not dead

Just wanted to say...


I'm not dead!


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Jtyc
Tue Sep 20 16:07:04 CDT 2005

> I'm not dead!

Your foolin' yourself.

kpg
Tue Sep 20 16:13:30 CDT 2005

Jtyc <yo@respondtothegroup.com> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\172806.htm (9/20/2005
> 4:11:54 PM) #
>> I'm not dead!
>
> Your foolin' yourself.

Hey, look, being not dead is about all I got going
for me now. I'm trying to be positive here.

kp "bring out your dead" g

Briscobar
Tue Sep 20 16:28:10 CDT 2005

kpg <ipost@thereforeiam> rambled:
>
> Just wanted to say...
>
>
> I'm not dead!

What do you want, a cookie?

Nah, just kiddin, bro. Good to hear from you. Things getting better down
there? You know, *were* they getting better until Rita reared her ugly head?


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C
Tue Sep 20 16:30:52 CDT 2005

neither am i


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns96D7A2D02A0B2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Just wanted to say...
>
>
> I'm not dead!
>
>
> --
> kp "they killed kenny" g
> MCNGP 0x22
> www.MCNGP.com

CBIC
Tue Sep 20 16:33:54 CDT 2005

until Rita reared
> her ugly head?

I once got head from a girl named Rita. Nice girl but kinda dumb. Sometimes
when it's late at night and real quiet, I miss her.....
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TW
Tue Sep 20 19:00:44 CDT 2005

A year ago I went to renew my drivers license. They took my money, checked
eyesight, went to upload data to DMV and that's when I found that I was
DECEASED. I told the lady there that I didn't feel deceased.
Took a month to straighten that out-true story though
TW

"C" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23aiAVqivFHA.3932@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> neither am i
>
>
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> news:Xns96D7A2D02A0B2ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> Just wanted to say...
>>
>>
>> I'm not dead!
>>
>>
>> --
>> kp "they killed kenny" g
>> MCNGP 0x22
>> www.MCNGP.com
>
>

Simpson
Tue Sep 20 19:16:33 CDT 2005

Don't despair! You can get over 50 heads from
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/ !!!


"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:eLweBsivFHA.3080@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> until Rita reared
>> her ugly head?
>
> I once got head from a girl named Rita. Nice girl but kinda dumb.
> Sometimes when it's late at night and real quiet, I miss her.....
> --
> aka
> Doom MCNGP #38
> Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.
>
>
>

kpg
Wed Sep 21 09:08:39 CDT 2005

TW <twilckenATmsnDOTcom> said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\172817.htm (9/21/2005
> 9:07:57 AM) # A year ago I went to renew my drivers license. They took
> my money, checked eyesight, went to upload data to DMV and that's when
> I found that I was DECEASED. I told the lady there that I didn't feel
> deceased. Took a month to straighten that out-true story though
> TW


You should have collected your life insurance first.


kpg

kpg
Wed Sep 21 09:17:41 CDT 2005

Briscobar <youcant@sendmespam.com> said something like

> What do you want, a cookie?


Yes. That would be nice.


I ate my first MRE the other day, brought 4 of 'em home for the
family. Beats the pants off the old C-Rats we got when I was in.

I really like that Meal Heater thingy. I think we used to get
a can of sterno. I bet thoses little Tabasco bottles are used
like money.


> Nah, just kiddin, bro. Good to hear from you. Things getting better
> down there? You know, *were* they getting better until Rita reared her
> ugly head?


No, we're cool. Katrina was the right foot of God, Rita is the left.
You see, God just wants to spend some time on the Gulf Coast. He
shoukd really watch what He's stepping in though.


I'm starting to get horror stories from our customers. This one agency
on Canal street (now a real Canal) put his computers up on the desks to
prepare. It worked great becuase he only got 4 feet of water. Problem
is the water sat so long that the desks collapsed. Moral of the story:
Metal Desks!

kp "where's my cookie?" g MCNGP 0x22

Jtyc
Wed Sep 21 10:03:42 CDT 2005

> I really like that Meal Heater thingy.

If you put in a plastic bottle with a little bit of water, shake it up and
set it down, it will explode.

err... so I hear anyway...


> I bet thoses little Tabasco bottles are used
> like money.

eh.. I used to just give them away... or save them up and use them on my
omelete with ham *gag*

CBIC
Wed Sep 21 10:10:22 CDT 2005

Jtyc wrote:
>> I really like that Meal Heater thingy.
>
> If you put in a plastic bottle with a little bit of water, shake it
> up and set it down, it will explode.
>
> err... so I hear anyway...
>
>
Yup, it works. I've "heard" the same thing. Also if you break those little
chem lights apart you can write on stuff and it glows in the dark. We did
that to our Lt when we were on night patrol once. We wrote "shoot me" on his
back. You could see it from 50 yards behind him. Ah memories.
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Patrick
Sat Sep 24 23:23:59 CDT 2005

CBIC wrote:
> Jtyc wrote:
>
>>>I really like that Meal Heater thingy.
>>
>>If you put in a plastic bottle with a little bit of water, shake it
>>up and set it down, it will explode.
>>
>>err... so I hear anyway...
>>
>>
>
> Yup, it works. I've "heard" the same thing. Also if you break those little
> chem lights apart you can write on stuff and it glows in the dark. We did
> that to our Lt when we were on night patrol once. We wrote "shoot me" on his
> back. You could see it from 50 yards behind him. Ah memories.

Stress "Once" right? or did they miss?

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JaR
Mon Sep 26 11:15:58 CDT 2005

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, kpg spewed across the ether:

> I really like that Meal Heater thingy. I think we used to get
> a can of sterno.

Nah, we used to rip a chunk of C-4 off a brick and light it. You gotta stir
like mad or it'll burn the stuff in the bottom of the can.

> I bet thoses little Tabasco bottles are used
> like money.

Without Tabasco, I'd have starved to death.

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