I have returned!

OK, it's been 2 weeks, what'd I miss?

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

kpg
Mon Jan 23 11:29:01 CST 2006

MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> said something like

> OK, it's been 2 weeks, what'd I miss?

Mostly, Neil.

JaR
Mon Jan 23 11:35:02 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of MitchS:

> OK, it's been 2 weeks, what'd I miss?

Ohhhhhh Boy! Just mark everything by Neil as 'read'.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
The plural of anecdote is not data. ~Frank Kotsonis

PC
Mon Jan 23 11:38:15 CST 2006

You missed the emergence of Microcephalic InterNeil Explorer...
http://interneil.co.nr/

Also, looks like the AMCNGP has the surmounted the crowning achievement of
having an unofficial website, thus demonstrating their immense technical
prowess and unmitigated dictionary skills:

http://www.planetoftheheads.com/customers/amcngp/

Other people posted things here, but none of their stuff matters.

Well, except for Neil. You should re-read all of his posts. Print them, and
make a shrine.

Yes. It's true. Nobody elses posts were really important or entertaining.
Just Neil's.

Well, Neil's, and whoever decides to take offense to the statement that only
Neil's posts were entertaining. Those people who complain about this sort of
thing, we'll pretend to listen to them, while we eagerly wait for more...
from Neil. *sigh*... He's dreamy.

"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ObyvSJEIGHA.1088@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> OK, it's been 2 weeks, what'd I miss?
>
> --
> Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
> MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
> Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com
>
>

Jtyc
Mon Jan 23 11:50:22 CST 2006

> Mostly, Neil.

I wouldn't say he "missed" him.

Jtyc
Mon Jan 23 11:52:51 CST 2006

> Yes. It's true. Nobody elses posts were really important or entertaining.
> Just Neil's.


Just how much is he paying you anyway?

kpg
Mon Jan 23 11:56:25 CST 2006

Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\187073.htm (1/23/2006
> 11:56:45 AM) #
>> Yes. It's true. Nobody elses posts were really important or
>> entertaining. Just Neil's.
>
>
> Just how much is he paying you anyway?


Royality free use of the word "Neil".

MitchS
Mon Jan 23 12:27:23 CST 2006

"PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in message
news:%23qOV8OEIGHA.3700@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> You missed the emergence of Microcephalic InterNeil Explorer...
> http://interneil.co.nr/

That just sounds dirty.

> Also, looks like the AMCNGP has the surmounted the crowning achievement

Not much effort required there.

> Other people posted things here, but none of their stuff matters.
> Well, except for Neil. You should re-read all of his posts. Print them,
> and make a shrine.

Can't afford the paper.

> Yes. It's true. Nobody elses posts were really important or entertaining.
> Just Neil's.

Sounds like someone forgot to wear the aluminum foil protective helmet.

> Well, Neil's, and whoever decides to take offense to the statement that
> only Neil's posts were entertaining. Those people who complain about this
> sort of thing, we'll pretend to listen to them, while we eagerly wait for
> more... from Neil. *sigh*... He's dreamy.

Yep, yer brain... ...she's toasted... like the fresh new subs at Subway.
--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:35:40 CST 2006

did you hear kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> say in
news:Xns975474ED69B9Cipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1:

> MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> said something like
>
>> OK, it's been 2 weeks, what'd I miss?
>
> Mostly, Neil.
>

*bows*

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL386.EXE...

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:36:01 CST 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:OlDDmVEIGHA.1728
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> Mostly, Neil.
>
> I wouldn't say he "missed" him.

then he should aim next time...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL386.EXE...

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:36:35 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9754617DF2DF4Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

>> OK, it's been 2 weeks, what'd I miss?
>
> Ohhhhhh Boy! Just mark everything by Neil as 'read'.

feh, like your poastes are sooooooo much better.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL386.EXE...

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:36:53 CST 2006

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:#qOV8OEIGHA.3700@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> You missed the emergence of Microcephalic InterNeil Explorer...
> http://interneil.co.nr/

NOW THAT is worth checking into

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:38:13 CST 2006

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:#qOV8OEIGHA.3700@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> Well, Neil's, and whoever decides to take offense to the statement
> that only Neil's posts were entertaining. Those people who complain
> about this sort of thing, we'll pretend to listen to them, while we
> eagerly wait for more... from Neil. *sigh*... He's dreamy.
>

uh, yeah, uh, could you take a couple steps back there McSpongy.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- "Let's visit tombs," said Tom cryptically.

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:38:40 CST 2006

did you hear "PC LOAD LETTER" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> say in
news:#qOV8OEIGHA.3700@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> Well, except for Neil. You should re-read all of his posts. Print
> them, and make a shrine.
>

Pleasing to be sending all love offerings to me

rgs

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- In C++, only your friends can access your private parts.

Neil
Mon Jan 23 14:40:47 CST 2006

did you hear "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> say in
news:uk$oRpEIGHA.524@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> Other people posted things here, but none of their stuff matters.
>> Well, except for Neil. You should re-read all of his posts. Print
>> them, and make a shrine.
>
> Can't afford the paper.

actually I believe that but it's all CBIC's fault this month....and
JaR's....see they got drunk and put out this stupid dare and well, all
h3ll broke lose after that...

>
>> Yes. It's true. Nobody elses posts were really important or
>> entertaining. Just Neil's.
>
> Sounds like someone forgot to wear the aluminum foil protective
> helmet.

please, like aluminium would protect someone from teh InterNeil...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- I have a dream: DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free...

JaR
Mon Jan 23 14:47:27 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>>
>> Ohhhhhh Boy! Just mark everything by Neil as 'read'.
>
> feh, like your poastes are sooooooo much better.

Are too!

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems,
takes longer. ~Edward R. Murrow

CBIC
Mon Jan 23 15:07:15 CST 2006


> actually I believe that but it's all CBIC's fault this month....and
> JaR's....see they got drunk and put out this stupid dare and well, all
> h3ll broke lose after that...
>
Yes and we're all rueing. To make up for my grievance I will bring the booze
to the next MCNGP BBQ. I will however get drunk and then challenge everyone
to arm wrestling matches or some other nonsense.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.
PotD 1-20-06

Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:11:35 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9754821E0913ETalleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>>
>>> Ohhhhhh Boy! Just mark everything by Neil as 'read'.
>>
>> feh, like your poastes are sooooooo much better.
>
> Are too!
>

ARE NOT!!!

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want
to.

Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:13:45 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:OQjU#DGIGHA.2320@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> I will however get drunk and then challenge everyone
> to arm wrestling matches or some other nonsense.

so long as you don't challenge me to out post myself again.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth.

CBIC
Mon Jan 23 15:27:32 CST 2006

In news:Xns9754A517E33Bneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> embarrassed himself by saying:
> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
> news:OQjU#DGIGHA.2320@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> I will however get drunk and then challenge everyone
>> to arm wrestling matches or some other nonsense.
>
> so long as you don't challenge me to out post myself again.

Never. I'll pass out before I ever get that drunk again.
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.
PotD 1-20-06

Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:45:40 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in news:#FZiTPGIGHA.676
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> In news:Xns9754A517E33Bneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
> Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> embarrassed himself by saying:
>> did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
>> news:OQjU#DGIGHA.2320@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>
>>> I will however get drunk and then challenge everyone
>>> to arm wrestling matches or some other nonsense.
>>
>> so long as you don't challenge me to out post myself again.
>
> Never. I'll pass out before I ever get that drunk again.

I thought you had to be almost that drunk last time.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

JaR
Mon Jan 23 16:12:42 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>>> feh, like your poastes are sooooooo much better.
>>
>> Are too!
>>
>
> ARE NOT!!!

ARE TOO!!!!

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. ~Mark Twain

Neil
Tue Jan 24 07:59:56 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9754909035E56Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Neil:
>
>>>> feh, like your poastes are sooooooo much better.
>>>
>>> Are too!
>>>
>>
>> ARE NOT!!!
>
> ARE TOO!!!!
>

R2-D2!!!!!11!!!1!one1!11!!1!!!exclamationpoint!!11!!!!

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh!)