Re: MOC code and Exam code by Neil
Neil
Sat Dec 30 06:33:12 CST 2006
did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#DuFTY7KHHA.780
@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
> S'okay now, I'm onto something else....happy, happy, joy, joy.....
*clears throat and hums 'me-me-me-me-me'*
*steps up to mike*
"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"
*bows to thuderous applause from LRM*
"what's that? an encore? ok!"
"OOOOhhh, Lord loves a hangin', that's why he give us necks
It tightens up our vocal chords, and loosens up our pecs.
So if you are a horse thief and guilty to the bone,
Go ahead and blame a friend and you won't hang alone!
It may be hard to swaller, but you'll be three feet taller,
And find new ways to entertain your friends.
You say you are a villian, but can't abide by killin',
Go ahead and steal yourself a horse.
Two three eleven or five seven [take it, boys].
I'm a pickin' and I'm a swingin'!
I'm ignorant, and I'm ugly!
That you are, boys.
OOOOhhh, The Lord loves a hangin', and so do we by heck!
So go and get a lasso and decorate your neck!
Oh we is awful ignorant and uglier than sin,
so go ahead and cut us down... And hang us all again!
Hangin', that is. Swing a spell.
(Ya'll bring the kids next time, ya hear?)"
*catches lacey underthings from LRM and winks in her direction*
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The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X
PotD 10/23/2006, 11/10/2006
- An unbreakable toy is only useful for breaking other toys.