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    - Poll Given the amount of attention those MCNGP'ers seem to create, I thought it's about time for a poll. So who is the most hated MCNGP member? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165571
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    - Cannot Open the Stencil window using Controls I am currently just testing out how to embed Visio within a Windows form. I have the main FORM class that has these definitions: public AxMicrosoft.Office.Interop.VisOcx.AxDrawingControl axDrawingControl1; .... public Form1() { InitializeComponent(); Visio.Application visioApp = null; visioApp = (Visio.Application) this.axDrawingControl1.Window.Application; this.axDrawingControl1.Src = "C:\\Program Files\\Microsoft Office\\Visio11\\1033\\blank.vsd"; Diagram diag = new Diagram(visioApp); ... } This code calls another class, called Diagram in which I programmatically create a diagram. Unfortunately, I get a run-time exception on the last line: ... docsObj = visioApp.Documents; docObj = docsObj.Add("Basic Diagram.vst"); pagsObj = visioApp.ActiveDocument.Pages; pagObj = pagsObj[1]; ***stnObj = visioApp.Documents["Basic Shapes.vss"];*** ... For some reason, the stencil window does not load within the control or the form and this is what is causing the exception. This code works perfectly fine if I just run it w/in Visio, replacing the line : visioApp = (Visio.Application) this.axDrawingControl1.Window.Application; with visioApp = new Visio.Application(); Any ideas? Am I forgetting to set something within the control? Thanks in advance, Alex Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165559
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    - MCSE to be scrapped http://tfl09.blogspot.com/2005/06/microsoft-ditches-mcse-credentials.html Can anyone comment on this? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165552
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    - Allow log on locally in Default Domain Controller Policy. I was looking over our group policy settings while studying for 70-292 and noticed that the group Domain Users is included in the Allow log on locally setting in the Default Domain Controller Policy. Is this ok or dangerous? Is it necessary? DCs are 2003 standard. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165532
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    - Strange thing with MCP site and passports Hi, I don't know what is happening to MS MCP site, but I had two times in four months to change my email in personal info.. Let me explain the situation: When I got my first exam pass I registered my MS passport on my company's email account (stupid me), after I left this company I changed my Personal information in MCP site, but I could change my passport, oh well let it be ;) bur after some time I've noticed that my email changed back to my passport's mail? why this is happening? MS is playing with backup of DB? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165512
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    - New exams? I've seen the description of the new ISA server 2004 exam, but no date as yet when it goes live. Does any one know of any other new exams that Microsoft are planning as there haven't been any for quite a while? I wondered if they were going to do exams for SMS 2003 and MOM 2005. -- Regards James Saunders Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165492
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    - Recent MCSE; 50% off TechNet Plus subscriptions is $225?? I'd just like to know where I can purchase a TechNet Plus Subscription for $450USD... Seems to me that they are ALL more than that--so, that means my 50% discount isn't really a 50% discount.... Anyone else notice this? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165486
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    - E-mail Signatures I am needing some assistance in how to properly layout an e-mail signature. I have four certs so far (not all Microsoft) and I need some suggestions on how layout the signature. Should I use / or , between certs and that sort of thing. Here is what I have come up with, please advise if it is proper or not (Microsoft's guidelines not too much help on this). My Name MCP/MCSA/CCNA/CompTIA A+ Information Systems Mgr Company Name MCSA LOGO - CCNA LOGO Thanks in advance. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165478
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    - Certification Could you please recommend me a good institute to take the MCSE Training in the North NJ Area. Thanks Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165475
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    - 292 Blues... Ok, I just took the 292 for the second time. I knew that I was underprepared the first time, so I worked on it in my spare time for a couple of weeks. Felt much better about it, heard birds possibly chirping, clicked "I'm done," and... didn't pass. Ok, not the end of the world. And I've seen much of the conversation here about the difficulties. What I don't quite get is the scoring. There are six categories on the test. Simply adding the bars together I was well over the 70% (700 out of 1000) needed. But I did score lower than 70% on three of the categories. Do I need to: 1> Just quit whining and become perfect? 2> Bring all categories up above 70%? 3> Bring most (ie, 5) categories above 70%? It's not as clear cut in terms of what skillset category I should focus on. I might add that this one is particularly frustrating. Especially if you add in the "there are some questions that don't count" issue. 40 questions, equally spread would give 6-7 questions per category. In order to get 70% means essentially getting 5 questions right. Add to that some of the questions seem to be particularly squirrely in terms of scenario. These scenarios may be more appropriate to real life, but real life doesn't give you a 2 hour stopwatch. Ah, well. Sorry if this sounds like whining (dusting myself off and getting back on the horse). I absolutely understand and applaud the attempt to make the certifications more meaningful by making the exams more challenging. And I absolutely reserve the right, once I've passed it, to make condescending comments about people who complain about the exam later on<g>. -- RL (failure has a name...) Coppedge, MCSE/MCDBA/MCT NorthEast Ohio www.RLCoppedge.com RLCoppedge <around> hotmail <not dash, but...> com Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165472
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    - 70-292 Exam Hi, I just did the above exam and I only got 40 questions. Is that normal? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165468
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    - MCSE certified or not? I have passed these exames: 270-290-291-293-294-298-299, but my profiel still says: MCSA Did I miss something here, if I look on the learming site I think I must have MCSE Anyone? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165435
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    - test question You are the network administrator for contoso.com. The network consists of a single Active Directory domain named contoso.com. The company's main office is in Tokyo, and it has a branch office in Osaka. Each office is configured as an Active Directory site. The two offices are connected by a 128-Kbps connection. All domain controllers run Windows Server 2003. All client computers run Windows XP Professional. All network administrators are located in Tokyo. Universal group membership caching is enabled. The server roles and IP addresses for each site are below: Site Server role IP address Tokyo DNS, global catalog, WINS, DHCP 10.10.10.200 Osaka DNS, domain controller, DHCP 10.10.20.200 The network connection between Tokyo and Osaka intermittently fails. Only the client computers in Tokyo have NetBIOS enabled. All client computers are configured to use DHCP. The significant DHCP scope options for Tokyo are below: Scope option Setting WINS/NBNS Servers 10.10.20.200 DNS Servers 10.10.10.200, 10.10.20.200 Router 10.10.20.1 You create a user account for a new employee in Osaka. The user report that she cannot log on to the domain. You confirm that you can log on by using your account and then by using the user's account. You also confirm that all other users in Osaka can log on. You need to ensure that the user can authenticate to the domain. What should you do? A. Configure the user's user account to store passwords by using reversible encryption. B. Configure the user's computer account to be trusted for delegation. C. Force Active Directory replication to occur between Tokyo and Osaka. D. Change the Router setting in the DHCP scope options to 10.10.10.1. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165427
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    - If you are failing exams many times, Don't worry. I failed 4 times and passed finally at the 5th try. (70-290). I tried VUE and Prometric. I got about 650 with VUE. 1 month later, without much more studying, I took the test with Prometric. The score was 200 more. Does anyone have this kind of experience? With VUE, although I replied confidently, my score was very bad. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165425
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    - Rotating my shield harmonics I changed my name. Now, anyone who just blocked me in the past 24 hours will have to reblock me, just because they are stupid. I'm going to start changing my name every day, so if you try to block me, I get to call you twice as stupid. Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ - neener neener Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165418
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    - New to MCP -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Hello, I'm new to MS certifications, and am having difficulties finding out exactly which exams I should take, and what certifications are available? I was told that having an MCSE would be great to put on a resume, but after looking up more information on MS's website, I found that there were other exams that would probably be best to start with. Also, I read somewhere that the A+ was a prerequisite for the MSCE. I'm already pretty well versed in Windows XP, and have a lot of experience working with Windows Server 2000 and 2003, but am wondering where to start. I'm currently reviewing for the A+ (although I'm extremely confident it will be a breeze...) I should have taken it years ago, but didn't bother as I already had 6+ months experience and didn't want to pay for it. But now, it seems that I should before I take the MS certs. Also, what makes you an "MCP", as I didn't see this as a separate certification. From what I understand, passing nearly any of the MS exams will give you this status. From the looks of it, it seems that the MCDST would be a good place to start, as it seems to be the lowest level of certification available. Any ideas on where to start? And what exams are necessary for what certifications? Rainman -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.1 (MingW32) Comment: Using GnuPG with Thunderbird - http://enigmail.mozdev.org iD8DBQFCocRF9ZOMhmWO5XkRAt01AJ4ypyUrCpHD2k9eA6BCQ3FJUPC//QCfc3Sd YO0MIwFt4mcaTz1ytEvjMrA= =m+D+ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165406
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    - Joining one to many relational table I have two tables: Table1 has A,A,B,B,B and Table2 has A, B. I want to join Table1 with Table2 and update Table1, but I want to update only 1 for A and 1 for B in Table1. How will I do it? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165404
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    - 70-270 Self Test software hey guys, Im taking the 70-270 test next week and was wondering if any 1 has the self test software... If so please email me to seelanr@gmail.com Thanks Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165364
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    - The Rev I know you don't care, but I wanted to clarify. I walked away from my last job because someone high up in the company "asked" me to use my position to further unethical ends. This person was, prior to this, a trusted friend and I didn't expect it. I humored him, but I left, disgusted. I have no respect for that sort of thing, or a system that rewards it. Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ - now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165346
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    - Microsoft Exchange 2000 Server OR Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Which Elective Exams should i take? I am trying to decide between one of the following. (1) Exam 70-224: Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Exchange 2000 Server (2) Exam 70-228: Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition I have work experience with AD, GPO, Managing Windows 2000 Network But no experience with Exchange OR SQL. Thanks for your help. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165320
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    - 70-270 I never see any post about the 70-270 exam... Is it that easy? Should i stop being a chicken (giving chickens a bad name) and take the d@mn test? I've read the MS Press Exam 70-270 cover to cover (twice) and done all the labs... I've setup up my server lab and started reading Exam 70-290... Any comments? TIA Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165302
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    - What does MCNGP stand for? Are you guys some elite Microsoft Specialist group? How do I join? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165272
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    - SAVE YOURSELF TIME, MONEY, AND SUFFERING ON YOUR MCSE! Folks, let's face the facts. The Microsoft MCSE tests are probably designed so you will fail multiple times. Look at the history we see here... They are laden with convenient software crashes, hordes of unnecessary paperwork, numbers, and the burden of having to show up just so you can fail for Microsoft's financial gain at your expense and your suffering. Of course, pass or fail, your supervisor requires you to take these tests. And there's a job later on that might require you to have a four letter word like MCSE on your resume. In truth, admit it to yourself if not me, the time, the struggle, the effort, the failure, it's not REALLY going to help you to get that better job that you actually deserve, because there's a big breasted blonde or the Vice Presidents rich nephew who will get it in spite of your bosses promises and your obvious qualifications. But let's not dwell on that fact. Let's look away from the bait and switch maneuvering that comes from dealing with Evil, Incorporated, and the sickening bureacratic do nothings that control Corporate America. Instead, let's look for a SOLUTION. Now that you know the test could be rigged, you've got to ask yourself, how can I spare myself the wasted time and effort, the pain and agony of repeated (albeit probably intentional and entirely not my fault) failure, the extra days of waiting? How can I spare myself the potential impact on my current deadline that will make me look bad at work like I can't get things done? How can I spare myself the potential impact on my home life and how my kids will despise me for missing little Jimmy's softball game when I was working towards the fallacy of an (four letter word:) MCSE? IS THERE AN ANSWER THAT WILL HELP ME AVOID ALL THIS UNDESIRABLE BOOLZH!T? Yes, there is. The answer is to send someone else! The answer is MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE. YEAH! For a limited time only, you can send ME in your place and I WILL FAIL FOR YOU. I'M GREAT AT IT. And I will endure the hassles, the paperwork, the torture, the ugly fat greasy people who breathe heavily behind you and smell like bad cheese, the sneers and retorts, the noises, distractions, the uncomfortable sitting position, and the software failures that are all probably part of a plan to make YOU feel bad about yourself, a plan to make YOU hate your life, a plan to STEAL YOUR MONEY AND HAPPINESS IN RETURN FOR NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF PAPER AND A RECORD IN A DATABASE SOMEWHERE. Send me, and it will be my fault. Send me, and send a message to them that YOU'RE HAPPY AS HELL AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! Yes, with MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE, YOU TOO CAN TAKE THE DAY OFF. Get caught up on your deadline. See Jimmy's first bunt and little Cyndy's ballerina recital. Spare your ego. Fool your bosses. FIGHT THE MAN. PUT AN END TO POVERTY (at least, for Microcephalic S. Bob). There you have it, friends, for just a small stipend, transportation, room and board, a meal, and a disguise, I'll be the one to blame for your failure the first two times you go take the potentially rigged test for that nearly worthless MCSE. From the look of things, you would have failed twice anyway, because they control it, and they get to charge you to retake it. With MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE, you can save yourself the grief, the wasted time, and the wasted effort and needless frustration. MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - You'll get caught up at work, and your kids will love you for it. MICROCEPHALIC S. BOB's MCSE FAIL & BLAME SERVICE - the easy way to fail - try it today! Microcephalic S. Bob http://www.roblindman.com/ - MCSE is a four-letter word. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165244
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    - 70-292 question You are the network administrator for contoso.com Active Directory domain. The domain includesWindows Server 2003 domain controllers and Windows XP Professonal client computers.A new administrator named Sandra is hired to assist you in deploying Windows XP Professional to100 new computers. Sandra installs the operating system on a new computer named contoso11. However, when Sandra tries to log on to the domain from contoso11, she is unsuccessful. The logon box does now allow her to view and select the domain name. You need to ensure that Sandra can log on to the domain from contoso11. What should you do? A. Enable the computer account for contoso11. B. Configure contoso11 as a member of the domain. C. Add Sandra's user account to the Enterprise Admins group. D. Add Sandra's user account to the Server Operators group. i think the answer is obviously B, but testking v60 says C! any ideas? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165229
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    - Second Shot Extended www.PearsonVUE.com/ms/2ndShot You procrastinators (me included) have until 31 August 2005 to take advantage of the 2nd shot deal. This must mean that even more exams have been updated! Woohoo! Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165220
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    - advice on setting up lab Hello group As I get deeper into my MCSE studies (currently concentrating on 70-291), I am planning to set up a more advanced lab, which will enable me to practice all the technologies required to pass this exam and future exams on the MCSE track. Im hoping that some of you experienced guys can give me advice on setting up the lab? I passed my previous MCP exams by linking an xp client to a server via a crossover cable, but I would like to configure RRAS and web server technologies. The lab I am trying to setup is going to be all wireless, using a Netgear DG834G wireless router and Belkin 802.11g PCI wirless cards installed in servers and clients. A static WAN IP address comes as standard from my ISP and I usually have this address configured on the router along with NAT to provide security for my home PCs. I have purchased 2 public IP addresses from my ISP. I have 2 DNS server IP addresses, which are supplied by my ISP. There are 2 PCs available to use as a DC and member server. When the lab is setup I would like it to be running in an Active Directory Domain Environment using DHCP, NAT, SUS services, RRAS configured to run VPN services and also be able to (maybe) host web applications on the internet. I was going to install a second NIC into one of the servers for RRAS, but not sure! I would like to setup the server so that my client PCs will optain their IP addresses dynamically and still be able to gain internet access. Would this be possible by using one of the public IP addresses? As I have said I am setting this lab up to use for my MCSE practice, but I would still like the network to be accessible to members of the family. Hopefully I have provided enough information here, but if not give me a shout. cheers ed Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165219
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    - Passed 70-218 & 70-219 Blessed again. Yesterday I passed the two exams. 70-218 scored 818 and 70-219 scored 734. 218 was much easier than 219. The case study layout of the 219 exam was the most difficult part. Two more to go to get my MCSE/DBA. Can anyone tell me how difficult the 228&229 tests are? Thanks, Preacher Man Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165209
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    - Looking for boot camp reviews Has anyone here attended a boot camp for MCSE and if so, how did you like the training? -Fran- Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165203
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    - Delayed Development I bought a Sybex MCSE course 18 months ago but fell on 'interesting times' and didn't start the course. I', now ready to go and gung ho about the whole thing but have no clue about how to start. is there a tried and tested method for these courses? Does anyone have any tips hints or just anything to get me started? Thanks JB Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165197
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    - about 70-284 I installed Exchange2003 evaluation version (typical installation) by three steps: 1. setup /ForestPrep 2. setup /DomainPrep 3. setup after installation, I found only SMTP and HTTP was running, the POP3, NNTP, IMAP could not be started, could you please help me out? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165195
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    - Security+ and MCSE Anyone know the details behind getting MCSE credit through Comptia's Security+? In particular, exactly which exam(s) the Sec+ cert can be taken in place of? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165194
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    - MCSE Requirements I am just starting to do an MCSE on 2003, Is there a time limit on passing your first exam and completeing all 7? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165191
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    - Total # of questions in the exam Hi All, Can anyone give me the total number of questions in the MCSE exam for example 70-270 and time to finish them? What is the passing score? thanks Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165190
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    - Passed 70-290! Passed 70-290 on the 2nd attempt with a score of exactly 700! Talk about scraping a pass. I am very grateful I passed, although I felt I had achieved a higher score, but I guess at the end of the day a pass is a pass. Now onto 291. I used MS Press Book and also the Exam Cram series. I found that neither book covered the exam topics fully. I had to mix and match. I also created a lab environment and used the Help and Support in WS03. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165189
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    - 70-217 exam Hi all Could anyone tell me how many questions in the 70-217 exam and how long you get please "i have checked this NG but with no luck" Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165178
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    - 70-029 Hello all I am preparing exam 029. I have worked for two years as a SQL Server DBA. 1. How difficult is it (score 1 - 10)? 2. What book do you recommend? 3. How many questions and how long? 4. Is it enough time to take the exam? 5. What type of questions? ( I haven't seen any pre- test,or sample test.) 6. How many days(or months)should I study? Thanks in advance, --------------= Posted using GrabIt =---------------- ------= Binary Usenet downloading made easy =--------- -= Get GrabIt for free from http://www.shemes.com/ =- Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165154
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    - 70-291 - Didn't fail! But then I didn't pass either. Four questions into the test, it booted me out and wouldn't restart (a PCPREP.EXE error message IIRC). After the testing centre spent an hour on the phone to Prometric tech support (during which time they put the phone down on them), they rescheduled a new test for me, to begin immediately. The second attempt did the same thing after the 15th question. I guessing that it might be the sim questions causing it to fail. So anyway, I wasted a day off from work and now I'm gonna have to take another one in order to take my first attempt at this exam. I am utterly pissed off. I'm off to phone their complaints department and hopefully get the exam refunded so I can take it completely for free. -- Chris M. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165149
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    - 70-290. Cannot pass and need advice! Hi. I've tried and failed the 70-290 twice! First time I studied nothing but Trancender and got 568. Second time bought MSPress training kit, studied measure-up questions, studied some br@indumps, took test and still got same score!! Second test was totally different than first test. I bought the ExamCram2 book but its hopelessly brief and doesn't go into the detail that the MSPress book does. I find the 70-290 test questions to be granular and mostly not covered in either of the books I mentioned. I don't know what to study anymore! Should I continue with studying questions? I'm mostly appealing this quesion to people who have failed twice and passed the third time. Does anyone who tried twice and passed the third time recommend any questions or reading material? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165132
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    - 70-293 Book Question I think this is in all the book s in the series, but at the back of the MS Press Self Paced Training book for 70-293, there is an ad for Pearson VUE. The ad line is "Confident. Intelligent. Secure. She must be a Microsoft Certified Professional..." My question is, where the fark are the MCPs who look like that? All the ones I've found look more like the picture on the page before, including the big head. The advertised personality traits would just be bonus. -- T-Bone MCNGP XL Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165130
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    - Why Doesn't MCDST Count For MCSE I am looking to upgrade my MCSE from 4.0 to Server 2003. I understand having to take various tests again. But what I don't understand is the worthlessness of my MCDST in this regard. When I studied for my MCDST, I found that the materials for 70-271 and 70-272 were awful. I found the 70-270 materials much better, used them, and based on passing both tests on my first shot, my instincts were correct. The material on the combined 70-271/272 is pretty much the same as 270. At least it is from the Microsoft website. Why does MS force an MCDST to take 70-270 ??? Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165126
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    - (OT) covers programme got a load of those dvd boxes, the half size ones but cant find a programme that loads the size needed? the case measures 120mil height and 285mil length and i need to be able to load two images into that programme? Any help is appreciated! Please feel free to ignore this message if it is of no interest! Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165117
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    - Microsoft Exams I have recenty been trawiling through ebay for Cisco equipment for when i eventually study my CCNA Exam (i am yet to do any of the Microsoft ones). Anyway as i was looking through the vairous adversts i cam accross an advert which offered the certificates for a fee of Â£2000 - Â£3000 pounds. All the required is your name address and DOB. I am just on the 1st rung of the certifcation ladder myself and from what i have read on the examination body websites students need to bring ID with them to sit the exam. I have read about briandumps etc on the microsoft website but someone siting the exam for a fee for somone else takes the biscuit. Nedless to say i enquired about the other certifications they did and reported them to the respective Micrsosoft Cisco and CompTia I am unfortunate to be in a posation where someone who was supposadly be certified comes to me for ansers to common problems. I will help anyone who asks me but if they are getting paied more then me and getting credit for other peoples work they need to be certified by a docter and taken away....Or shot Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165113
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    - Unfsckingbelievable! And we thought WE had problems with dumpers...THIS is scary stuff... PHILADELPHIA - Doctors who fail the American Board of Surgery written exam are no longer allowed to review their tests privately after one man wrote down the answers to dozens of questions and offered them for sale on the Internet. The board found out last summer that 86 questions used on its 290-question multiple-choice exam were listed on eBay. Board officials said it took just a few anonymous e-mail exchanges with the auctioneer to reach the doctor who had obtained the questions. "These are the actual certifying general surgery board questions with correct answers, guaranteed to improve your test score," the auctioneer wrote in August 2004. "A friend of mine failed this written exam, paid the $100 sitting fee and flew to Philadelphia to review his test. ... Why take the chance at failing, getting a year behind your peers...? Get an advantage now!" Craig Edward Amshel, a rectal specialist from St. Augustine, Fla., failed the 2002 exam. But, as was the practice at the time, he was later allowed to review his test, alone, at the board's offices in downtown Philadelphia for several hours. Amshel sold two or three sets of questions for $180 to $300, said his lawyer, David R. Dearden. "I was able to take notes very quickly and wrote down about 100 questions with the correct answer," Amshel wrote in an e-mail to a person posing, on the board's behalf, as someone preparing to take the 2004 exam. "Believe me, I was quite thrilled when I took the test last year as some questions were verbatim." Amshel, who passed the 2003 test, has had his board certification revoked. The board sued him in federal court in Philadelphia last fall, alleging copyright infringement and civil theft. Amshel admitted to a copyright violation but not the accusation of civil theft. He agreed to pay $36,000, the estimated cost of assembling teams of surgeons to go through the process of creating and testing new questions. "This is a sad incident - first, because it's so bizarre, but also because it says so much about the person's disregard for the rules and ethics," said the board's lawyer, Gabriel L.I. Bevilacqua. Amshel is now focused on restoring his certification through the board's appeals process, his attorney said. "He didn't believe what he was doing was wrong," Dearden said. "He's a young surgeon just getting started, well-regarded, and just trying to put this behind him." In addition to passing the all-day exam, a surgeon also must complete five years of training, get a recommendation from a mentor and complete an oral exam. begin 666 b?P=43yx80LaS.YHrNniQdHgOgO11RfOl0Ka9zsAA.9a&T=1694pq6ok%2fX%3d1117452091%2fE%3d8903239%2fR%3dnews%2fK%3d5%2fV%3d2.1%2fW%3ddefault%2fY%3dYAHOO%2fF%3d987016342%2fH%3dY2FjaGVoaW50PSJuZXdzIiBjb250ZW50PSJBbWVyaWNhbjttYW47SW50ZXJuZXQ7aXQi%2fQ%3d-1%2fS%3d1%2fJ%3d84A949D1&U=13917733e%2fN%3d59YipkLaSRY-%2fC%3d332139.6295573.7484482.2811172%2fD%3dLREC%2fB%3d2752327 K1TE&.#EA`0`!`( ``/___P```"'Y! $`````+ `````!``$```("1 $`.P`` ` end Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165112
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    - [ot] looney Brits http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm#knife Wot if we're attacked wif a point-ed stick? LOL! -- JaR Thug 10110 MCNGP.com dept of the absurd Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165087
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    - MCP Transcripts Seems VUE somehow assigned me a second MCP number and my last exam for W2K MCSE got credited under that number. The folks at MS fixed it and merged the results in my real MCP number and my last test is showing up there now. I've met all the requirements for MCSE on Windows 2K but it's not showing up under cert status on my transcript. It even shows in the cert planner I've met all the requiments. Does it take a day or so for the cert status to catch up with the exams you have passed to update or somehting? Like a procedure that runs nightly to update or something? Or... did the fact they had to manually merge my last test booger up their system? Anyone know? I'm one of the slow children that took a few years to get my MCSE and I'm chomping at the bit to see it apear on my transcript now! ;) -- Joe MCSA 2K, A+, Network+, Security+ Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165078
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    - OT: and they say hell hath no fury like a WOMAN scorned http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/internet/05/27/yahoo.nudes.ap/index.html? section=cnn_offbeat or http://tinyurl.com/8xnqv -- Neil MCNGP#30 - SYSTEM ERROR #1303: Power NOT on! Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165070
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    - OT: Beer-thirty While beer:30 technically isn't for another 2h10m for me, I feel as if I'm already on vacation. First, I have a long weekend, due to the awesomeness that is Memorial Day. Then, Tuesday morning, I fly to NYC for a week-long book show. My main job is to: Tuesday: set up our on-site network, printers, palm units, and desk Wed-Saturday: sit on my fat @ss, unless something breaks. Sunday: rip apart network, printers, palm units, and desk. Fly home. Monday: Vacation day So, even though I'll be "doing work" and getting paid, I'm pretty much on vacation starting....oh, well, about 3 hours ago. I'm physically still working, but mentally, I've been outta here since noon. Have a nice week at work, suckers. -- KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26 Briscobar AT gmail DOT com Sometimes, I feel that www.mcngp.com isn't treating me with the respect I deserve. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 165053
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    - Attn Frisbee: Check your email!!!!!!! Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 164976
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    - OT: For Ramone though it's not the same without the spelling mistakes and ALL CAPS style... Dear friend, I am Princess Leia Organa only survivor of the royal family of Alderan. I am moved to write you this letter, this was in confidence considering my present circumstance and situation. I was falsely imprisoned upon the Imperial Battlestation when my planet was hideously destroyed and ended by the very bad sith Lord Vader. I escaped along with the aid of brave rebels and Wookies, and am now I am lying low due to the situation in the 4th moon of Yavin till when things gets better. I have control here of the sum of $25, million in Imperial Credits deposited with a security company for safekeeping on Tatooine. the funds were shipped by a courier service as diplomatic items of high values to prevent them from knowing the content. what I want you to do friend is to indicate your interest that you will assist me by receiving the money on our behalf on Tatooine and assist in investing this money in any lucrative business like moisture farms and stock in multi-planetary companies and other safe lucrative investment in your sector. May I at this point emphasize the high level of confidentiality, which this business demands, and hope you will not betray the trust and confidence which I repose in you. In conclusion, in the event you are interested to assist me I will like you to contact my lawyer who I have stationed in Mos Eisley to witness the transaction to it's conclusion. You can reach him on his direct line via mail, his name is Watto the Toydarian, I have the full trust in him. Finally, I have set aside 15% of the total sum of the funds for your assistance, and 5% for any expenses that shall be incurred during this transaction. I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledgment as soon as possible. Help us, friend, you are our only hope. Best regards, Princess. l. Organa -- Neil MCNGP#30 - Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention. Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 164974
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    - OT: The Interview - Real, Funny...Real Funny A friend of mine got an interview for a contract in-house support position. It has the option for growth into AD Administration from the get-go which is why he accepted the position. He needs the experience, but that's not what this post is about. I felt the need to share some of the things he said post interview to the staffing agency contracting the position. He arrived on site to find another guy waiting to interview. He looked over to my friend and said. "Don't worry they have to positions." My friend, we'll call him Bob went in to the interview. now Bob is an intelligent person, he is certified and he has valid AD experience, so he's calm, collected and ready. His interviewer asked him why all of his experience was 2500 miles away and now all of the sudden he's moved here. He replied, "Well my ex-wife moved here and I wanted to make sure I was close to my daughter." They told him this was a noble thing he did, so he replies, "Yes, and I'll be sure to throw that in your faces later." That's only the beginning. Later he mentioned he wanted flexibility to look for another job, as this was a contract and he really wants to find permanent employment. They advised Bob he'd need to give a day's notice before skipping work to find another job. It gets better. so Bob nails the interview and the XYZ Company hires him on the spot. now he reports back to the staffing agency to find out just how little he will be paid. He walks up to the secretary and says, "I think I'll need about $17.00 USD per hour for this job." She said, "well it's $15.00 per hour because that's what we are paying the other guy. " he replies, "What the hell does that have to do with me?" She tells him it wouldn't be fair to pay each person differently, so he asks her for the guys phone number so he can call him and they'd both as for $17.00. She then tells him, "Well this is a Non-Profit Organization and they are limited on their pay. You understand don't you?" With a quick witted reply he says, "Well my apartment complex is a for profit organization and I don't think they'd understand." Needless to say he didn't get the $17.00 per hour, instead he got $15.00 but he still got hired and was given the flexibility to find another job on a moments notice. They only ask that when he does quit that he lets them know the day before if possible. I thought this was pretty funny. Goes to show how much the interview is based on personality and hitting it off with the interviewer. Oh and how he got this interview. My patented Resume format. :-) -- "The Rev" MCT/MCNGP #44 I may sound arrogant at times, but that's only because I'm always right. Memories fade but a Google search never forgets. justafreak.com . Tag: OT: Wednesday pr0n Tag: 164972

Lesbians are cool, but it's not like I'd turn off a threesome:

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7487

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