Why do some girls not like oral?

I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
a "scent".

:(


Signed,
Worries Serious
MCSE, MCSA, MCP+i

Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Ken

Ken
Wed Dec 31 10:29:57 CST 2003

> Why do some girls not like oral?

Because you're doing it wrong. Don't bite.

> I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
> a "scent".

Frankly sir, she does.

--

KB - MCNGP #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 11:02:43 CST 2003

just remember to lick, starting at the bottom, working your way up, then
swirling in circles when you reach the top. be mindful not to be to rough,
as it is an extremely sensitive area


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:umeKWt7zDHA.2156@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > Why do some girls not like oral?
>
> Because you're doing it wrong. Don't bite.
>
> > I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
> > a "scent".
>
> Frankly sir, she does.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Network

Network
Wed Dec 31 12:28:58 CST 2003

Consultant,

Have you considered obtaining the coveted MCMD (mean certified muff diver)
cert?

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OtHZL%237zDHA.2408@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> just remember to lick, starting at the bottom, working your way up, then
> swirling in circles when you reach the top. be mindful not to be to rough,
> as it is an extremely sensitive area
>
>
> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:umeKWt7zDHA.2156@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > > Why do some girls not like oral?
> >
> > Because you're doing it wrong. Don't bite.
> >
> > > I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
> > > a "scent".
> >
> > Frankly sir, she does.
> >
> > --
> >
> > KB - MCNGP #26
> >
> > first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
> >
> >
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 12:55:35 CST 2003

considered it? friend, i'm a charter member


"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
news:%23a8auv8zDHA.2856@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Consultant,
>
> Have you considered obtaining the coveted MCMD (mean certified muff diver)
> cert?
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:OtHZL%237zDHA.2408@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > just remember to lick, starting at the bottom, working your way up, then
> > swirling in circles when you reach the top. be mindful not to be to
rough,
> > as it is an extremely sensitive area
> >
> >
> > "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> > news:umeKWt7zDHA.2156@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > > > Why do some girls not like oral?
> > >
> > > Because you're doing it wrong. Don't bite.
> > >
> > > > I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
> > > > a "scent".
> > >
> > > Frankly sir, she does.
> > >
> > > --
> > >
> > > KB - MCNGP #26
> > >
> > > first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Network

Network
Wed Dec 31 13:02:03 CST 2003


"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uJAvP98zDHA.1760@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> considered it? friend, i'm a charter member
>

DOH!,
How could I be so stupid.




Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 13:09:55 CST 2003

not stupid, misinformed


"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:uJAvP98zDHA.1760@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > considered it? friend, i'm a charter member
> >
>
> DOH!,
> How could I be so stupid.
>
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 13:09:20 CST 2003

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:uJAvP98zDHA.1760@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> considered it? friend, i'm a charter member
>

Yabbut do ya have your red wings?



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 13:18:13 CST 2003

you had to take it there
that's disgusting, unless it was one of these ladies:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031231/ids_photos_en/r1799846580.jpg&e=8&ncid=1756

preferably the one on the right


"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:%235uLsG9zDHA.404@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:uJAvP98zDHA.1760@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > considered it? friend, i'm a charter member
> >
>
> Yabbut do ya have your red wings?
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Ken

Ken
Wed Dec 31 13:23:48 CST 2003

> Yabbut do ya have your red wings?

Now now, we're not getting out of hand, are we? Do we need a time out?

--

KB - MCNGP #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 13:27:33 CST 2003

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23A174J9zDHA.384@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> you had to take it there
> that's disgusting,

Coming from you, I believe that's a compliment!



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 13:30:44 CST 2003

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:et9PfO9zDHA.484@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...

As long as we're decending to grade school humor...

>getting out of hand,
> --
>

LOL!



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Ken

Ken
Wed Dec 31 13:49:34 CST 2003

> As long as we're decending to grade school humor...
>
> >getting out of hand,
> > --
> >
>
> LOL!
>

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the
house...

--

KB - MCNGP #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 14:05:40 CST 2003

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23xxN5c9zDHA.2308@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the
> house...
>

Oh, yeah? Yo mama so fat, her waist size is "Equator"



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Keyboard

Keyboard
Wed Dec 31 14:14:42 CST 2003

>
>Oh, yeah? Yo mama so fat, her waist size is "Equator"
>
>


Yeah? Well, yo mama's breath... *cough* stink so..
bad...*cough* she... *faint*

Keyboard Cowboy MCNGP #14
The MCNGP Team - We're here to help

Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Ken

Ken
Wed Dec 31 14:16:12 CST 2003

> Oh, yeah? Yo mama so fat, her waist size is "Equator"

Ooooohh, sh!t! No he didn't. Uh uh, no he didn't!

--

KB - MCNGP #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 14:22:01 CST 2003

it is ;-)

"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
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> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%23A174J9zDHA.384@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > you had to take it there
> > that's disgusting,
>
> Coming from you, I believe that's a compliment!
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 14:22:58 CST 2003

well your mommas so fat, she got her own zip code

"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:068701c3cfda$b9ff6ad0$a001280a@phx.gbl...
> >
> >Oh, yeah? Yo mama so fat, her waist size is "Equator"
> >
> >
>
>
> Yeah? Well, yo mama's breath... *cough* stink so..
> bad...*cough* she... *faint*
>
> Keyboard Cowboy MCNGP #14
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 14:27:04 CST 2003

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23vc1Eu9zDHA.3900@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> well your mommas so fat, she got her own zip code
>

Yo mama's so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang.



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 14:30:00 CST 2003

"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:068701c3cfda$b9ff6ad0$a001280a@phx.gbl...
> Yeah? Well, yo mama's breath... *cough* stink so..
> bad...*cough* she... *faint*
>
>

Yo mama's so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and picked Oreos.

Oh and she fat, too!



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Keyboard

Keyboard
Wed Dec 31 14:38:05 CST 2003


>Yo mama's so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and
picked Oreos.
>
>Oh and she fat, too!
>

Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 14:44:35 CST 2003

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:OLZlHy9zDHA.1576@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%23vc1Eu9zDHA.3900@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > well your mommas so fat, she got her own zip code
> >
>
> Yo mama's so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang.
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 14:44:02 CST 2003

Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:eZKdwz9zDHA.2412@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> "Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
> message news:068701c3cfda$b9ff6ad0$a001280a@phx.gbl...
> > Yeah? Well, yo mama's breath... *cough* stink so..
> > bad...*cough* she... *faint*
> >
> >
>
> Yo mama's so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and picked Oreos.
>
> Oh and she fat, too!
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Worried

Worried
Wed Dec 31 14:43:29 CST 2003

You missed the point here people - I asked why she would
not like it, not about technique or anything.

I think shes self conscious cuz she has a bit of a scent
down there.

Why can't all women have that nicely trimmed, non smelling
baby factory?

Will the relationship last?

I love to perform oral, but she won't let me ... :(

She is an MCSE NT4 by the way ...

>-----Original Message-----
>not stupid, misinformed
>
>
>"Network Guru" <Guruthis@nwgthis.com> wrote in message
>news:%23RBYNC9zDHA.3416@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com>
wrote in message
>> news:uJAvP98zDHA.1760@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>> > considered it? friend, i'm a charter member
>> >
>>
>> DOH!,
>> How could I be so stupid.
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>.
>

Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Ken

Ken
Wed Dec 31 14:46:06 CST 2003

> Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for her drug test.

--

KB - MCNGP #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Ken

Ken
Wed Dec 31 14:47:09 CST 2003

> She is an MCSE NT4 by the way ...

Whew. For a minute there, I thought we were slightly OT.

--

KB - MCNGP #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 14:50:11 CST 2003

Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240
Patrons OR Yo Momma"


"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:020901c3cfdd$fdf6fc50$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
> >Yo mama's so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and
> picked Oreos.
> >
> >Oh and she fat, too!
> >
>
> Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Network

Network
Wed Dec 31 14:49:59 CST 2003


"Worried Sick" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:011001c3cfde$bf77e1a0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> .
>
> Why can't all women have that nicely trimmed, non smelling
> baby factory?
>
>

Not to rain on your parade, but it usually aka 'fish factory'



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 14:56:02 CST 2003

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Oa7GK69zDHA.1304@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Yo momma's so fat,
> when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
>
>

Yo mama's so fat, she got smaller fat women in orbit around her.



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 14:58:05 CST 2003

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%23ExAf89zDHA.2328@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
> Yo mama so dumb, she studied for her drug test.
>

...and still failed!



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 14:57:29 CST 2003

"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
message news:020901c3cfdd$fdf6fc50$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
> Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so dumb she nearly drowned in a car pool.



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Dec 31 15:02:13 CST 2003

lol!

"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:e6tgTC%23zDHA.2388@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Oa7GK69zDHA.1304@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > Yo momma's so fat,
> > when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the
water.
> >
> >
>
> Yo mama's so fat, she got smaller fat women in orbit around her.
>
>



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 14:59:37 CST 2003

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:utLVS99zDHA.1660@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Yo momma's so fat,
> all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240
> Patrons OR Yo Momma"
>

Yo mama so fat, she think Barnum & Bailey are dress designers.



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by JaR

JaR
Wed Dec 31 15:01:02 CST 2003

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eGWA259zDHA.2928@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Yo momma's so fat,
> the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
>

Yo mama so fat, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was
walking or rolling.



Re: My GF Won't Let Me by billyw

billyw
Wed Dec 31 19:49:00 CST 2003

it's cause your ugly.. live wirth it

"Worried" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:092501c3cfb9$523e4d60$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>
> Why do some girls not like oral?
>
> I'm beginning to think she won't let me cuz she has
> a "scent".
>
> :(
>
>
> Signed,
> Worries Serious
> MCSE, MCSA, MCP+i