Cerebrus
Sun Apr 27 11:11:23 CDT 2008
On Apr 13, 11:02=A0pm, "Bill Hileman" <discgolf...@gEEmail.com> wrote:
> "Network Guru" <n...@spamaaabbasdfg.com> wrote in message
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> news:OO$E6EYnIHA.536@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
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> > "Rich G" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote in message
> >news:B9qdnTp5ZbBp_2faRVnyjAA@eclipse.net.uk...
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http://www.ratemypoo.com
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> > In addition to kicking my canine, you are a big arsefu**cker. =A0you try=
to
> > confuse honest mcse candidate with this type of posting.
>
> Please join me in welcoming Network Guru into the hallowed, elite circle o=
f
> the MCNGP. =A0Network Guru has a long, storied history with the MCNGP, and=
has
> the unique distinction of becoming the first MCNGP that was also a LotM. =
=A0It
> took eight long years, but NG was finally swayed from the "dark" side (If =
we
> can do that with Darth, we can do it with anyone).
>
> NG, please to be providing me with the appropriate Hall of Flame photo,
> prepare and issue your acceptance speech, and your welcome kit is in the
> mail, including secret access code to all MCNGP Pr0n, secret handshake,
> babe-magnet lapel pin, and certificate suitable for wrapping fish.
>
> CBIC, please prepare the Goat.
>
> JaR, please use your Uncle-Vigo-Like writing skills and publish a news
> release on the site!
>
> Bill "Cert Committe Chair" Hileman, MCNGP #13
Damn it all and then Damn it some more !! NOW I know what happened to
my prized MCNGP goat ! I went to the barn as usual and didn't find her
there... I've been in a brawl with my neighbour knowing he'd had his
eye on the goat for some time now. I've been looking all over the
place, even posted a few "Missing virgin Goat, Please refrain from
fondling or ogling. Easy excitable ! Please contact owner at..."
posters everywhere. I'd been fearing the worst, especially because
It'd be my neck on the line if I didn't find her in time for the next
member.
I should have checked the group first thing... Should've known CBIC
would want a few hours alone with her before NG's initiation.
Well, sad as I am, I hope you enjoy the goat as much as I did, Network
Guru. My most fervent Congratulations to you on this coveted
membership !
--
Cerebrus.
MCNGP #LIV
(LIVewire ! Please hug !)