i need a job

I have completed
please call my mobile 9916474901
i have completed my mcse & ccna class

70-290 ( Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft 2003 Server)
Micorsoft exchange 2003 server

John
Fri Jul 11 07:20:59 CDT 2008


"jaikumar" <jaikumar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:F4B3D2B0-2B50-4A36-A51C-10C2B5C7A3FD@microsoft.com...
>I have completed
> please call my mobile 9916474901
> i have completed my mcse & ccna class
>
> 70-290 ( Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft 2003 Server)
> Micorsoft exchange 2003 server
>

You will receive a secret encoded message on your cell phone shortly. Do
not divulge any information to anyone. You are to meet your contact, code
named 'The Duck' under the space needle in Seattle today at 4PM, Pacific
Standard Time. Since the west coast is currently on Pacific Daylight Time,
this will be your first test to see if you show up on time.

Your exchange with The Duck must be as follows...

You: I hear ducks fly at night
The Duck: I hear knights fly at ducks
You: But dragonflys prey on frogs
The Duck: And frogs sit on lilys
You: Lily got married, I never saw her again
The Duck: I have her phone number

Only this exchange will guarantee your true identities to each other.

You must bring the following items with you...

1. Your valid passport
2. At least $72.00/US
3. Three days worth of clean clothes
4. Handcuffs
5. Two blindfolds
6. A copy of Windows For Workgroups - 3.1 on floppies

Upon your rendouvous with The Duck, you will be taken on a secret mission.
Should you complete your mission on time, you will then be taken to
Microsoft's headquarters (code named, "The Castle") where you will enter
your first phase of training. Upon completion of the training, you must be
able to snatch the USB drive from the palm of your instructor, and walk
across end user license agreements written on rice paper without leaving a
trace. After that, you will be lead out of "The Castle" after facing one
last challenge. You must lift the pot of burning embers using only your
arms. A tattoo of Bill Gates (code named "The Big Cahona") and the windows
logo will be burned into your arms.

A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME awaits
you at the end of your journey.

Good Luck.

John R

TBone
Fri Jul 11 08:05:07 CDT 2008

And on the eigth day "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> did cause
the electrons to come together and form the following words:

> A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME
> awaits you at the end of your journey.

Great. Now I have to go get another coffee. On my way there I'm going to
have to stop by the supply room and pick up a new keyboard as well.

PotM

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T-Bone
MCNGP XL

kpg
Fri Jul 11 08:11:41 CDT 2008

=?Utf-8?B?amFpa3VtYXI=?= <jaikumar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:F4B3D2B0-2B50-4A36-A51C-10C2B5C7A3FD@microsoft.com:

> I have completed
> please call my mobile 9916474901
> i have completed my mcse & ccna class
>
> 70-290 ( Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft 2003 Server)
> Micorsoft exchange 2003 server


Welcome to the 'club'.

BTW - What are you planning on purching first, a Lamborghini Murcielago,
a Ferrari Enzo Coupe, or a Prosche GT2? I prefer the Ferrari myself,
but the Lamborghini is really popular with the chicks.

catwalker63
Fri Jul 11 09:43:20 CDT 2008

TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> prattled ceaselessly in
news:Xns9AD85C6B2D8B5replyhere@207.46.248.16:

> And on the eigth day "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> did
> cause the electrons to come together and form the following words:
>
>> A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME
>> awaits you at the end of your journey.
>
> Great. Now I have to go get another coffee. On my way there I'm going
> to have to stop by the supply room and pick up a new keyboard as well.
>
> PotM
>
> -------
>
> T-Bone
> MCNGP XL

2nded

--
Catwalker
MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

David
Fri Jul 11 11:10:28 CDT 2008

That was chuffin funny as!!!

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@nunyabzness.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9AD84ED86BFE4catwalker63athotmail@207.46.248.16...
> TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> prattled ceaselessly in
> news:Xns9AD85C6B2D8B5replyhere@207.46.248.16:
>
>> And on the eigth day "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> did
>> cause the electrons to come together and form the following words:
>>
>>> A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME
>>> awaits you at the end of your journey.
>>
>> Great. Now I have to go get another coffee. On my way there I'm going
>> to have to stop by the supply room and pick up a new keyboard as well.
>>
>> PotM
>>
>> -------
>>
>> T-Bone
>> MCNGP XL
>
> 2nded
>
> --
> Catwalker
> MCNGP #43
> www.mcngp.com
> "Definitely not wearing any underwear."

kpg
Fri Jul 11 11:08:55 CDT 2008

catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@nunyabzness.com> wrote in
news:Xns9AD84ED86BFE4catwalker63athotmail@207.46.248.16:

> TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> prattled ceaselessly in
> news:Xns9AD85C6B2D8B5replyhere@207.46.248.16:
>
>> And on the eigth day "John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> did
>> cause the electrons to come together and form the following words:
>>
>>> A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME
>>> awaits you at the end of your journey.
>>
>> Great. Now I have to go get another coffee. On my way there I'm going
>> to have to stop by the supply room and pick up a new keyboard as well.
>>
>> PotM
>>
>> -------
>>
>> T-Bone
>> MCNGP XL
>
> 2nded

turded

Bill
Fri Jul 11 11:45:10 CDT 2008

John R wrote:
> "jaikumar" <jaikumar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:F4B3D2B0-2B50-4A36-A51C-10C2B5C7A3FD@microsoft.com...
>> I have completed
>> please call my mobile 9916474901
>> i have completed my mcse & ccna class
>>
>> 70-290 ( Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft 2003 Server)
>> Micorsoft exchange 2003 server
>>
>
> You will receive a secret encoded message on your cell phone shortly.
> Do not divulge any information to anyone. You are to meet your
> contact, code named 'The Duck' under the space needle in Seattle
> today at 4PM, Pacific Standard Time. Since the west coast is
> currently on Pacific Daylight Time, this will be your first test to
> see if you show up on time.
> Your exchange with The Duck must be as follows...
>
> You: I hear ducks fly at night
> The Duck: I hear knights fly at ducks
> You: But dragonflys prey on frogs
> The Duck: And frogs sit on lilys
> You: Lily got married, I never saw her again
> The Duck: I have her phone number
>
> Only this exchange will guarantee your true identities to each other.
>
> You must bring the following items with you...
>
> 1. Your valid passport
> 2. At least $72.00/US
> 3. Three days worth of clean clothes
> 4. Handcuffs
> 5. Two blindfolds
> 6. A copy of Windows For Workgroups - 3.1 on floppies
>
> Upon your rendouvous with The Duck, you will be taken on a secret
> mission. Should you complete your mission on time, you will then be
> taken to Microsoft's headquarters (code named, "The Castle") where
> you will enter your first phase of training. Upon completion of the
> training, you must be able to snatch the USB drive from the palm of
> your instructor, and walk across end user license agreements written
> on rice paper without leaving a trace. After that, you will be lead
> out of "The Castle" after facing one last challenge. You must lift
> the pot of burning embers using only your arms. A tattoo of Bill
> Gates (code named "The Big Cahona") and the windows logo will be
> burned into your arms.
> A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME
> awaits you at the end of your journey.
>
> Good Luck.
>
> John R

You have a gift.

Kline
Fri Jul 11 12:00:12 CDT 2008

>I have completed my Potty Training
>please call my Mom on 9916474901

ifypfy

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Fri Jul 11 12:01:25 CDT 2008

>> 2nded
>
>turded

forded

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Fri Jul 11 16:09:19 CDT 2008

On 7/11/2008,John R had the unmitigated gall to claim:

<<reluctantly abridged for brevity>>

> A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME
> awaits you at the end of your journey.
>
> Good Luck.
>
> John R

The force is strong in this one.

--
JaR
You can't make this stuff up! Oh, wait...
Remove hat to reply

JaR
Fri Jul 11 16:32:47 CDT 2008

On 7/11/2008,David had the unmitigated gall to claim:

> That was chuffin funny as!!!

Rankin fan?

--
JaR
Chocolate bunnies and all
Remove hat to reply

TBone
Mon Jul 14 09:11:18 CDT 2008

And on the eigth day jaikumar@discussions.microsoft.com did cause the
electrons to come together and form the following words:

Channelling The Boss:

Im out of work
I need a job, Im out of work
Im unemployed, Im out of work
I need a job, Im out of work

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T-Bone
MCNGP XL

aantozz
Mon Jul 14 09:30:04 CDT 2008

hahahahaa. Mission impossible.

"John R" wrote:

>
> "jaikumar" <jaikumar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:F4B3D2B0-2B50-4A36-A51C-10C2B5C7A3FD@microsoft.com...
> >I have completed
> > please call my mobile 9916474901
> > i have completed my mcse & ccna class
> >
> > 70-290 ( Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft 2003 Server)
> > Micorsoft exchange 2003 server
> >
>
> You will receive a secret encoded message on your cell phone shortly. Do
> not divulge any information to anyone. You are to meet your contact, code
> named 'The Duck' under the space needle in Seattle today at 4PM, Pacific
> Standard Time. Since the west coast is currently on Pacific Daylight Time,
> this will be your first test to see if you show up on time.
>
> Your exchange with The Duck must be as follows...
>
> You: I hear ducks fly at night
> The Duck: I hear knights fly at ducks
> You: But dragonflys prey on frogs
> The Duck: And frogs sit on lilys
> You: Lily got married, I never saw her again
> The Duck: I have her phone number
>
> Only this exchange will guarantee your true identities to each other.
>
> You must bring the following items with you...
>
> 1. Your valid passport
> 2. At least $72.00/US
> 3. Three days worth of clean clothes
> 4. Handcuffs
> 5. Two blindfolds
> 6. A copy of Windows For Workgroups - 3.1 on floppies
>
> Upon your rendouvous with The Duck, you will be taken on a secret mission.
> Should you complete your mission on time, you will then be taken to
> Microsoft's headquarters (code named, "The Castle") where you will enter
> your first phase of training. Upon completion of the training, you must be
> able to snatch the USB drive from the palm of your instructor, and walk
> across end user license agreements written on rice paper without leaving a
> trace. After that, you will be lead out of "The Castle" after facing one
> last challenge. You must lift the pot of burning embers using only your
> arms. A tattoo of Bill Gates (code named "The Big Cahona") and the windows
> logo will be burned into your arms.
>
> A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME awaits
> you at the end of your journey.
>
> Good Luck.
>
> John R
>
>

Consultant
Tue Jul 15 10:05:44 CDT 2008

i called, but you came to my house and you kicked my dog

"jaikumar" <jaikumar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:F4B3D2B0-2B50-4A36-A51C-10C2B5C7A3FD@microsoft.com...
>I have completed
> please call my mobile 9916474901
> i have completed my mcse & ccna class
>
> 70-290 ( Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft 2003 Server)
> Micorsoft exchange 2003 server
>

Consultant
Tue Jul 15 10:07:40 CDT 2008

ifypfyfh


"Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:6a4f74l8e33ls05hhm8ju2b61pjod42jui@4ax.com...
> >I have completed my Dirty Talk Sexy Training
>>please call for good time on 9916474901
>
> ifypfy
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Tue Jul 15 11:13:28 CDT 2008

>i called, but you came to my house and you kicked my dog

dose it need an operation by any chance?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Consultant
Tue Jul 15 12:31:28 CDT 2008

how did you guess?

"Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:e4jp74tn6hqkab99sk3oih2gss5srisieu@4ax.com...
> >i called, but you came to my house and you kicked my dog
>
> dose it need an operation by any chance?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Tue Jul 15 13:39:45 CDT 2008

>how did you guess?

jaikumar told me and now he's going to get is lawyer to rush you

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

CBIC
Fri Jul 18 12:33:13 CDT 2008


"John R" <jsr^^^813@zoom^^^internet.net> wrote in message
news:eTdtgB14IHA.1428@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>
> "jaikumar" <jaikumar@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:F4B3D2B0-2B50-4A36-A51C-10C2B5C7A3FD@microsoft.com...
>>I have completed
>> please call my mobile 9916474901
>> i have completed my mcse & ccna class
>>
>> 70-290 ( Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft 2003 Server)
>> Micorsoft exchange 2003 server
>>
>
> You will receive a secret encoded message on your cell phone shortly. Do
> not divulge any information to anyone. You are to meet your contact, code
> named 'The Duck' under the space needle in Seattle today at 4PM, Pacific
> Standard Time. Since the west coast is currently on Pacific Daylight
> Time, this will be your first test to see if you show up on time.
>
> Your exchange with The Duck must be as follows...
>
> You: I hear ducks fly at night
> The Duck: I hear knights fly at ducks
> You: But dragonflys prey on frogs
> The Duck: And frogs sit on lilys
> You: Lily got married, I never saw her again
> The Duck: I have her phone number
>
> Only this exchange will guarantee your true identities to each other.
>
> You must bring the following items with you...
>
> 1. Your valid passport
> 2. At least $72.00/US
> 3. Three days worth of clean clothes
> 4. Handcuffs
> 5. Two blindfolds
> 6. A copy of Windows For Workgroups - 3.1 on floppies
>
> Upon your rendouvous with The Duck, you will be taken on a secret mission.
> Should you complete your mission on time, you will then be taken to
> Microsoft's headquarters (code named, "The Castle") where you will enter
> your first phase of training. Upon completion of the training, you must
> be able to snatch the USB drive from the palm of your instructor, and walk
> across end user license agreements written on rice paper without leaving a
> trace. After that, you will be lead out of "The Castle" after facing one
> last challenge. You must lift the pot of burning embers using only your
> arms. A tattoo of Bill Gates (code named "The Big Cahona") and the
> windows logo will be burned into your arms.
>
> A helpdesk job supporting 300 telemarketers who are using Windows ME
> awaits you at the end of your journey.
>
> Good Luck.
>
> John R

Uncle Vigo? Is that you? Now tell us one about the dot Communists!

TBone
Tue Jul 22 14:38:56 CDT 2008

And on the eigth day catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@nunyabzness.com> did cause
the electrons to come together and form the following words:

> 2nded

Then would all hands please report to teh sekrit site and answer the
relevant poll? (As opposed to the 10-foot Pole. The NBA still hasn't given
up on recruiting that guy)


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T-Bone
MCNGP XL

kpg
Tue Jul 22 15:09:33 CDT 2008

TBone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in
news:Xns9AE39F300918Ereplyhere@207.46.248.16:

> And on the eigth day catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@nunyabzness.com> did
> cause the electrons to come together and form the following words:
>
>> 2nded
>
> Then would all hands please report to teh sekrit site and answer the
> relevant poll? (As opposed to the 10-foot Pole. The NBA still hasn't
> given up on recruiting that guy)


What poll?


Hey, on a totally un-related subject I think you should change
your name to T-Bone Pickens.


How do you feel about wind?

JaR
Tue Jul 22 17:47:16 CDT 2008

On 7/22/2008,kpg had the unmitigated gall to claim:

>
> How do you feel about wind?

Breaking?

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What he meant by 'wind power' & 'natural gas'
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DonD
Fri Oct 03 12:02:01 CDT 2008


And finally, if you noticed that by taking the third letter in every 5th
word you will receive your super secret password which will get you into the
Big Cahona's office? Only a real tech would have spotted this.
This is where you will find your first assignment:
Troubleshoot ME os in Big Cahona's office desktop.