interesting!!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/usatoday/20040406/tc_usatoday/workersaskedtotrainforeignreplacements&e=3

kpg
Tue Apr 06 11:58:47 CDT 2004

tinyurl

Anyway, that's funny, in a sad kind of way.

What if we train our replacments wrong?

Now, Hajib, whenever accounting calls with this
problem, just delete all these files here, see?

kpg

Rowdy
Tue Apr 06 12:03:57 CDT 2004

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:#B5pzh$GEHA.3032
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> tinyurl
>
> Anyway, that's funny, in a sad kind of way.
>
> What if we train our replacments wrong?
>
> Now, Hajib, whenever accounting calls with this
> problem, just delete all these files here, see?
>
> kpg
>
>

i have seen a few of these stories. even happened to me once.
i got laid off. they called me back to help train the guy that replaced me.
guess what rowdy told them?


Rowdy Yates
--
"the man who tried and failed miserably"

CoolHandSid
Tue Apr 06 12:18:58 CDT 2004

http://tinyurl.com/3hlrd

Sid.
"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
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> tinyurl
>
> Anyway, that's funny, in a sad kind of way.
>
> What if we train our replacments wrong?
>
> Now, Hajib, whenever accounting calls with this
> problem, just delete all these files here, see?
>
> kpg
>
>

Vigo
Tue Apr 06 12:23:48 CDT 2004

"CoolHandSid" <sid@coolhandluke.com> wrote in
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> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/usatoday/20040406/tc_usa
> today/workersaskedtotrainforeignreplacements&e=3
>
>

Yet another example of where ol' Vlad the Impaler was ahead of the game.
He even one-upped others in the game by having the domestic staff train the
Dot-Communists before giving any inkling he was canning them. When asked,
point blank, he would always deny the commies were ringers.

Also, firings were always the "you have 30 minutes to vacate the premesis"
kind.

Neil
Tue Apr 06 13:17:10 CDT 2004

"CoolHandSid" <sid@coolhandluke.com> wrote in
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> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/usatoday/20040406/tc_usa
> today/workersaskedtotrainforeignreplacements&e=3

Train my replacement? I'd just point and laugh. Then walk out the door...

I realise I have to feed my family but that's to high a price. I'd rather
turn to a life of crime...wait this is Canada so I wouldn't have to. The EI
benefits would keep my family fed til I could get the big job at McD's

--
Neil
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Tue Apr 06 13:17:56 CDT 2004

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:#B5pzh$GEHA.3032
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
> Now, Hajib, whenever accounting calls with this
> problem, just delete all these files here, see?
>

I like it. I've changed my mind, I will train my replacement...

--
Neil
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

billyw
Tue Apr 06 13:30:04 CDT 2004

a few years ago, when i worked in the electronics industry (yes there used
to be one of those outside china) we recieved equipment from a US factory
that had been shut down..
it was hilarious and a bit scary as they had cut wire, switched stuff about
etc... there were machines blowing up all over the place.. and who could
blame them.. no i

so having the oppertunity to train your replacement i'd say is a good
thing.. get a few extra bucks and leave a human time bomb

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
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> tinyurl
>
> Anyway, that's funny, in a sad kind of way.
>
> What if we train our replacments wrong?
>
> Now, Hajib, whenever accounting calls with this
> problem, just delete all these files here, see?
>
> kpg
>
>

TechGeekPro
Tue Apr 06 17:12:47 CDT 2004

Now that fuggin' SUCKS!!!

--
I may not be fully certified, but I am fully certifiable.

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/workersaskedtotrainforeignreplacements&e=3
>
>

TechGeekPro
Tue Apr 06 17:15:10 CDT 2004

"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Where did you get this line Neil?

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"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
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> "CoolHandSid" <sid@coolhandluke.com> wrote in
> news:eXFXfe$GEHA.3776@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
> > http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/usatoday/20040406/tc_usa
> > today/workersaskedtotrainforeignreplacements&e=3
>
> Train my replacement? I'd just point and laugh. Then walk out the door...
>
> I realise I have to feed my family but that's to high a price. I'd rather
> turn to a life of crime...wait this is Canada so I wouldn't have to. The
EI
> benefits would keep my family fed til I could get the big job at McD's
>
> --
> Neil
> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Neil
Tue Apr 06 18:28:09 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
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> "you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
>
> Where did you get this line Neil?
>
> --
> I may not be fully certified, but I am fully certifiable.
>

why, don't you like it?

--
Neil
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"