hi
sir plz helping me in mcp certification i want to take a
certification in mcp how can i achieve this goal.thx

Re: help by Ronit

Ronit
Tue Feb 08 05:59:56 CST 2005

Click on start menu, click on your internet browser and then click on
the address bar. type www.google.com and use your own brain. Where do
you live anyway?

Re: help by The

The
Tue Feb 08 06:16:11 CST 2005

Please post your credit card information and we will send you everything you
need.

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"M SHAHBAZ BHATTI" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:2aab01c50dd3$a0f7ebb0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
> hi
> sir plz helping me in mcp certification i want to take a
> certification in mcp how can i achieve this goal.thx



RE: help by jaxzone

jaxzone
Tue Feb 08 06:55:03 CST 2005

Dear Sir
I just love your question!
My advice--> Do NOT Do It
Stay whenever u r
BTW Do u have a sister age 17-21?
If yes send me her naked pics and I will send u my MCP cert
Bye now
Jax

"M SHAHBAZ BHATTI" wrote:

> hi
> sir plz helping me in mcp certification i want to take a
> certification in mcp how can i achieve this goal.thx
>

Re: help by CrushesBeforeItCuts

CrushesBeforeItCuts
Tue Feb 08 07:49:58 CST 2005

Ronit Bhattacharya wrote:
> Click on start menu, click on your internet browser and then click on
> the address bar. type www.google.com and use your own brain. Where do
> you live anyway?

Ronit-If we ever open an MCNPG office in India would you be interested in
working there? I like your style.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
"What do you mean I don't support the system?
I go to court when I have to"



Re: help by Ronit

Ronit
Tue Feb 08 08:44:59 CST 2005

yea sure why not? it's always a pleasure insulting @55h01e5 like that.

Re: help by Neil

Neil
Tue Feb 08 11:45:19 CST 2005

did you hear Ronit Bhattacharya <slyronit@yahoo.co.in> say in news:u3
#ZHzeDFHA.228@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> yea sure why not? it's always a pleasure insulting @55h01e5 like that.

then start googling Kerpal (and no it's not a personal slight)

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- Always keep clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

Re: help by Jay

Jay
Tue Feb 08 12:19:47 CST 2005

Ronit Bastardacharya is a a low self esteemed freak !

"Ronit Bhattacharya" <slyronit@yahoo.co.in> wrote in message
news:u3#ZHzeDFHA.228@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> yea sure why not? it's always a pleasure insulting @55h01e5 like that.



Re: help by Neil

Neil
Tue Feb 08 12:28:33 CST 2005

did you hear "Jay Z" <help4u@gmail.com> say in news:ubNAIrgDFHA.392
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Ronit Bastardacharya is a a low self esteemed freak !

p!$$ off! I like Ronit! And I hate your music...

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

Re: help by JaR

JaR
Tue Feb 08 12:45:27 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jay Z climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> Ronit Bastardacharya is a a low self esteemed freak !

Not very good at this, are you?

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and win flaming lessons!

Re: help by Ronit

Ronit
Wed Feb 09 00:49:19 CST 2005

And you are a mothefuck1ng ba5tard who has an IQ in the negative region.
But perhaps if you take your brains out of your anus and put it back in
ur head, u will be able to make better posts.

Jay Z wrote:
> Ronit Bastardacharya is a a low self esteemed freak !
>
> "Ronit Bhattacharya" <slyronit@yahoo.co.in> wrote in message
> news:u3#ZHzeDFHA.228@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
>>yea sure why not? it's always a pleasure insulting @55h01e5 like that.
>
>
>

Re: help by Jay

Jay
Tue Feb 08 13:42:45 CST 2005

not really JaR ...i relaize by your posts you have a PHD in not being nice
to people here...

i cant do it as well as a real bas tard like you....

ROnit...go f yourself and only post if you want to give real
suggestions...stop acting like a f kin know it all rude sob.


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95F76D6F92E6Bplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jay Z climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
> > Ronit Bastardacharya is a a low self esteemed freak !
>
> Not very good at this, are you?
>
> --
> JaR
> Thug 10110
> Click on MCNGP.com and win flaming lessons!



Re: help by CrushesBeforeItCuts

CrushesBeforeItCuts
Tue Feb 08 14:01:00 CST 2005

> ROnit...go f yourself and only post if you want to give real
> suggestions...stop acting like a f kin know it all rude sob.
>
Why you hatin on Ronit? Hate the game not the playa. Peace out.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
"What do you mean I don't support the system?
I go to court when I have to"



Re: help by JaR

JaR
Tue Feb 08 14:01:31 CST 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jay Z climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> not really JaR ...i relaize by your posts you have a PHD in not being
> nice to people here...

Not being nice to people? That's it? I'm just "not nice"?

>
> i cant do it as well as a real bas tard like you....

Ok, that's a tad better. It's great to be recognised for one's work.

>
> ROnit...go f yourself and only post if you want to give real
> suggestions...stop acting like a f kin know it all rude sob.

See...there you go again. That just sounds immature and whiney. Come on,
if you're going to try flaming somone, you really have to do better than
that or nobody will take you seriously. Thanks for playing, but maybe you
should go practice in an AOL chat or something. You can come back when
you've gotten a little better at it.

--
JaR
Thug 10110
Click on MCNGP.com and lash out in frustration!

Re: help by billLASTINIT

billLASTINIT
Tue Feb 08 14:04:30 CST 2005

Jay Z wrote:
> not really JaR ...i relaize by your posts you have a PHD in not being
> nice to people here...
>
> i cant do it as well as a real bas tard like you....
>
> ROnit...go f yourself and only post if you want to give real
> suggestions...stop acting like a f kin know it all rude sob.

NOT RILLY JAR .I!111!1111!1!!1!!1! WTF RALAZEA BY UR POSTS U HAEV A PHD IN
NOT BNG NIEC
2 PEOPL3 HER3.

I!1!!111111!111!11! CANT DO IT AS W3L AS A R3AL BAS TARD LIEK
U1!11!!!!!!!!!11!11111!!!1!!1 OMG F UR AND ONLY POST IF U WANT 2 GIEV REAL
SUG3STIONS.S2P!1!!1111111!!!11 LOL ACTNG LIEK A F KIN KNOW IT AL RUDA
SOB!11!11! WTF


Re: help by Neil

Neil
Tue Feb 08 14:09:06 CST 2005

did you hear JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> say in
news:Xns95F77A54CFFD1plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> go practice in an AOL chat or something

OK, that was mean....or funny, I can rarely tell the difference...

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!

Re: help by Neil

Neil
Tue Feb 08 14:10:20 CST 2005

did you hear "Jay Z" <help4u@gmail.com> say in
news:#R6DfZhDFHA.3492@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> not really JaR ...i relaize by your posts you have a PHD in not being
> nice to people here...
>
> i cant do it as well as a real bas tard like you....
>
> ROnit...go f yourself and only post if you want to give real
> suggestions...stop acting like a f kin know it all rude sob.

I....Just....can't....stop....laughing....OMG THIS IS FUNNY!!!

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- Just because I don't care doesn't meant I don't understand.

Re: help by Neil

Neil
Tue Feb 08 14:11:30 CST 2005

did you hear Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> say in
news:#ytTolhDFHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> NOT RILLY JAR .I!111!1111!1!!1!!1! WTF RALAZEA BY UR POSTS U HAEV A
> PHD IN NOT BNG NIEC
> 2 PEOPL3 HER3.
>
> I!1!!111111!111!11! CANT DO IT AS W3L AS A R3AL BAS TARD LIEK
> U1!11!!!!!!!!!11!11111!!!1!!1 OMG F UR AND ONLY POST IF U WANT 2 GIEV
> REAL SUG3STIONS.S2P!1!!1111111!!!11 LOL ACTNG LIEK A F KIN KNOW IT AL
> RUDA SOB!11!11! WTF

what Fris said....

--
Neil MCNGP #30

- All life's answers are on TV. - Bart Simpson

Re: help by LnkWizard

LnkWizard
Tue Feb 08 15:51:33 CST 2005


"Ronit Bhattacharya" <slyronit@yahoo.co.in> wrote in message
news:OvELW8gDFHA.3596@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> And you are a mothefuck1ng ba5tard who has an IQ in the negative region.
> But perhaps if you take your brains out of your anus and put it back in
> ur head, u will be able to make better posts.
>
> Jay Z wrote:
> > Ronit Bastardacharya is a a low self esteemed freak !

Very nice and concise response

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