Got my welcome kit last night. It has a nice colorful certificate
(personally signed by Bill Gates), a cool ID card and a lapel
pin. I was so excited that I decided to hit the town to celebrate.
I wore the lapel pin the whole night but not one hot chick
approached me. What am I doing wrong? I thought that
thing was a chick magnet. Should I have also flashed my ID
card more? I don't understand. I think next time I'm going to
leave my wife at home.
Confused in LA