdy Yates wrote:
> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:OCWVZQq5EHA.3648
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> In news:%23xhlTLq5EHA.1596@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl,
>> Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>>>
>>> kpg wrote:
>>>> I see a disturbing pattern in your posts...
>>>
>>> You are Compu-Pikachu and I claim my two-fifty.
>>
>> I've been lurking over there, just to watch the festivities. She/it
>> is a complete and total nutcase. Autism, my ass. She/it is just
>> straight up crazy.
>>
>
> that sounds like my kind of girl. did she seem like she wants to get
> married? just wonderin' .

And with this we come full circle. C-P is kind of like that disgusting
article Ken linked to, where a guy pretends to be a woman, only this nut
case openly admits it. C-P's alter ego is a female Yoshi, however, not
human.

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