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    - seeing score in transcript In the transcripts, are we only assignned a pass or fail even for MCPs that return scores? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166074
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    - Upgrading 2000 MCSE to 2003 MCSE Security Hi, I've just passed my 6th exam for my MCSE 2000 certification. And am looking at which design exam to take for my 7th and final exam. I eventually want to gain certification in 2000 & 2003 security (after taking 70-227 and upgrading), so I have the choice of either 70-220 which will also count towards 2000 security, or 70-298 for 2003 security. Which do people think is more useful? Should I now be looking at just going for 2003 security, bearing in mind that 2000 end of life is only a few years away? Or should I try and gain both? I'm guessing that the exams are very similar in content anyway. Its a shame that you can't upgrade from 2000 security to 2003 security just by taking the 2 standard upgrade exams, plus maybe 299. Doing the whole lot means taking 6 more exams. Also does anyone know if there will be an exam for ISA 2004? And if so would it count towards 2000 or 2003 security? Cheers Ben Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166071
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    - is 70-294 with simulations or not? is 70-294 with simulations or not? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166066
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    - What are the best study materials for 70-292 I have the MS Press self paced training kit, what other study materials are recomended for passing this exam? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166065
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    - ISA Server 2004 70-350 Passed it last weekend. Should have failed it because I've not used it in VPN scenarios. However, and had a little trouble with the management section of the exam. It's a tough little beast of an exam. 717 of 1000. Looks like working more with the product in all identified possibilities will pay off. Good luck all. Chris Beasley Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166056
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    - OT: He's baaaaaaaaack! Due to a recent bout with an undisclosed illness, Ramon has recently been unable to entertain you all, but he has recently contacted me to let me know that he is now in good health, and will return to the forums of www.mcngp.com with updates within the next couple days. He has apparently been entertaining offers from a nice gentleman named Moses Funshow, and he is apparently ready to share the details with you. Just thought you'd all like to know. -- KB MCNGP #26 Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166055
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    - Active Directory Sizer Question for anyone out there who has worked on Microsoft's Virtual Labs. I was working on the AD Sizer one and entered the data exactly as listed on the documentation, and it recommened 0 Domain Controller's for over 4000 users. What the..?? Does anyone know what is going on - or is this tool just that flaky? Does this also have flaky results in the "field"? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166053
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    - Feedback on 70-296 Asside from the reading on the MS website, does anyone have any feedback on this exam. I'm taking it next week and would like hear any advice from anyone who's taken it lately? How does it rate to 292, which was a "challenge". Cheers, Charlie Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166051
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    - I've been thinking about it ...and I've concluded that Google should offer RSS feeds for newsgroups... -- KB MCNGP #26 Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166042
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    - Server not appearing in Network Places Hi, As the subject line mentions, in network places the server doesn't appear. However if you enter the unc path \\server\data then your in no problems. What could cause it to not show within the network places? It used to but now it's dissapeared. Any pointers to what could cause this? Thanks Kev Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166022
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    - 70-292 Misery Over. Cashed in my free 2nd shot... and passed this nasty little exam with 700. Just enough... This exam is designed to sort out the men from the boys as I found out first time, far too casually even though I'd spent quite a bit of time on the books. If you're going to pass this, you need to know the product very well, get almost all the answers correct and read every question twice. Use the "Upgrading your certification for MS Windows Server 2003 (70-292 & 70-296)" by Dan Holme and Orin Thomas. Technet, and every whitepaper relevant you can read. Then use MS Virtual PC and practice as much as possible. Get test questions, and if you don't know the answers, work them out using your VPC setup. Also get very comfy with NSLookup, all the support tools and reskit tools. Get familiar with the ADSI object model if you got the time, as a couple of scripting questions popped in with regards to WSH and user creations. My exam was very heavy on DNS 12 questions and security 8 questions. The rest was GPO, server maintenance, terminal services, DR, shadow copies etc.. The exam crashed twice, I was moved from on PC to another and while all that was happening, the time was ticking and I wasn't doing the test... very poor performance MS, the exams are too expensive to fuck up on us. What I'm trying to say is the exam crashed 10 minutes into the test, and when I resumed on another PC, I'd lost 8 minutes. That's shit. Hope you find my remarks useful, if not why'd you read it down to here? Jono .AKA Space Kadet Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166020
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    - Passed 70-214 I passed 70-214, Implementing and Administering Security in a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network yesterday with a score of 895. One more to go: 70-220, Designing Security for a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network. Then I'll finally have a bunch more letters after my name. Sorry I've been rather absent lately. Been trying to focus and get this done. I hope everyone is well that should be well. <g> -- Catwalker aka Pu$$y Feet BS, MCP, MCSA MCNGP #43 www.mcngp.com faq.mcngp.com "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." Mark Twain Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166006
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    - HELP~215 test about quota You are an administrator of a windows 2000 server computer named serv1.serv1 has two partitions.Drive C is a 6-GB partition that holds the operating system.Drive D is a 4-GB partition that holds the paging file.Drive E is a 70-GB partition that will hold the home folders for 325 users.Your company employees eight designers.The designers use a graphics application that generates files that can be larger than 125MB.Your company wants to use disk quotas.Ordinary users should be allowed to store a maximun of 40 MB of data in their home folder.The storage for users in the Design should be limited to 200 MB. You want to configure the disk quota scheme. What should you do?(Each correct answer presents part of the solution.Choose two) A.Enable quota management on drive D. select the deny disk space to users exceeding quota limit check box.Select the do not limit disk usage option button for the default quota limit. B.Enable quota management on driveE.select the deny disk space to users exceeding quota limit check box.set the default quota limit to 40MB. C.Create a new quota entries for the eight designers user accounts.Select the limit disk space to option button.Set the limit to 200MB. D.Create a Designer template account.Create a quota entry for this account.Set the quota limit to 70GB E.Create a Designer template account.Create a new quota entry for this account.Select the Do no limit disk usage for this entry option button. answer???why?? thanks~! Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166001
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    - Kerpalism at it's finest I didn't really appreciate having my computer rebooted the other day and having changes to my configuration made without my consent. Microsoft has overstepped it's bounds and even if the license agreement states that I have agreed to this, I'm not required to be reasonable about it, or do anything sane. For those of you who don't know... A number of years ago, for no real reason, Microsoft was kind enough to invite me in the doors and provide me with a lot of information I probably shouldn't have. Access to their computer network, intranet, old software. They even paid for my plane ticket. I still don't know why. I never did anything for them. Even after this, I was given more information by employees who didn't really have a reason, either. While I was there I printed over 600 pages of their internal documents, drank sodas and milk, and talked to their employees about useless nonsense and basically wasted people's time and money. I smiled and waved at the security cameras. It was fun. When I left I had one of their employees carry my bag because I said my arm hurt... he even gave me a couple of extra sodas to take with me. I left the documents on the printer, though. What am I going to do with a bunch of paper? Amongst this information, which I may be disclosing at some point in the near future (whenever it suits my purposes and makes Microsoft look foolish [because they are and people just haven't figured it out yet]), there were lists of phone numbers to various Microsoft departments, names and email addresses. Just so you know... I'm going to be calling these people whenever I feel like it, wasting their time, and using social engineering techniques to gain more information about the company, which I will make public at my discretion, or balloon into more time wasting and entertainment value. I'll throw them a little bit of nonsense to make them think the wrong thing about the projects they are working on, tell them that they need to report back to headquarters, yell and scream about how they totally screwed up this or that and then hang up. Maybe I'll tell them that their parents are dead or play Beethoven over the phone. Rest easy, folks, in this process, I won't violate the law or do anything that Microsoft can retaliate against. And I've got plenty of time on my hands and nothing better to do. There's an alternative to all of this, of course, Microsoft could spare themselves humiliation and lost revenue by granting one simple request on my part. More details when I feel like it. Microcephalic S. Bob My powers are beyond your understanding. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 166000
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    - OT: Happy Father's Day... ...to all you dads out there. And don't forget to buy your dad some kind of geeky piece of electronics. Or a tie. :) http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1535264 (a sometimes-cynical, sometimes-sweet, sometimes-neither look at what appears to be a proper cross section of society's experiences with their parents) -- KB MCNGP #26 Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165998
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    - OT: Best beer-thirty ever 1 hour, 30 minutes until beer-thirty. And it'll be a good one. Tomorrow is Sass' party. His parents are throwing a welcome home/thank-you-for-your-support party. My town's VFW donated their hall for the day, and a small little party has spiraled out of control to become a pretty massive fundraiser. His parents didn't really want it to turn into that, but that's where it's gone. They're raffling off a leather sofa donated by Jordan's Furniture (home of MOM and Barry and Elliot), a week's stay in a privately-owned house in Kissimmee, FL (pay your own airfare, of course), a bunch of themed baskets (golf, baby, teenager, BBQ, etc), gift certificates to local restaurants, and a host of other goodies. But more importantly, Sass is looking forward to it, and it'll be good for him to get out of the house for more than a few minutes. So, I wait with great anticipation the arrival of that 5:30 bell. Let's get on with the weekend, dammit! -- KB MCNGP #26 Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165986
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    - OT: For Doom Everything's more fun in Boston. :) http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/06/17/highest_a nd_lowest_rates_of_marijuana_use -- KB MCNGP #26 Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165978
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    - OT:BORING Where is everyone today. Am I the only sucker stuck at work? -- aka Doom MCNGP #38 www.mcngp.com knocked up your sister. Don't forget to send spam to spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165971
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    - EXAMEN ORDERS BIENVENDOOS! I AM WANTING TO KNOW THE ORDERS I NEED TO SIT THE EXAMNS. I AM STUDYING MLTDY (MICORSOFT LEARNS TO DRESS YOURSELFS). DO I SIT THE PANTS EXAMNS FIRST OR THE CORE UNDERWEAR EXAM? I AM MORE COMROFTABLE WITH TEE_SHIRTS EXAM BUT I FREQUENTLY GO NOODIST SO I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME WITH THE PRODUCT. SHOULD I USE DRESSING DUMPS? RGS -- KB MCNGP #26 Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165955
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    - 291 vs 293 Anyone compare the two at all? I just failed the 291 exam (678!!!!!), damn obscure DNS questions. I am wondering the difference between 291 and 293, which will be my next after I pass 291. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165946
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    - nslookup anyone know if you need to allow zone transfers to your workstation in order to use the nslookup ls -d command??? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165942
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    - Boot camp I would like to confirm if www.cathayschool.com is a certified Microsoft partner??? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165930
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    - EXAM problems I know ppl in here would gladly smite me coz of asking this question, nevertheless. I have got the training kit for MCSE core exams(70-290,291,293,294) problem is i really do not know what order to follow in reading the books, help would be greatly appreciated Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165926
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    - EXAM problems I know ppl in here would gladly smite me coz of asking this question, nevertheless. I have got the training kit for MCSE core exams(70-290,291,293,294) problem is i really do not know what order to follow in reading the books, help would be greatly appreciated Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165925
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    - Revelation of the day with regards to MS certification value [commentary] While both are totally invalid "certifications" and essentially unimportant in the job market, BOTH the MCNGP and the MCSBNGP+++ have been regarded by the unindoctrinated as "worthy", at least of an initial inquiry. It is only upon following up that we're full of something does it become apparent that we are better than everyone else. This suggests that currently non-existant certifications may be useful in increasing one's perceived value to stupid hiring managers. Consider the possibility... An overflow of "bogus" non-certification certifications on the market would cloud the vision of these human orange cones and hurtle MS's certification division into disarray. Consider... If there really were an MCSB, an MCSC, MCSD, MCSF, MCSG, MCSH, MCSI, et al, and you had one on your love me wall, and the hiring manager was too lazy to really look into it (and they usually ARE), your resume might move to the top of the stack simply because you have more four letter words than the next guy. As Microsoft has not specifically created these varied certifications, they cannot claim "ownership" of the initials, and as such, it would not be illegal to create them. If one were to create these certifications, what one could do is have a test for each, albeit one that is dramatically simpler than the . In this way, the certifications would become fair to stupid people, and the playing field would be leveled for entering the job market. The credibility of any given certification would require further analysis and examination on the part of the hiring manager, and the total cost of hiring an MCSwhatever would increase because it would become more difficult to separate reality from fiction. What steps would be required to make this process so it would not be easily discernable as "bogus"? What steps would be required to maintain the legality of the process? How many should we make? The certifications MCSB, MCSC, MCSD, MCSF, MCSG, MCSH, MCSI, MCSJ, MCSK, MCSL, MCSM, MCSN, MCSO, MCSP, MCSQ, MCSR, MCSS, MCST, MCSU, MCSV, MCSW, MCSX, MCSY, MCSZ, unless otherwise reserved, are (c)opyright 2005, Rob Lindman. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending. The certifications MSCB, MSCC, MSCD, MSCF, MSCG, MSCH, MSCI, MSCJ, MSCK, MSCL, MSCM, MSCN, MSCO, MSCP, MSCQ, MSCR, MSCS, MSCT, MSCU, MSCV, MSCW, MSCX, MSCY, MSCZ, unless otherwise reserved, are (c)opyright 2005, Rob Lindman. All Rights Reserved. Patent Pending. Microcephalic S. Bob MCSBNGP+++/MSC*/MCS*/N@!? (republication rights granted upon request) Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165892
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    - Need your urgent help Hi, I am following a course sponsored by my office which will earn me the MCSE certificate. Today, I took a look at the practice test demo which is offered by measureup.com , and realized that I am too inexperienced in the server environment. It was horrible. That is why, I am posting here to get my spirit back, to face the actual exam. Is there anyone here who is willing to help me throughout the course for about 3 months? If you do, I'll be very grateful to you all. My email address is mohamed.shafee@gmail.com or shafee_mohamed@hotmail.com . Please email me. As of today, I have attended two classes... and finished the following topics: Introductions to Windows 2000 Professional, Windows 2000 Server, Windows 2000 Advanced Server, Windows 2000 Datacenter Server Introduction to Network models: Domain and Workgroup model, and a very bad demo of DSN server setup through configure your server wizard or dcpromo command. Windows 2000 Professional installation : system requirements (133MHz, 256MB free space, 64MB ram?), installation steps, file systems (FAT, FAT32, NTFS) Windows 2000 Control Panel... Device Manager, System Properties, Display Properties... e.t.c. The Microsoft Management Consol intro... creating a new consol and add/remove snap-in, saving and accessing the custom consols, event viewer intro, disk management intro Disk management: Basic Disks - Format which will support Primary and Extended partitions, Dynamic Disks - Format which will support Simple Volume, Spanned Volume, Stripped volume, Mirrored Volume, and RAID-5. (Intro) PLEASE HELP. Shafiee. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165876
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    - OT: Thursday time-waster You can waste time in the present or the future. Or the past, if you've seen this before: http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/index.html SFW, and kinda cool. -- KB MCNGP #26 Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165873
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    - On-Topic: My good deed for the year. http://www.indeed.com You can thank me later by voting this PotY Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165866
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    - Ping Ben Smith Delete me, baby. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165865
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    - Ping Kat! No good reason. We aim to please. -- JaR Thug 10110 MCNGP.com Dept of Customer Satisfaction Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165855
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    - Ist there a German Group for MCSE/MCSA??? Hi Folks, i am from Gemany and i am looking for a Newsgroup about MCSE/MCSA, who speak german. Have someone here an idea, where i can find them? Thanks -- Lady Sarah >>> Antworten nur an die Group <<< >>> Answers to the Group only <<< Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165809
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    - Server 2003 DHCP I have DHCP installed and setup correctly on my server. No problems reported, the event viewer shows all is well. The problem is that no clients are getting ip addresses and the server don't seem to to leasing them. I have fought with this all day. Any suggestions. DHCP is authorized, my scope is setup. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165801
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    - 070-290 simulations I am getting ready to take 070-290 exam abd I was wondering if anyone knows if there is a pool of simulation questions where the exam questions will come from or if the questions will be taken from anywhere in the books Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165794
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    - OT: Ping Neil Get on MSN for improtent memo-chat. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165778
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    - Pre-emptive strike on the MCNGP! The entirety of the MCNGP is now the MCSBNGP+++ Lamer Of The Week! <? /* Microcephalic S. Bob */ while ($cool > -1) { echo "MCSBNGP+++ Lothario of the Week #[7.13.86.42]\r\n"; echo "http://www.roblindman.com/ - hello, dad. I'm in JAIL!\r\n"; $cool++; } ?> Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165773
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    - Woohoo! Well, passed 291 today. Different testing centre from the last time and the whole thing went without a hitch. That makes me an MCSA. CCNA next, methinks. I'm getting a little tired of MS exams :-) Passed with 700, when actually I thought I might have failed due to me having to take an educated guess at more than one question. It's certainly not the nicest MS test in the world! Interestingly, I had the exact same problem as this guy had with a DNS simulation question: http://www.sadikhov.com/forum/Passed-70-291-Score-962_30107.html I sent feedback for that question. I also had another DNS sim question. The question involved two domains and a DNS server in one. The thing was, the same of the domain was wrong (i.e. the DNS server I was configuring was on abc.com and not xyz.com, even though the question said that I had to configure the DNS server on xyz.com...) Anyway, in conclusion, MS need to test their sims more thorougly. -- Chris M. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165771
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    - Ping Frisbee® Dear Frisbee MCNGP, I am waiting with anticipation for the 'profile' that will transform me into the ultimate chick magnet. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165759
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    - 70-291 DHCP Question Hello All, My second first (see post '70-291 - Didn't fail!' on the 31st of May for an explanation of that) attempt at 291 is on Tuesday. I have a question regarding DHCP and DHCP relays - how does the DHCP server know what set of configuration to serve to a client? What I mean is, let's say we have a DHCP server that will serve two subnets, with a DHCP relay on the remote subnet or a 1549 compliant router in between. There are two scopes on the DHCP server, one for the local subnet and one for the remote subnet. Now, what confuses me is this - when the DHCP sever receives a DHCPDISCOVER packet, it will just pick the next address from the free pool of addresses and send it as a DHCPOFFER, yes? So, how does the DHCP server know which scope to offer an address from? Obviously if a DHCPDISCOVER packet is relayed from the remote subnet, that client will need a different default gateway address. OK, we could use client reservations, but the books I have make no mention of using that in this situation. Yours confusedly, -- Chris M. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165720
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    - Global Scope Hello there. I need someone to explain the differences between Domain Local, Global and Universal Groups. I pick up concepts very quickly, but this one just has me at a loss. I have read three separate study guides and still cannot understand global scope. The article I am in front of right now reads; " ... The easier, more accurate and secure way to assign the permissions needed would be to create a Domain Local group and assign it the required permissions on the file shares. " Which I completely understand. Very straight forward, if it ended there... " After doing this, the administrator could create a Global group and place the 20 user accounts into that Global group. Adding the Global group to the Domain Local group results in all 20 users inheriting the Domain Local group's assigned permissions ... " What? Why would you do that? Surely you would simply assign the users to the Domain Local group, as outlined in the first paragraph. Why does the Global group even come into play? I really need some help on this one. Thanks, Luke O'Connell luke.us@gmail.com Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165700
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    - Poll MCA = or > New CCIE Will the Microsoft Certified Architect be the new CCIE? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165687
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    - 70-215 test???HELP You want to delegate the backup and restore reponsibilties of all servers to a new employee named Richard.Richard must not be able to shut down any servers or uninstall any driver files. You need to apply the appropriate permissions for Richard.what should you do? A.Make Richard a member of the domain admins group. B.Make Richard a member of the server operations group. C.Make Richard a member of the backup operations group. D.Grant Richard the user rights to backup and restore files on all computers in the domain. E.Gtant Richard read only permission to the volumes from which he needs to back up and restore files. The answer is D!!!WHY????why not isC ??? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165681
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    - 70-294 Simulation Hi, Does any one know when microsoft is starting 70-294 simulation based exam. Onr their site it says June 2005, it doesnt have any dates. Thanks AC Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165658
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    - Windows Installer The windows installer service could not be accessed. This can occur if you are running Windows in safe mode, or if the Windows Installer is not correctly installed. Contect your suport personnel for assistance. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165648
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    - Restore 2003 Server to Different Hardware I'm trying to setup my disaster recovery plan for a windows 2003 server running TS. It is currently on old IBM hardware, but for disaster recovery I will need to know how to restore to some later IBM hardware. What would be the best path to bring the box back to life? Any suggestions please? For a test, I am currently in the slow process of installing 2003 on different hardware and am going to restore the full backup over it from the old 2003 server, then do a 'repair install' of 2003. I'm not sure if this will work considering 2003 and TS licensing and other issues to do with 2003. However, I have (after much effort) successfully restored a 2000 Domain Controller that had FSMO, GC, DNS and Exchange 5.5 to different hardware. If anyone would like my notes on how I did this, let me know. But at the moment, I'm trying to do the same with 2003. -- Regards, Slarty Bartfast - "Huh? I mean seriously, and with great sincerity, HUH?" Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165635
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    - 70-215! How many questions are there in Exam 70-215, how long is the exam(in minutes) and How many points do I need in order to past Thanks Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165607
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    - And so it goes... http://tinyurl.com/asq5v -- JaR Thug 10110 MCNGP.com Employment Dept. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165603
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    - OT: Wednesday pr0n Lesbians are cool, but it's not like I'd turn off a threesome: http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7487 SFW -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com www.mcngp.com's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165600
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    - Poll Given the amount of attention those MCNGP'ers seem to create, I thought it's about time for a poll. So who is the most hated MCNGP member? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165571
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    - Cannot Open the Stencil window using Controls I am currently just testing out how to embed Visio within a Windows form. I have the main FORM class that has these definitions: public AxMicrosoft.Office.Interop.VisOcx.AxDrawingControl axDrawingControl1; .... public Form1() { InitializeComponent(); Visio.Application visioApp = null; visioApp = (Visio.Application) this.axDrawingControl1.Window.Application; this.axDrawingControl1.Src = "C:\\Program Files\\Microsoft Office\\Visio11\\1033\\blank.vsd"; Diagram diag = new Diagram(visioApp); ... } This code calls another class, called Diagram in which I programmatically create a diagram. Unfortunately, I get a run-time exception on the last line: ... docsObj = visioApp.Documents; docObj = docsObj.Add("Basic Diagram.vst"); pagsObj = visioApp.ActiveDocument.Pages; pagObj = pagsObj[1]; ***stnObj = visioApp.Documents["Basic Shapes.vss"];*** ... For some reason, the stencil window does not load within the control or the form and this is what is causing the exception. This code works perfectly fine if I just run it w/in Visio, replacing the line : visioApp = (Visio.Application) this.axDrawingControl1.Window.Application; with visioApp = new Visio.Application(); Any ideas? Am I forgetting to set something within the control? Thanks in advance, Alex Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165559
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    - MCSE to be scrapped http://tfl09.blogspot.com/2005/06/microsoft-ditches-mcse-credentials.html Can anyone comment on this? Tag: OT: Wednesday wackiness Tag: 165552

ROFL WAFFLE!

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=55911639
87&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

or

http://tinyurl.com/8ju5m

--
KB

MCNGP #26

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Re: Wednesday wackiness by CBIC

CBIC
Wed Jun 22 15:32:54 CDT 2005

Briscobar wrote:
> ROFL WAFFLE!
>
> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=55911639
> 87&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
>
> or
>
> http://tinyurl.com/8ju5m

ZOMG LOL!!!!1111!!!!!1111!!!11111111one
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
www.mcngp.com knocked up your sister.
Don't forget to send spam to spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com

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Re: Wednesday wackiness by kpg

kpg
Wed Jun 22 15:49:33 CDT 2005

That's it...

I quitting my job and will make my living off the stupidity of others.

Oh, wait..., that's what I do now.

Nevermind.

kpg

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Re: Wednesday wackiness by KeyboardCowboy

KeyboardCowboy
Wed Jun 22 15:56:03 CDT 2005

"kpg" wrote:

> That's it...
>
> I quitting my job and will make my living off the stupidity of others.
>
> Oh, wait..., that's what I do now.
>
> Nevermind.
>
> kpg
>

Watch for the question posted by Kerpal...

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Re: Wednesday wackiness by Kline

Kline
Thu Jun 23 12:05:12 CDT 2005

>> http://tinyurl.com/8ju5m
>
>ZOMG LOL!!!!1111!!!!!1111!!!11111111one

there are some truly stupid people on this planet, still if they can
make a buck or two out of other stupid people, well good luck to 'em.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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