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    - [OT] Doggone wheatbacks C&C Found in another froup. Enjoy. JaR Tuesday, November 16, 2004 The Columbus Dispatch The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk." Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions" an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR. In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. ''How many art-history majors does one country need?" In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said "We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out." Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153943
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    - Advice about 70-220 I try to pass this exam unsuccessfull, i read the sybex book, i was confident, but something happend. Any advice for take this exam next. Focus more in things or what exam test do you recomend me. Sincerely, Rafael Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153928
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    - score for 70-216 Does anyone know if Microsoft scores 70-216 exam? Or is there no scoring? Thank you, Jack B. Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153927
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    - Discount coupon/voucher for MCP Certifications!!!! Does anyone have Discount coupon/voucher 70-215/210 exam? I have seen a message with 15% off coupon a while ago.. Your help is appreciated.. Thanks Sam Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153920
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    - OT:so that's my problem! http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1558,1738078,00.asp? kc=ETRSS02129TX1K0000532 aka http://tinyurl.com/6f7ms -- Neil MCNGP #30 "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153911
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    - OT: Score one for the MPD!!! http://www.kmsp.com/news/story.asp?1639246 Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153891
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    - how do I confirm a mcse certification is still valid Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153868
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    - mcse i need your help to pass the mcse exam of microsoft and who is best intructer for this . thanking you sir Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153866
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    - OT Wednesday Funny A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent. I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?" "Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon." Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153849
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    - OT: Monday scientific awesomeness http://weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61484 Ew. So I sit on my porch listening to fat people exercise? Oh dear. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153847
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    - KVM IP Hi everyone ! I know this is off topic, but anyone have suggestion for a KVM IP ? Any comment about Avocent A1000R and Raritan KX116 ? Thank you ! Hugo Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153844
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    - OT happy chanukka or however you spell it http://home.nc.rr.com/keehyun/stuff/jew-heyya.html Consultant Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153840
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    - MCSE 20-218 question. How to specify network adapter to use when doing replication between sites? Hi, I know about the IP, DNS, SRV records, Dialup networking thing, RRAS, mutual authentication. But where do you physically in windows server say, "ok when replicating, dont go through the network card go through this dialup connection that I have setup". Could not find anything in AD sites and services. The reason I'm using the infrared port (although I'll probably go through the COM1 port on my laptop) is because its an old laptop with only pcmcia slots, and they are already occupied. Why this strange setup? well im studying for mcse and, also It would be nice to have a clean line just for replication where i have a dedicated line between the laptops, totally isolated from the rest of the network. Kinda like building my own secure replication thingy. Thanks for any help :) Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153830
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    - Which one to start first for MCSE? Hi all, I am thinking to study MCSE. Which exam i should start with? 290,291,293 or 294? Thanks, Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153817
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    - Exam 70-270: Windows XP Professional Hi Would anyone be able to tell me if the Exam 70-270 Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Windows XP Professional is going to be on XP Professional Service Pack 1 or Service Pack 2? Doing the exams January 2005 thanks! Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153816
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    - How to pass MCSE 2003 I need to know how the best method to pass all mcse 2003 exams, and who are the best test provider. Thank you. Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153805
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    - any budding mcse singhs out there yar ??? chill !!! wheres the wind taken you?? singh Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153796
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    - xmas party i'm going to this big do on the eve. but its my first party after my wife had a son 5.5 months ago; what do you reckon I should buy the newly young indian wedded couple who just found out (maybe) I am a tekky & mcse potential.... they're from a business family & it is fairly extended and all the girls are aishwariyas sonic the hh Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153795
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    - whats the difference between xp pro sp1 and sp2 ??? if any ??/ how does it come out as different in the end exam??? sonic...boom.boom Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153794
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    - to jim mcse does she know about computers??? if not can you balance an irrate witch with an irrate network ??? if so.....boot up!! Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153793
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    - to stryder i got the same problem except with one xp pro workstation and one ms win server domain controller.... do you use an adsl modem firewall wireless hardwired router by belkin by any chance ??? guess it may be that or sp2 ??? try fiddling the ports if u have a router is it your own private network or a company one?? the leopard king Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153792
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    - OT: Should I date a 41 yr old attorney? This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this relationship? Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153790
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    - Certification figures out of date The certification figures on the MSFT web site are now 2 months out of date: http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/certified.asp. Can any one from Microsoft comment please? -- Regards Neil Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153789
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    - OT: Microsoft using Hacked software? You may have seen this before ... but it's bloody interesting still! :) http://www.pcwelt.de/know-how/sicherheit/104830/index1.html Wayne McGlinn Brisbane, Oz Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153776
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    - Self Study for the MCSE route So I have been looking through all of the options for an MCSE and just couldn't see the benefit of spending 14 days learning a subject that obviously takes more than 14 days to master. In other words I decided that I wanted to learn to be an MCSE not just to pass an MCSE exam, because, to be honest I am working in IT and have been for a long time. Started out as a hobby that became my career (as all the best ones do). Anyway now I am head of support and IT for a small software company and the CTO says to me one day that it would be nice if we had an MCSE on the payroll and when was I going to do it and so on... So I am going to self study as it suits my character best (3 years as a teacher for evening classes means I hate sitting down in a classroom). Anyway my question is this: Am I making a stupid mistake or has anyone else here done a similar thing to me - i.e. pick up the syllabus and some books and the relevant software and learned it or would I be missing large sections of my brain if I went that way? Your opinions would really help me out. In the meantime I am off to play robodump in my office Barry Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153766
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    - domain problems with sr2 loaded on XP workstations If anyone can offer any info to this problem it would be appreciated. I have just recently joined about 15 XP Pro workstations with Service Pack2 on one of my domains. Shortly after joining these systems to the domain I started experiencing some problems that I can't resolve which I believe are related to SR2. After logging back on to these systems with either the domain or local admin account I cannont access several of the Admin tools, can't access properties of the network connection(s), can't run a search on the system, can't access these systems in My Network Places from other workstations and/or vice/versa, and maybe some other "things" that I haven't discovered yet. I haven't had any of these problems with other XP Pro workstations on the domain that don't have SR2 installed on them. Also, I did disable the firewall and I also tried stopping and disabling the firewall service. Thanks, Scott Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153756
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    - MCSE Certification Course Available UK ONLY - I have an MCSE course available if anyone is interested that was arranged through Computeach. First exam was completed, then my career moved in a different direction so I am looking to offload it (transfers are available). If you are interested, please send me an email. Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153744
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    - study method of xp pro thru no fault of my own I studied the manual training kit first ...now I am studying the online course from thomson netg...downloaded am i being compromised in this manner of study ... should i have covered netg online gui first before the manual??? how can i benefit from GUI learning or make it more efficient for me ?? should i have studied the other way round?? I ve started this xp pro study in april 2004 with countless obstacles ..until i bought broadband & a router and setup my own home netwrk(XP PRO & MS win SERVER 2003) why am i taking so long??? is it just learning the depth of the basics of windows?? #leopard any words of wisdom or encouragement ?? Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153739
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    - study material for exam 70-282 Hi, I would like to sit for Microsoft exam 70-282. Microsoft press does not yet have a study guide book for this exam. Please advice on what book to get. Thank you in advance. Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153736
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    - computer management same prob. here too.......... on clicking browse of action tab on COMPUTER MANAGEMENT menu....the errror...comes up The program cannot open the required dialog box because no locations can be found. Close this message, and try again. leopard Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153734
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    - actions taken .Enable FILE & PRINTER SHARING FOR MS Networks .ENABLE OTHER SERVICES OPTION ...CLIENT FOR MICROSOFT NETWORKS. in local area connection properties after pinging & ipconfig growl leopard Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153733
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    - error message on xp pro rem., desktop connctn via router to server The client could not connect to the remote computer. Remote connections might not be enabled or the computer might be too busy to accept new connections. It is also possible that network problems are preventing your connection. Please try connecting again later.If the problem continues to occur, contact your administrator. OK help end.thanks .leopard Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153732
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    - 70-290 is it quicker & or easier to study than 70-270.....ie coz we've covered the basics of windows etc etc in 70-270 good luck leopard Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153731
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    - can i use vpn on a xp pro client(only client) broadband enabled machine that is making it into a vpn server with a single domain controller-- ms win server 2003 .xp pro machine in question is connctd to a ms win servr 2003 thru a belkin adsl modem with built in wireless ROUTER. Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153729
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    - i have a router connecting xp pro machine to a ms server 2003 domain controller the xp pro machine is broadband enabled only. BUT I cannot use REMOTE DESKTOP CONNECTION OR COMPUTER MANAGEMENT to connect to the Domain Controller machine from the XP PRO client machine. I get error messages???? Any clues ?????? leopard Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153727
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    - Enquires Please kindly tell me what the relevance of MCSE is to electrical electronic engineering Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153716
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    - urgent i will like to know where i can sit for my mcse in nigeria or can i have it online if yes how do i register for it wale from nigeria Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153707
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    - Am I on the right track? I have completed MCSE 70-290, and I am planning to finish these specific tests in the following order: 70-291 70-270 70-284 70-293 70-294 Can anybody tell me if by completing all these tests I will be able to obtain the MCSE certificate? I just want to make sure so I won't take the wrong tests. I also want to verify how Microsoft keep track of my academy goal. I know I have a Microsoft transcript, but I am not sure how Microsoft determine when to issue my certificates. As you see from the above tests list, if I take the tests in such order, I am going to qualify for a MCSA first, then after I pass the last two tests I will get MCSE. Is it right that after I pass 70-284, my Microsoft will automaticall send me a congulation email telling I have obtained MCSA certificate? More specifically, do I need to declare to Microsoft right now that I am planning on MCSA or MCSE? (just like I did in school to declare my major). Thank you for your help and comments! Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153706
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    - 70-290 I am scheduled to take the 70-290 on Friday and you can bet I will be here b*^chin' about it on Monday... Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153704
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    - VUE test vouchers for Microsoft Exams. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0789732025/ref=wl_it_dp/103-0215249-9557433?_encoding=UTF8&coliid=IYAR9IGATNBAR&v=glance&colid=CSO2UIBT5848 Save some $$$.. Good for those in the US and Canada... Normally, Microsoft tests are $125.00 a pop. If you buy these vouchers from Amazon, you get a Microsoft test for $106.25 a piece. You have to redeem the voucher before April 30, 2005. Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153703
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    - OT: 47 percent of all statistics are made up http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6650997/site/newsweek/?GT1=5936 In other news, 64 percent of all people surveyed are morons, with an astounding 82 percent of morons having chosen the red pill over the blue pill. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153699
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    - [OT]Increasing the Noise-to-Signal ratio http://wizbangblog.com/archives/004469.php Now *this* is a dumba$$ JaR Amazed Thug Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153690
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    - OT: Monday Funny Does this make my a$$ look big? http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=673824&page=1&pp=25 http://tinyurl.com/47hfb -- Fris "Photoshop is our friend" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153688
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    - young MCSE's Hey boys (and maybe girls too) Anyone know who is the youngest MCSE (male and female) in the "United States"? MS doesn't keep track of ages aparently. Seems like all google wants to spit out is 12 and 13 yr olds from India getting their MCSE and CCNA, which doesn't help me. If anyone has any legit info they could pass along on this..that would be cool. thx Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153669
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    - MCSE or Specialised MCSE Hi. I am just about to sit my last few MCSE 2000 exams and am undecided whether to complete the modules for a straight MCSE or whether to go for MCSE: Security. They both have very similar overlaps, although I am particularly interested in the Security side and have no problems with the content of either. Can anyone suggest any advantages of one over the other ? I also want to sit the upgrade exams to complete upgrade to an MCSE 2003. Are any issues upgrading MCSE: Security 2000 to MCSE: Security 2003 compared with the upgrading the straight MCSE ? -- Thanks for any help, Stuart. Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153668
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    - mcsa certification if you are mcse certified and wants to be mcsa certified do you need to do all of the exams over. i saw that mcsa has similar exams to mcse. do you need to do over these exams Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153656
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    - MCSE today! (Well, since Friday, if you want to pick) Hi All, I may not have been an 'active' participant in this forum, but I have always browsed through it. A lot of you guys/girls have unknowingly given me plenty of advice over the 18 months I've been studying for my MCSE. I passed my final exam on Friday, and I'd just like to say thanks to everyone here. Thumbs up to you all, and I'll be around whilst I upgrade to W2K3. Steve Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153648
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    - 70-220 Best exam practice Any advice about good exam practices for 70-220. Rafael Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153645
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    - OT: Our favorite MCSE wishes you a Merry Christmas! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bkremix.php -- Fris "Would you like an apple pie with that?" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com Certaholics http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153642
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    - DNS Authentication Issue Gang, I have been working on trying to connect an XP workstation to a win 2003 server and seem to be having some DNS issues. The error message below is from the XP workstation when I try to configure the client XP workstation to the domain phoenix.com. All computers have the latest and greatest patches and I can ping via name and ip address to the server from the client and from the server to the client via ip address. Also when I do an ns lookup on the server it comes back with server01.phoenix.com, also on the workstation has the same nslookup response Server 172.16.0.2 /24 Workstation 172.16.0.5 /24 Server name Server Domain=Phoenix.com Not sure if what other infor you will need. *************************************************************** Note: This information is intended for a network administrator. If you are not your network's administrator, notify the administrator that you received this information, which has been recorded in the file D:\WINDOWS\debug\dcdiag.txt. DNS was successfully queried for the service location (SRV) resource record used to locate a domain controller for domain Phoenix.com: The query was for the SRV record for _ldap._tcp.dc._msdcs.Phoenix.com The following domain controllers were identified by the query: server01.phoenix.com Common causes of this error include: - Host (A) records that map the name of the domain controller to its IP addresses are missing or contain incorrect addresses. - Domain controllers registered in DNS are not connected to the network or are not running. For information about correcting this problem, click Help. *********************************************** Tag: {OT} Yet anudda Tag: 153639

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