OT: Yet another excuse for you to call me crazy...

Every once in a while, I type strange, potentially humorous, potentially
weird things on a keyboard... and the words emerge on a device and are
rendered on a square, transmitted to the world.

I do this to reinforce my ego, which is oh so fragile, it requires constant
reinforcement... I need to feel like part of a group to overcome my feelings
of inadequacy.

I never read what people say about it, I just assume, rightly so, that
everyone agrees with me, that I am right, and cooler than they are.

I do this once weekly, but not with any particular regularity.

Of course, there are those who do so... DAILY....

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> again, i throw up in my mouth

Yes, please do.

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> again, i throw up in my mouth

I hope you like the taste of spaghetti sauce, gravy, gristle, and lint.

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> again, i throw up in my mouth

Hmm... Tomorrow, try bologna, orange juice, toothpaste, and then lick a 9
volt battery.

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
> again, i throw up in my mouth

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

RUN AWAY FROM THE MCNGP, OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SWALLOW YOUR OWN BILE
REPEATEDLY!

Consultant
Thu Apr 12 09:16:04 CDT 2007

what are you trying to say

"The Message [00000-0000-0000-0000]" <a@a.com> wrote in message
news:e3HAajMfHHA.1456@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> Every once in a while, I type strange, potentially humorous, potentially
> weird things on a keyboard... and the words emerge on a device and are
> rendered on a square, transmitted to the world.
>
> I do this to reinforce my ego, which is oh so fragile, it requires
> constant
> reinforcement... I need to feel like part of a group to overcome my
> feelings
> of inadequacy.
>
> I never read what people say about it, I just assume, rightly so, that
> everyone agrees with me, that I am right, and cooler than they are.
>
> I do this once weekly, but not with any particular regularity.
>
> Of course, there are those who do so... DAILY....
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
>> again, i throw up in my mouth
>
> Yes, please do.
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
>> again, i throw up in my mouth
>
> I hope you like the taste of spaghetti sauce, gravy, gristle, and lint.
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
>> again, i throw up in my mouth
>
> Hmm... Tomorrow, try bologna, orange juice, toothpaste, and then lick a 9
> volt battery.
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote
>> again, i throw up in my mouth
>
> DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
>
> RUN AWAY FROM THE MCNGP, OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SWALLOW YOUR OWN BILE
> REPEATEDLY!
>
>
>
>

Frisbee®
Thu Apr 12 09:21:59 CDT 2007

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eXLfE0QfHHA.928@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> what are you trying to say

I think he has a thing for you.

Consultant
Thu Apr 12 09:26:39 CDT 2007

is it shiny?

"Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OJ$uv3QfHHA.2332@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:eXLfE0QfHHA.928@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> what are you trying to say
>
> I think he has a thing for you.
>
>

kpg
Thu Apr 12 09:57:45 CDT 2007

"The Message [00000-0000-0000-0000]" <a@a.com> wrote in
news:e3HAajMfHHA.1456@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

Dear Bob,

I am a big fan. Really. (Now here comes the big hairy...)
But if I may say, I think you've missed your calling. You
enjoy typing so much, and your humor is so, um, sophisticated,
I think you could make a lot of money and help out that ego of
yours by becoming the next Douglas Adams.

What? I hear cries of sacrilege and heretic for suggesting this,
but I think you could pull it off.

Why not channel that anger (or passion if you prefer) into
something that benefits you, and perhaps even all of mankind?

If you don't like detective stories you could always write about
a young sorcerer at magic school, no, never mind, that's been
done. I'm sure you'll think of something, you always do.

After he got paid $50 for submitting a winning short story to
some science fiction rag, Isaac Asimov decided then and there
that he would never do an honest days work again. Or was that
Robert Heinlein? No matter, I like them both.

"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary
genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to
tell which was which." - Douglas Adams

Frisbee®
Thu Apr 12 10:05:48 CDT 2007

"kpg" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
news:Xns991065738B18Dipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16...
> "The Message [00000-0000-0000-0000]" <a@a.com> wrote in
> news:e3HAajMfHHA.1456@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
> Dear Bob,
>
> I am a big fan. Really. (Now here comes the big hairy...)
> But if I may say, I think you've missed your calling. You
> enjoy typing so much, and your humor is so, um, sophisticated,
> I think you could make a lot of money and help out that ego of
> yours by becoming the next Douglas Adams.
>
> What? I hear cries of sacrilege and heretic for suggesting this,
> but I think you could pull it off.
>
> Why not channel that anger (or passion if you prefer) into
> something that benefits you, and perhaps even all of mankind?
>
> If you don't like detective stories you could always write about
> a young sorcerer at magic school, no, never mind, that's been
> done. I'm sure you'll think of something, you always do.
>
> After he got paid $50 for submitting a winning short story to
> some science fiction rag, Isaac Asimov decided then and there
> that he would never do an honest days work again. Or was that
> Robert Heinlein? No matter, I like them both.
>
> "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary
> genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to
> tell which was which." - Douglas Adams

I've basically told him the same thing multiple times over the last decade
or so.

Jtyc
Thu Apr 12 11:46:08 CDT 2007

> RUN AWAY FROM THE MCNGP, OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SWALLOW YOUR OWN BILE
> REPEATEDLY!

What if I like the taste of bile?

Neil
Thu Apr 12 11:48:37 CDT 2007

did you hear "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> say in news:OA3G
$5QfHHA.4064@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> is it shiny?
>

more like glistening with a lubricant.

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Neil
Thu Apr 12 11:49:13 CDT 2007

did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in news:OJ
$uv3QfHHA.2332@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:eXLfE0QfHHA.928@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
>> what are you trying to say
>
> I think he has a thing for you.
>
>

which leads to odd websites with a picture of your head attached to a
cartoon body...

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Neil
Thu Apr 12 11:52:17 CDT 2007

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:
#chP5HSfHHA.4872@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

>> RUN AWAY FROM THE MCNGP, OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SWALLOW YOUR OWN
BILE
>> REPEATEDLY!
>
> What if I like the taste of bile?
>
>
>

so then, Michelob Ultra is a drink of yours BY CHOICE?

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Neil
Thu Apr 12 11:51:15 CDT 2007

did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
news:Xns991065738B18Dipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

> "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary
> genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to
> tell which was which." - Douglas Adams

it does so fit the bill sometimes, dunnit...

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- How do girls get minks? Same way minks get minks.

catwalker63
Thu Apr 12 13:03:13 CDT 2007

Neil piffled away vaguely:

> did you hear "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> say in news:OA3G
> $5QfHHA.4064@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>> is it shiny?
>>
>
> more like glistening with a lubricant.
>
OK, that's an image I could have gone my whole day (or life) without.
--

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MCNGP #43
www.mcngp.com
"I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up."

Neil
Thu Apr 12 13:38:11 CDT 2007

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:74adnQfZ86L86YPbnZ2dnUVZ_j2dnZ2d@comcast.com:

> OK, that's an image I could have gone my whole day (or life) without.

we aim to please...

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kpg
Thu Apr 12 13:54:40 CDT 2007

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns991082EF255FAneilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:
> #chP5HSfHHA.4872@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
>>> RUN AWAY FROM THE MCNGP, OR YOU WILL BE FORCED TO SWALLOW YOUR OWN
> BILE
>>> REPEATEDLY!
>>
>> What if I like the taste of bile?
>>
>>
>>
>
> so then, Michelob Ultra is a drink of yours BY CHOICE?


I only buy Michelob Ultra when I want to impress someone.

...other than that it's Milwaukees Best.

JaR
Thu Apr 12 14:11:57 CDT 2007

The Message [00000-0000-0000-0000] wrote:
> Every once in a while, I type strange, potentially humorous, potentially
> weird things on a keyboard... and the words emerge on a device and are
> rendered on a square, transmitted to the world.

Did I ever mention to you that I just love blue?

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Consultant
Thu Apr 12 14:24:37 CDT 2007

who are you calling a knappy hair ho?

"JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
news:eCm43YTfHHA.4064@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> The Message [00000-0000-0000-0000] wrote:
>> Every once in a while, I type strange, potentially humorous, potentially
>> weird things on a keyboard... and the words emerge on a device and are
>> rendered on a square, transmitted to the world.
>
> Did I ever mention to you that I just love blue?
>
> --
> JaR
> Because I really do
> Remove hat to reply

JaR
Thu Apr 12 14:30:47 CDT 2007

Consultant wrote:
> who are you calling a knappy hair ho?
>
> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote in message
> news:eCm43YTfHHA.4064@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> The Message [00000-0000-0000-0000] wrote:
>>> Every once in a while, I type strange, potentially humorous, potentially
>>> weird things on a keyboard... and the words emerge on a device and are
>>> rendered on a square, transmitted to the world.
>> Did I ever mention to you that I just love blue?
>>
>> --
>> JaR
>> Because I really do
>> Remove hat to reply
>
>

Hey, if the foo sh1ts...

--
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Entering therapy...again
Remove hat to reply

Jtyc
Thu Apr 12 15:20:20 CDT 2007

> so then, Michelob Ultra is a drink of yours BY CHOICE?

It's awesome.

Jtyc
Thu Apr 12 15:23:26 CDT 2007

> I only buy Michelob Ultra when I want to impress someone.
>
>...other than that it's Milwaukees Best.


I used to buy Henry Weinhardt's Private Reserve because it was $9 a case a
Price Club.

Neil
Thu Apr 12 16:02:40 CDT 2007

did you hear kpg <no@spam.com> say in
news:Xns99108D9E75234ipostthereforeiam@207.46.248.16:

> I only buy Michelob Ultra when I want to impress someone.

colour me impressed...

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Neil
Thu Apr 12 16:03:24 CDT 2007

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in news:eMdjl
$TfHHA.3960@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

>> so then, Michelob Ultra is a drink of yours BY CHOICE?
>
> It's awesome.
>
>
>

yeah, goes with your miniskirt too...

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- "If it's all the same to you?" Tom asked equally.

Jtyc
Thu Apr 12 16:25:02 CDT 2007

> yeah, goes with your miniskirt too...

Don't be jealous. It's not my fault I can flaunt it and you've got varicose
veins.

MitchS
Fri Apr 13 01:00:54 CDT 2007


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> more like glistening with a lubricant.

What is a wheel bearing?
--MitchS

rev
Fri Apr 13 06:22:53 CDT 2007

Your aim is off, please to be cleaning the seat. Thank you.

--
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.
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accepting it"
~Aristotle
.
"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> we aim to please...

The
Fri Apr 20 06:44:24 CDT 2007


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> did you hear "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> say in news:OJ
> $uv3QfHHA.2332@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:
>
> > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:eXLfE0QfHHA.928@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl...
> >> what are you trying to say
> >
> > I think he has a thing for you.
> >
> >
>
> which leads to odd websites with a picture of your head attached to a
> cartoon body...
>
> --
> The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

No. Clearly you were undeserving of the effort made on your behalf to
entertain. At least I was able to reuse the template.

Neil
Sat Apr 21 08:40:07 CDT 2007

did you hear "The Message [00000-0000-0000-0000]" <a@a.com> say in
news:er8WeG0gHHA.4064@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> No. Clearly you were undeserving of the effort made on your behalf to
> entertain. At least I was able to reuse the template.

truely, I'm hurt. To think I've become a template...

*shrug*

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