cert.exam.mcse

Ser Iwant do this mcse certfied course please give me
details your course requirment and examination fees (give
the detail of per semester exam fee) Thank you.

Darth
Wed May 12 02:55:22 CDT 2004

Yes please. Make that a large.
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Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010



"Pankaj" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> Ser Iwant do this mcse certfied course please give me
> details your course requirment and examination fees (give
> the detail of per semester exam fee) Thank you.

Neil
Wed May 12 06:37:01 CDT 2004

"Darth 2000" <hasan_at_uh_dot_com_dot_au> wrote in news:#ApVVa$NEHA.3312
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Yes please. Make that a large.
> -----------------------
> Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010
>
>

would you like fries with that?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Ken
Wed May 12 08:08:28 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94E74D7A1621Eneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "Darth 2000" <hasan_at_uh_dot_com_dot_au> wrote in news:#ApVVa$NEHA.3312
> @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
> > Yes please. Make that a large.
> > -----------------------
> > Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010
> >
> >
>
> would you like fries with that?

No, thank you. I'm on the atkins diet, so if you could, substitute a small
salad for the fries. And no ice in my drink! Also, because of the diet, I
can't have bread. So just a slab of meat, some cheese, and ketchup would be
great. You know, actually, since I'm not having bread, I could have 2
burgers! Yeah, I'll take 2. But no bread!

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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

MS-Guru
Wed May 12 08:41:15 CDT 2004

Hi Pankaj,

THis is a newsgroup and there are some really big dickheads who usually are
on here 24*7 and dont give good advice.

You need to research material by yourself from the internet and as far as
the exams are concerned you can schedule them online with prometric. You can
also go to local training centers who might help you with the training.

visit www.microsoft.com and hit the training link.

- Mg

"Pankaj" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
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> Ser Iwant do this mcse certfied course please give me
> details your course requirment and examination fees (give
> the detail of per semester exam fee) Thank you.

Brian
Wed May 12 08:46:15 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote
> No, thank you. I'm on the atkins diet, so if you could, substitute a small
> salad for the fries. And no ice in my drink! Also, because of the diet, I
> can't have bread. So just a slab of meat, some cheese, and ketchup would
be
> great. You know, actually, since I'm not having bread, I could have 2
> burgers! Yeah, I'll take 2. But no bread!

Dang, I used to have a Bloom County cartoon like that. Opus walks into
Burger King and demands a burger hold the bun. When they say they can't do
that, he rants about how it says you can "have it your way". So they give in
and let him have a hamburger, hold the bun. When they ask if there is
anything else, he orders "milkshake, hold the cup".

Ken
Wed May 12 08:48:47 CDT 2004

"MS-Guru" <msguru79@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> - Mg
>

Shouldn't that be "MSG"? Just curious.


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KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Darth
Wed May 12 10:20:34 CDT 2004

Come to think of it, "Super-Size" that order and hold the MSG.
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"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
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> "MS-Guru" <msguru79@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Og$gNbCOEHA.3264@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> >
> > - Mg
> >
>
> Shouldn't that be "MSG"? Just curious.
>
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>

JaR
Wed May 12 11:24:27 CDT 2004

On Wed, 12 May 2004 09:41:15 -0400, MS-Guru extemporised:

> Hi Pankaj,
>
> THis is a newsgroup and there are some really big dickheads who usually are
> on here 24*7 and dont give good advice.

This is a newsgwoup? No kidding? That's gweat! There a weally big fwiends
here 24*7? Gwoovy!

What's so funny?

Biggus Dickus
MCNGP XXII

JaR
Wed May 12 11:34:25 CDT 2004

On Wed, 12 May 2004 09:08:28 -0400, Ken Briscoe extemporised:

> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns94E74D7A1621Eneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> "Darth 2000" <hasan_at_uh_dot_com_dot_au> wrote in news:#ApVVa$NEHA.3312
>> @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>>
>> > Yes please. Make that a large.
>> > -----------------------
>> > Darth 2000 - MCNGP # 00011010
>> >
>> >
>>
>> would you like fries with that?
>
> No, thank you. I'm on the atkins diet, so if you could, substitute a small
> salad for the fries. And no ice in my drink! Also, because of the diet, I
> can't have bread. So just a slab of meat, some cheese, and ketchup would be
> great. You know, actually, since I'm not having bread, I could have 2
> burgers! Yeah, I'll take 2. But no bread!


Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.


Waitress: A No. 2, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?


Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the
toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't
broken any rules.

JaR
Thug #5EP

Neil
Wed May 12 11:45:23 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in news:Ou0dTfCOEHA.204
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

>
> Shouldn't that be "MSG"? Just curious.

I knew MSG was bad for you....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"