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    - Installing evaluation copy of XP Pro SP2 I would like to know if I can dual boot with my current XP Home Version 2002 SP 2 and the evaluation copy of XP Pro Version 2002 SP2 that came with the training kit book for exam 70-270 Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208773
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    - Average IT downtime Any of you smart people know where I could find information on the average downtime (IT related) for north american businesses? Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208758
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    - MI5 Persecution: Communications with Security Service Tribunal in 1999 Communications with Security Service Tribunal in 1999 I took some more potshots at the SS-Tribunal in the first half of 1999. The correspondence between myself and the Tribunal Secretary is detailed on this webpage. Ultimately I decided not to pursue another complaint with them, partly from Robin Ramsay's advice (and that of a solicitor I consulted), but mostly because it was rather obvious from Mr Brooks' replies that the Tribunal has no investigative means of its own and is that useless animal, a toothless watchdog. Included with this first letter was a copy of the leaflet, "Complaints about the Security Service". This tells you that the Tribunal can order "the service to end its inquiries about you; the service to destroy any records it holds about those inquiries; the quashing of a property warrant; financial compensation". Yeah, right. Look, there's a flying pig, oink-flap, oink-flap. My subsequent letter to Nick Brooks, Tribunal Secretary, dated 25 March 1999, said; Dear Mr Brooks, We spoke on the phone last week and you kindly sent a copy of the form, "Complaints about the Security Service". I have a few questions which I should like to ask you, before I undertake the task of making a formal complaint. As you know I made a complaint in February 1997, and in June of that year the tribunal made a bland and unsatisfactory statement that "no determination in your favour has been made on your complaint". During our phone conversation I expressed the view that the Tribunal was incapable of performing its functions and acts as a whitewashing body for the Security Service. My questions are as follows; (1) Has the Security Service Tribunal ever during its existence found in favour of a compaint against MI5? (2) Is the Tribunal able to disclose whether "no determination in your favour" is made because MI5 claims to have no inquiries on a subject, or whether it is made because MI5 admits to actions against a subject but claims justification? If disclosure is not possible for individual cases, then in 1997 for how many cases (out of what total) did MI5 claim justification? (3) Is the Tribunal able to investigate information such as British Airways passenger lists, given that these could conclusively prove MI5 involvement? Would the Tribunal be forced to rely on MI5 to carry out such investigations, or would it have some other means of investigating? It might look slightly ridiculous for the Tribunal to rely on MI5 to investigate their own misdeeds. When I made my previous complaint to the Tribunal in 1997 I gave very little information as to the nature of my complaint. This time I intend to give as complete information as possible; but before I do so, I would ask you to answer the questions above, to outline the "ground rules" for a Tribunal investigation and reporting of its results. Yours sincerely, Mr Brooks replied by sending me a photocopy of two pages from the 1997 Report of the Security Service Commissioner, as follows. The photocopied pages from the 1997 Report follow. In particular, the answers the report gives to my questions are; the Security Service Tribunal has NEVER found in favour of a complainant; see sections 29 and 31 of the scanned report. Nick Brooks has confirmed orally over the phone that he has no memory of the Tribunal ever finding in favour of a complainant. Secondly, the question of whether the Tribunal is able to disclose "no determination in your favour" is because MI5 claims to have no inquiries on a subject, or whether it's because MI5 admits to having inquiries but claims they are justified. The answer to this one is in section 24, which says the ambiguity is intentional; and the Tribunal will in no circumstances give an unambiguous answer of whether MI5 claims or disclaims inquiries on a subject. In section 27 of the report, SS Commissioner Lord Justice Stuart-Smith says the blanket denials "might lead some to speculate that members of the service are carrying out operations involving unlawful interference with property, such as the installation of eavesdropping equipment, without first obtaining a warrant from the Home Secretary." He goes on to try to deny this speculation. But we've heard from Peter Wright that this went on all the time in the 1960s. So why wouldn't it still be happening now? Of course it is. The Tribunal Secretary had avoided answering the question from my previous letter, of whether the Tribunal had any independent investigative capacity. So I asked him again. Dear Mr Brooks, Thank you for your letter dated 6 April enclosing an extract of the 1997 Report of the Security Service Commissioner. This answers two of the three questions asked in my letter of 25 March. The third question remains. In 1993 I travelled on a British Airways flight on which there also travelled four men, one of whom stared at me, laughed and said, "if he tries to run away we'll find him". I took this to mean that these were the men who had been pursuing me for some time in the UK. This leads me to ask again the last question in my previous letter; (3) Is the Tribunal able to investigate information such as British Airways passenger lists, given that these could conclusively prove MI5 involvement? Would the Tribunal be forced to rely on MI5 to carry out such investigations, or would it have some other means of investigating? It might look slightly ridiculous for the Tribunal to rely on MI5 to investigate their own misdeeds. I would very much hope that some means is available to the Tribunal and Commissioner to investigate possible MI5 malefaction, other than relying on MI5 themselves. When I receive an answer to this question from you, I will work to put together a more comprehensive and detailed complaint for the Tribunal's consideration. Yours sincerely, Brooks' reply was; Brooks doesn't want to give a direct reply to the question, since that would place him in a bad light. So he gives an indirect answer; the tribunal, he avoids saying, has no investigative capacity; there is no mention even of any investigative capacity provided by MI5 themselves; nobody can investigate anything, all the Tribunal can do is ask MI5, and they, in their "Alice in Wonderland" world, can redefine the truth as it pleases them, and dissemble, and lie. Before deciding not to put another formal complaint before the Tribunal, I asked Robin Ramsay, editor of Lobster magazine, what he thought of the idea of making a complaint to the Tribunal. He replied; RESPONSE Yes it is a waste of time. They will do nothing. In a further email he elaborated; As for quoting me on the Security Service Tribunal - if you think my comments would mean anything, feel free. The problem people have is this: they almost have to go through the motions of going to the Tribunal for if they don't they will always be asked, 'Why didn't you go the proper authorities?' (This is one of the chief functions of 'the proper authorities'.) Robin Ramsay So the sum of the various parts of this story is; DON'T GO TO THE TRIBUNAL. If you do, then MI5 will open a file on you (if you don't have one already). Don't do as I did, do as I say. If you feel a really deep-seated urge to complain, do so first under an invented name, which will make you understand just how useless the Tribunal is, how little information they provide, and how unpleasant it is to know that you have given MI5 a reason to officially open a file on you in their Registry. 698 Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208753
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    - Good time to resurrect Ramon? HAHAHA! I got this in my junk mail folder and thought I would share... but just to be sure it is seen: lott_prom116@hotmail.com lott_prom116@hotmail.com lott_prom116@hotmail.com -----Original Message----- From: lottery promotion [mailto:lott_prom116@hotmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, January 03, 2007 7:34 PM Subject: !!!CONGRATULATION!!! UNITED KINGDOM IN COLABRATION WITH GOLD MINING COMPANY. INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD LONDON MILLION INT & NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO,12th AVENUE KWAME NKRUMAH 01 BP . WINNER- REF: LP/26510460037/03. BATCH: 24/00319/IPE www.acculotto.com WINNING/AWARD FINAL NOTIFICATION It is our pleasure to inform you of the declaration and aof winners of the LONDON MILLION INT LOTTERY AWARD held on 27TH of Nov 2006.Having picked your mail address by our electronic web site visitors collectors in-recognition of your patronage to the Internet services. In the final draw,your name was attached to ticket number 6325698-44596-222, with serial number 410-32659,draw lucky numbers 4014-236985744-596 which consequently won in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of (850,000.00 Euros Eight Hundred and fifty Thousand Euros), In cash accredited file No:LP/26510460037/03. This is from a Total Cash Prize of (Euro 48,400,00000 FOURTY EIGHT BILLION EURO) shared among the 22 International Countries in this category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from Africa, Australia, New Zealand, America,Europe,North America and Asia as part of International Promotions Program that is conducted annually to encourage the use of Internet and Internet based programs. We are delighted to express our heartfelt congratulations to you. We hope that with a fraction of your wining money,you will be able to assist the less privilege in your society and also participate in our next year high stakes promotions of Euro 100 million International Lottery. For your information on how you will start the Processing and remittance of your prize money to your designated account of your choice. Please contact the claiming Manager stated below to receive your winning Money immediately: NATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS/PRIZE GIVING AWARD 12TH.AVENUE KWAME N'KRUMAH, OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA-FASO. NAME: MR. ADAM SMITH. Email:claiiming_manager@myway.com (or) :claiiming_manager01@gawab.com Remember,all prize money must be claimed not later than 25th Jan 2007. After this duration,all funds will be returned to the Ministry of Economic Affairs as unclaimed. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with us or to our coordinate sponsor's bank. Should there be any change of your address, do inform the claiming Manager to process your transaction as soon as possible. !!!CONGRATULATION!!! Congratulations from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. We wish you continued good fortunes. Best Wishes. The Management, Lottery Organisation. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208745
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    - MI5 Persecution: Eye Say, and Lord Gnome Answers Eye Say, and Lord Gnome Answers My interactions with Private Eye started in May 1995, shortly after I'd started bleating on usenet. I tried to get the Eye interested in my case, as I thought they more than anyone have their finger on the pulse, and would surely already know something about my case. In my first email to them, entitled "pas de bouteille?" (wot no bottle?), I asked if they had the nerve to publish what was known to many thousands of people. Their email flunky answered; Date: Thu, 11 May 95 13:40 BST-1 From: strobes@cix.compulink.co.uk (Private Eye) Subject: Re: pas de bouteille? In-Reply-To: <199505102232.SAA19988@freenet.carleton.ca> Bottle? Dunno really - but I've passed your mail on to the Ed for his consideration. Steve Mann (strobes) ========================================================== Date: Mon, 15 May 95 12:51 BST-1 From: strobes@cix.compulink.co.uk (Private Eye) Subject: Re: hello again In-Reply-To: <199505122236.SAA02574@freenet.carleton.ca> Hello yourself... Thanks for the email. Unfortunately, I can't say whether or not the Eye will do anything with this... I'm only the messenger. As the only computer-literate peron in the Gnome organisation, I get to read all the email and then pass it on to the Editor. Sorry -- not very helpful, I know. Steve Mann (strobes) The following year I gave PE another little prod, which yielded the following; Date: Tue, 13 Feb 96 11:38 GMT From: strobes@cix.compulink.co.uk (Private Eye Magazine) Subject: Re: Previous communication In-Reply-To: <199602102320.SAA26182@[snip]> Sorry not to reply sooner... we've been swamped with email and I have very little time to answer it. However, the editor sees all the email received here and I'm afraid he hasn't expressed an interest in your story so I can only assume that he feels it isn't for us. Sorry. strobes Given that I couldn't provide the evidence to persuade the Eye of the credibility of my claims, I did the next best thing, which was to take out classified adverts in their "Eye Say" and "Eye Tech" columns. My motivation for doing so is obvious; the Eye is read both by many thousands of ordinary folk, but also makes its way into the homes and consciousness of the UK's political and media elite. It is also a known favourite with "Five". What better way of taking the fight to the enemy? The first small ad appeared on 10 Jan 1997 in issue 915 in "Eye Say". It ran in that column on 24/1/97 and 7/2/97. On 21/2/97 it ran in "Eye Tech", and on 7/3/97 and 21/3/97 again in "Eye Say". I then changed the ad's wording to read "BBC Newsreaders Conspiracy", and the new wording ran in "Eye Say" from 4/4/97 issue 921, 18/4/97 to 2/5/97. The word "xenophobic" in the first advert had been intended to convey the sense of exclusion through the bigotry of my enemies, both on the basis of race and mental condition, but it seemed a bit too non-specific. "BBC Newscasters Conspiracy" was a little more immediate, although readers had to actually wade through the website to find out what it was that the newscasters were conspiring to do. My next effort tried to spice up the text. "MI5/BBC Conspiracy" ran for six issues in "Eye Say", from 5/9/97 issue 931 until 31/10/97. I suppose there is something a little sad about somebody who knows he has mental illness, placing adverts about a conspiracy in which MI5's watchers enable BBC newscasters to personally and directly communicate with him while reading the news. It is pretty sad, but unfortunately it is also true, both in the objective reality we all inhabit, as well as in my own mind. There followed a hiatus of about a year until I resumed advertising on 2 October 1998. I paid over £200 for six months advertising of the new improved text "MI5 Persecution, BBC Newscasters Spying on my Home". This text ran from issue 960 until issue 972 (19 March 1999) in "Eye Say". Private Eye's editor Ian Hislop denies knowing anything about my case, as the following email illustrates. Date: Tue, 3 Nov 1998 14:10 +0000 (GMT Standard Time) From: strobes@private-eye.co.uk (Private Eye) Subject: Re: PLEASE ANSWER - THANK YOU CC: strobes@private-eye.co.uk Reply-To: strobes@private-eye.co.uk Sorry to take so long to answer. As soon as the editor returned from holiday Steve went away. Steve is still away and so I am answering your letter. I have asked the editor and he knows nothing about any conspiracy between M15 and the BBC. Hope this helps. Mary Aylmer Private Eye I must say I'm quite surprised he knows nothing; the "Eye" is usually well clued up on what's going on. 1874 Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208740
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    - MI5 Persecution: Counter-surveillance sweep by Nationwide Investigations Group Counter-surveillance sweep by Nationwide Investigations Group In July 1994 the private detective agency Nationwide Investigations Group conducted an electronic counter-surveillance sweep of my parents' home in London. They checked for radio transmitter devices, and tested the telephone line for attached bugs. They found nothing. I am afraid that I was unsurprised at their not finding any evidence of covert surveillance. It had been made very clear to me, particularly during 1990-92, that audio, and almost certainly video, surveillance of my parents' home was taking place. But this would not have been made quite so obvious unless the persecutors were confident of their apparatus being undetectable using the technology the police, or a private agency like Nationwide, would be using. I don't know very much about the surveillance technology that has been used against me, but I understand that devices can be built which switch off on receiving a coded command, and may switch on again after a counter- surveillance sweep has completed; that devices may rapidly alter the frequency of transmission, "frequency-hopping" devices which presumably cannot be detected in a sequential scan of the sort employed by Nationwide; and of course "probe" microphones can be inserted "through-the-wall", although I hesitate to believe our neighbours would permit this. We paid Nationwide £411.25 (including VAT) for the surveillance sweep, which took them about an hour and a half to complete, using a "Professional 5000 multi-scanner, CCL UHF scanner and Guideline telephone tap detector." As I said above, I don't know very much about these things, so I can't comment on the capabilities or otherwise of this equipment. But clearly the "watchers" are using technology which in 1994 was beyond the detection capabilities of a good private detective agency. 698 Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208739
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    - Something to laugh about?!? Is this something to laugh about? I've laughed at stuff like this in the past and seen that it actually made a difference in the company's life. Hmmm...I suppose we shall see. > Novel software drives '$100 laptop' > When students in Thailand, Libya and other developing countries get their $150 > computers from the One > Laptop Per Child project in 2007, their experience will be unlike anything on > standard PCs. > http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/01/02/hundred.dollarlaptop.ap/index.html?eref=rss_tech Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208733
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    - OT: In case you cared (slow news day) I just upgraded my home pc to an AMD64 4000+, overclocked to 3GHz. (It seems stable but I still need to stress it) Currently running XP Pro (in 32-bit mode) rahter briskly. I have 1/2 the desired PCIEx16 video cards (1 of 2), and only a fraction of the desired RAM (512MB of 4GB) due to bank account restrictions... - but I'm ready for Vista 64 0x22 Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208729
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    - Who's seen it?????? I just got word that the hanging of Saddam Hussein was recorded (via Cell Phone cam) and published on the I-net. Has anyone seen it??? -- BD MCNGP #51 Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208721
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    - juniper exams ? iam looking to purchase certmagic.com package for juniper exams. are they close to real exams ? Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208688
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    - juniper exams ? iam looking to purchase certmagic.com package for juniper exams. are they close to real exams ? Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208669
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    - OT: Last Poast of the YEAR Man, this is like a frickin' eBay bid or something... I just can't help myself, I HAVE TO POAST! And I'm getting sleepy and stuff, I might fall asleep and lose bid^H^H^Hposting contestssssssssssNO CARRIER Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208665
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    - OT: WHO Will make the last official poast in this froup for 2006? My money's on Neil. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208662
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    - OT: HEY NEIL DO THEY HAVE NEW YEAR'S DAY IN CANUCKIDOM? OR DO THEY CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE OKAY THANKS BYE Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208661
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    - OT: JEWISH EGG DONOR NEEDED $8,000 http://neworleans.craigslist.org/etc/254997126.html You gotta read this! Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208653
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    - Baddie of the Year !!! So who was the Biggest, Baddest, Evil-est villain of the year 2006 ?? Well, a poll was conducted by AP amongst Americans and here are the results : Bush beats Osama hands down ! Bush's supporters can finally rejoice that Bush has beaten Osama in atleast one thing. And guess what ! Saddam (poor devil) comes third. Read the full story at : <http://tinyurl.com/y43l6y> What say y'all we also cast our votes for Baddie, Goodie, and Hottie of the year ? I know Lowdes is pushing for a "Troll of the year" vote, but I'm reluctant for that one. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208650
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    - OT: Vinay update Could this be Vinay's scam? http://www.telegraphindia.com/1061229/asp/frontpage/story_7197510.asp Gotta give them credit for creative use of technology, though. Happy new year everyone! KB Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208624
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    - MOC code and Exam code Hi, Can you please mail me the MOC code and the exam code which microsoft is going to implement in its MCSE curriculum. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208598
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    - OT: Wednesday Where-in-the-heck-is-everybody? Playing with all y'all's new toys or somethin'? Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208585
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    - Does anyone expect... ... MS to put out an equivalent exam for the 70-270 in the Vista format? I'm at the point I should take a client OS exam, but would prefer to get a vista cert since it is on the cusp of release. The reason I ask is I have taken the 70-290 & 70-291 already, and am planning to get the MCSA on my way to MCSE. If waiting for a new exam will behoove me, what are your suggestions for an elective exam to work on in the mean time, security+? a+? ideas? I am eager to get moving! thx PS - sorry about the on topic post! :P Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208584
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    - MI5 Persecution: Financial Times Financial Times 17/Sept/1999 David Bowen performed a Web Site Inspection in the Financial Times, in which he compared the "Open Government" approach of the American intelligence community with the closed world of British spookdom. The second paragraph mentions this site. It appears that there are very few sites with material information on SS/SIS, which leads to this site's descriptions of those agencies being frequently linked to by other persons' pages. Perhaps there is an irony that American agencies which have much more capability appear to be more transparent than British agencies which have much less. 872 -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208574
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    - MI5 Persecution: why won't the British police do their job and put a stop to it? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -= why won't the British police do their job and put a stop to it? -= -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The British police obviously do know what is taking place. Besides my interpretations of what individual officers have said which forces that conclusion, it would be inconceivable for them to be unaware of something on this scale. If they know, then they will know that the abusers have broken laws in the UK and abroad. Recently the UK introduced laws against electronic spying which carry a penalty of several years jail if caught. If the police know illegal harassment is taking place, and do nothing about it, then they are failing in their responsibilities. Last Easter (1995) I went into the local police station in London and spoke to an officer about the harassment against me. But I couldn't provide tangible evidence; what people said, in many cases years ago, is beyond proof, and without something to support my statements I cannot expect a police officer to take the complaint seriously. The current situation with regard to the police is not one which allows a breakthrough in dealing with the problem. On the one hand, most individual officers at a local police station may not know about the ongoing assaults, so a complaint at that level will not yield results. Yet the police as an organisation do know of the harassment, and they must be aware that a complaint has been made at a police station. So it is clearly their duty to take preventative action against the continuing molestation, but because the criminals are operating on behalf of a state agency, the police are not carrying out their duty. 865 -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208566
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    - OT: Deer Briscobar Your sister is a tease! Just now I got this e-mail from "BRISCOE Christi" subject: "re:Let me show you..." She wanted me to buy a faux Rolex... she said that Christmas is coming soon! I hope you got your sister a calendar for Christmas. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208550
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    - WHY NO JOB................. MY NAME IS REMIGUS AND I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK WHICH IS WHY MCSE PROFESSSIONAL FROM NIGERIA ARE FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A JOB ON THE NET. I CURRENTLY HOLD A B.SC IN COMPUTER SCIENCE WITH 3 MICROSOFT CERTIFICATIONS WHICH ARE MCP,MCSA AND MCSE AND I HAVE NOT GOTTING A JOB SINCE I HAVE BEEN CERTIFIED. I WILL BE GARATEFUL IF THIS CHANNEL CAN BE OF HELP Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208537
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    - OT: it's today Merry friggin' Christmas... hope your day sucks less than mine. (I didn't tickle the sig monster, but it's appropriate) -- The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X - A Girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208533
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    - OT: Happty Christmas Here in the UK, it's 19:11 and I'm outa here until next Wednesday (I get the 26th off over here ;-). All have a good holiday. Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208519
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    - opinions on TrainSignal cbts? just looking for opinions on any of TrainSignal's cbts... good? bad? soso? I just finished their DNS one and thought it was pretty good. Certianly not enough to use as sole material for passing test (not intended for that anyway) but I was impressed. I am thinking about getting their package deal with *all* the windows cbt's and want to see what other people's experiences have been with them... to be clear as possible here, I know and am not looking for these to be a one stop shop to pass a test. Several sources of study are required and of course experience... what I am hoping to get are opinions from people who have used any TrainSignal cbts on their: 1) *accuracy of information* 2) level of detail covered for subject matter 3) instructors effectiveness (clarity in communication, explaining complicated things in easier to understand terms, good instruction etc..) Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208518
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    - Deer Santa Deer Satan, This year has ben relly difi...diffi...hard for me. Those mcngp ppl are so mean. They won't let me into there click n I really feel I deserve it. I have tried everything Santa, I thought they would fer shure at least let one of my sock pupets into the group, I spent lots of time on the Stan sock, he was my mostest best of them all. And I'm sure you, Satan, would appreciate Preacher Nathaniel the most, he was one of my favorite sock puppets, was he yours too? I'm sorry I gave up on many of the sock puppets early santa, Kurt, and James just weren't good enough to be worthy of an mcngp flaming, so I had to cut there toes off and bury them in the bottom of the sock drawer with the ©o©k puppets :) So Satan, since I cant get into mcngp this year, will you leave a message for your brothers in the group to at least spare me the humilty by allowing me to post in the newsgroup again. I really miss posting in the newsgroup. Please santa, please?!?! Thank you Santa, Love Lowdes Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208508
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    - OT, A Message consultant wishes you and yours a happy holidays /that is all Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208500
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    - Allitcertkiller.com christmas offer :All new exams with latest updates and moneyback guarantee Allitcertkiller.com christmas offer :All new exams with latest updates and moneyback guarantee Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208493
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    - Dear "Mr Moderator" If you ever do something stupid like that again, I will be forced to take action. Do NOT call my house and do not harass me in any way shape or form. This is an official Cease and Desist notification. If you continue, I will take legal action against you. You have been identified by my phone company and all I have to do is dial a number and you will have the proceedings start upon yourself. You have been warned and you only get one warning. -- Lasher MCNGP #50 MCNGP: Leading the world to better training, better computer skills, and taking out the lowdes and othman's of the world with fervor beyond anyone's belief. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208476
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    - OT: Holy Frapper What happened to the map? (er) Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208466
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    - All new exams added in Allitcertkiller.com and have new updates than Testking.co.uk All new exams added in Allitcertkiller.com and have new updates than Testking.co.uk Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208439
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    - MCSE What is the MCSE? -- ROLLTIDE Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208436
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    - Graphics Card & Video Card What type of graphics card and video card should I get? I want to play games, but how much does it mater? -- ROLLTIDE Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208435
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    - OT: Not to be outdone From the historical record: Dec 9 2003 4:32 pm Twas the night before Test Day, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse; The Internet sites were being searched with great care, In hopes that Answers soon would be there; The candidates then nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of 900's danced in their heads; The braindump sites had all promised a pass, They were sure to land a job and get lots of cash, When out of the newsgroups there arose such a clatter, I sprang to the monitor to see what was the matter. Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash, Opened outlook express (hoping it didn't crash). I looked at the newsgroup, at each little line Everything seemed calm, really just fine When, what to my watering eyes should appear, But a thousand new posts, I almost dropped my new beer, It was a little old man, so mean and so bold, I knew in a moment it was the one foretold, More rapid than cable his legions they came, And he rallied, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, Consultant! now, Frisbee! Now, Kendal and Brat! On, Politician Spock! on Jtyc! On, Ken and all that! To the top of the newsgroup! Head my momentous call! Now type away! Type away! Type away all!" Like flames that leap in a raging wild fire west, When they meet with a dumper they burned him in jest, So up to the server the mockery flew, You'll not get certified and our respect too. The torrents continued all though the night And then, in a twinkling, I saw a refreshing sight The changing of minds, though only a few. There is still much more work to do. He sprang to his keyboard, to his team gave a cheer, And away they all flew to go get a beer. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "HAPPY TESTING TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!" Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208421
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    - Things will change here From next year, this is how's it's going to be. 1 - Only MCNGP members Neil & LRM will be allowed to post to this site without clearance by me, Mr Moderator. 2 - MCNGP members Lasher, The Rev & Rowdy Yates will be allowed to submit posts to me, Mr Moderator, which I vet before determining if such posts are fit for publication. 3 - No other members of the MCNGP will be allowed to post *ANY* messages to this site. Such attempts we result in me, Mr Moderator, reporting those members of the MCNGP to their IPS. You have been hereby warned Mr Moderator. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208400
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    - OT: An MCNGP Christmas I originally posted this on December 24, 2002, so most of you may not recognize/remember some of the names... So I'm not Dylan Thomas... sue me. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the list Not an MCNGP was posting Most of them were pissed. Network Guru in his nightgown and Steve-O in his pumps Had just settled down to share some brain dumps When suddenly on the list there arose such a clatter that we all logged at once to see what was the matter. We scanned the new posts no OT's found for a gamer Mostly trolls from Tom, our latest Lamer. When what to our wondering eyes did we see But Consultant® and several other MCNGP "I'm in a good mood, so I'll not start a flame." And then he began chanting, calling them all by name. "On Keyboard, On Mean, On Frisbee and Sue" "That's NOT what I meant, Frisbee, You know what to do!" "On Rob, On Glenn, and Diamond Jim" "Can't find Batman, anyone seen him?" "On Angry, On MCSENada, and Sweet Michelle" "She's a babe, for sure... Can't you tell?" "On Don Julio, come on now, On JYTC" "On Laura, the animatron, our secret fantasy." "To the top of the list, reply to that post" "Let's see who can quote obscure movies the most" The whole group together can be quite a sight Merry Christmas to all We're too tired to fight. -- Fris "Scrooge you" bee®, MCNGP #13 The MCNGP Team - We're here to help! http://www.mcngp.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208396
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    - OT: Poetic Justice? Take my job will ya? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16157113/ 0x22 SFW? Well, it is a news story. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208332
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    - Confused! What exactly is this group for? Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208290
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    - OT: interesting In the realm of what is possible and what was not, I would have thought this was not. An ASCII autostereogram gererator. http://aa-project.sourceforge.net/aa3d/ SFW 0x22 Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208285
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    - Eruption in the West Take cover JaR, the sky is falling, the sky is falling. Mt. St. Helens Live (kinda): http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/ Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208284
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    - MCSE / How do you do it?!?!? Hi All, I'm about 1 month in to starting my MCSE 2003. I've had the Microsoft Press books for a year or so now but I've only really just had the time to look at them (I've been busy). I'm starting with the 70-290 exam and so far I've read the book and I've also been studying the 'TestOut' module for the 70-290 exam. I'm also using 'Transcenders' to check my progress and go back and study any bits I feel I need work on. I guess the point of my post is just to see what other people are doing in terms of studying. I think between the Microsoft Press books, 'Testout' and 'Trancenders' I should have the exam covered. I really think reading the book cover to cover is very important though. Watching the 'TestOut' video is really good and it re-enforces that knowledge but you actually need to put the effort in to reading the book as opposed to just sitting down, watching a video and then doing some simple practical bits. I've got about 8 years IT experience behind me and I'm 25 (just in case anyone was wondering) - oh and I'm also using VMWARE to set up test domains etc etc. Without VMWARE I'd be really REALLY struggling!! Look forward to hearing how other people are doing. G. Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208256
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    - [OT] JotD What do you call a Vegetarian w/ D!@rrhea? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Salad Shooter! Tag: about excel.... Tag: 208242

can anyone tell me ...

why excel is a end user development??

Re: about excel.... by Cerebrus

Cerebrus
Fri Jan 05 00:51:51 CST 2007

van wrote:
> can anyone tell me ...
>
> why excel is a end user development??

Because it's Excel-lent !

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Re: about excel.... by TurkReno

TurkReno
Fri Jan 05 03:36:08 CST 2007

"Cerebrus" <zorg007@sify.com> wrote in news:1167979911.471639.168750
@s80g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> Because it's Excel-lent !
>

It's party-time! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Ok, My name is Wayne and this is
Garth.

---
Lasher
MCNGP #50
www.mcngp.com > all
MCNGP: Leading the world to better training, better computer skills,
and taking out the lowdes of the world with fervor beyond anyone's belief.
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