i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
and who is best intructer for this .
thanking you sir

Re: mcse by Wayne

Wayne
Thu Dec 09 05:18:38 CST 2004

Which exam? Where are you? Do you want to do self study or instructor led?
Some details would be nice, not just an ill constructed, ill spelt blurt.

Wayne McGlinn
Brisbane, Oz

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:0d5201c4dddf$67ee6a20$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
> and who is best intructer for this .
> thanking you sir
>



RE: mcse by Steve

Steve
Thu Dec 09 08:03:04 CST 2004

call 1-425-882-8080 and ask for Bill Gates. He will tell you what to do.


"anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com" wrote:

> i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
> and who is best intructer for this .
> thanking you sir
>
>

Re: mcse by bhileman

bhileman
Thu Dec 09 08:50:28 CST 2004

Steve wrote:
> call 1-425-882-8080 and ask for Bill Gates. He will tell you what to
> do.

That's just scary because it wouldn't be hard to believe that 8080 is the
last four digits of his phone number.

--
Fris "Be sure to dial 1-800-CALLATT!" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

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Re: mcse by JaR

JaR
Thu Dec 09 10:39:01 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?Q?Frisbee=C2=AE?= climbed on a
soapbox & opined:

> Steve wrote:
>> call 1-425-882-8080 and ask for Bill Gates. He will tell you what to
>> do.
>
> That's just scary because it wouldn't be hard to believe that 8080 is the
> last four digits of his phone number.
>

Be afraid, be very afraid...

JaR
Scaredy Thug

Re: mcse by Ken

Ken
Thu Dec 09 10:55:32 CST 2004

In news:Xns95BA5801EEB29plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16,
JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> rambled:
>
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?Q?Frisbee=C2=AE?= climbed
> on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> Steve wrote:
>>> call 1-425-882-8080 and ask for Bill Gates. He will tell you what to
>>> do.
>>
>> That's just scary because it wouldn't be hard to believe that 8080
>> is the last four digits of his phone number.
>>
>
> Be afraid, be very afraid...
>
> JaR
> Scaredy Thug

Bill Gates owns every part of the InTarwEb.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com



Re: mcse by The

The
Thu Dec 09 12:17:19 CST 2004

>i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft

why not pass the mcse of ibm instead?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: mcse by bhileman

bhileman
Thu Dec 09 12:23:22 CST 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>> i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
>
> why not pass the mcse of ibm instead?

Would that be the (not-so) coveted IBMCSE?

I Br@indumped My Certification (in) Sex Education?

--
Fris "Let the acronyms begin..." bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics


Re: mcse by JaR

JaR
Thu Dec 09 12:30:17 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, The Poster Formerly Known as Kline
Sphere climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>>i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
>
> why not pass the mcse of ibm instead?
>
>

PLEZE TELL ME WHER I CAN D/L THESE ibm DAINBRUMPS?

rgds
SANDEEP

Re: mcse by Doom

Doom
Thu Dec 09 12:36:42 CST 2004


"Frisbee®" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:%2332Nswh3EHA.2248@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>>> i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
>>
>> why not pass the mcse of ibm instead?
>
> Would that be the (not-so) coveted IBMCSE?
>
> I Br@indumped My Certification (in) Sex Education?
>
> --
> Fris "Let the acronyms begin..." bee®, MCNGP #13
>
Oh boy!!!
I Bought My Coat Somewhere Else
I Brought More Cheese Since Easter
I Broke My Chair Sitting Earlier
I Broadcast Multiple Channels Singing Everclear



Re: mcse by Ken

Ken
Thu Dec 09 12:50:56 CST 2004

In news:n62dnQLf4MmnBiXcRVn-hw@prairiewave.com,
Doom <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> rambled:
>
> "Frisbee®" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> news:%2332Nswh3EHA.2248@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>> The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>>>> i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
>>>
>>> why not pass the mcse of ibm instead?
>>
>> Would that be the (not-so) coveted IBMCSE?
>>
>> I Br@indumped My Certification (in) Sex Education?
>>
>> --
>> Fris "Let the acronyms begin..." bee®, MCNGP #13
>>
> Oh boy!!!
> I Bought My Coat Somewhere Else
> I Brought More Cheese Since Easter
> I Broke My Chair Sitting Earlier
> I Broadcast Multiple Channels Singing Everclear

I Be Mackin' Chicks So So Easy
Ingrid Betrayed My Cousin, Samuel Efringham
In Boston, My Car Swerves Easily
Ipashy Braoisu Muiasohfd Ch Swah Eeeahsalze

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com



Re: mcse by T-Bone

T-Bone
Thu Dec 09 12:53:14 CST 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
> i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
> and who is best intructer for this .

I am the best instructor for this, but I'm not sure you could afford me.

T-Bone
MCNGP XL



Re: mcse by Neil

Neil
Thu Dec 09 14:00:10 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in news:#0ny1
$h3EHA.2876@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> In news:n62dnQLf4MmnBiXcRVn-hw@prairiewave.com,
> Doom <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> rambled:
>>
>> "Frisbee®" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
>> news:%2332Nswh3EHA.2248@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>>> The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>>>>> i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
>>>>
>>>> why not pass the mcse of ibm instead?
>>>
>>> Would that be the (not-so) coveted IBMCSE?
>>>
>>> I Br@indumped My Certification (in) Sex Education?
>>>
>>> --
>>> Fris "Let the acronyms begin..." bee®, MCNGP #13
>>>
>> Oh boy!!!
>> I Bought My Coat Somewhere Else
>> I Brought More Cheese Since Easter
>> I Broke My Chair Sitting Earlier
>> I Broadcast Multiple Channels Singing Everclear
>
> I Be Mackin' Chicks So So Easy
> Ingrid Betrayed My Cousin, Samuel Efringham
> In Boston, My Car Swerves Easily
> Ipashy Braoisu Muiasohfd Ch Swah Eeeahsalze
>

I Blame Microsoft 'Cuaseits So Easy

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Re: mcse by Neil

Neil
Thu Dec 09 14:00:54 CST 2004

did you hear The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> say in
news:ck5hr0htoiajh1e7s5vek3t91b5198999d@4ax.com:

>>i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
>
> why not pass the mcse of ibm instead?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

the braindumps for those are all in cantonese now:
http://entmag.com/news/article.asp?editorialsid=6491

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Re: mcse by Doom

Doom
Thu Dec 09 14:32:52 CST 2004


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95BA989E78755neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in news:#0ny1
> $h3EHA.2876@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
>> In news:n62dnQLf4MmnBiXcRVn-hw@prairiewave.com,
>> Doom <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> rambled:
>>>
>>> "Frisbee®" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
>>> news:%2332Nswh3EHA.2248@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>>>> The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>>>>>> i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft
>>>>>
>>>>> why not pass the mcse of ibm instead?
>>>>
>>>> Would that be the (not-so) coveted IBMCSE?
>>>>
>>>> I Br@indumped My Certification (in) Sex Education?
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Fris "Let the acronyms begin..." bee®, MCNGP #13
>>>>
>>> Oh boy!!!
>>> I Bought My Coat Somewhere Else
>>> I Brought More Cheese Since Easter
>>> I Broke My Chair Sitting Earlier
>>> I Broadcast Multiple Channels Singing Everclear
>>
>> I Be Mackin' Chicks So So Easy
>> Ingrid Betrayed My Cousin, Samuel Efringham
>> In Boston, My Car Swerves Easily
>> Ipashy Braoisu Muiasohfd Ch Swah Eeeahsalze
>>
>
> I Blame Microsoft 'Cuaseits So Easy
>

C'MON STRAIN A BIT



Re: mcse by JaR

JaR
Thu Dec 09 14:47:02 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>>>> --
>>>> Fris "Let the acronyms begin..." bee®, MCNGP #13
>>>>
>>> Oh boy!!!
>>> I Bought My Coat Somewhere Else
>>> I Brought More Cheese Since Easter
>>> I Broke My Chair Sitting Earlier
>>> I Broadcast Multiple Channels Singing Everclear
>>
>> I Be Mackin' Chicks So So Easy
>> Ingrid Betrayed My Cousin, Samuel Efringham
>> In Boston, My Car Swerves Easily
>> Ipashy Braoisu Muiasohfd Ch Swah Eeeahsalze
>>
>
> I Blame Microsoft 'Cuaseits So Easy
>

Indigent Bantus Manufacture Credible Story Endings
Irked Brother Maims Civilian Soldier Enemy
International Ba$tards Mimic Casual Stereotype Europeans

JaR
Etc Thug

Re: mcse by Neil

Neil
Thu Dec 09 21:25:31 CST 2004

did you hear "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> say in
news:5bydndFvra7pKyXcRVn-tw@prairiewave.com:

> C'MON STRAIN A BIT

I Beleive My Comments Say Everything....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)