OT: New name

FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than my
complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the last couple
years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as easily. TYVM for
your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b torturing.

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

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key.

billLASTINIT
Thu Feb 03 11:33:02 CST 2005

Briscobar wrote:
> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the
> last couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
> easily. TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly
> scheduled n00b torturing.

HELLO I WAS BROWSING THE MCNGP WEB SITE (HTTP://WWW.MCNGP.COM) AND I SAW
THIS GUY NAMED KEN BRISCOE WHO IS A MEMBER BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY POSTS
FROM HIM IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES NOW HAVE YOU SEEN HIM BY ANY CHANCE? OKAY
THANKS BYE

billLASTINIT
Thu Feb 03 11:34:35 CST 2005

Frisbee® wrote:
> Briscobar wrote:
>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
>> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the
>> last couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
>> easily. TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly
>> scheduled n00b torturing.
>
> HELLO I WAS BROWSING THE MCNGP WEB SITE (HTTP://WWW.MCNGP.COM) AND I
> SAW THIS GUY NAMED KEN BRISCOE WHO IS A MEMBER BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN
> ANY POSTS FROM HIM IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES NOW HAVE YOU SEEN HIM BY ANY
> CHANCE? OKAY THANKS BYE

PS YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A COOL HANGOUT DO THEY SERVE BEER THERE OKAY BYE
AGAIN

The
Thu Feb 03 11:49:36 CST 2005

Then I shall be know hence forth as Rev. Gustave Beauregard though I prefer
to be called a male Madame. Wait, that didn't sound right.

--
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Microsoft Certified Trainer

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
.
"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:Og#8SRhCFHA.2600@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than my
> complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the last couple
> years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as easily. TYVM for
> your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b torturing.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
>
> If you don't like techgeekpro, visit www.mcngp.com and hold down your F5
> key.
>
>

The
Thu Feb 03 12:01:58 CST 2005

>PS YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A COOL HANGOUT DO THEY SERVE BEER THERE OKAY BYE
>AGAIN

.. AND HAVE NAKED WOMEN (HARD LUCK DON) DANCING ON THE TABLES...

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

ken
Thu Feb 03 12:12:07 CST 2005

> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than my
> complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the last couple
> years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as easily. TYVM for
> your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b torturing.


Heeeyyy...

That means I can have the name Ken right?

I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to use kpg because that
Briscobar guy was here first...

Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....

heh, heh, heh....

Ken

Briscobar
Thu Feb 03 12:17:12 CST 2005

In news:%23fYXrZhCFHA.1084@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl,
Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> rambled:
> Briscobar wrote:
>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
>> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the
>> last couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
>> easily. TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly
>> scheduled n00b torturing.
>
> HELLO I WAS BROWSING THE MCNGP WEB SITE (HTTP://WWW.MCNGP.COM) AND I
> SAW THIS GUY NAMED KEN BRISCOE WHO IS A MEMBER BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN
> ANY POSTS FROM HIM IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES NOW HAVE YOU SEEN HIM BY ANY
> CHANCE? OKAY THANKS BYE

DEAR RESPECTED SIR,
THIS IS BRISCOBAR I AM REQUESTING DUMPS FOR MCNGP KEN BRISCOE #26. I AM
CONTINUING TO WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE WITH GREAT ANTICIPATIONS. PLEASE RSVP
ME ON PRIVATE EMAIL ID TO BE FOUND BELOW.

RGS,

BRISCOBAR

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Visiting www.mcngp.com will make you smarter. And sexier.

billLASTINIT
Thu Feb 03 12:17:21 CST 2005

ken wrote:
>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
>> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the
>> last couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
>> easily. TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly
>> scheduled n00b torturing.
>
>
> Heeeyyy...
>
> That means I can have the name Ken right?
>
> I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to use kpg
> because that Briscobar guy was here first...
>
> Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....
>
> heh, heh, heh....
>
> Ken

I ain't changing NO MORE NAMES on the web site.

You gots what you gots.

Briscobar
Thu Feb 03 12:18:04 CST 2005

In news:6np4019uens4nhoiglu0lkasn45p9ihs99@4ax.com,
The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.@> rambled:
>>PS YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A COOL HANGOUT DO THEY SERVE BEER THERE OKAY
>>BYE AGAIN
>
> .. AND HAVE NAKED WOMEN (HARD LUCK DON) DANCING ON THE TABLES...

Naked womenz and beerz is my thing, yo. I be hookin up all the peeps with
mad fly honeyz 'n' brewz.

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com is real.

The
Thu Feb 03 12:20:57 CST 2005

This is somewhat off topic.

Ken.

On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 12:12:07 -0600, "ken" <ipost@thereforeiam.com>
wrote:

>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than my
>> complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the last couple
>> years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as easily. TYVM for
>> your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b torturing.
>
>
>Heeeyyy...
>
>That means I can have the name Ken right?
>
>I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to use kpg because that
>Briscobar guy was here first...
>
>Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....
>
>heh, heh, heh....
>
>Ken

Briscobar
Thu Feb 03 12:26:21 CST 2005

In news:%23hdThvhCFHA.628@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl,
ken <ipost@thereforeiam.com> rambled:
>
> Heeeyyy...
>
> That means I can have the name Ken right?
>
> I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to use kpg
> because that Briscobar guy was here first...
>
> Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....
>
> heh, heh, heh....
>
> Ken

Oh my. This is going to get confuzling. However, it will clear up my
dyslexia problem. Even though he's MIA, whenever I refer to TechGeekPro, I
use "tgp". "tgp" is far too similar to "kpg" for my walnut-sized brain to
comprehend. At least I won't have this problem anymore.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com is part of a balanced breakfast.

The
Thu Feb 03 12:28:46 CST 2005

Don't forget about the KGB.
--
"The Rev" MCNGP #44
Microsoft Certified Trainer

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
.
"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:#yyHK3hCFHA.2232@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl...
> In news:%23hdThvhCFHA.628@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl,
> ken <ipost@thereforeiam.com> rambled:
> >
> > Heeeyyy...
> >
> > That means I can have the name Ken right?
> >
> > I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to use kpg
> > because that Briscobar guy was here first...
> >
> > Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....
> >
> > heh, heh, heh....
> >
> > Ken
>
> Oh my. This is going to get confuzling. However, it will clear up my
> dyslexia problem. Even though he's MIA, whenever I refer to TechGeekPro, I
> use "tgp". "tgp" is far too similar to "kpg" for my walnut-sized brain to
> comprehend. At least I won't have this problem anymore.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
>
> www.mcngp.com is part of a balanced breakfast.
>
>

Ken
Thu Feb 03 12:31:26 CST 2005

news:vpq401l4lenqaeslqs1b9enavokldjn18v@4ax.com...
> This is somewhat off topic.
>
> Ken.
>
> On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 12:12:07 -0600, "ken" <ipost@thereforeiam.com>
> wrote:
>
>>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than my
>>> complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the last
>>> couple
>>> years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as easily. TYVM for
>>> your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b torturing.
>>
>>
>>Heeeyyy...
>>
>>That means I can have the name Ken right?
>>
>>I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to use kpg because
>>that
>>Briscobar guy was here first...
>>
>>Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....
>>
>>heh, heh, heh....
>>
>>Ken
>

Dear Mr. The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere now known as The Real
(not really) Ken

Please stop using my name in your posts.

I have enough problems dealing with the bad reputation that this
name has so wrongly acquired due to the ill mannered and insensitive
posts made by its former owner.

Thank you for your cooperation in this delicate matter.

--
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the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner!

Rowdy
Thu Feb 03 12:35:11 CST 2005

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in
news:#ABoCyhCFHA.1396@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> In news:%23fYXrZhCFHA.1084@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl,
> Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>> Briscobar wrote:
>>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
>>> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the
>>> last couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
>>> easily. TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly
>>> scheduled n00b torturing.
>>
>> HELLO I WAS BROWSING THE MCNGP WEB SITE (HTTP://WWW.MCNGP.COM) AND I
>> SAW THIS GUY NAMED KEN BRISCOE WHO IS A MEMBER BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN
>> ANY POSTS FROM HIM IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES NOW HAVE YOU SEEN HIM BY ANY
>> CHANCE? OKAY THANKS BYE
>
> DEAR RESPECTED SIR,
> THIS IS BRISCOBAR I AM REQUESTING DUMPS FOR MCNGP KEN BRISCOE #26. I
> AM
> CONTINUING TO WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE WITH GREAT ANTICIPATIONS. PLEASE
> RSVP ME ON PRIVATE EMAIL ID TO BE FOUND BELOW.
>
> RGS,
>
> BRISCOBAR
>

HA HA HA HA HA.....

YOU 'DA BOMB MAN

--
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http://www.mcngp.com/
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Rowdy
Thu Feb 03 12:35:42 CST 2005

"ken" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in
news:#hdThvhCFHA.628@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
>> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the
>> last couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
>> easily. TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly
>> scheduled n00b torturing.
>
>
> Heeeyyy...
>
> That means I can have the name Ken right?
>
> I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to use kpg
> because that Briscobar guy was here first...
>
> Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....
>
> heh, heh, heh....
>
> Ken
>

you killed kenny. you bastard!

--
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http://www.mcngp.com/
"Shhhh... Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma!"
http://www.geocities.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp/
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Rowdy
Thu Feb 03 12:36:19 CST 2005

"Ken" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in
news:ub0bT6hCFHA.1564@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> news:vpq401l4lenqaeslqs1b9enavokldjn18v@4ax.com...
>> This is somewhat off topic.
>>
>> Ken.
>>
>> On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 12:12:07 -0600, "ken" <ipost@thereforeiam.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other
>>>> than my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over
>>>> the last couple
>>>> years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as easily.
>>>> TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled
>>>> n00b torturing.
>>>
>>>
>>>Heeeyyy...
>>>
>>>That means I can have the name Ken right?
>>>
>>>I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to use kpg
>>>because that
>>>Briscobar guy was here first...
>>>
>>>Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....
>>>
>>>heh, heh, heh....
>>>
>>>Ken
>>
>
> Dear Mr. The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere now known as The
> Real (not really) Ken
>
> Please stop using my name in your posts.
>
> I have enough problems dealing with the bad reputation that this
> name has so wrongly acquired due to the ill mannered and insensitive
> posts made by its former owner.
>
> Thank you for your cooperation in this delicate matter.
>

can the *real* ken shaddy, please stand up, please stand up.

--
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http://www.mcngp.com/
"Shhhh... Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma!"
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Doom
Thu Feb 03 12:42:37 CST 2005


"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:Og%238SRhCFHA.2600@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than my
> complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the last couple
> years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as easily. TYVM for
> your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b torturing.
>

You can do that? Just change your handle at a whim. MMMMMMMM I need a new
handle. How about MOE (Master Of the Emasculator)? I welcome your
suggestions unless they offend me.

The
Thu Feb 03 12:46:01 CST 2005

>Dear Mr. The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere now known as The Real
>(not really) Ken
>
>Please stop using my name in your posts.

and I would have gotten away with it is it weren't for those meddling
headers...

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

kpg
Thu Feb 03 12:43:43 CST 2005


> You can do that? Just change your handle at a whim. MMMMMMMM I need a new
> handle. How about MOE (Master Of the Emasculator)? I welcome your
> suggestions unless they offend me.

Gloom.

Change you name to Gloom.

Doom
Thu Feb 03 12:51:32 CST 2005


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:ulDwLBiCFHA.3592@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
>> You can do that? Just change your handle at a whim. MMMMMMMM I need a new
>> handle. How about MOE (Master Of the Emasculator)? I welcome your
>> suggestions unless they offend me.
>
> Gloom.
>
> Change you name to Gloom.
>
which Ken is this? I need to know because I'm going to kill you.

Keyboard
Thu Feb 03 12:50:31 CST 2005


>-----Original Message-----
>In news:%23hdThvhCFHA.628@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl,
>ken <ipost@thereforeiam.com> rambled:
>>
>> Heeeyyy...
>>
>> That means I can have the name Ken right?
>>
>> I mean, that is my name after all...I've been forced to
use kpg
>> because that Briscobar guy was here first...
>>
>> Yeah...that should really confuse things around here....
>>
>> heh, heh, heh....
>>
>> Ken
>
>Oh my. This is going to get confuzling. However, it will
clear up my
>dyslexia problem. Even though he's MIA, whenever I refer
to TechGeekPro, I
>use "tgp". "tgp" is far too similar to "kpg" for my
walnut-sized brain to
>comprehend. At least I won't have this problem anymore.
>
>--



shouldn't we keep the VP's PC on the QT, cause if it
leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA and we would all
end up out on KP

Briscobar
Thu Feb 03 12:58:42 CST 2005

In news:qYydnZkEBd8A7Z_fRVn-sg@prairiewave.com,
Doom <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> rambled:
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:Og%238SRhCFHA.2600@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
>> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the
>> last couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
>> easily. TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly
>> scheduled n00b torturing.
>>
>
> You can do that? Just change your handle at a whim. MMMMMMMM I need a
> new handle. How about MOE (Master Of the Emasculator)? I welcome your
> suggestions unless they offend me.

Turdmonger3000?
Forty-Three Babies In A Bucket?
Gloom?
CrushesWhileItCuts?

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

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billLASTINIT
Thu Feb 03 13:03:52 CST 2005

Doom wrote:
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:Og%238SRhCFHA.2600@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
>> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the
>> last couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
>> easily. TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly
>> scheduled n00b torturing.
>>
>
> You can do that? Just change your handle at a whim. MMMMMMMM I need a
> new handle. How about MOE (Master Of the Emasculator)? I welcome your
> suggestions unless they offend me.

Uh... "Moe" didn't offend you?

--
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billLASTINIT
Thu Feb 03 13:04:29 CST 2005

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>> Dear Mr. The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere now known as The
>> Real (not really) Ken
>>
>> Please stop using my name in your posts.
>
> and I would have gotten away with it is it weren't for those meddling
> headers...

Good job, Shaggy! Here's a scooby-snack!

Doom
Thu Feb 03 13:07:03 CST 2005



>> You can do that? Just change your handle at a whim. MMMMMMMM I need a
>> new handle. How about MOE (Master Of the Emasculator)? I welcome your
>> suggestions unless they offend me.
>
> Turdmonger3000?
> Forty-Three Babies In A Bucket?
> Gloom?
> CrushesWhileItCuts?
>
I would kill you for the first 3 but I kinda like that last one so I'm gonna
let you live.

Briscobar
Thu Feb 03 13:12:48 CST 2005

In news:tfCdnd5EzOvK65_fRVn-1w@prairiewave.com,
Doom <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> rambled:
>>> You can do that? Just change your handle at a whim. MMMMMMMM I need
>>> a new handle. How about MOE (Master Of the Emasculator)? I welcome
>>> your suggestions unless they offend me.
>>
>> Turdmonger3000?
>> Forty-Three Babies In A Bucket?
>> Gloom?
>> CrushesWhileItCuts?
>>
> I would kill you for the first 3 but I kinda like that last one so
> I'm gonna let you live.

No offense meant. But you should use CrushesWhileItCuts. That's creepy.
Kinda like "Doom".

--

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Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

nerd32768's mother told him to clean his room. Instead, he visited
www.mcngp.com.

The
Thu Feb 03 13:16:17 CST 2005

<snipage>
can the *real* ken shaddy, please stand up, please stand up.
</snipage>

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Ken Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Ken Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white paper before
Mice all on the floor like Bill, like Steve Jobs just burst in the door
and started whoopin his a$$ like never before
just like a divorce, throwin him over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just post on this board, did he?"
And Frisbee said... nothing you idiots!
Frisbee's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Noobie losers love Shady Ken
chigga chigga chigga
"Ken Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, lurking around posting with his you-know-what
Typing the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so smart though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your other boardrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on here and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for a noobie to have no f'n clues
"My foot is up your a$$ , my foot is up your a$$"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little twist
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a google's search is
Of course they gonna know what this google sh1t is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the fukin internet don't they?
"We ain't nothing but posters.." Well, some of us posers
who post stupid spam and sh!t, cause they all just losers
But if you can brain dump and spam and post
then there's no reason that a I shouldn't just ban your host.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Bugger off and go on home we don't want your sh1t so here we go

I'm Ken Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Ken Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Ken Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

--
"The Rev" MCNGP #44
Microsoft Certified Trainer

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
.

Briscobar
Thu Feb 03 13:27:48 CST 2005

In news:%23ErUbTiCFHA.2568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
The Rev (MCT) <therev@nospam.com> rambled:
> <snipage>
> can the *real* ken shaddy, please stand up, please stand up.
> </snipage>
>
> May I have your attention please?
> May I have your attention please?
> Will the real Ken Shady please stand up?
> I repeat, will the real Ken Shady please stand up?
> We're gonna have a problem here..
>
> Y'all act like you never seen a white paper before
> Mice all on the floor like Bill, like Steve Jobs just burst in the
> door and started whoopin his a$$ like never before
> just like a divorce, throwin him over furniture (Ahh!)
> It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
> he didn't just post on this board, did he?"
> And Frisbee said... nothing you idiots!
> Frisbee's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
> Noobie losers love Shady Ken
> chigga chigga chigga
> "Ken Shady, I'm sick of him
> Look at him, lurking around posting with his you-know-what
> Typing the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so smart though!"
> Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
> But no worse, than what's goin on in your other boardrooms
> Sometimes, I wanna get on here and just let loose, but can't
> but it's cool for a noobie to have no f'n clues
> "My foot is up your a$$ , my foot is up your a$$"
> And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little twist
> And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
> And expect them not to know what a google's search is
> Of course they gonna know what this google sh1t is
> By the time they hit fourth grade
> They got the fukin internet don't they?
> "We ain't nothing but posters.." Well, some of us posers
> who post stupid spam and sh!t, cause they all just losers
> But if you can brain dump and spam and post
> then there's no reason that a I shouldn't just ban your host.
> But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
> Bugger off and go on home we don't want your sh1t so here we go
>
> I'm Ken Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
> All you other Ken Shadys are just imitating
> So won't the real Ken Shady please stand up,
> please stand up, please stand up?

You're on pace to shatter the single-season record of TQP (Total Quality
Points)

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

Please to be click www.mcngp.com. Rgs!

billLASTINIT
Thu Feb 03 13:28:38 CST 2005

The Rev (MCT) wrote:
> <snipage>
> can the *real* ken shaddy, please stand up, please stand up.
> </snipage>
>
> May I have your attention please?
> May I have your attention please?
> Will the real Ken Shady please stand up?
> I repeat, will the real Ken Shady please stand up?
> We're gonna have a problem here..

<Kershnippity>

PotD

When this Hip Hop ditty makes #1, you realize that the MCNGP gets 50% of the
royalties, right?

--
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http://www.mcngp.com

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JaR
Thu Feb 03 13:31:39 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Briscobar climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> CrushesWhileItCuts?

That's just nasty.

I f'n love it!

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and wear an iron jock!

the
Thu Feb 03 13:53:15 CST 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:Og#8SRhCFHA.2600@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason, really, other than
> my complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted over the last
> couple years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as easily.
> TYVM for your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b
> torturing.
>

first T-bone now Briscobar. I wanna be "the Duke"!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

Neil
Thu Feb 03 14:00:01 CST 2005

did you hear "The Rev \(MCT\)" <therev@nospam.com> say in news:
#ErUbTiCFHA.2568@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> May I have your attention please?
> May I have your attention please?
> Will the real Ken Shady please stand up?
> I repeat, will the real Ken Shady please stand up?
> We're gonna have a problem here..
>

nice....PotD and now I'll
.
.
.
.
BE HUMMING THAT D@MNED THING ALL DAY!!!!
(and stop making me laugh while the stundents are doing labs. it makes me
look just strange)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com and there's no change there

Neil
Thu Feb 03 14:02:14 CST 2005

did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:eh5oOJiCFHA.3740@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> CrushesWhileItCuts?

YES!!!! THat's the one!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

The
Thu Feb 03 15:34:13 CST 2005

<snipage>
BE HUMMING THAT D@MNED THING ALL DAY!!!!
(and stop making me laugh while the stundents are doing labs. it makes me
look just strange)
</snipage>

Right....like you really needed my help to make you look strange.

--
"The Rev" MCNGP #44
Microsoft Certified Trainer

Memories fade but a Google search never forgets.
.

CrushesWhileItCuts
Thu Feb 03 15:45:33 CST 2005


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F298F74426Eneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
> news:eh5oOJiCFHA.3740@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> CrushesWhileItCuts?
>
> YES!!!! THat's the one!
>
Uh yeah I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with you there.

T-Bone
Thu Feb 03 15:57:14 CST 2005

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote
> When this Hip Hop ditty makes #1, you realize that the MCNGP gets 50% of
the
> royalties, right?

It sounded much better when Weird Al did it as a polka.

T-Bone
MCNGP

T-Bone
Thu Feb 03 15:57:48 CST 2005

"Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote
> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now.

Does that mean we can call you Koko?

T-Bone
MCNGP XL

Briscobar
Thu Feb 03 16:12:24 CST 2005

In news:eNqimtjCFHA.4072@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
T-Bone <reply2me@thenewsgroup> rambled:
> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote
>> FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now.
>
> Does that mean we can call you Koko?

No. Because I did not make this nickname up, that is the difference. The
rapper Nas gave it to my, kinda. He always talks about Escobar Ceasar,
whoever the fukc that is. His alter ego or something probably. So one day,
sitting in our room, listening to Nas, my college roommate IMs me with a new
AIM name: Briscobar. He informs me that this is to be my new screen name for
the rest of eternity. And it stuck. I still use that name whenever i sign
onto AIM, too. I believe that was the same day that he created his AIM name:
KioskOfSexiness. There was the ever-fun, but short-lived Scr0tump0le as
well. Dude was a funny bastid.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com *is* the one who answered the phone.

JaR
Thu Feb 03 16:18:28 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, CrushesWhileItCuts climbed on a soapbox
& opined:

> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns95F298F74426Eneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> did you hear "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
>> news:eh5oOJiCFHA.3740@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> CrushesWhileItCuts?
>>
>> YES!!!! THat's the one!
>>
> Uh yeah I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree with you there.
>
>
>

Fusk! Now I'm gonna get that "chill" ever time I see one of your posts.

Heh, perfect.<eg>

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and get that queasy feeling again!

Neil
Thu Feb 03 18:06:51 CST 2005

did you hear "The Rev \(MCT\)" <therev@nospam.com> say in
news:uNZOJjjCFHA.1264@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Right....like you really needed my help to make you look strange.

no pretty much anybody in dis har chat rum can do that.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

Neil
Thu Feb 03 18:09:17 CST 2005

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95F2918E9D944plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> Now I'm gonna get that "chill" ever time I see one of your posts.

ditto...I also am dealing with a grimace (no not the purple burger
character)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

Angel
Thu Feb 03 19:39:12 CST 2005

>-----Original Message-----
>FYI, I'll be posting as Briscobar now. No reason,
really, other than my
>complete and utter embarassment at the way I've acted
over the last couple
>years on the INtarNet. This way, I cannot be Googled as
easily. TYVM for
>your time. We now return you to your regularly scheduled
n00b torturing.
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>Briscobar AT gmail DOT com
>
>If you don't like techgeekpro, visit www.mcngp.com and
hold down your F5
>key.

Not sure if you are referring to the A+ question in the
generals section ;) but I'm sure that was just an honest
mistake.
If that is your only thing I would hardly think that you
would need a legal name change.

CrushesWhileItCuts
Fri Feb 04 08:32:42 CST 2005



> Fusk! Now I'm gonna get that "chill" ever time I see one of your posts.
>

I'm gonna have to post more then.

Briscobar
Fri Feb 04 08:38:12 CST 2005


> CrushesWhileItCuts

Wow, it was a joke, but I rather like it. You know, in a creepy,
I-can't-imagine-the-pain sort of way.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

www.mcngp.com is real.

billLASTINIT
Fri Feb 04 08:47:57 CST 2005

CrushesWhileItCuts wrote:
>> Fusk! Now I'm gonna get that "chill" ever time I see one of your
>> posts.
>>
>
> I'm gonna have to post more then.

If you're going to adopt this new handle, please start posting with a sig
that identifies your MCNGP number, please.

--
Fris "SOMEBODY has to be the mean guy" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

Neil
Fri Feb 04 08:55:27 CST 2005

did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:euk#FisCFHA.3908@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> CrushesWhileItCuts wrote:
>>> Fusk! Now I'm gonna get that "chill" ever time I see one of your
>>> posts.
>>>
>>
>> I'm gonna have to post more then.
>
> If you're going to adopt this new handle, please start posting with a sig
> that identifies your MCNGP number, please.
>

and include the link to the catalog item in question

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com and - OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ronit
Fri Feb 04 10:27:36 CST 2005

hey I am preparing for MCSE... I have finished studying for the server
exam and will be giving the exam anyday now. i have excellent computer
knowledge, installing servers, clients etc. Am I eligible to join MCNGP?

billLASTINIT
Fri Feb 04 10:38:11 CST 2005

Ronit Bhattacharya wrote:
> hey I am preparing for MCSE... I have finished studying for the server
> exam and will be giving the exam anyday now. i have excellent computer
> knowledge, installing servers, clients etc. Am I eligible to join
> MCNGP?

View the requirements at http://www.mcngp.com

JaR
Fri Feb 04 10:44:40 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ronit Bhattacharya climbed on a soapbox
& opined:

> hey I am preparing for MCSE... I have finished studying for the server
> exam and will be giving the exam anyday now. i have excellent computer
> knowledge, installing servers, clients etc. Am I eligible to join MCNGP?
>

Oh, sure. Just send an e-mail to; cheatsheets@mcngp.com

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and send a luser on a snipe hunt!

Neil
Fri Feb 04 10:47:22 CST 2005

did you hear Ronit Bhattacharya <slyronit@yahoo.co.in> say in
news:emkqvZtCFHA.4072@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> and will be giving the exam anyday now.

what will you be giving the exam?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com or I will abuse the English language

CrushesBeforeItCuts
Fri Feb 04 10:57:41 CST 2005

Gotcha

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:euk%23FisCFHA.3908@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> CrushesWhileItCuts wrote:
>>> Fusk! Now I'm gonna get that "chill" ever time I see one of your
>>> posts.
>>>
>>
>> I'm gonna have to post more then.
>
> If you're going to adopt this new handle, please start posting with a sig
> that identifies your MCNGP number, please.
>
> --
> Fris "SOMEBODY has to be the mean guy" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.com
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

CrushesBeforeItCuts
Fri Feb 04 10:59:18 CST 2005

Researched the product. Have to change the handle slightly

--
MCNGP #38
http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F2C2D03F63Dneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
> news:Xns95F2918E9D944plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> Now I'm gonna get that "chill" ever time I see one of your posts.
>
> ditto...I also am dealing with a grimace (no not the purple burger
> character)
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
> nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

CrushesBeforeItCuts
Fri Feb 04 11:00:44 CST 2005

Done. Anyone know how to make the sig in OE go to the bottom. If not I'm
gonna be a top poster. *shudder*

--
MCNGP #38
http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95F364F401B2Cneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
> news:euk#FisCFHA.3908@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>> CrushesWhileItCuts wrote:
>>>> Fusk! Now I'm gonna get that "chill" ever time I see one of your
>>>> posts.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm gonna have to post more then.
>>
>> If you're going to adopt this new handle, please start posting with a sig
>> that identifies your MCNGP number, please.
>>
>
> and include the link to the catalog item in question
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> Visit www.mcngp.com and - OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Briscobar
Fri Feb 04 11:07:53 CST 2005

In news:aMidnfmfFJJ7NJ7fRVn-oA@prairiewave.com,
CrushesBeforeItCuts <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> rambled:
> Researched the product. Have to change the handle slightly
>
> --
> MCNGP #38
> http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4

Dude I really really feel sick. I know there's a demand for pretty much
anything, but I have to ask: how many of these medieval nut-crushers do you
sell a year? Excuse me, I have to go vomit. BRB.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

nerd32768 needs your business. Visit www.mcngp.com today.