This message board has absolutley nothing to do with
obtaining one's MCSE. There is nothing but idle chatter
going on here. Why don't you people do something
productive with your time and actually answer people's
questions. Honestly, I have never seen a greater waste of
resources than this board.

Re: message board by Jtyc

Jtyc
Tue Jul 27 13:06:25 CDT 2004

> going on here. Why don't you people do something
> productive with your time and actually answer people's
> questions.


My apologies, what was your question regarding MCSE certification?



Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 13:04:59 CDT 2004


<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:51e801c47403$98f84d70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> This message board has absolutley nothing to do with
> obtaining one's MCSE. There is nothing but idle chatter
> going on here. Why don't you people do something
> productive with your time and actually answer people's
> questions. Honestly, I have never seen a greater waste of
> resources than this board.

Message board? Also your post didn't contribute diddly squat to the
usefulness of this "board".



Re: message board by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Tue Jul 27 13:08:17 CDT 2004

On Jul 27, 2004 "" blathered:

> Why don't you people do something productive with your time and actually
answer people's questions.

Because you didn't ask one.

--
Tech "Waiting Geek" Pro
MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Re: message board by billLASTINIT

billLASTINIT
Tue Jul 27 13:08:42 CDT 2004

anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com wrote:
> This message board has absolutley nothing to do with
> obtaining one's MCSE. There is nothing but idle chatter
> going on here. Why don't you people do something
> productive with your time and actually answer people's
> questions. Honestly, I have never seen a greater waste of
> resources than this board.

That's because you're in the wrong place. Try the newsgroups instead of the
boards. They're much better.

They're at http://www.icertify.net

--
Fris "Tell them the Thugs sent ya" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics


Re: message board by molsonexpert

molsonexpert
Tue Jul 27 13:09:58 CDT 2004


<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:51e801c47403$98f84d70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> This message board has absolutley nothing to do with
> obtaining one's MCSE. There is nothing but idle chatter
> going on here. Why don't you people do something
> productive with your time and actually answer people's
> questions. Honestly, I have never seen a greater waste of
> resources than this board.

Which begs the question: why does this newsgroup exist? Certainly not to
exchange braindumps/exam questions, because it would be unethical as well as
violating MS's NDA. Anyone with a question about the cert process and with
half a brain cell can search MS's web site for all the info they need.

Personally, I find it's good for a few laughs.

steve.



Re: message board by anonymous

anonymous
Tue Jul 27 13:13:51 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>> going on here. Why don't you people do something
>> productive with your time and actually answer people's
>> questions.
>
>
>My apologies, what was your question regarding MCSE
certification?
>
>
Well that's better. First of all I would like to know how
many tests it takes to become mcse. Don't post the link
to ms websites like people here do I just want to be told
the answer. I would also like a list of good study
material. Don't tell me to google it myself just tell me
a list of good resources. That should do it for now and I
will come back with other questions as I get them.

Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 13:18:09 CDT 2004


<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:520701c47405$7829cb80$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
> >-----Original Message-----
> >> going on here. Why don't you people do something
> >> productive with your time and actually answer people's
> >> questions.
> >
> >
> >My apologies, what was your question regarding MCSE
> certification?
> >
> >
> Well that's better. First of all I would like to know how
> many tests it takes to become mcse. Don't post the link
> to ms websites like people here do I just want to be told
> the answer. I would also like a list of good study
> material. Don't tell me to google it myself just tell me
> a list of good resources. That should do it for now and I
> will come back with other questions as I get them.

From your first post I thought you were serious but now I know you're
trolling.



Re: message board by Ken

Ken
Tue Jul 27 13:19:19 CDT 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:51e801c47403$98f84d70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> This message board has absolutley nothing to do with
> obtaining one's MCSE. There is nothing but idle chatter
> going on here. Why don't you people do something
> productive with your time and actually answer people's
> questions. Honestly, I have never seen a greater waste of
> resources than this board.

Well I'm glad you asked. The answer to your question is
www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp. I hope that helps. Moran.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: message board by RH

RH
Tue Jul 27 13:18:54 CDT 2004

I agree, Steve. I get my daily chuckle coming in here
to find out what the latest insanity questions are. I
sure don't need this board for MCSE since I've had mine
since 2K
>-----Original Message-----
>
><anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>news:51e801c47403$98f84d70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> This message board has absolutley nothing to do with
>> obtaining one's MCSE. There is nothing but idle chatter
>> going on here. Why don't you people do something
>> productive with your time and actually answer people's
>> questions. Honestly, I have never seen a greater waste
of
>> resources than this board.
>
>Which begs the question: why does this newsgroup exist?
Certainly not to
>exchange braindumps/exam questions, because it would be
unethical as well as
>violating MS's NDA. Anyone with a question about the
cert process and with
>half a brain cell can search MS's web site for all the
info they need.
>
>Personally, I find it's good for a few laughs.
>
>steve.
>
>
>.
>

Re: message board by Ken

Ken
Tue Jul 27 13:21:17 CDT 2004

"Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
news:ey3JTYAdEHA.3632@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
> From your first post I thought you were serious but now I know you're
> trolling.

Me too. I feel like a fool now. Where did the Official MCNGP Pliers go?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 13:24:40 CDT 2004


"RH" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:530401c47406$2cb6f4b0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> I agree, Steve. I get my daily chuckle coming in here
> to find out what the latest insanity questions are. I
> sure don't need this board for MCSE since I've had mine
> since 2K

That's the point exactly. Anyone who could actually get their MCSE sure
wouldn't need the NG to find answers. They'd research things on their own. I
just find it amazing that people ask the questions they do sometimes.



Re: message board by catwalker63

catwalker63
Tue Jul 27 13:24:22 CDT 2004

JaR had them last.

--
Kelley
aka catwalker
IT Professional, MCP


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:OWzY5ZAdEHA.3728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
> news:ey3JTYAdEHA.3632@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >
> > From your first post I thought you were serious but now I know you're
> > trolling.
>
> Me too. I feel like a fool now. Where did the Official MCNGP Pliers go?
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>



Re: message board by JaR

JaR
Tue Jul 27 13:26:15 CDT 2004

anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com wrote:

> This message board has absolutley nothing to do with
> obtaining one's MCSE. There is nothing but idle chatter
> going on here.

Quick, everybody, look busy. It's the Idle Chatter Police.



Why don't you people do something
> productive with your time and actually answer people's
> questions.

Have you posted one lately? Must have missed it.

Honestly, I have never seen a greater waste of
> resources than this board.

You haven't been around usenet much have you? Although I am a fan of
absolute statements, too. Like: I have never seen a more rediculous post
than yours. It was totally off the mark.
Another favorite is: All absolute statements are false. Including this one.
For that matter, if you REALLY want to see a waste of resources, go to
Boston this week. Or NYC when the repuglians do their thing, I'm apolitical.
Now, what were we discussing? Oh, yeah. Us people being unproductive.
Okay we'll follow your lead. You go ahead and start.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Well? We're waiting...

JaR
Patient Thug

Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 13:28:29 CDT 2004


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:OWzY5ZAdEHA.3728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
> news:ey3JTYAdEHA.3632@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >
> > From your first post I thought you were serious but now I know you're
> > trolling.
>
> Me too. I feel like a fool now. Where did the Official MCNGP Pliers go?
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look at the
emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH



Re: message board by The

The
Tue Jul 27 13:34:48 CDT 2004

>Me too. I feel like a fool now. Where did the Official MCNGP Pliers go?

ping JaR

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: message board by JaR

JaR
Tue Jul 27 13:34:49 CDT 2004

Doom wrote:

> Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
> dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look at the
> emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH
>
>

Oh. My. Ghod!

Perfect!

Heeeeere cobol, cobol, cobol....

Re: message board by molsonexpert

molsonexpert
Tue Jul 27 13:40:14 CDT 2004


"Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
news:OGCJFeAdEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:OWzY5ZAdEHA.3728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
> > news:ey3JTYAdEHA.3632@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > >
> > > From your first post I thought you were serious but now I know you're
> > > trolling.
> >
> > Me too. I feel like a fool now. Where did the Official MCNGP Pliers go?
> >
> > --
> >
> > KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
> >
> > first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
> >
> Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
> dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look at
the
> emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH
>
>

Crap. OK, you MCNGPers, what will it be, the emasculator or, gulp, the Baby
Burdizzo?

steve.



Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 13:39:39 CDT 2004


"JaR" <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:OcZGnhAdEHA.3572@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Doom wrote:
>
> > Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
> > dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look at
the
> > emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH
> >
> >
>
> Oh. My. Ghod!
>
> Perfect!
>
> Heeeeere cobol, cobol, cobol....

Did you see the one below the emasculator. "For bloodless castration".
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
Would be great to use on spammers.



Re: message board by Neil

Neil
Tue Jul 27 13:42:06 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> spewed in
news:520701c47405$7829cb80$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> Well that's better. First of all I would like to know how
> many tests it takes to become mcse. Don't post the link
> to ms websites like people here do I just want to be told
> the answer.

schfifty-five

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: message board by Neil

Neil
Tue Jul 27 13:44:40 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> spewed in
news:OGCJFeAdEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
> dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look
> at the emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH
>

what the FSCK were you googling for to come accross this? NO WAIT...I
don't wanna know....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: message board by Ken

Ken
Tue Jul 27 13:48:01 CDT 2004

"Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
news:OGCJFeAdEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
> Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
> dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look at
the
> emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH

Doom, you owe me a new keyboard. And not because I spit my coffee on it.
Well, I guess I did....in a sense...

--

KB - MCNGP "Castration is vomilicious! thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: message board by Neil

Neil
Tue Jul 27 13:47:52 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> spewed in
news:e#zL8bAdEHA.1152@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
> "RH" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:530401c47406$2cb6f4b0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>> I agree, Steve. I get my daily chuckle coming in here
>> to find out what the latest insanity questions are. I
>> sure don't need this board for MCSE since I've had mine
>> since 2K
>
> That's the point exactly. Anyone who could actually get their MCSE
> sure wouldn't need the NG to find answers. They'd research things on
> their own. I just find it amazing that people ask the questions they
> do sometimes.
>
>
>

they should rename this NG to something like .publicabuse..THAT'S
IT...we're .room12a

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: message board by billLASTINIT

billLASTINIT
Tue Jul 27 13:53:11 CDT 2004

molsonexpert wrote:
> "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
> news:OGCJFeAdEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
>> news:OWzY5ZAdEHA.3728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>>> "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
>>> news:ey3JTYAdEHA.3632@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>>>>
>>>> From your first post I thought you were serious but now I know
>>>> you're trolling.
>>>
>>> Me too. I feel like a fool now. Where did the Official MCNGP Pliers
>>> go?
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>>>
>>> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>>>
>> Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
>> dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look
>> at the emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH
>>
>>
>
> Crap. OK, you MCNGPers, what will it be, the emasculator or, gulp,
> the Baby Burdizzo?

Cheech: Okay, you need to a) Listen to an entire side of the album "Helen
Reddy: The Las Vegas Years", or b) chop off your little finger. Which will
it be?

Chong: Gimme the cleaver, man.

<THWACK>

Chong: Ow, my finger really hurts.

Cheech: You weren't really supposed to do that! It was a joke!

--
Fris "For $100, Bob... What is your first name?" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.tk

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics


Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 13:54:52 CDT 2004


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns953395FD4DD5Cneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> spewed in
> news:OGCJFeAdEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
> > Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
> > dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look
> > at the emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH
> >
>
> what the FSCK were you googling for to come accross this? NO WAIT...I
> don't wanna know....
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

It's my companies web site. We just started selling those. They're movin
like hot cakes.



Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 13:58:13 CDT 2004


"Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in message
news:ekWh0sAdEHA.712@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns953395FD4DD5Cneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> > babbling on and on again "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> spewed in
> > news:OGCJFeAdEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
> >
> > > Speaking of MCNGP pliers, I found a tool we could start using on the
> > > dumpers. go to http://www.pipevet.com/dock.asp?cat=4 and have a look
> > > at the emasculator. "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH
> > >
> >
> > what the FSCK were you googling for to come accross this? NO WAIT...I
> > don't wanna know....
> >
> > --
> > Neil MCNGP #30
> > Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
>
> It's my companies web site. We just started selling those. They're movin
> like hot cakes.
>
I voted to call it the "Lorenna Bobbitt" line but I was denied.



Re: message board by Jtyc

Jtyc
Tue Jul 27 14:10:28 CDT 2004

> Well that's better. First of all I would like to know how
> many tests it takes to become mcse. Don't post the link
> the answer. I would also like a list of good study
> material. Don't tell me to google it myself just tell me


7 and Mark Minasi books are very good.




Re: message board by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Tue Jul 27 14:22:58 CDT 2004

On Jul 27, 2004 "" blathered:

> Well that's better. First of all I would like to know how
> many tests it takes to become mcse. Don't post the link
> to ms websites like people here do I just want to be told
> the answer. I would also like a list of good study
> material. Don't tell me to google it myself just tell me
> a list of good resources. That should do it for now and I
> will come back with other questions as I get them.

Would you like fries with that?

--
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MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Re: message board by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Tue Jul 27 14:24:35 CDT 2004

On Jul 27, 2004 "Doom" blathered:

> "It crushes before it cuts". OOUUUUCHHHHH

Oh man, that's just wrong.

--
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MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Re: message board by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Tue Jul 27 14:27:04 CDT 2004

On Jul 27, 2004 "Doom" blathered:

> It's my companies web site. We just started selling those. They're movin
> like hot cakes.

Hence the name "Doom"?

--
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MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Re: message board by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Tue Jul 27 14:28:00 CDT 2004

On Jul 27, 2004 "Doom" blathered:

> It's my companies web site. We just started selling those. They're movin
> like hot cakes.

Not to any third-world countries, I hope.

--
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MCNGP #36, MCSA, A+, Net+, i-Net+
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 14:32:57 CDT 2004


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95339D2D441E5TechGeekPro@127.0.0.1...
> On Jul 27, 2004 "Doom" blathered:
>
> > It's my companies web site. We just started selling those. They're movin
> > like hot cakes.
>
> Hence the name "Doom"?
>
Yeah. Or it's short for Doom and Gloom. I have a very cynical view of the
world so people always say I predict doom and gloom.



Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 14:33:31 CDT 2004


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95339D55AA6A1TechGeekPro@127.0.0.1...
> On Jul 27, 2004 "Doom" blathered:
>
> > It's my companies web site. We just started selling those. They're movin
> > like hot cakes.
>
> Not to any third-world countries, I hope.
>
Hey once these utensils leave the building I have no control what they get
used for.



Re: message board by Neil

Neil
Tue Jul 27 15:13:50 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> spewed in
news:ekWh0sAdEHA.712@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> It's my companies web site. We just started selling those. They're
movin
> like hot cakes.

that is one sick company yer workin fer....you guys will make billions in
this sicko world of ours...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: message board by Neil

Neil
Tue Jul 27 15:19:09 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> spewed in news:
#M9eGCBdEHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> I have a very cynical view of the
> world so people always say I predict doom and gloom.
>
>

after looking at teh products you deal with I can understand why

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 15:22:15 CDT 2004


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9533A6025DADAneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> spewed in news:
> #M9eGCBdEHA.3512@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
> > I have a very cynical view of the
> > world so people always say I predict doom and gloom.
> >
> >
>
> after looking at teh products you deal with I can understand why
>
Needless to say it's pretty easy to get people to do what I want them to
working here. *Don't open email attachments or I'll get the emasculator,
bitch*



Re: message board by Neil

Neil
Tue Jul 27 15:42:43 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> spewed in
news:eSfjpdBdEHA.216@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> Needless to say it's pretty easy to get people to do what I want them
to
> working here. *Don't open email attachments or I'll get the
emasculator,
> bitch*

I think I have now found a reason to purchase your products....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Re: message board by JaR

JaR
Tue Jul 27 15:55:25 CDT 2004

Doom wrote:
>
> Needless to say it's pretty easy to get people to do what I want them to
> working here. *Don't open email attachments or I'll get the emasculator,
> bitch*
>
>
I really hate to point this out, but I think the 'emasculator' would
prove singularly ineffective on a 'bitch'.

A totally different type of lart would be needed for your female lusers.

JaR
Obvious Thug

Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 16:05:37 CDT 2004


"JaR" <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:esxmLwBdEHA.3308@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Doom wrote:
> >
> > Needless to say it's pretty easy to get people to do what I want them to
> > working here. *Don't open email attachments or I'll get the emasculator,
> > bitch*
> >
> >
> I really hate to point this out, but I think the 'emasculator' would
> prove singularly ineffective on a 'bitch'.
>
> A totally different type of lart would be needed for your female lusers.
>
> JaR
> Obvious Thug

I use the term bitch on anyone that I have an issue with. For me the term is
not gender related. But I see your point.



Re: message board by LnkWizard

LnkWizard
Tue Jul 27 16:21:53 CDT 2004

"Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:uuzJ41BdEHA.4048@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
> I use the term bitch on anyone that I have an issue with. For me the term
is
> not gender related. But I see your point.
>
>
Although if you do use the emasculator as intended then I guess bitch*
would be an appropriate term.

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Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Tue Jul 27 16:26:19 CDT 2004


"LnkWizard" <lnk.wizard.nodots2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:uuzJ41BdEHA.4048@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> >
> > I use the term bitch on anyone that I have an issue with. For me the
term
> is
> > not gender related. But I see your point.
> >
> >
> Although if you do use the emasculator as intended then I guess bitch*
> would be an appropriate term.
>
LOL



Re: message board by JaR

JaR
Tue Jul 27 17:41:33 CDT 2004

LnkWizard wrote:

> "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:uuzJ41BdEHA.4048@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
>>I use the term bitch on anyone that I have an issue with. For me the term
>
> is
>
>>not gender related. But I see your point.
>>
>>
>
> Although if you do use the emasculator as intended then I guess bitch*
> would be an appropriate term.
>

Post-use? Well yes, of course.

Re: message board by Rowdy

Rowdy
Tue Jul 27 17:59:29 CDT 2004

"Doom" <nospam@usuck.com> wrote in news:#7QW8QAdEHA.3944
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Message board?

i personally prefer to call this place the "shticky" board.


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Re: message board by Dale

Dale
Tue Jul 27 20:34:12 CDT 2004

I agree 100 %...but then I read my NDA and realized there's nothing else you
can do on the certification boards.

Dale Preston
MCAD, MCSE, MCDBA

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:51e801c47403$98f84d70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> This message board has absolutley nothing to do with
> obtaining one's MCSE. There is nothing but idle chatter
> going on here. Why don't you people do something
> productive with your time and actually answer people's
> questions. Honestly, I have never seen a greater waste of
> resources than this board.



Re: message board by The

The
Wed Jul 28 12:10:41 CDT 2004

>I agree 100 %...but then I read my NDA and realized there's nothing else you
>can do on the certification boards.

have fun?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: message board by Dale

Dale
Wed Jul 28 19:48:39 CDT 2004

Well, you're all a great group of guys and gals, but I can find fun off the
computer, too.... At least as best as I can remember, I can.

Dale

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:agnfg01e3cpv40min832u5t72vlvmj2t0i@4ax.com...
> >I agree 100 %...but then I read my NDA and realized there's nothing else
you
> >can do on the certification boards.
>
> have fun?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3



Re: message board by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Wed Jul 28 22:11:02 CDT 2004

On Jul 28, 2004 "Dale" blathered:

> Well, you're all a great group of guys and gals, but I can find fun off the
> computer, too.... At least as best as I can remember, I can.

Fun? Off the computer? The heck you say.

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I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

Re: message board by Ken

Ken
Thu Jul 29 08:09:01 CDT 2004

"Dale" <daleDeletepres@msndotcomNot.Net> wrote in message
news:OMLXNXQdEHA.4004@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Well, you're all a great group of guys and gals, but I can find fun off
the
> computer, too.... At least as best as I can remember, I can.

Blasphemy! Consultant, Kline, have him hanged!

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Re: message board by Consultant

Consultant
Thu Jul 29 09:01:15 CDT 2004

=================
= A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R =
=================


"Dale" <daleDeletepres@msndotcomNot.Net> wrote in message
news:OMLXNXQdEHA.4004@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Well, you're all a great group of guys and gals, but I can find fun off
the
> computer, too.... At least as best as I can remember, I can.
>
> Dale
>
> "The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
> news:agnfg01e3cpv40min832u5t72vlvmj2t0i@4ax.com...
> > >I agree 100 %...but then I read my NDA and realized there's nothing
else
> you
> > >can do on the certification boards.
> >
> > have fun?
> >
> > Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>
>



Re: message board by Doom

Doom
Thu Jul 29 09:06:12 CDT 2004

You sure like to use that phrase alot Consultant. No wonder you're my hero.
Consultant is real.
"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> =================
> = A.S.S.F.U.C.K.E.R =
> =================
>
>
> "Dale" <daleDeletepres@msndotcomNot.Net> wrote in message
> news:OMLXNXQdEHA.4004@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > Well, you're all a great group of guys and gals, but I can find fun off
> the
> > computer, too.... At least as best as I can remember, I can.
> >
> > Dale
> >
> > "The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
> > news:agnfg01e3cpv40min832u5t72vlvmj2t0i@4ax.com...
> > > >I agree 100 %...but then I read my NDA and realized there's nothing
> else
> > you
> > > >can do on the certification boards.
> > >
> > > have fun?
> > >
> > > Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
> >
> >
>
>



Re: message board by The

The
Thu Jul 29 14:58:03 CDT 2004

>Well, you're all a great group of guys and gals, but I can find fun off the
>computer, too.... At least as best as I can remember, I can.

getaway! Really!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3