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    - Child domain A few months ago, my boss request me for create two new child domains. Time passes and his ideas never came real, so when I try to deleted a child domain from the domains list, an error appears Active Director The DSA object cannot be deleted ... and just the OK butto How can I delete this name?? Thank Luis Ramo Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107856
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    - PXE & RIS I would like to install RIS and use it to configure a client computer on my lab setup. I have tried in the past when I was working on 210 but was unable to find a PXE LAN card or a LAN card supported by the boot disk. The 217 MS guide has a list of LAN cards but they are all out of date. Anyone know of a card I can use for a RIS client that is availble now? A source for the card would also be appreciated. Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107822
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    - windows registry Masters! Books r sites r materials (specific) which give ample details about handling windows registry. Thanks and regards kalyan chakravarthy. Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107820
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    - where can I find my scores after each exam, I've just get the result "pass". But I really want to know the exact score.Do anyone know where I can find it? Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107798
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    - what is Fat(File allocation table) Masters! wat is the exact BACKGROUNDof fat in windows, and wat is the entire process about. how is fat16 different from fat32.I am confused. Please help me out.Please help me out with the exact process that happens in the background when a particular file is stored. Thanks and regards Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107789
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    - tech jobs... I guess all the entry level tech jobs really are moving to India. Microsoft is now offering discounts for people taking tests in India. Good luck to all the end users in North America who will not only have to get past the technical aspects of computers but when they call for help will have to understand what the tech is saying through a thick accent. Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107761
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    - 2K3 Terminal Server CAL Just finished installing 2K3 Eval as I'm starting 2K3 MCSE soon. I installed Terminal Server and want to get it up and running for testing. Is there some Eval license that can be used here, or must it be purchased even for Eval? Thanks. --------------- Darth 2000 Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107759
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    - reference material hi! masters,i am planning to take up mcse course. please suggest me some good websites which have some good course material for preparation. i also request u to tell be some where can i get the dumps of exams questions which r free of cost, as u know as i hve to spend lot of money on the course and the examination. thanks and rgds kalyan chakravarthy Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107756
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    - 70-296 Ain't That Bad Passed with 899 tonight .... My secrets: 1. I setup three virtal machines with Virtual PC 2004. --- One Ent --- One Std --- One web 2. On the Ent I had DNS, Certs, SUS, GP, PKI, DHCP WINS ETC. Everything under the sun. Everything u ass pakkager. 3. STD had stub zones, 2ndary zones and fed off of ENT and secondary partner on everything to ENT. Logging cranked up full. 4. WEB server had all IIS crapolas running. And I read the 2003 help files, front to back. And I read technet, front to back, and I played back to front by Brian Mcknight and cried my poor little head off because my gf dumped me again for a help desk dude with a meat stick more precious and tastier than mine (or so she said). Anyone that does not use MS Virtual PC to setup labs and is still trying to procure hardware to make a test lab at home is a JAKA$$. You need to be shot and have blood poured down your throat from dead bluegills. Learn the fukkeng product, understand it. Server 2003 is an amazing system, get ms virtual pc now you bastard fuc. And pass the test without having to grip your balls and sing kenny-g tunes before peeing. Father Cocinas Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107748
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    - FS: $30, MS windows 2000 pro. 2nd ed. - for exam 70-210 Brand new book, "MCSA/MCSE Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional, 2nd ed." - For exam 70-210 CD inside never been used either (see pics) Asking for $30 Buyer pays shipping + delivery confirmation (it should cost you around $10 by USPS) Seller located in Los Angeles, CA Paypal preferred. (cash if you want to pick it up in person) email me at network_plus@sbcglobal.net pictures available at http://f2.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/network_plus@sbcglobal.net/lst?.dir=/ms&.src=bc&.view= Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107742
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    - 70-290 advice... I write 70-290 tomorrow... I'm feeling pretty confident, but I'm just wondering if anyone else out there has written it and if they have any advice for me... Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107739
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    - MCSE certification tutor hi, are there tutors available for people studying for this exam...and opinions on ways of getting help for certification... also.. if tutors are available... are there any for the SF Bay area... this would be private tutors..thanks Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107732
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    - SYSPREP and Ghost Question I am wondering if anyone here can offer some advice on using Ghost to create images of Windows XP laptops and desktops that have been prepped using Sysprep. What I would like to do is create "recovery CD" type CDs to install on new PCs and Laptops to prepare them for deployment as quickly as possible. I am using Norton Ghost Enterprise Edition Version 7.0 and have no problem preparing a boot disk to map a shared drive to store the images but they end up being like 2 to 3 GBs in size. Any ideas? -- Techie MCNGP #21 Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107731
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    - Some thoughts for Paisleyskye & the MCNGP I thought I was not going to post here again....... not so......... all of the below is in my honest opinion and is connected with various threads here and at icertify.net Paisleyskye some thoughts for you 1 Your site does sell books..... you have a book store, therefore you sell books..... Your site has adverts/sponsors so its commercial (even if it only pays the site costs)..... nuff said 2 Some of the very reason you say you closed "the thread" on your site you did yourself in the last post. 3 Yes your site isn't a democracy, so you can have the final say there and only there...... sorry lost the point of it as there was so much waffle in that last post..... 4 you say 12 pages of crap..... a lot of which was your own crap on your own site.... good advert!!!!! 5 You say we (the posters here) should help people who can get to the MS site/news group, but not find the info they are looking for, let me see...... search for "MCSE" at www.microsoft.com and we get a page of links to info about the cert, sorry these people don't need help getting a cert they need to think for themselves and pull there fingers out of there bums and type MCSE in a search field. MCNGP some thoughts for you 1 Although I agree with the principle of your group calling someone who doesn't know any better an "ASS####ER" doesn't do your cause justice, educate the fool and the fool may learn to educate others. Being rude makes you look like troll's, which again isn't doing you any justice [do you care, probably not] 2 The humour curls me up..... for example the responses to "Resume Concepts" by JaR, Jytc and Consultant. 3 I don't want to get the MCNGP lapel pin so kindly don't try [have I just dropped myself in it :-[] -- Regards Japes Have you found any Celestine Insights in your life yet? When replying by email put STARWARS in the subject line, otherwise its automatically deleted. Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107720
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    - Resume Concepts Getting ready to design my MCSE/MCSA resume...any examples or sites to refernece for IT resumes, i.e.MCSE. Thanks, Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107707
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    - DNS in 70-290? Hi I can't find anything about DNS in my MS Press Self paced book. Isn't DNS covered i the exam? Or does it come in later exams? /J Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107688
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    - OT Wednesday fun A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the s! hepherd: If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie,then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers: "Sure. Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, attaches it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. Then the young man opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color,150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says: You have exactly 1586 sheep." That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep" says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man: "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a consultant." says the shepherd. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though nobody called you! ; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know anything about my business. Now give me back my DOG. " -- Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1 www.mcngp.tk Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107687
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    - Study Group in Ohio Hopefully, most of us have gotten the hang of writing "/04" on checks and the like. So we're ready to tackle our next challenge, which would be.certification (nope, not the mastering "ballroom dancing", which was also on the list)! The next Certification study group will be this coming Monday, 12 January, from 6-8pm. We'll be meeting at Tri-C's UTC, in room 222a (we'll keep an eye out for Pete Dixon). We meet each month on the 2nd Monday, so the next one after this will 9 February. There's no charge, or sales pitch or anything. Past meetings have had as few as two people, so it's a chance for you to pick the brain of an MCT/MCSE for a couple of hours (ok, it's my brain, so bring tweezers and a magnifying glass). Whether you're working on your MCSA, MCSE, MCDBA, MCSD, A+, Network+, CCNA, CNE.<phew>.I have some study materials for you to use. Everything from training to sample tests. I also have some posters from Microsoft that do a pretty good job of outlaying the difference certification paths and requirements. Free while supplies last! I do ask that people who plan to attend let me know what they're planning on studying so I can fake preparing. The meeting is sponsored by the Greater Cleveland PC Users Group (www.gcpcug.org). I happen to President of that group as well, proving that I have no %!$#^$ life. -- RL (Bob) Coppedge, MCSE/MCT Network+ NorthEast Ohio www.RLCoppedge.com RLCoppedge@hotmail.com Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107666
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    - Microsoft MCSE Do anyone know how many MCSE certified peoples are worlwide,in germany or in europe? Is there any website to visit? Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107637
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    - IIS 6.0 Authentication - 70-290 I'm getting some confusing answers from two books on "Integrated Windows Authentication" for IIS 6.0. One book says that Integrated Windows Auth will work through proxy and firewalls, but another says it won't. Help? Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107623
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    - Newbie Hi, I've just joined this group (as recommended by Microsoft themselves) and I was wondering whether anyone can help me. I will be taking "Install, configure and administer Windows 2000 Professional (070-210)" in February and I need to know what to expect. What score do I need to pass? If I fail, can I retake for free? How many exams (not including this one) do I need to become a MCSE? Thanks, George --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.558 / Virus Database: 350 - Release Date: 02/01/2004 Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107604
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    - realexamquestions.com is awsome realexamquestions.com is awsome.passed my exam in 15 minutes with 100 marks kellym Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1032248.htm Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107595
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    - Sorry. html newsreader needs fixing - Microsoft??? Recently, I have noticed others slamming posters for not using carriage return. I was wondering what the hell they were on about; every post looked fine to me. I use the Web version of reading these newsgroups so I can follow threads while I am at various work places. Much easier for me. Usually, I go to www.microsoft.com/traincert. Press Community link on the left. Follow the link to your fave Web Based client. Every post looks well formatted. Now go to the old reader: http://communities.microsoft.com/newsgroups/default.asp? ICP=certification&sLCID=us&NewsGroup=microsoft.public.cert. exam.mcse&iPageNumber=1 Sorry about the wrapping. (Should have used tinyurl) If you post from here, it is a text page that is generally more readable. So Microsoft - Any chance you can fix this??? My aplogies for being rude and requiring that everyone have a 100+ inch monitor set to 65536*768 resolution to read my posts. I didn't realise what was going on. (...and you call yourself MCSE...???) Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107592
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    - Security+ vs 70-220 Hi Folks. I am one exam away from completing my MCSE. I've been studying to do the 70-220 exam, but am now considering doing the CompTIA Security+ exam. How will will affect my cert? Better than MCSE+Security? More marketable? Please advise. Thanks Brendan Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107589
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    - A tale of two policies? What exactly is the difference between the policy "Account lockout duration" and "Reset account lockout counter after". It seems from my reading that they do EXACTLY the same thing, i.e. unlock an account after X minutes. Thanks, Adam Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107582
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    - Paisley locked the thread on her forum. I know this is not good netiquette bringing this from another forum, but as much as was said in the last post, it would be un-American to not respond to this. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "This thread seems to have turned into a boiling pot of lengthy posts made by the MCNGP that have very little bearing on the topic at hand," The topic is "The MCNGP Mafia - It's Time Microsoft Took Them Down." What kind of view do you have to have to think posts from the MCNGP are off topic to the thread? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "do not contribute to learning, and are not productive. These posts appear to be boiling over, and therefore I am going to pour out my final thoughts and turn off the stove. I have been watching the microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse newsgroup for a couple of years, and I have constantly witnessed the abuse that the MCNGP bestows upon innocent people. One night I had enough of their inappropriate behavior and wrote the article in question. What I was not prepared for was the overwhelming response I received from it. Thank you to everyone for your support." As a part of "everyone", you're welcome, but I still disagree with you. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Since that time, this thread came into existence, several members of the MCNGP have chosen to come onto my site and post in the thread. While I respect their right to try to defend themselves," No you don't. You posted a book of a response flaming us and then closed the thread. Do you really think you respect our right to defend ourselves? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "they haven't been doing that." I was. So were others. Does it require 100% compliance to be considered a defense? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Instead they have been questioning the knowledge of my moderators (my moderators are top-notch and I will always stand behind them 100%), and our members (our members are people of caliber who don't deserve to be bashed by the likes of the MCNGP)." God forbid someone be questioned for their knowledge. Don't we have a president that has been questioned on his intelligence for the past three years? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "While they chose to come here to try to defend themselves, their defense has been weak at best," Arguable. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "and they have not been playing by the rules. While the newsgroup has no rules (at least not enforceable ones), this site does. By coming on this site and spouting viscous personal attacks in regards to personal appearance and gender preference the MCNGP has proven they have no respect for anyone or anything." I must have missed those posts. Maybe they were there. I don't know. But they didn't come from me. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "One of their signatures even posts that they are proud to be mean." *GASP* Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Being mean is not something I would brag about nor be proud of - making fun of people is not productive and in fact is an enormous waste of time." There goes Prime Time television. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "While I work hard to maintain the integrity of our site, the MCNGP proves over and over again that they don't even know what the word means." It means you don't sell out your principles to sell a few books on your website. There are far more principles on a public newsgroup where no one has any financial interests than there are on your commercial website. Kudos on your choice of a .net address to mask your profit intentions. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Consultant proved over and over again that he was not a man of his word when he made his final post on the subject several different times on several different occasions." The subject was not always consistent. You even stated that at the beginning of this post. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Even Larry Samuels who started off appearing to be the most respectable of the MCNGP group has taken to slamming moderators on this site, thus destroying his credibility in my eyes." Larry never slammed anyone. Your moderators slammed me for a spelling mistake just like the MCNGP has done to me and he pointed out that your moderators resort to the same tactics as the MCNGP. If you didn't see that, I really don't know what to say to you. It was obvious. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Over the past day or two, I have purposely not posted in the newsgroup to see what would happen. Since that time, they have started two new threads - "OT Paisleskye" and "Paisleyskye Help Or Hinderance". With tons of posts in each, and still more being added to the original thread, I'm getting the impression that members of the MCNGP don't have real jobs." Or just have jobs with a lot of vacation time. We're not all in the US you know, and as educated as you claim, you should know other countries give a ton more time off work than US employers do. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Instead they post in the newsgroup making fun of people all day long. It would appear that they are spending way too much energy on something they deplore so much - my desire to help people and answer questions." That's not what we made fun of. I'd repeat it all again, but you know where it is. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "I'm glad they have time to waste making fun of me, the country I'm from, and what not, but as for me - I have a site to run and people to help. I'm saddened to see that the MCNGP has nothing better to do at this point in time than slam me - but at least while they are beating me down they are leaving people with legitimate questions alone." Wait just a minute. We've been trying to get across the point for days that there are legitimate questions and bogus questions. Are you now agreeing with us, and still continuing to slam us? Unbelievable! Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "While I'm not going to waste another 20 minutes of my time blasting the ignorant," IGNORANT?!?! You might want to read what you were saying earlier about being mean. It's good reading. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "I do have some things I want to say regarding this issue. 1. Regardless of what the MCNGP chooses to believe the MCSE is an entry-level cert." Thanks to commercial sites like yours, thank you very much! Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "While the term engineer would indicate otherwise, as Psuedocyber has pointed out, experience is only a recommendation and not a pre-requisite. These days, most newly certified MCSE's start off with entry-level positions and gain their experience on the job. In my way of thinking, there is nothing better than hands-on on-the-job training to get some experience under your belt." There is to the employer: a qualified an employee. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "There is absolutely nothing wrong with that" Ask the employer if that's true. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "- if there were, then entry-level positions would not exist for MCSE's and every certified individual would immediately gain employment as a network administrator. " That is faulty logic. Entry level positions can demand an MCSE because there are so many MCSE's. That doesn't make the job an entry level position FOR the MCSEs. It means the market is saturated, which is also why not all MCSEs are employed. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "2. Serious discussion does die fast once a member of the MCNGP enters the conversation. While they have tried to deny this fact, I have seen to many threads in the newsgroup where serious discussion went out the window o ce one of these guys made the first sarcastic remark." Did you miss the one today about the Patriot Act. That was pretty serious. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "The MCNGP continues to be petty about questions people ask" Completely depends on the question asked. Don't deny the fact that there is a ton of troll bait posted on USENET. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "- but then they cannot even begin to keep a serious conversation going without resorting to attacks and inappropriate behavior. They have proven it in the newsgroup, and they've proven it in this thread on this site." Keep the conversation going?!?!? You are the one that locked the thread?!?!? Unbelieveable! Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "I'm still from the old school, where people matter and their questions are important. I believe that every question, no matter how trivial, deserves an answer. " Naive of troll bait are we? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "We were all new at some point, and we all had mentors to take us under their wing." We don't discourage that. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Now the time is ours to take people under our wings, and to help them to fly." Everyone? Anyone? Remember, we are dealing with people on the Internet. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Even if the answer is as simple as a link to appropriate material on Microsoft's site, that's the answer I give. Never, ever does anybody deserve to be put down for asking a question." Again, remember, we are dealing with people on the Internet. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Contrary to the beliefs of the MCNGP - there is no such thing as a stupid question, " Even if the question is troll bait? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "only stupid answers - and the MCNGP appears to be quite eloquent at the latter." Eloquent?!?!? See you CAN you nice words. I knew you could. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "The MCNGP could learn from something that I am constantly teaching my children: "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"" What will you tell them after they learn to type? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 " - perhaps if you can't answer posters questions nicely, you should refrain from replying in the thread at all. " Perhaps if trolls, braindumpers and bootcampers never existed, neither would the MCNGP. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Another one that I constantly try to drive home for my children is: "Do unto others as you'd like them to do unto you." I strongly believe in helping people, because someday I'm going to be in a position where I need help. " Congratulations. You arrived. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "As per the comment that insinuated my being a trainer was a bad thing - you guys don't even know what your argument is. " It's pretty simple. You are here to earn a profit. We aren't. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "You sit there and complain about people entering the industry, and then you make blast me for being a trainer. This would imply that you feel that it is impossible to learn to become an MCSE " I didn't need a trainer to get certified. Did you Consultant? Frisbee? Ken? Seems to me we know it is possible. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "- and that you have to be naturally born with that talent." Talent IS something you are naturally born with. SKILL is something you learn. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Consultant, Kline, Frisbee - I hate to tell you this but you weren't born with a CAT5 cable in your mouth." But there was probably something there. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Somewhere along the line you were taught something (definitely not manners)." And the teacher was paid. Don't forget that important part. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 " To truly be successful in the IT industry, you have to be in a state of constant learning. If you aren't in a state of constant learning, then you are falling behind and quickly becoming obsolete. " We all know that. And it is exactly why the market you work in is profitable. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "If feel sorry for anybody who thinks he knows it all, as this is the person who has the most to learn." So do I..... who are we talking about? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "Over the years I have worked hard to discourage braindump use. I believe that discouraging people from using braindumps and educating them about the evils of braindumps is far more efficient than making off color remarks in a newsgroup. " Fantastic! What's your motivation. We do it because it is wrong. Do you do it to make a bigger market for books and training? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "I do my best to reach people, and to help them learn and develop knowledge regardless of their skill levels. My motto has always been "educate, educate, educate. " We know that. It's your bread and butter living. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "The motto of this site is "Because IntegrITy matters, and I strongly believe in that. A certification is only as valuable as the hard work you put into it. " And the market's perception of it. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "However, Integrity goes farther than just preaching about the evils of braindumps. Integrity is a part of who you are, and what you stand for. The MCNGP has already proven their lack thereof. " We stand up for what we believe in everyday. You stand up for your commercial site. I wouldn't continue pursuing this integrity argument. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "I refuse to put my integrity, or the integrity of this site on the line by letting this thread, which has gotten twisted and turned upside down, to continue. " If I were you, I wouldn't either. Gotta watch that paycheck. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "I will continue to fight my battles strongly, " Right after you close this thread, right? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "and to stand up for what I believe in." PROFITS! Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 " I believe that everybody deserves a chance, and that everybody is entitled to ask questions, and to receive answers." We love to answer questions as well. Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 " I feel sorry for the technician that doesn't ask questions, because he will never fully understand - and I feel sorry for the bully that refuses to answer questions, as he will never escape his ignorance. " Didn't you call us ignorant earlier? Didn't you close this thread so we couldn't ask questions regarding this post? Do you feel sorry for yourself? Originally posted by paisleyskye on: http://www.icertify.net/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=955&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=165 "With that being said, its time to turn off the stove, so if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen!" With the stove off, why do I have to get out of the kitchen.... ... oh that's right. It was getting too hot for YOU! Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107550
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    - =?iso-8859-1?Q?=22With_that_being_said=2C_its_time_to_turn_off_the_stov?= So are the final words of Paisley Skye, locking the "Mafia" MCNGP thread on her web site, posting a rather lengthy diatribe and then not allowing anyone to reply. Methinks she took her own advice except that she managed to keep others out of her kitchen. Nothing like having the power of having the last word, eh? -- Fris "Makes fun of the dyslexic" bee® MCNGP #13 http://www.mcngp.tk The MCNGP Team - We're here to help http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics Certaholics - We're here if you're beyond help Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107528
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    - Yes, this guy is for real... Hey all. Thanks for visiting my site and commenting on my certificatio list. Its actually pretty funny that you visited my site and notice that yes, I have a ton of certifications, but thats because I was trainer and MADE sure I was certified in the products I taught on, onl fair right? Why tell a student how they can train to be a Certifie 'whatever' when the trainer is not certified on anything. Damn, I hav seen this thousands of times. Also, if you havent noticed, I spend 50 of my free time writing certification study guides for companies lik Que, etc. Ummmm, I guess it would also make sense for me to have thos certs too, no? Would you buy a book on an exam when the writer neve even took it? Ok peeps, do some intelligent thinking here. Ok next, am actually an executive in a very large company so I manage a larg group of people... all of which I work with to get certified o products we run. I guess if you do the math from what I just said, you would realize work around the clock on this crap so it would probably make sense tha after 7 years of taking exams... I would have accumulated this much Also, I listed out all the certs I got, in no particular order so tha when I consult for jobs, some people know what an MCP or CNA is, bu not a CNE. Hey peeps, think outside the box ok? Also, for the person who was nice enough to call me a loser because havent taken the CCIE (and you are only an MCSA), well damn dude, yo must not really know what that entails (if you were actually serious) I have purchased and built a home lab for the Cisco Security CCIE an have been working on it now 3 months. I have 9 friends who know 130 more about Cisco than I do and all have failed the lab at least once some twice, 2 passed, all the rest keep trying. The exam just change formats (AGAIN) and a ton of new crap was added, so more equipmen needs to be purchased. This is why it takes sometimes up to 4 years t get your CCIE, I have 3.5 more to go so dont rush me there tough guy. :) Ro MasterPyrexi Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1032179.htm Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107511
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    - MCSE with windows 2000 when dead? Hello. My name is Guillermo Martin and I From Argentina. I will study the MCSE with windows 2000. but I like to know when this career have been selected for discontinuation. In this page http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcpexams/status/examstoretire.asp I see some exams that will no longer be offered. Can you tell me when the exams for mcse with windows 2000 are deactivated? Thank You. Guillermo Martin Buenos Aires, ARGENTINA Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107510
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    - Recommended Study Guides for actually learning meaterial and taking the exames I'm trying to spend my money wisely and get a consenses on the most helpful study guides out there. Neither do I want to be the "paper mcse" but learn and keep what I learn. Does anyone prefer one set of kits to another? Microsoft, exam cram, etc...? I have 7 years in a client/server support environment and looking to strengthen my skills obtained from experience. I would like to pursue the Windows 2003 Server Security + route. Thanks. Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107508
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    - SBS 2003 - Exam 70-282 Has anyone had any experience with the official version of this exam? I saw from Microsoft that it was available as of mid-December, but I haven't seen any reviews or study guide information about it. Has anyone taken this or preparing to take it? Any ideas on when there will be books or study guides available for it? Thanks, Matt Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107482
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    - How much study time for MCSE Hi all, have just ordered the self paced books for the core elements of the 2003 Server MCSE and wondered how much study time you would recommend before sitting the first exam. I have no experience of 2003 Server but am fairly competent in a pure Windows 2000 Server/Client environment, albeit in a small business scenario. Also have about 4 years experience dealing with end user situations using all OS's from 95 up to XP pro. I have already received the 180 day trial versions and have a machine ready for practical experience. Any help greatly appreciated - but please no comments such as the one on Amazon.com - 'I read the 4000 pages on a Friday afternoon and passed the exams that evening'. Cheers, Gary. Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107480
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    - exam hello abat mcse exam in dubay Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107463
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    - Hello Frisbee!!!! Hey Fris! I know you do not advocate changing my name, but many did not like the name 'guru'.... Neophyte is more appropriate...don't you think??? Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107432
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    - Have anybody tried realexamquestions.com?? If anyone has the experience of this site then pls give your commen here cobo Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1032091.htm Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107409
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    - I would like to know about MCSE exams Its my long time Ambition that i want became a MCSE professional so i joined Aptech Computer centre in banglore in 1997 so they couldn't teach the real fact and the benifits of MCSE i really spoiled my 2yrs with Aptech that time Microst WIN NT 4 is popular now u pepole upgrade everything. So am planing to take that MCSE exams and i need ur full support both physical and mental and i beleive like u people can help me right now. And am waiting ur kind reply abt it Your Faithfully Mohammed Ashique A.K Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107383
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    - Value of MCSE without a degree? What is the value, if any, of having an MCSE without having a degree in some form or shape? Are there job applications that you can apply an MCSE to without having a degree in some computer or otherwise field? Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107381
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    - Domain Local vs Global Groups Can someone explain this confusion for me? I created a global group today to assign permissions to a resource in a different domain but it wouldn;t work, I had to use a Domain Local group for that. Global to me means a far reaching group with more "coverage" than a Domain Local (local to the domain) so I assumed that to permission objects outside a domain to use Globals. Any ideas why the naming sounds arse about face? Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107328
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    - MCSE or Bust I need some serious advise here since I've been following this newsgroup for about 8 months. My goal is NOT to become a paper MCSE, rather to really learn the material and apply it towards certs and hopefully to real life situations. As a administrator of a member server, I do not have domain admin priveleges, which leaves me with some good experience with basic permissions and network concepts. Wish I had access to the domains DC, but I'm not a domain admin or have those rights. For a year now, I've completed the class work and labs for 270, 215, 216, 217, 220, 218 towards a MCSE at a respectable IT college which has given me good/basic foundational knowledge to sit the certs. I have just completely the 216 and 220 classes last month which leaves me with exchange to take this month. My goal has always been to learn so I could apply the material and that is why I have put off the cert scene in hopes I would understand this newly acquired knowledge so I could better apply it to real life rather than memorizing tests, i.e. testkings! Since the 216 and 220 classes, I feel very comfortable and ready to tackle the certs. My question to all of you pro's is which one to start with. I've completed the 216 and 220 a few weeks ago and have been preping for the 216, but my close MCSE friend says to not sit the 216 for your first MCSE exam. I have Cram Master, Boson, Cert Times, Transcenders test simulators along with all the study guides and a library of CBT's, and the Microsoft library. All of these resources are invaluable which give me different perspectives and scenarios to apply and learn from. Where do I go from here...which exam first??? Thanks guys for your patience KWP Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107262
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    - Paisleyskye, helpful or hinderance Paisleyskye, self proclaimed Saint of the paper MCSE, so quick to throw judgment and attempt to pummel the fine guardians of this newsgroup. You like to blow your own horn about how helpful you are, but I have not seen one helpful post from you. The only posts you have made are to people who have passed a test and you have replied "congrats". You truly are a hypocrite. -- Consultant, MCNGP Founding Father Lead Thug, Public Enemy #1 www.mcngp.tk Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107254
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    - MCSE 2003 exams and crammsession Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107223
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    - MCSE 2003 reading and sites Does any one know where to find good exam cram notes for windows 2003 and exams or even sites. theres loads for 2000 but none for 2003. Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107222
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    - New exams with latest updates ..allit.certkiller.com is great New exams with latest updates ..allit.certkiller.com is great All the material found here is same as it comes in the exam.Passin rate is 100%. Recommendable site for Certification exams.Thanks again for the whol support liyaqat_na Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1032058.htm Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107211
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    - How to load balance ADSL with Windows 2000 Server ? Dear Sirs, My company leased 02 ADSL lines from 01 ISP. Anyone knows how to use concurrently them to access Internet for load balancing. We have 01 Windows 2000 Server computer with MS ISA server installed. Thank in advance. Peter Walkfield Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107207
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    - 70-229 exam exchange of material I have following materials: Transcender SQL Server 2000 Exam 70-229 CD MCAD/MCSE/MCDBA Self-Paced Training Kit: Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Database Design and Implementation, Exam 70-229, Second Edition with CD Microsoft Corp. / Microsoft Press Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Database Design and Implementaton Readiness Review with CD. MCDBA SQL Server 2000 Database Design Study Guide (Exam 70-229) by Syngress Media Inc. I am looking to trade in material for Exam 70?228, Exam 70?215, 70-305. Please send me email at shuangzhang2001@yahoo.com If anyone is interested in these materials and willing to exchange. Thanks Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107196
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    - Sybex "Exam Notes" Series Books I'm enrolled in an instructor-led class for my MCSE in Windows 2000 and need advice on supplemental material. The books and CD's provided in the class are not fully providing me with enough specific knowledge. I have many years of work experience and understand LAN's well, but I'm not an expert in any OS. I've reviewed the O'Reilly "MCSE in a Nutshell" and it is somewhat helpful, but is missing critical key information. Therefore, I ordered the Sybex "Exam Notes" series of books for W2K Pro and Server, due to be delivered soon. Has anyone reviewed these books, and what is your opinion of this as a supplemental study guide? Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107190
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    - Help with educational route Hey everyone, I would greatly appreciate it if someone would help me with my problem. Right now I'm a Junior in high school, and planning on taking a MCSE course at my local vocational center my senior year. I've been working with Microsoft programs since I was 6, so I'm pretty sure this is what I want to do. =-) Anyways, my problem is that I don't have a clear understanding of what I have to do in order to become MC as a Systems Administrator. After high school I'll be attending a community college to further this, but I've asked numerous certified people, and I never get a straight answer - do I need to transfer to a 4+ year college to become an administrator or what? Again I'd greatly appreciate it if anyone of y'all would answer this, additional information is also welcome. Thank you! Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107187
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    - Watch new updates at testking.co.uk Watch new updates at testking.co.u cobo Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1032004.htm Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107182
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    - Exam 70-220 prep (Question) Hello all, I am looking at finishing the MCSE this year, I am two exams away, my next test would be 70-220, has anyone taken it recently, and how did you prepared for. TIA, Jose MCSA, A+ Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107171
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    - Adaptive formats? What ever became of the adaptive exam format? Whilst reading New Riders / QUE guides they made a big thing that Microsoft were moving to adaptive testing however all exams I have done in the past 2 years have been the standard 60 questions in 3 hours jobs. Are there any Microsoft exams using adaptive testing and are there plans to make it more widely available? Tag: OT: Windows XP for (horny) Dummies Tag: 107169

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