Self explanatory

http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm


Consultant

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by nunja

nunja
Wed Jun 23 11:10:37 CDT 2004

That's gotta suck!

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Self explanatory
>
> http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm
>
>
> Consultant
>
>



Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Wed Jun 23 11:12:15 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:eJc97qTWEHA.2844
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm

I hope that's not a name she married into...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by JaR

JaR
Wed Jun 23 11:51:16 CDT 2004

Consultant wrote:

> Self explanatory
>
> http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm
>
>
> Consultant
>
>

Not very impressive credentials. Under 'Professional Organizations'
MCNGP is not listed

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by kpg

kpg
Wed Jun 23 12:17:44 CDT 2004


"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\131751.htm (6/23/2004 12:15:12
PM) #
> Self explanatory
>
> http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm
>
>
> Consultant
>

But it gets your resume more than the customary 30 seconds attention.

Probably gets passed around the office.

kpg



Re: OT Wednesday Fun by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 23 12:29:01 CDT 2004

My ex went to school with a guy named Shithead. Pronounced shi-theed. True
story.

--
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"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Self explanatory
>
> http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm
>
>
> Consultant
>
>



Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Wed Jun 23 12:37:01 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:rZWdnZD3OoRAIETdRVn-ug@adelphia.com:

> My ex went to school with a guy named Shithead. Pronounced shi-theed.
> True story.
>

and I'm sure that's how everyone pronounced it behind his back
;)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Jun 23 12:38:30 CDT 2004

very kewl

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> My ex went to school with a guy named Shithead. Pronounced shi-theed. True
> story.
>
> --
> I may not be completely certified, but I am completely certifiable.
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:eJc97qTWEHA.2844@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > Self explanatory
> >
> > http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm
> >
> >
> > Consultant
> >
> >
>
>



Re: OT Wednesday Fun by The

The
Wed Jun 23 12:52:22 CDT 2004

>and I'm sure that's how everyone pronounced it behind his back

not to his face?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Wed Jun 23 14:56:57 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:dqgjd0lcdpaarocteg266nsl2sgrfnvfba@4ax.com:

> not to his face?

no, to his face he would be sh!tf@ce....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by The

The
Wed Jun 23 15:09:11 CDT 2004

>> not to his face?
>
>no, to his face he would be sh!tf@ce....

I know someone called Richard Head...... someone once called him
'Dick'...... only once.....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 23 15:18:39 CDT 2004

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> >> not to his face?
> >
> >no, to his face he would be sh!tf@ce....
>
> I know someone called Richard Head...... someone once called him
> 'Dick'...... only once.....
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

His parents didn't have much common sense, did they?

--
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Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Wed Jun 23 15:32:23 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:8lojd05829ku7dohgqbduijmuqvtmcp5ju@4ax.com:

> I know someone called Richard Head......

he could always change his last name to "Tater" and rule a country with an
iron fist...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Wed Jun 23 15:33:28 CDT 2004

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:X7OdnUGo8ow9eETdRVn_iw@adelphia.com:

> His parents didn't have much common sense, did they?

he could have been Mike Hunt or Ben Dover or Phil McCracken or....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by The

The
Wed Jun 23 16:10:22 CDT 2004

>His parents didn't have much common sense, did they?

I often wondered why he never killed them for doing so.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by The

The
Wed Jun 23 16:12:37 CDT 2004

>he could have been Mike Hunt

'Would Kline Sphere please come over by Mike Hunt'

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Wed Jun 23 20:02:43 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:hcsjd015im6ucmau6teqavb5bfb2fr29os@4ax.com:

> I often wondered why he never killed them for doing so.

well, I know some one who _is_ a dick head and I often wonder why I haven't
killed him...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by TechGeekPro

TechGeekPro
Wed Jun 23 23:28:51 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9511A86F6D27Cneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:X7OdnUGo8ow9eETdRVn_iw@adelphia.com:
>
> > His parents didn't have much common sense, did they?
>
> he could have been Mike Hunt or Ben Dover or Phil McCracken or....

...or Al Coholic or Anita Cocks or Seymour Butts or...

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Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Keyboard

Keyboard
Thu Jun 24 10:14:10 CDT 2004


>....or Al Coholic
>

Funny story, named our parakeet Al Coholic...

Used to manage a couple liquor stores... during a beer
delivery in summer, someones pet parakeet flew in to the
back room. It flew around for a while... until it got
tired. Sooner or later, it came flying down and landed on
my shoulder... must have been hand fed because it was
fairly tame. So, gave it the name that was just oh so
fitting... Al.

Took it home, daughter re-named it christian. I still
called it Al.

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by billLASTINIT

billLASTINIT
Thu Jun 24 10:41:31 CDT 2004

Keyboard Cowboy wrote:
>> ....or Al Coholic
>>
>
> Funny story, named our parakeet Al Coholic...
>
> Used to manage a couple liquor stores... during a beer
> delivery in summer, someones pet parakeet flew in to the
> back room. It flew around for a while... until it got
> tired. Sooner or later, it came flying down and landed on
> my shoulder... must have been hand fed because it was
> fairly tame. So, gave it the name that was just oh so
> fitting... Al.
>
> Took it home, daughter re-named it christian. I still
> called it Al.

There's a chap that I recall
by the name of Al K. Hall
who was the toast of Danny's down-town bar.

There's a picture on the wall,
autographed by Al K. Hall
For it seems he was the local ping pong star.

Yes he packed a wicked swing
at ping pong
Until one day he couldn't hit a ball.

It seems too many beers
for far too many years
contributed to Al's downfall.

That's why I softly croon
this melancholy tune.

In honor of old Al,
Al K. Hall.
The greatest ping pong swinger
of them all.

Oh, Al K. Hall

--
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Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 24 11:08:02 CDT 2004

"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
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> Took it home, daughter re-named it christian.

Christian Coholic? naw that just sounds wrong....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 24 11:09:21 CDT 2004

Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in news:u1Li6GgWEHA.2288
@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Fris "My Dixie Wrecked!" bee©,

something I don't want to know...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Keyboard

Keyboard
Thu Jun 24 12:10:11 CDT 2004


>Christian Coholic? naw that just sounds wrong....
>
>--

Naw... it was a madonna thing... you know, the one-namer.

I still refer to it as "the avian formerly known as Al".

Re: OT Wednesday Fun by Neil

Neil
Thu Jun 24 12:17:03 CDT 2004

"Keyboard Cowboy" <thekeyboardcowboy@nospam.cybersolutionz.com> wrote in
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> "the avian formerly known as Al".

the best

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"