activity

This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
out of smart @ss things to say?

Doom
Mon Oct 18 16:11:51 CDT 2004


<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
> out of smart @ss things to say?

No, we've all been relaxing at the lush MCNGP compound.

Consultant
Mon Oct 18 16:13:51 CDT 2004

no, but i haven't seen your wife in a bit, so i'm a little low on material


<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
> out of smart @ss things to say?

kpg
Mon Oct 18 17:00:26 CDT 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
># Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\150206.htm (10/18/2004 4:45:00
>PM) #
> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
> out of smart @ss things to say?

I don't know how to respond to that...

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't
distributed right. ~Mark Twain

Network
Mon Oct 18 18:43:02 CDT 2004


<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
> out of smart @ss things to say?

There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
1) consultant
2) Kline (Chalk)
3) Laura
4) Frisbee

There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
1)Jtyc
2)Sue
3)Kendal


Consultant is a stalwart and will always post. Kline disappeared from the
radar screen in Mid September. Laura and Fris have posted sporadically in
recent weeks. jtyc has been gone for over a week. Sue has not posted on a
regular basis in quite some time.

Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him to fill
in Chalk's shoes in the same fashion Frisbee did for meanoldman...it ain't
gonna happen. Techie, Ken B and others are well-intentioned, but are Double
A quality and not quite ready for the major leagues.

#1,2 and 4 above seem to feed off of each other and complement each other
very well. When 3 starters are on injured reserve, it makes life difficult
for all.

Rowdy
Mon Oct 18 19:16:13 CDT 2004

<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in news:16b101c4b556$79891b60
$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
> out of smart @ss things to say?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!! YOU MAKE NO BLOODY SENSE!!

HOLD OOOOOOONNNN!

okay here you go..

"This group really died the month is. Did the intelligent MCNGP with
@ss the things with the word miss?"

this is much better! okay, now which way to the MCNGP booze can?

Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #41

catwalker63
Mon Oct 18 21:35:34 CDT 2004

Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates_mcngp@removethisyahoo.com> prattled ceaslessly
in news:Xns9586CD972C6ACrowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
> news:16b101c4b556$79891b60 $a301280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>> out of smart @ss things to say?
>
> I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!! YOU MAKE NO BLOODY SENSE!!
>
> HOLD OOOOOOONNNN!
>
> okay here you go..
>
> "This group really died the month is. Did the intelligent MCNGP with
> @ss the things with the word miss?"
>
> this is much better! okay, now which way to the MCNGP booze can?
>
> Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #41
>

I think Neil said it was your turn to buy the beer.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

The
Tue Oct 19 07:52:49 CDT 2004

>This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>out of smart @ss things to say?

sorry, vacation. Back now though....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Oct 19 07:55:41 CDT 2004

>There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile

don't forget the lamers, dumpers, idiots, trolls, cheats and people
who are just plain stupid. These people are the ones who truly make
this group so entertaining.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Oct 19 07:58:09 CDT 2004

>Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him to fill
>in Chalk's shoes

why not? I'm only a size eleven!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

kpg
Tue Oct 19 08:12:51 CDT 2004

"Network Guru" <nwg@1_23spamme.com> wrote in message
news:u5TppwWtEHA.3556@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
># Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\150217.htm (10/19/2004 8:07:36
>AM) #
>
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>> out of smart @ss things to say?
>
> There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
> 1) consultant
> 2) Kline (Chalk)
> 3) Laura
> 4) Frisbee
>
> There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
> 1)Jtyc
> 2)Sue
> 3)Kendal
>
>
> Consultant is a stalwart and will always post. Kline disappeared from the
> radar screen in Mid September. Laura and Fris have posted sporadically in
> recent weeks. jtyc has been gone for over a week. Sue has not posted on
> a
> regular basis in quite some time.
>
> Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him to
> fill
> in Chalk's shoes in the same fashion Frisbee did for meanoldman...it ain't
> gonna happen. Techie, Ken B and others are well-intentioned, but are
> Double
> A quality and not quite ready for the major leagues.
>
> #1,2 and 4 above seem to feed off of each other and complement each other
> very well. When 3 starters are on injured reserve, it makes life
> difficult
> for all.
>

Hey, you're like one of those watchers on Highlander, tracking and
documenting
the activities of the Immortals, but never interfering...much. But in the
end...

kp "There can be only one!" g

The
Tue Oct 19 08:18:48 CDT 2004

>Hey, you're like one of those watchers on Highlander, tracking and
>documenting
>the activities of the Immortals, but never interfering...much. But in the
>end...
>
>kp "There can be only one!" g

... now you die

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Consultant
Tue Oct 19 08:44:35 CDT 2004

you forgot to mention yourself


"Network Guru" <nwg@1_23spamme.com> wrote in message
news:u5TppwWtEHA.3556@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>> out of smart @ss things to say?
>
> There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
> 1) consultant
> 2) Kline (Chalk)
> 3) Laura
> 4) Frisbee
>
> There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
> 1)Jtyc
> 2)Sue
> 3)Kendal
>
>
> Consultant is a stalwart and will always post. Kline disappeared from the
> radar screen in Mid September. Laura and Fris have posted sporadically in
> recent weeks. jtyc has been gone for over a week. Sue has not posted on
> a
> regular basis in quite some time.
>
> Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him to
> fill
> in Chalk's shoes in the same fashion Frisbee did for meanoldman...it ain't
> gonna happen. Techie, Ken B and others are well-intentioned, but are
> Double
> A quality and not quite ready for the major leagues.
>
> #1,2 and 4 above seem to feed off of each other and complement each other
> very well. When 3 starters are on injured reserve, it makes life
> difficult
> for all.
>
>
>

The
Tue Oct 19 08:50:50 CDT 2004

>you forgot to mention yourself

and JaR

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

billLASTINIT
Tue Oct 19 09:25:50 CDT 2004

Network Guru wrote:
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>> out of smart @ss things to say?
>
> There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
> 1) consultant
> 2) Kline (Chalk)
> 3) Laura
> 4) Frisbee

You place me in good company... better than I deserve, but thanks.

> There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
> 1)Jtyc
> 2)Sue
> 3)Kendal
>
> Consultant is a stalwart and will always post.

You got that right... that's why he's the KING, baybee!

> Kline disappeared
> from the radar screen in Mid September.

Apparently your posting resurrected him. Frankly, NG, I wish *you'd* post
more.

> Laura and Fris have posted
> sporadically in recent weeks.

Laura is busy and an in-demand person. Personally, I've been having some
serious personal problems, of which my MCNGP bretheren are aware, and are
being quite the support I need right now. My attitude, and postings, should
pick up before too long, I hope. I continue to read the group every day,
regardless. I just don't feel like being (or trying to be) funny too much
lately.

> jtyc has been gone for over a week.
> Sue has not posted on a regular basis in quite some time.

We all come and go.

> Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him
> to fill in Chalk's shoes in the same fashion Frisbee did for
> meanoldman...it ain't gonna happen. Techie, Ken B and others are
> well-intentioned, but are Double A quality and not quite ready for
> the major leagues.

With no disrespect intended for Techie or any other MCNGP member, Ken is one
of my favorite posters, and I think you have to share that sentiment.

> #1,2 and 4 above seem to feed off of each other and complement each
> other very well. When 3 starters are on injured reserve, it makes
> life difficult for all.

Dude, while your obviously not MCNGP, you're unquestionably a core member
here, an old-timer, a regular, an enigma. I wish you'd e-mail me privately
some time, but then that might take away some of the mystique you've carried
all these years. While you were among our first, and certainly most famous
LotW's and you at least at one time pretended to be a member of the MCNGP, I
suspect that should that offer ever come, you'd politely refuse, because
then where would the legend be? You've actually got quite a bit in common
with Paul.

Okay, I'm done babbling for now... back to work and lurking for me.

--
Fris "One day at a time" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

Rowdy
Tue Oct 19 09:27:04 CDT 2004

catwalker63 wrote:
> Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates_mcngp@removethisyahoo.com> prattled ceaslessly
> in news:Xns9586CD972C6ACrowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:
>
>
>><anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
>>news:16b101c4b556$79891b60 $a301280a@phx.gbl:
>>
>>
>>>This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>>>out of smart @ss things to say?
>>
>>I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!! YOU MAKE NO BLOODY SENSE!!
>>
>>HOLD OOOOOOONNNN!
>>
>>okay here you go..
>>
>>"This group really died the month is. Did the intelligent MCNGP with
>>@ss the things with the word miss?"
>>
>>this is much better! okay, now which way to the MCNGP booze can?
>>
>>Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #41
>>
>
>
> I think Neil said it was your turn to buy the beer.
>
well, he's gonna definatly have some Keiths hanging around.....


--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
"Good lord, it's beer Friday again!"

billLASTINIT
Tue Oct 19 09:41:09 CDT 2004

Frisbee® wrote:
> While you were among our
> first, and certainly most famous LotW's and you at least at one time
> pretended to be a member of the MCNGP

I really should proof-read before sending...

I meant to say that you at least at one time indicated that your goal was to
become an MCNGP, actually to become the first MCNGP that was a LotW. Not
that you "pretended" to be a member.

The
Tue Oct 19 09:59:30 CDT 2004

>I really should proof-read before sending...

I never do.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Consultant
Tue Oct 19 09:57:13 CDT 2004

ken is the shizzle

> With no disrespect intended for Techie or any other MCNGP member, Ken is
> one
> of my favorite posters, and I think you have to share that sentiment.

Ken
Tue Oct 19 10:04:53 CDT 2004

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:O0xLMeetEHA.1336@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> Network Guru wrote:
> > <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> > news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> >> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
> >> out of smart @ss things to say?
> >
> > There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
> > 1) consultant
> > 2) Kline (Chalk)
> > 3) Laura
> > 4) Frisbee
>
> You place me in good company... better than I deserve, but thanks.

Fris, you are good people and you do belong in that group. Although I do
wish Laura would show up more often.

> > There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
> > 1)Jtyc
> > 2)Sue
> > 3)Kendal
> >
> > Consultant is a stalwart and will always post.
>
> You got that right... that's why he's the KING, baybee!

The group would be dead without him. Not so much lately, though. Whassa
matta, C, you actually doing work?

> With no disrespect intended for Techie or any other MCNGP member, Ken is
one
> of my favorite posters, and I think you have to share that sentiment.

I am also one of my favorite posters. And to rehash a joke I've used before,
I also like that Pink Floyd poster with the naked chicks facing away, and
they have PF's album covers painted on their backs. That's also one of my
favorite posters.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Ken
Tue Oct 19 10:05:34 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoodotcom> wrote in message
news:eVtOsvetEHA.3984@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> ken is the shizzle

Yes.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Consultant
Tue Oct 19 10:14:41 CDT 2004

yes :-(

> The group would be dead without him. Not so much lately, though. Whassa
> matta, C, you actually doing work?
>
>> With no disrespect intended for Techie or any other MCNGP member, Ken is
> one
>> of my favorite posters, and I think you have to share that sentiment.
>
> I am also one of my favorite posters. And to rehash a joke I've used
> before,
> I also like that Pink Floyd poster with the naked chicks facing away, and
> they have PF's album covers painted on their backs. That's also one of my
> favorite posters.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
>
>

JaR
Tue Oct 19 10:53:15 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Network Guru climbed on a soapbox &
opined:
/
> There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
> 1) consultant
> 2) Kline (Chalk)
> 3) Laura
> 4) Frisbee
>
> There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
> 1)Jtyc
> 2)Sue
> 3)Kendal
>
>
/

I can't believe it! I've been totally dissed. Not even a "the a$$hole
should be drawn, quartered, and banned from posting!" I can be just as
offensive as anybody, dammit!

Gonna go eat worms now.

JaR
Sulking Candidate

Keyboard
Tue Oct 19 10:55:09 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>
><anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>> out of smart @ss things to say?
>
>There are four main components necessary to make this NG
worthwhile
>1) consultant
>2) Kline (Chalk)
>3) Laura
>4) Frisbee
>
>There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
>1)Jtyc
>2)Sue
>3)Kendal
>
>
>Consultant is a stalwart and will always post. Kline
disappeared from the
>radar screen in Mid September. Laura and Fris have
posted sporadically in
>recent weeks. jtyc has been gone for over a week. Sue
has not posted on a
>regular basis in quite some time.
>
>Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't
expect him to fill
>in Chalk's shoes in the same fashion Frisbee did for
meanoldman...it ain't
>gonna happen. Techie, Ken B and others are well-
intentioned, but are Double
>A quality and not quite ready for the major leagues.
>
>#1,2 and 4 above seem to feed off of each other and
complement each other
>very well. When 3 starters are on injured reserve, it
makes life difficult
>for all.
>


:-| Not even a mention....

The
Tue Oct 19 11:02:32 CDT 2004

>:-| Not even a mention....

truly disappointing.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Oct 19 11:01:03 CDT 2004

>I can't believe it! I've been totally dissed. Not even a "the a$$hole
>should be drawn, quartered, and banned from posting!" I can be just as
>offensive as anybody, dammit!

I was truly shocked by your omission too. I can only assume it was an
unintentional oversight on ng's part.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Oct 19 11:46:15 CDT 2004

incase you missed it The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> said
in news:nn3an05nsuosbn8l3bqask3qj6onem014n@4ax.com:

>>Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him
>>to fill in Chalk's shoes
>
> why not? I'm only a size eleven!
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

see that's the problem, mine are a size 10...

do you think this could lead to shoe envy?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Oct 19 11:46:39 CDT 2004

incase you missed it "Network Guru" <nwg@1_23spamme.com> said in
news:u5TppwWtEHA.3556@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him
> to fill in Chalk's shoes

what would you like me to fill them with?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

LnkWizard
Tue Oct 19 12:03:07 CDT 2004


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95875A7137109plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Network Guru climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
> /
> > There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
> > 1) consultant
> > 2) Kline (Chalk)
> > 3) Laura
> > 4) Frisbee
> >
> > There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
> > 1)Jtyc
> > 2)Sue
> > 3)Kendal
> >
> >
> /
>
> I can't believe it! I've been totally dissed. Not even a "the a$$hole
> should be drawn, quartered, and banned from posting!" I can be just as
> offensive as anybody, dammit!
>
> Gonna go eat worms now.
>
> JaR
> Sulking Candidate

"Techie, Ken B and others are well-intentioned, but are Double-A
quality and not quite ready for the major leagues"

I do believe this encompasses the rest of us.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
LnkWizard MCNGP 2^5

"He who does not test himself is worthless indeed"
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Neil
Tue Oct 19 12:09:42 CDT 2004

incase you missed it Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates_mcngp@yahoo.com> said in
news:uOW2#eetEHA.4040@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> well, he's gonna definatly have some Keiths hanging around.....

drive down, the Beer Store sells the same stuff down here as they do in
TO...but we have a casino..

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Keyboard
Tue Oct 19 12:44:32 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>>:-| Not even a mention....
>
>truly disappointing.
>
>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>.


Rednecks are always overlooked unless they are needing to
interview them about a Tornados and Trailer Parks.

The
Tue Oct 19 13:33:17 CDT 2004

>Rednecks are always overlooked unless they are needing to
>interview them about a Tornados and Trailer Parks.

lol!

What about aliens?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Oct 19 13:43:56 CDT 2004

incase you missed it "Keyboard Cowboy"
<thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> said in news:145901c4b603
$4a499570$a501280a@phx.gbl:

>
> Rednecks are always overlooked unless they are needing to
> interview them about a Tornados and Trailer Parks.
>

no, you are also handy when asking questions about UFO's and bigfoot...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Tue Oct 19 13:53:37 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> incase you missed it "Keyboard Cowboy"
> <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> said in news:145901c4b603
> $4a499570$a501280a@phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> Rednecks are always overlooked unless they are needing to
>> interview them about a Tornados and Trailer Parks.
>>
>
> no, you are also handy when asking questions about UFO's and bigfoot...
>

And NASCAR

JaR

Neil
Tue Oct 19 14:00:32 CDT 2004

incase you missed it JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> said in
news:Xns95877905A95A4plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> incase you missed it "Keyboard Cowboy"
>> <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> said in
news:145901c4b603
>> $4a499570$a501280a@phx.gbl:
>>
>>>
>>> Rednecks are always overlooked unless they are needing to
>>> interview them about a Tornados and Trailer Parks.
>>>
>>
>> no, you are also handy when asking questions about UFO's and
bigfoot...
>>
>
> And NASCAR
>
> JaR
>

moonshine, fishin holes, why houses are better with wheels...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Keyboard
Tue Oct 19 15:07:57 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>incase you missed it JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net>
said in
>news:Xns95877905A95A4plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a
soapbox & opined:
>>
>>> incase you missed it "Keyboard Cowboy"
>>> <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> said in
>news:145901c4b603
>>> $4a499570$a501280a@phx.gbl:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Rednecks are always overlooked unless they are
needing to
>>>> interview them about a Tornados and Trailer Parks.
>>>>
>>>
>>> no, you are also handy when asking questions about
UFO's and
>bigfoot...
>>>
>>
>> And NASCAR
>>
>> JaR
>>
>
>moonshine, fishin holes, why houses are better with
wheels...
>
>--
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society
>.
>


*dream sequence*
mmm... moonshine.
ahh... fishin holes
ooh... abducted by aliens... cute ones... that feels
good... ouch, careful there honey... yeah, thats it...
*/dream sequence*

wha, wha, what in the world??? dang. Drifted off there
for a minute. Dang! Gotta fix that %(#& step to the
trailer before the race comes one. GO JR!!! DOWN WITH
GORDON!!!!

The
Tue Oct 19 15:16:05 CDT 2004

>*dream sequence*
>mmm... moonshine.
>ahh... fishin holes
>ooh... abducted by aliens... cute ones... that feels
>good... ouch, careful there honey... yeah, thats it...
>*/dream sequence*
>
>wha, wha, what in the world??? dang. Drifted off there
>for a minute. Dang! Gotta fix that %(#& step to the
>trailer before the race comes one. GO JR!!! DOWN WITH
>GORDON!!!!

YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Oct 19 15:20:54 CDT 2004

incase you missed it The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> said in
news:uetan01kb9qoh1t1l7n1n20bt8lc25fgub@4ax.com:

> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

you have a #3 on your truck doncha?

--
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the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Ken
Tue Oct 19 16:00:38 CDT 2004

http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/licenses/license_20041019135931_69760.jpg

or

http://tinyurl.com/44eyr

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first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Keyboard
Tue Oct 19 16:00:46 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>incase you missed it The Poster Formerly Known as Kline
Sphere <.> said in
>news:uetan01kb9qoh1t1l7n1n20bt8lc25fgub@4ax.com:
>
>> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>
>you have a #3 on your truck doncha?
>

no...

But only because I just bought a new truck and haven't had
time to get a new decal. Had both #3 and Budwieser/#8 on
the one I just got rid of.... along with the steer
skull....

why do you ask?

Keyboard *seriously* Cowboy MCNGP #14

Neil
Tue Oct 19 16:07:21 CDT 2004

incase you missed it "Keyboard Cowboy"
<thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> said in news:152601c4b61e
$b47d9660$a501280a@phx.gbl:

> no...
>
> But only because I just bought a new truck and haven't had
> time to get a new decal. Had both #3 and Budwieser/#8 on
> the one I just got rid of.... along with the steer
> skull....
>
> why do you ask?
>

how in the holy hand grenade did they allow you to cross the mason-dixon?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Keyboard
Tue Oct 19 16:21:00 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>incase you missed it "Keyboard Cowboy"
><thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> said in
news:152601c4b61e
>$b47d9660$a501280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> no...
>>
>> But only because I just bought a new truck and haven't
had
>> time to get a new decal. Had both #3 and Budwieser/#8
on
>> the one I just got rid of.... along with the steer
>> skull....
>>
>> why do you ask?
>>
>
>how in the holy hand grenade did they allow you to cross
the mason-dixon?
>
>--



Was a covert operation where I snuck in unbnounced (was
born here).


On a serious note... As Jeff Foxworthy says: "There are
rednecks everywhere... not just in the south"

Now, I went to Jeff's show about 2 years back... and he
said "some guys backstage wanted me to go ice fishing with
them... I said, "no thanks... I don't want to be that
cold." They said, "it ain't cold... we build a big bon
fire out on the ice...." Jeff: "And they call us stupid
in the south".

I guess I just don't get it. Fire on the ice never hurt
nobody... heat goes up... never melts more than a few
inches of ice... But, I have to agree... there are
rednecks everywhere.


Keyboard Cowboy MCNGP #14
*the great white nort redneck*

Keyboard
Tue Oct 19 16:26:15 CDT 2004


>you have a #3 on your truck doncha?
>


Bush courts NASCAR fans
The Bush-Cheney campaign is reaching out to NASCAR fans in
four states this week, with some of the biggest names in
the sport campaigning for the president.

Former NASCAR champion-turned-broadcaster Darrell Waltrip
is scheduled to make several campaign stops in Michigan on
Tuesday along with his broadcast partner and former crew
chief Jeff Hammonds.

They're scheduled to campaign in Ohio on Wednesday,
including a stop in Cincinnati, where Bush twins Jenna and
Barbara plan to introduce them.

Former champs Bill Elliot and Benny Parsons and legendary
team owners Jack Rousch and Eddie Wood plan to carry the
Bush message to West Virginia and Pennsylvania.

Elliott, who has run just five races this season, has been
voted NASCAR's most popular driver a record 16 times.
Parsons announces races for NBC and TNT, which is owned by
CNN.com parent company Time Warner.

NASCAR fans, and particularly so-called NASCAR dads, are
considered a key demographic in this year's campaign.

The Associated Press reports that the sport has an
estimated 75 million fans, who are known for their intense
loyalty to the drivers and their sponsors.

In February, Bush attended NASCAR's premier event -- the
Daytona 500 -- where he mingled with drivers and fans and
gave the traditional command, "gentlemen, start your
engines," to start the race

Consultant
Tue Oct 19 17:21:35 CDT 2004

or at a grand opening of a walmart


"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:145901c4b603$4a499570$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>>:-| Not even a mention....
>>
>>truly disappointing.
>>
>>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>>.
>
>
> Rednecks are always overlooked unless they are needing to
> interview them about a Tornados and Trailer Parks.

catwalker63
Tue Oct 19 19:49:35 CDT 2004

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:O0xLMeetEHA.1336@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:


> Personally, I've been having some serious personal problems, of which
> my MCNGP bretheren are aware, and are being quite the support I need
> right now. My attitude, and postings, should pick up before too
> long, I hope. I continue to read the group every day, regardless. I
> just don't feel like being (or trying to be) funny too much lately.
>

I'm sorry to hear you are down. If there is anything I can do to help,
let me know. For instance, I have a few happy pills I could let you have
cheap. <g>

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

catwalker63
Tue Oct 19 19:51:02 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> prattled ceaslessly in
news:ef3an0pn4e4gc0jness38gosqfrnb4j7p1@4ax.com:

>>This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>>out of smart @ss things to say?
>
> sorry, vacation. Back now though....
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

Don't ever apologize for a vacation. Glad to have you back though.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"Definitely not wearing any underwear."

Rowdy
Wed Oct 20 05:47:37 CDT 2004

Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in news:Xns958785E427725neilmcsegmailcom@
207.46.248.16:

> incase you missed it Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates_mcngp@yahoo.com> said in
> news:uOW2#eetEHA.4040@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
>> well, he's gonna definatly have some Keiths hanging around.....
>
> drive down, the Beer Store sells the same stuff down here as they do in
> TO...but we have a casino..
>

you cheap man!! after all i have done for you and i gotto buy my own
beer!!! WTF!!!

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"Shhhh... Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma!"

Network
Wed Oct 20 06:42:46 CDT 2004

i excluded lots of people that perhaps shuld have been included...problem is
that too many come and go and come and go. not everybody is as devoted as
you are.

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoodotcom> wrote in message
news:O1hQGHetEHA.4040@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> you forgot to mention yourself
>
>
> "Network Guru" <nwg@1_23spamme.com> wrote in message
> news:u5TppwWtEHA.3556@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> >
> > <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
> > news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> >> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
> >> out of smart @ss things to say?
> >
> > There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
> > 1) consultant
> > 2) Kline (Chalk)
> > 3) Laura
> > 4) Frisbee
> >
> > There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
> > 1)Jtyc
> > 2)Sue
> > 3)Kendal
> >
> >
> > Consultant is a stalwart and will always post. Kline disappeared from
the
> > radar screen in Mid September. Laura and Fris have posted sporadically
in
> > recent weeks. jtyc has been gone for over a week. Sue has not posted
on
> > a
> > regular basis in quite some time.
> >
> > Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him to
> > fill
> > in Chalk's shoes in the same fashion Frisbee did for meanoldman...it
ain't
> > gonna happen. Techie, Ken B and others are well-intentioned, but are
> > Double
> > A quality and not quite ready for the major leagues.
> >
> > #1,2 and 4 above seem to feed off of each other and complement each
other
> > very well. When 3 starters are on injured reserve, it makes life
> > difficult
> > for all.
> >
> >
> >
>
>

Consultant
Wed Oct 20 08:42:22 CDT 2004

or insane

not everybody is as devoted as
> you are.
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoodotcom> wrote in message
> news:O1hQGHetEHA.4040@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> you forgot to mention yourself
>>
>>
>> "Network Guru" <nwg@1_23spamme.com> wrote in message
>> news:u5TppwWtEHA.3556@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>> >
>> > <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>> > news:16b101c4b556$79891b60$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> >> This group is really dead this month. Did the MCNGP run
>> >> out of smart @ss things to say?
>> >
>> > There are four main components necessary to make this NG worthwhile
>> > 1) consultant
>> > 2) Kline (Chalk)
>> > 3) Laura
>> > 4) Frisbee
>> >
>> > There are also others that fill in the remainder nicely
>> > 1)Jtyc
>> > 2)Sue
>> > 3)Kendal
>> >
>> >
>> > Consultant is a stalwart and will always post. Kline disappeared from
> the
>> > radar screen in Mid September. Laura and Fris have posted sporadically
> in
>> > recent weeks. jtyc has been gone for over a week. Sue has not posted
> on
>> > a
>> > regular basis in quite some time.
>> >
>> > Don't get me wrong, Neil seems like a nice guy, but don't expect him to
>> > fill
>> > in Chalk's shoes in the same fashion Frisbee did for meanoldman...it
> ain't
>> > gonna happen. Techie, Ken B and others are well-intentioned, but are
>> > Double
>> > A quality and not quite ready for the major leagues.
>> >
>> > #1,2 and 4 above seem to feed off of each other and complement each
> other
>> > very well. When 3 starters are on injured reserve, it makes life
>> > difficult
>> > for all.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>

Consultant
Wed Oct 20 08:42:55 CDT 2004

anything? i could use your help ;-)


>
> I'm sorry to hear you are down. If there is anything I can do to help,
> let me know. For instance, I have a few happy pills I could let you have
> cheap. <g>
>
> --
> Catwalker
> aka Pu$$y Feet
> BS, MCP
>
> "Definitely not wearing any underwear."

billLASTINIT
Wed Oct 20 09:40:37 CDT 2004

Consultant wrote:
> anything? i could use your help ;-)

YOU SHADDUP! She offered to help ME!

One-way airline tickets are on the way, darling.

--
Fris "Shhhh... be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

Keyboard
Wed Oct 20 10:21:29 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>or at a grand opening of a walmart
>


WHERE????
*Looks around*

Consultant
Wed Oct 20 10:25:45 CDT 2004

stockton, actually. and it's a supercenter

"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:001f01c4b6b8$790847c0$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>or at a grand opening of a walmart
>>
>
>
> WHERE????
> *Looks around*

Neil
Wed Oct 20 10:34:30 CDT 2004

incase you missed it Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates_mcngp@removethisyahoo.com>
said in news:Xns9588447D31873rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> you cheap man!! after all i have done for you and i gotto buy my own
> beer!!! WTF!!!

DRIVE DOWN AND I'LL BUY YOU ONE! furrfu...where did I say buy yer
own...gotta pay for yer own gas on the way down and back but I'll cough
up for _A_ beer...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Oct 20 10:39:10 CDT 2004

incase you missed it "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoodotcom> said in
news:OW2vhqqtEHA.2804@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> or insane

or insanely devoted

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Keyboard
Wed Oct 20 11:18:21 CDT 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>stockton, actually. and it's a supercenter
>
>"

That's alright... Sportsman's Warehouse has better gear at
cheaper prices if you can believe that. Same place I got
my S&W .40

The
Wed Oct 20 11:21:23 CDT 2004

>> or insane
>
>or insanely devoted

not devoted insanely?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Wed Oct 20 11:59:35 CDT 2004

incase you missed it The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> said
in news:l34dn0plibrthn5uh4nsltqh3na7qgerle@4ax.com:

>>> or insane
>>
>>or insanely devoted
>
> not devoted insanely?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

or devotedly insane to bing insanely devoted?

(it ain't love without a restraining order)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

The
Wed Oct 20 12:07:30 CDT 2004

>(it ain't love without a restraining order)

that just sounds plain weird to me!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Rowdy
Wed Oct 20 12:07:43 CDT 2004

Neil wrote:
> incase you missed it Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates_mcngp@removethisyahoo.com>
> said in news:Xns9588447D31873rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:
>
>
>>you cheap man!! after all i have done for you and i gotto buy my own
>>beer!!! WTF!!!
>
>
> DRIVE DOWN AND I'LL BUY YOU ONE! furrfu...where did I say buy yer
> own...gotta pay for yer own gas on the way down and back but I'll cough
> up for _A_ beer...
>

i like to walk. see ya in 5 weeks.

RY

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://www.mcngp.com/
"Do you smell that? I think is't Albanian Goat Smegma! Who wants some?"

Neil
Wed Oct 20 12:09:50 CDT 2004

incase you missed it The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> said
in news:so6dn01idlaq8i93b5bvcleruvrb91rmkr@4ax.com:

>>(it ain't love without a restraining order)
>
> that just sounds plain weird to me!
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

that's what the police officer said...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

The
Wed Oct 20 12:18:04 CDT 2004

>that's what the police officer said...

GOOD LUCK IN PRISON!!!!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Wed Oct 20 12:21:00 CDT 2004

>i like to walk. see ya in 5 weeks.

slow down man, sloooow down.....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Wed Oct 20 12:53:14 CDT 2004

incase you missed it The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> said
in news:td7dn011crsoelnicq0cjcrr2rep0h101c@4ax.com:

>>that's what the police officer said...
>
> GOOD LUCK IN PRISON!!!!!
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

federal pund me in the @ss prison?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Oct 20 12:54:21 CDT 2004

incase you missed it The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> said
in news:6j7dn0968ejhj85c6meuuiv5i3u1v0spgi@4ax.com:

>>i like to walk. see ya in 5 weeks.
>
> slow down man, sloooow down.....
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

if he's gonna walk, 5 weeks might be optimistic...so many Tim Horton's to
stop off at on the way here...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society