arsehole of the week

after much deliberation i feel proud to present ray with the arsehole of the
week award.
but please don't cheer yet.. no.. I've not finished..
he has also swept the boards, along with arsehole of the week he is also
Idiot of the month..

Ray well done.. your a complete tit..
we're proud of you

Keyboard
Fri Jul 18 08:25:55 CDT 2003


>-----Original Message-----
>
>
>after much deliberation i feel proud to present ray with
the arsehole of the
>week award.
>but please don't cheer yet.. no.. I've not finished..
>he has also swept the boards, along with arsehole of the
week he is also
>Idiot of the month..
>
>Ray well done.. your a complete tit..
>we're proud of you
>



Hmm... Is this award replacing the MCNGP Lamer of the week
award? I hope not... because Tron2003 is running a strong
campaign....
>
>
>.
>

Gary
Fri Jul 18 08:47:44 CDT 2003

Yes he certainly is and he has a <cough fag name cough>.

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"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:06c301c34d30$1e5a01d0$a001280a@phx.gbl...
>
> >-----Original Message-----
> >
> >
> >after much deliberation i feel proud to present ray with
> the arsehole of the
> >week award.
> >but please don't cheer yet.. no.. I've not finished..
> >he has also swept the boards, along with arsehole of the
> week he is also
> >Idiot of the month..
> >
> >Ray well done.. your a complete tit..
> >we're proud of you
> >
>
>
>
> Hmm... Is this award replacing the MCNGP Lamer of the week
> award? I hope not... because Tron2003 is running a strong
> campaign....
> >
> >
> >.
> >

Consultant
Fri Jul 18 09:55:28 CDT 2003

what happened to our animatron?


"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:eu2WivTTDHA.3144@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "Frisbee® MCNGP" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
> news:OE2oVCTTDHA.600@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> >
> > You have to be human to get the MCNGP LotW award.
> >
> >
> > --
> > Fris "Or at least sober MOST of the time" bee® MCNGP #13
> >
>
> That disqualifies half the MCNGPs....
>
> ....not that one of us could win it anyways.
>
> --
> Politician Spock
> MCSA, CCEA, MCNGP #15
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help
>
> This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
rights.
> You assume all risk for your use. Not responsible for your inability to
> understand logic, ambiguous references, sarcasm, the imaginary gnomes
> living in my garden, or William Shatner's acting.
> © 2003 Star Trek Federation. All rights reserved.
>

bhileman
Fri Jul 18 10:04:16 CDT 2003

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OaIuhyTTDHA.304@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> what happened to our animatron?

I've been busy testing her new programming.

Let's just say that if I ever stop testing her long enough to put the new
system into production we're all going to get filthy rich.

Do
Laura.Sex
Loop

I forgot to put an Exit Do in there somewhere and it's getting quite
exhausting.

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Politician
Fri Jul 18 10:46:57 CDT 2003

"Frisbee® MCNGP" <bhileman@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:%23tqxc3TTDHA.1576@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>
> Do
> Laura.Sex
> Loop
>

Be careful to delete your pointers less you incur a memory leak. Such could
be ugly after that loop.

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This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights.
You assume all risk for your use. Not responsible for your inability to
understand logic, ambiguous references, sarcasm, the imaginary gnomes
living in my garden, or William Shatner's acting.
© 2003 Star Trek Federation. All rights reserved.

bhileman
Fri Jul 18 11:33:17 CDT 2003

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uNwNugUTDHA.3700@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> be sure to put this in:
>
> if: urge to talk
> then: shut mouth

That could be dangerous... see error trapping in code snippet below for
safety.

<Laura v2.1.12 Code>

On Error Goto STFU

Do
Laura.Sex
Loop Until Recipient.Unconscious

End

STFU:

If Laura.Speaks Then
If Not IsDirty(Laura.Talk) Then
If Not Laura.Mouth.BeingOtherwiseUsed Then
Laura.Mouth.Close
Else
Recipient.Enjoy.HJ
End If
End If
Else
Call LauraAnAnimatron
End If

Resume Next

</Laura v2.1.12 Code>


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