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    - Re: safe mode > windows 98 system ROTFLMAO Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179136
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 Dan Mathews <dm9545@gmail.com> rambled: > > You people just plain mean. > > Unlike you, I'm an MCSE 2000 and have a job working in help desk > support, and I sure as hell don't know how to upgrade my MCSE to > 2003/4/5, so I can't be that easy to find this out. It's fine that you don't know, but not knowing WHERE TO LOOK for such information is inexcusable. You are just a close approximation of an MCSE. You may have a shiny lapel pin, but you're not qualified to be an MCSE. That requires initiative, problem-solving skills, and common sense, among other things. -- KB MCNGP #26 Git yer pansy-ass over to www.mcngp.com, 'fore I smack you wit dis 'ere tire iron! Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179135
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 >Unlike you, I'm an MCSE 2000 and have a job working in help desk support, >and I sure as hell don't know how to upgrade my MCSE to 2003/4/5, so I can't >be that easy to find this out. WTE Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179134
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    - Re: I've found the picture LRM <someone@somewhere.com> rambled: > > "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> rejoyced in message > news:%23SzoxRg6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... >> for the next female MCNGP member. >> >> LRM, this could be YOU! >> >> http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm >> >> Disclaimer: Read the URL... NSFW (Duh). >> >> Okay, well, she's NOT naked, but she might as well be. >> >> > I don't think that could be me. However, I am flattered that you > think it could. > > LRM > Speachless That's exactly the point of MCNGP member photos. You think I'm really a bucktoothed, smiley, Asian goof? Don't answer that! -- KB MCNGP #26 Please to be www.mcngp.com visits! Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179133
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    - Re: safe mode by deleting the file win.ini "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:65DC927B-A364-482B-AFF9-9FD7A8DF5A23@microsoft.com... > How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179132
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 "Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message news:n05kn11du0e6prvu5dhl8nq7cln0sc9nas@4ax.com... > >Unlike you, I'm an MCSE 2000 and have a job working in help desk support, >>and I sure as hell don't know how to upgrade my MCSE to 2003/4/5, so I >>can't >>be that easy to find this out. > > WTE What The 'ell? Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179131
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    - Re: safe mode "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:ujm5ejg6FHA.3804@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl... > by deleting the file win.ini Why are you giving him only half the answer? So he'll post back again? He also needs to delete system.ini Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179130
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    - Re: I've found the picture "LRM" <someone@somewhere.com> wrote in message news:uVO3gdg6FHA.2364@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl... > > "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> rejoyced in message > news:%23SzoxRg6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... >> for the next female MCNGP member. >> >> LRM, this could be YOU! >> >> http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm >> >> Disclaimer: Read the URL... NSFW (Duh). >> >> Okay, well, she's NOT naked, but she might as well be. >> >> > I don't think that could be me. However, I am flattered that you think it > could. If you've looked at the member photos on the web site, you might come to the conclusion that none of those pictures are real pictures of any of us, although I suspect that most of the female members might wish they were. For that matter, some of us male members might, too. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179129
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    - Re: I've found the picture "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> rejoyced in message news:%23SzoxRg6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... > for the next female MCNGP member. > > LRM, this could be YOU! > > http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm > > Disclaimer: Read the URL... NSFW (Duh). > > Okay, well, she's NOT naked, but she might as well be. > > I don't think that could be me. However, I am flattered that you think it could. LRM Speachless Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179128
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    - Re: Allitcertkiller.com study guides are better than the testking.co.uk study guides allitcertkiller study guides Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179127
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 "Dan Mathews" <dm9545@gmail.com> wrote > You people just plain mean. We are mean, hence the M in the certification. -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179126
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> rambled: > > "Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message > news:n05kn11du0e6prvu5dhl8nq7cln0sc9nas@4ax.com... >>> Unlike you, I'm an MCSE 2000 and have a job working in help desk >>> support, and I sure as hell don't know how to upgrade my MCSE to >>> 2003/4/5, so I can't >>> be that easy to find this out. >> >> WTE > > What The 'ell? What The "Eff" Wash The Elf. Wait...the elipses. Wow! Tom's Evil! Windows Tormentor Edition -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com is best for all new updates than www.groups.yahoo.com/group/mcngp. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179125
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    - Re: Attitude On Nov 15, 2005 at 9:44am "Consultant" blathered: > thou who smelt it, dealt it You must be wrong 'cause I know you ain't right. Funny, but not right. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179124
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    - Re: Monday Wish On Nov 15, 2005 at 9:00am "kpg" blathered: > TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> said something like > >> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\177534.htm (11/15/2005 >> 7:57:34 AM) # On Nov 14, 2005 at 4:51pm "T-Bone" blathered: >> >>> http://www.huhcorp.com/ >> >> Oh sh!t, I think I woke the neighbors. F'ing brilliant and great site >> design to boot. I hope they'll do my resume. >> > > Would that be a groundbreaking, new-age, e-mover resume, with > losts of e-words in it telling everyone how well you do stuff? I solve problems. That's just what I do. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Long periods of drought are always followed by rain. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179123
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:38am "Dan Mathews" blathered: > You people just plain mean. Hence the "M". -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com In order to ask a question, you must already know 95% of the answer. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179122
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    - Re: Realexamquestions.com study guides are best of all for IT certifcations allitcertkiller study guides Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179121
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 >> WTE > >What The 'ell? Worst Troll Ever Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179120
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    - Re: I've found the picture > That's exactly the point of MCNGP member photos. You think I'm really > a bucktoothed, smiley, Asian goof? Yes. > Don't answer that! Oh. Sorry. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179119
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    - Re: anyone attends Computertraining.com school? <eatsatjoes@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1132077123.321774.79880@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > Hey, > > I like to know whether anyone here has attended the > computertraining.com school? and the feedback you got from it? was it > worth the money or what? computertraining.mcngp.com is best and cheaper than computertraining.com with 1000% passing guaruntee Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179118
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:54am "Briscobar" blathered: > It's fine that you don't know, but not knowing WHERE TO LOOK for such > information is inexcusable. You are just a close approximation of an > MCSE. You may have a shiny lapel pin, but you're not qualified to be an > MCSE. That requires initiative, problem-solving skills, and common > sense, among other things. *golf clap* -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179117
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    - Re: safe mode > How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? Is that a trick question? Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179116
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    - Re: anyone attends Computertraining.com school? On Nov 15, 2005 at 12:52pm "" blathered: > Hey, > > I like to know whether anyone here has attended the > computertraining.com school? and the feedback you got from it? was it > worth the money or what? > > How would you rate the school? > > thanks! They all suck. SELF-STUDY IS BEST. Anything else is a waste of money. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com You've been living a lie? I've been living... like twenty. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179115
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    - Re: I've found the picture "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> edified in message news:uwVQYjg6FHA.3976@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl... > > That's exactly the point of MCNGP member photos. You think I'm really a > bucktoothed, smiley, Asian goof? > > Don't answer that! > > Well, I did figure that, so in that case, it would only make sense that peoples' wishes should be fullfilled. So, when you add another person to the group, a poll should be taken as to what sort of picture the new member should add. Don't you think? LRM EnKoo who? Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179114
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 On Nov 15, 2005 at 7:59am "LRM" blathered: > Oh please! I didn't know you could cluster stupid in this way. I thought > it hung together more like a dust bunny. "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179113
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    - Re: Allitcertkiller.com study guides are better than the testking.co.uk study guides >allitcertkiller study guides pervert Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179112
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    - Re: OT: I've found the picture On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:48am "Frisbee®" blathered: > for the next female MCNGP member. > > LRM, this could be YOU! > > http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm In that case, she *could* have my vote. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179111
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: > How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? By installing Xp. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com The message above is just this sig.txt's way of propagating itself. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179110
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    - Re: safe mode I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and now am unable to reboot the computer, any advice?? To clarify, I just want to use the operating system in the normal mode, not the safe mode. thanks "Frisbee®" wrote: > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:ujm5ejg6FHA.3804@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl... > > by deleting the file win.ini > > Why are you giving him only half the answer? So he'll post back again? > > He also needs to delete system.ini > > > Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179109
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    - Re: Regrding post: "Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000" On Nov 15, 2005 at 3:31am "Oren Zippori" blathered: > P.S this is a really great community. Obviously you're new here. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Signatures are usually made to compensate for the boring contents. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179108
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    - Re: Realexamquestions.com study guides are best of all for IT certifcations >allitcertkiller study guides pervert Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179107
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    - Re: safe mode "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F88647407Etgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: > >> How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? > > By installing Xp. Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner! Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179106
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    - Re: I've found the picture > Well, I did figure that, so in that case, it would only make sense > that peoples' wishes should be fullfilled. So, when you add another > person to the group, a poll should be taken as to what sort of picture > the new member should add. Don't you think? We're usually not quite that democratic. Freewill and all. kp "I yam what I yam" g Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179105
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    - Re: Morning On Nov 15, 2005 at 9:19am "lowdes" blathered: > Good Morning TotM -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com It's like a bad movie but you want to finish it. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179104
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    - Re: I've found the picture "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F8A8B736F9tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:22pm "LRM" blathered: > >> Well, I did figure that, so in that case, it would only make sense that >> peoples' wishes should be fullfilled. So, when you add another person to >> the group, a poll should be taken as to what sort of picture the new >> member should add. Don't you think? > > Don't we have enough polls in which nobody votes? Thank you. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179103
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    - Re: I've found the picture On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:39pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > Thank you. No, thank you for the chicken. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Have you got anything without any SPAM in it? Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179102
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 12:25pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:ujm5ejg6FHA.3804@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl... >> by deleting the file win.ini > > Why are you giving him only half the answer? So he'll post back again? > > He also needs to delete system.ini LMAO!!! Ghod this stuff just slays me. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179101
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    - Re: Tuesday Tickler On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:11am "James" blathered: > http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/398-harrypottersbroomstick.htm I should get one for my ex. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179100
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    - Re: safe mode "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:B93C7561-9127-4DE7-A339-E06D55271B54@microsoft.com... > I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and now am unable to reboot the computer, > any advice?? > To clarify, I just want to use the operating system in the normal mode, not > the safe mode. > thanks > Dam%!!! Now I need a new keyboard and flatpanel. Plus, everyone is looking at me wondering why I am laughing so hard. Please tell me you;re being a troll. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5 http://www.mcngp.com "He who does not test himself is worthless indeed" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179099
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:07pm "T-Bone" blathered: > "Dan Mathews" <dm9545@gmail.com> wrote >> You people just plain mean. > > We are mean, hence the M in the certification. Dang, beat me by eight minutes. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179098
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:05pm "Jtyc" blathered: >> How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? > > Is that a trick question? No, but it's a trick answer. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com In order to ask a question, you must already know 95% of the answer. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179097
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    - Re: Tuesday Tickler "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F897C86020tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:11am "James" blathered: > >> http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/398-harrypottersbroomstick.htm > > I should get one for my ex. Which ex? Or should I ask "Witch ex?" Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179096
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F870E99D02tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:54am "Briscobar" blathered: > >> It's fine that you don't know, but not knowing WHERE TO LOOK for such >> information is inexcusable. You are just a close approximation of an >> MCSE. You may have a shiny lapel pin, but you're not qualified to be an >> MCSE. That requires initiative, problem-solving skills, and common >> sense, among other things. > > *golf clap* Somebody needs to put this in the web site quotes. Not me, I'm too lazy. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179095
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:32pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > Winner! Winner! > > Chicken Dinner! With slaw and 'tater salad!? -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179094
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    - Re: I've found the picture On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:22pm "LRM" blathered: > Well, I did figure that, so in that case, it would only make sense that > peoples' wishes should be fullfilled. So, when you add another person to > the group, a poll should be taken as to what sort of picture the new > member should add. Don't you think? Don't we have enough polls in which nobody votes? -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179093
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    - Re: safe mode I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and am now unable to boot the computer at all, it says to run setup to install the file system.ini. How do i do this? "Frisbee®" wrote: > "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns970F88647407Etgp@127.0.0.1... > > On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: > > > >> How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? > > > > By installing Xp. > > Winner! Winner! > > Chicken Dinner! > > > Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179092
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    - Re: Tuesday Tickler On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:38pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > Which ex? > > Or should I ask "Witch ex?" Yes. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179091
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    - Re: I've found the picture "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:%23SzoxRg6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... > for the next female MCNGP member. > > LRM, this could be YOU! > > http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm > > Disclaimer: Read the URL... NSFW (Duh). > > Okay, well, she's NOT naked, but she might as well be. > > She still doesnt beat my picture, snifflle* Big boobs <> Sexy Kat Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179090
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F8AC58ECB5tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:07pm "T-Bone" blathered: > >> "Dan Mathews" <dm9545@gmail.com> wrote >>> You people just plain mean. >> >> We are mean, hence the M in the certification. > > Dang, beat me by eight minutes. I learned this a long time ago. Frisbeeism #412: Always read ALL the replies in the thread before replying yourself. Frisbeeism #413: In case you messed up Frisbeeism #412, the correct reply is "DYHTBQITHCR" Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179089
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:33pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > Somebody needs to put this in the web site quotes. > > Not me, I'm too lazy. Done. Took like thirty seconds. Geesh, do I have to do *everything*? Wait... don't answer that. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com The longest word which repeats no letters, is the word uncopywritable. Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179088
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    - Re: safe mode heh "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:B93C7561-9127-4DE7-A339-E06D55271B54@microsoft.com... >I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and now am unable to reboot the >computer, > any advice?? > To clarify, I just want to use the operating system in the normal mode, > not > the safe mode. > thanks > > "Frisbee®" wrote: > >> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> news:ujm5ejg6FHA.3804@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl... >> > by deleting the file win.ini >> >> Why are you giving him only half the answer? So he'll post back again? >> >> He also needs to delete system.ini >> >> >> Tag: OT: I've found the picture Tag: 179087

for the next female MCNGP member.

LRM, this could be YOU!

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm

Disclaimer: Read the URL... NSFW (Duh).

Okay, well, she's NOT naked, but she might as well be.

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