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    - OT: MCP AI Found this in mcad ng. cute. <quote> Considering the recent increase in usage of dumps for MCP certifications, Microsoft has been secretly doing a beta run of their new lie detector. There's an AI app which integrates with the current testing modules and has been collecting data on answering patterns... Depending on the speed and answers, you are asked at the end of exams whether you used any dumps. If it detects that you are lying... you get a static dischage of 30000 volts from a circuit attached to the mouse. And also that they monitor all the email address with the ip address and data from isps and if the id matches your registration data. you are asked to £%& off.... -- Regards, HD </quote> Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111339
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    - somthing new a drunk isirsh man onced said never light a fire you can't put out you will learn somthing new everyday Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111332
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    - MCSE Lotion It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it is told. Buffalo Bill www.silencethemusical.com Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111324
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    - book recommendations for 70-219 Hi anyone got any book recommendations for 70-219? thanks Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111320
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    - 70-270 Exam Hi, I have decided to take my exams, stating with the XP Exam, I was going to do the 2k exams, but realise it's not worth it. Can anyone advise me on a really good paper back 70-270 book, that will cover what I need? Kind Regards Andy Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111318
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    - OT: Welcome Kit Got my welcome kit last night. It has a nice colorful certificate (personally signed by Bill Gates), a cool ID card and a lapel pin. I was so excited that I decided to hit the town to celebrate. I wore the lapel pin the whole night but not one hot chick approached me. What am I doing wrong? I thought that thing was a chick magnet. Should I have also flashed my ID card more? I don't understand. I think next time I'm going to leave my wife at home. Confused in LA Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111317
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    - Please help - one technical question... Hello all, I have one technical question that I don't know to solve, please advise: Scenario: We send ICMP echo packets to a targeted computer and to receive the ICMP echo reply packet if the targeted computer is online. This can be done by using PING command. After issuing the PING command, we can issue the ARP command to check the Ethernet address that has been cached in our computer, thus establishing the IP address to Ethernet Address correspondence. But this approach can only handle single computer. For multiple computers, we will have to do it one by one and the process will be slow to scan ALL the computer in the LAN segment near us. We want a efficient solution for the above scenario, can you suggest one? Are there any tools available? Pleae help. Thanks a lot. Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111303
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    - MSCE 2000 to 2003 upgrade path confusion I passed 70-292 yesterday, I was under the impression that just that single exam would update my MCSA to 2003 since I am already a MCSA/MCSE on win 2000. Now I see that I also have to take additional exams (293 and 294) Is this correct. Will the CCNA or network+ count towards either of those? I am looking now and 70-296 is all I need for MCSE, so it doesn't seem worth the study time and expense of two more exams to get a 2003 MCSA. Anybody more fimilar with the upgrade process that can clear this up. It looks like all I need is 70-296 for 2003 mcse but want to be sure. Thanks Mike mikeweb1 at potternet dot com (change the obvious stuff to reply by e-mail) Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111292
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    - My employer's website http://tinyurl.com/8rbe I just wanted to show everybody my bosses' website cause he's way smarter than any of those MCNGP racketeers and he trained me to be just as smart as him. If you follow my suggestions and use braindumps you can work here with me! don Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111277
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    - Server 2003 or Space Cadet 2003? Here's an oddity: Server 2003, set up as a DC in a little test forest with no other DCs, has lost track of about 30 gigabytes of information contained in 6 partitions on the second (IDE) hard drive in the system. Now, 4 of those partitions are clones of partitions on the primary drive, all of which contain operating systems, and one of which is a clone of the Server 03 partition. I just discovered this. It wasn't happening the first couple weeks after the second drive was installed. 03 saw all of the partitions with their labels and their drive letters and data in both Explorer and Disk Management. In Explorer, the partitions simply don't show up. In disk management, however, I see all the partitions. The disk is shown to be online (it's basic) and all the partitions are marked healthy, but they have no labels and they have no drive letters. All the partitions are, however, shown to be the correct size and to be formatted with the correct file system. But none of the programs or data is recognized - all the partitions are shown to have all the space available. And this includes the partitions that have only data and no OS on them. Rescanning the disks had no effect. I haven't had much chance to look into this yet, except that a quick scan of the event logs seemed to show that at one time 03 was trying to replicate Sysvol on the first drive to the Sysvol on the second drive, as if it thought this were another DC in the domain. That seems as if it might have something to do with the problem, but I haven't followed up yet. Nor have I checked DNS configuration, Has anyone run into this? I have had, and know others who have had, multiple partitions (clones) of the same server OS set up as DCs under NT and 2000 and have not come across this kind of problem. But maybe there's a simpler cause that I'm simply overlooking. What really seems odd is that it fails to see the data, the labels and the drive letters on all the partitions on the second drive, not just the one that's a clone of itself. And, of course, that it is correct about the other info concerning the partitions. The other OSs on the computer, 2000, 2000 Server and XP Pro, have no such problem, even though copies of their SYSVOLs exist on the second drive as well. Any ideas? TIA Mike Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111257
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    - Passed my last exam... ...and now I'm an MCSE! Arrived at the test center 15 minutes early - 8:45am and there were about 5 students in the reception area. So I waited my turn. 9am the proctor apologizes for the delay and continues to get everybody else setup. 9:15 he tells me he's getting dll errors and he's still waiting to download my exam. 9:30 he tells me they got hit with a virus and haven't successfully given a Prometric exam since Friday but he's going to try to download my exam again. THANKS FOR TELLING ME NOW! 9:45 he says it's not working, should he download again? No, I tell him, I'm going somewhere else. I'm ready for this exam NOW, I took the morning off work, and I'm finishing my MCSE TODAY! I call Prometric and have them reschedule me for another test center at 10:15 as I drive across town yelling at the slow drivers for getting in my way. 12:15 happy me strolls out with my 7th score report - MCSE done! Thank you all for the help over the last six months. Good luck to those pursuing this certification. Maybe I'll upgrade mine to 2003 later this year. For now, I need a break. And a drink. Or two. Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111251
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    - 70-228 Passed this morning! Wow. Tough one out of the way. Really wasn't that difficult, but I'm experienced ;-) Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111244
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    - MCSE 2003 track Hello All MCSE's, I'm planning to become a mcse on windows server 2003. What exam should I take first for the MCSE ; 70-290, 70- 291, 70-293, 70-270 or 70-210.? What order should I take the exams in? Best regards Treg Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111235
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    - MCSE Path Please to help me find path for the MCSE. I currently work and like this. http://www.koerperwelten.de/Downloads/Wallpaper_Hacker_1024x768.jpg Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111233
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    - SUBNETTING??? what all you know know about it? Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111186
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    - Highest score for 70-290? I got a 761 for this exam. Passing is 700 (according to what's on the report). Bars show strong for almost every area tested. Does anyone know what the highest possible score is? I think it's 1000 and if that's true, how come I got such a low score (761) with bars in the strong area? SuperTech Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111179
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    - Logos for 2003 Are there new logos for MCSA/MCSE on Windows 2003 or is it the same logo as 2000? If they are the same how does one differentiate? Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111177
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    - Trouble with GPO's I have been asking this question in Windows SBS 2003 newsgroups so far to no avail, thought maybe someone here could help me. I have been trying to figure this out. I have Windows Server 2003, and I cannot get my personalized GPO's to work. My client PC's are XP Pro, I have added 1 restriction for 1 user, just to try to make it work. What I did is enforced Prohibit access to control panel (I figured it would be easy to check). I created a GPO named John Doe, then I put it last in the list under domainname.local, which happens to be 7. Upon logging on as John Doe the control panel is still present. I checked it on a client computer. The users are in the SBSUsers OU, and I put the GPO link in (MyBusiness/Users). What I want to do is be able to set restrictions on the users in my domain. I went into Group Policy Relusts, and upon generating results on this Policy, and under Applied GPO's it doesn't even show up, and under Denied GPO's, it also doesn't show up. What am I doing wrong? I can't seem to figure this out and would really appreciate any help you could give me. Any help appreciated, Dave Marden (david@nospam.mardenfamily.com) Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111172
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    - outlook Hi before i start a know this is unrelated. a error in outlook started today 10:50:53 Error synchronizing folder 10:50:53 [80004005-507-469-522] 10:50:53 The contents of this public folder are currently unavailable. Either the Microsoft Exchange Server computer servicing this public folder is down or the public folder has not been replicated to this site. See your administrator. 10:50:53 Microsoft Exchange Server Information Store 10:50:53 For more information on this failure, click the URL below: 10:50:53 http://www.microsoft.com/support/prodredirect/outlook2000_u s.asp?err=80004005-507-469-522 i havent seen this before and cant find much about it on google has any one seen this before, any idea how to fix, thanks # seanja Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111164
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    - Motorola Wifi products what is the general perception of motorola wireless products with regard to SOHO etc. are they a player or just hanging around the sidelines. also are they any good.. Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111160
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    - Problems with script Hi I am trying to run a script to report the installed software on remote machines. The script runs fine when I run it from my workstation against a remote machine on the same domain The network consists of several small windows 2000 single domain forests with a single windows 2000 server in each forest, and there are no trust relationships between forests. In order to run the script on the other domains, I have been connecting through Terminal services to the domain controller and running the script from there ( I am logging on with Domain Admin rights) As soon as I try to run it against a remote machine from the DC I get an error: 0x80041010 Source: (null) in the following lin Set colSoftware = objWMIService.ExecQuery("Select * from Win32Reg_AddRemovePrograms",,48 For Each objItem in colSoftware >error on this line Anyone know where I am going wrong Thanks Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111154
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    - What is the difference in the 4 core exams in 2000 & 2003? Hi, I am looking to sit the MCSE 2003 exams rather than the 2000 exams. How dose the 4 core 2003 exams equate to the 4 core 2000 exams? Does;- Exam 70-215: Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Windows 2000 Server = Exam 70-290: Managing and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Environment Exam 70-216: Implementing and Administering a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure = Exam 70-291: Implementing, Managing, and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Network Infrastructure Exam 70-221: Designing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure = Exam 70-293: Planning and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Network Infrastructure Exam 70-217: Implementing and Administering a Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure = Exam 70- 294: Planning, Implementing, and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows Server 2003 Active Directory Infrastructure There are not many books/practice exams available on MCSE 2003 (not even question of the day on 2003 in cramsession!!), so I was wandering if I could use the equivalent 2000 practice exams and books for reference. If so, what sort of knowledge percentage would I be missing? Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111153
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    - ISA server & DHCP Hi I have an ISA server running in my network. For many=20 reasons, computers are moved frequently (don=B4t ask me why)=20 so IP addresses are moving and/or changing, and IP=20 conflicts appear everyday coz there=B4s somebody trying to=20 join the domain without the right IP number assigned to=20 the PC (maybe HD is down, bad NIC, etc.) Now I want to know if a DHCP server is a good choice,=20 knowing that ISA server policies are based on IP ranges=20 and sometimes joined with usernames. Thanks Luis Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111151
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    - win3kserver Hi thanks allready couse i know you mcngps are going to be a great help. studing 70-290/291 am getting a mini lab set up have a p2 1gigram and a p4512ram. wanting to put server '03 on p2 and keep p4 running xp and virtual pc xp do you think this would be enough to get this running ok to study with bye bye on this day in 1897 the electron was discovered by british physicist, jj thomson you will learn somthing new everyday -trustme- Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111150
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    - QUERY I WANT TO HAVE A MCSE CERTIFICATION, CAN ANYONE HELP ME REGARDING THE COURSE AND THE EXAM PRREQUISITES. SUVADIP Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111148
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    - Certifications & Qualifications for a good job Hi all I'm 1 test away from obtaining my MCSE:Security 2000 & 1 test away from my CCNA I'm trying to make sure that I have the proper qualifications for a $70K per year job. However, when I look at the current job opennings, the qualifications they list are not all the same. For example: A lot of them require programming. But they don't say which programming is required. I'm worried about spending money I can't afford to learn one type of programming language and then lose a job because they require a different programming language skill. This example holds true for Certifications and other skill sets Can anyone tell me what skill sets I need to be qualified for this type of high paying job I'm looking into Network Admin or Network Engineer positions. Anything network related as long as it pays $70K per year. That is the goal Help,, Help, Hel Thank Mike Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111129
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    - My adventure in Microsoft today lol did a check to see what needed to be updated in the Windows Update... came up with the new cumulative security patch for my system... installed... rebooted... works fine... check again because there were more updates... 2 driver updates... one for my NVidia GeForce 4 MX 440 and another for my POS ESS Allegro onboard sound card. Did the update... reboots... CRASH!!! DLL32.EXE corrupted!! oh joy... what fun!! Had to do the following: 1. reboot 2. tried to boot into safe mode 3. run cmd 4. sfc /scannow 5. would not run so... 6. boot normal mode 7. steps 3 & 4 8. have ciggy 9. reboot 10. see corrupted file still existing 11. reset restore point to yesterday 12. reboot 13. ciggy 14. get drink 15. check drivers - good 16. check SP 1 - still there 17. check Windows Update - need same patch as earlier 18. reboot 19. ciggy - %^&&***&^!!%$#@@ MS makin me smoke so much 20. check Windows Update - saw the 2 drivers and thought ... LIKE $#%^**(&^%^ HELL! lol I aint doin it again... kept the drivers I got from the manufacturers web page and too HELL with Windows ... lmao... well that was my evening after work... how was yours??? lol :P -- Sue Thugette #69 Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111126
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    - Score reports I did the 70-296, but the score report only says failed/passed. Is the detailed score report gone again? Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111095
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    - DHCP Lease expiration ? Why does the DHCP IP lease have to have an * expiration * time/date in win-NT ? Is it so that the host can be moved to a different location on the network , with out machines trying to call to the wrong location ( wasting bandwidth ) forever ? Thanks Much , Tim Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111090
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    - Exam 70-284 Exchange 2003 Guys I am planning to write this exam in a day or two. Just wondering if anyone here has passed this exam I'm looking for tips like how difficult is compared to the other exams such as 70-292 and 70-296 Thanks GameBoy Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111065
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    - superboob yank people thanks for a great half time show at the breakfast bowl. excellent do you think next year you could get janet to take off a bit more.. Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111064
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    - MCSE 2000 expire?? hi all i'll start my first mcse exam after a month(i've already finished the course for it) but i wanted to know when will exams for mcse2000 be expired n unavailable since 2003 has come up? will it be soon or i still have time? how can i found out?? thanx u all Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111059
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    - Taking 216 on Sunday I plan on taking 216 on Sunday. I know there are 50 questions, but what is the time to take this test? Also, are there many questions on where options are located in the GUI? Just wondering. Don't know how much of that I need to know for the exam. Thanks, P Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111051
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    - Help is Needed I am a Sri Lankan and i am working 2 years as a freelance Software Designer in the local market. And now iam able to start a little firm with 2 Programmers and Web Graphic Designer in late February. But i am interested to know whether can i access to the globle market in programming. And what should i Do.(Hince here development cost is very Low) How to contact Custermers, What are the possibilities,. Please make me know can i target Globle Market Thank You Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111040
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    - 70-210 or 70-270? I am just about to start my MCSE track and was going to start with 70-210. However, now I have started thinking, is it bettwer to start with 70-270 instead. What are everyones views on this? Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111031
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    - Ramsey test anyone know where I can find these test Mechanical / elecrtical Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111030
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    - 70-217 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0008_01C3E96A.E9D34C50 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hi there. Passed my 70-217 on Friday. Going for 70-218 now. Cheers!!! ------=_NextPart_000_0008_01C3E96A.E9D34C50 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = charset=3Diso-8859-1"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 6.00.2800.1276" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Hi there.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Passed my 70-217 on Friday. Going for = 70-218=20 now.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Cheers!!!</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0008_01C3E96A.E9D34C50-- Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111026
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    - Theory ? If you had 1000 identical windows host computers , all running identical topology ( say the same ethernet ) , and a class A isp address assigned to the network : would there still be a reason to subnet into network segments ( given the server is windows also ) ? Would performance in terms of excessive broadcasts slow down the network ? No wonder MCSEs make $ , it is almost overwhealming what must be known . In contrast , Electronics was simple . Thanks Much , Tim Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111019
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    - 1certify have new updated exams for certifications www.1certify.com have new updated exams for certification kabr Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1034252.htm Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111013
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    - realexamquestions.com is the best site www.realexamquestions.com is the best sit kellym Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1034247.htm Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111012
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    - allitcert.killer.com or testking.co.uk allitcert.killer.com or testking.co.uk XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.com is cheaper than the www.testking.co.u cobo Sign up for free daily practice questions at: http://www.QoD.U ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.examnotes.ne ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.examnotes.net/article1034243.htm Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111011
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    - MCSA 2003 or MCSE 2000 first? I'm a 70-216 exam away from an MCSA 2000. My goal is MCSA 2003 as well as MCSE 2003. Should the order in which this is done be: MCSA 2000> MCSA 2003 upgrade> MCSE 2000> MCSE 2003 upgrade or MCSA 2000> MCSE 2000> MCSA 2003 upgrade> MCSE 2003 upgrade My concern is that if I do the MCSA 2003 upgrade right after the MCSA 2000, it will only cause confusion of trying to separate what functionality is in 2000 or 2003 when I go for the MCSE 2000. Is this a valid concern or is the order not a big deal? Thanks, Paul Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111009
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    - Time to upgrade Well, I guess it's time for me I start preparing for my first MCSE 2003 upgrade exam, the silly 70-292. I been goofing off on this ng with you guys too much. I refuse to waste department money on a real book. I will be using MOC #2209AP, the MS web site, selftest software and my test server. the MCSA 2003 count is @ 4,900. If i hurry - i get my little "special" card. Yeah!! -- Rowdy Yates I am Against-TCPA http://www.againsttcpa.com Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111007
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    - MSCE Pay? Hi I am taking classes to get my MCSE in TN but have no college degree. I am wondering what my pay will be when I get my certification startin out? Also, can I get hired with only experience managing my ow network and my MCSE? Thanks Susann ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted via http://www.mcse.m ----------------------------------------------------------------------- View this thread: http://www.mcse.ms/message350878.htm Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111003
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    - [x-posted] MS Deployment Guide 2003 - focus areas for exams? Has anyone used this for prepping for 70-290,1,3,4,7 ? Any areas that are particularly important over others ? ================================ We require rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! (remove vroomfondle to email me) ================================ Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 111002
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    - Study Time I keep a small Sybex book in my downstairs bathroom and everytime I have to make a doody I go down there and study and make sure that Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 110992
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    - This will cheer Consultant Up A Bit Special Fed-Ex delivery for the big Man. =========================== From http://slashdot.org/ India Becoming a Major Hub for Western Job Seekers Posted by Cliff on Saturday January 31, @10:11PM from the finding-work-abroad dept. MaximusTheGreat writes: "IHT and Financial Express report that many qualified Western professionals are moving to India for jobs. Two of the most common reasons mentioned are adding the Indian experience to the CV and search of better opportunities in a booming Indian economy. According to a Mumbai based head hunting firm, "A lot of the highly qualified talent has traditionally been mobile and attracted to centers of excellence globally. This was true of the US in the early 80s when top flight talent from India migrated in search of better opportunities. Today, the same is happening to economies such as India and China" This should also bust the myth that foreigners are not allowed work in India." ========================== Hugs & Kisses Rowdy -- Rowdy Yates I am Against-TCPA http://www.againsttcpa.com Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 110989
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    - great chance to quit your job HOW TO MAKE $6000 FROM $6.00 READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE! PLEASE READ ALL! I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, Yeah right, this must be a scam, but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and address stated in the article. You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. This is easier than you would ever think possible. (There are thousands) No catch, that was it. So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured: what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right? Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well GUESS WHAT!!... within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1,000.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I have spent more than that on the lottery!! Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works....Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the information off of it as you need it. I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy! Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or download it.) Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage) IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE: Please follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days. This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. You will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service. You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists. However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that list. Here are the 4 easy steps to success: STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece of paper ;PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST. Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope (to prevent thievery). Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses: #1) Stephanie Hicks 1283 Evening Canyon Henderson NV 89014 #2) Alvin Jennings 278 Halsey St. Brooklyn, NY 11216 #3)Ryan Tucker 301 Royal Oaks Blvd. Apt. 3105 Franklin, TN 37067 #4)Bryan Payne 157 Oates Ave, Holland Park Brisbane, Queensland, Australia 4121 # 5)R Crawford 5167 N 400 W LaPorte,Ind. 46350 #6)Chester Jones 25735 Lorain rd. #110 North Olmsted Ohio 44070 STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number 6 on the list. STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there are close to 24,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you make! This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you can use it again, and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others have received will come your way. NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.) So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the first six people listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business! Due to the facts that newsgroups, bulletin boards, chat rooms, and pretty much anywhere on the internet that you could post this, are constantly changing and there are 50,000 + users to the internet each day. Which leaves extremely good odds that this will continue to work time and time again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others have received will come your way. HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS FAST WITH YOUR WEB BROWSER: The fastest way to post a newsletter: Highlight and COPY (Ctrl-C) the Text of this posted message and PASTE (Ctrl-V) it into a plain text editor (as Wordpad) and save it. After you have made the necessary changes that are stated above, simply COPY (Ctrl-C) and PASTE (Ctrl-V) the text into the message composition window, after selecting a newsgroup, and post it! (Or you can attach the file, without writing anything to the message window.) If you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 do the following: 1. Click on any newsgroup like normal; then click on 'TO NEWS'. This will bring up a box to type a message in. 2. Leave the newsgroup box like it is, change the subject box to something flashy, something to catch the eye, as "$$$ NEED FAST CASH $$$? NO BS! $! $! $" Or "$$$! MAKE FAST CASH; YOU CAN'T LOSE! $$$". Or you can use my subject title. 3. Now click on 'ATTACHMENTS'. Then click on 'ATTACH FILE'. Find your file on your Hard Disk (the one you saved from the text editor). Once you find it, click on it and then click 'OPEN' and 'OK'. You should now see your file name in the attachments box. 4. Now click on 'SEND'/'POST'. You see? Now you just have 199 to go! (Don't worry, it's easy and quick once you get used to it.) NOTE: the versions of Netscape Navigator's are similar to each other, so you'll have no problem to do this if you don't have Netscape Navigator 3.0. QUICK TIP! (For Netscape Navigator 3.x and above) You can post this message to many newsgroups at a time, by simply selecting a newsgroup near the top of the screen, hold down the SHIFT, and then select a newsgroup near the bottom of the screen. All of the newsgroups in/between will be selected. After that, you follow/do the basic steps, stated below at this letter, except of step #1. You can go to the page stated below in this letter and click on a newsgroup to open up the newsgroups window. Once you've done this, in the same window go to 'OPTIONS', and then mark 'SHOW ALL NEWSGROUPS' and 'SHOW ALL MESSAGES'. Now you can see all the newsgroups and you can apply easier the above tip. If you have MS Internet Explorer do the following: 1. Go to the newsgroups and press 'POST AN ARTICLE'. To the new window type your headline in the subject area and then click in the large window below. There either PASTE your letter (which it's been copied from the text editor), or attach the file, which contains it. 2. Then click on 'SEND' or 'OK'. NOTE: All Versions of MS Internet Explorer are similar to each other, so you won't have any problem doing this. GENERAL NOTES ON POSTING: A nice page where you'll find all the newsgroups if you want help is http://www.liszt.com/ (When you go to the home page, click on the link 'Newsgroup Directory'). But I don't think you'll have any problem posting because it's very easy once you've found the newsgroups. All these web browsers are similar. It doesn't matter which one you have. (But it makes it very easy if you have Netscape Navigator 3.0 or later. You may download it from the Internet if you don't have it.) You just have to remember the basic steps, stated below. BASIC STEPS FOR POSTING: 1. Find a newsgroup and you click on it. 2. You click on 'POST AN/NEW ARTICLE' or 'TO NEWS' or anything else similar to these. 3. You type your flashy headline in the subject box. 4. Now, either you attach the file containing your amended letter, or you PASTE the letter. (You have to COPY it from the text editor, of course, from before.) 5. Finally, you click on 'SEND' or 'POST' or 'OK', whatever is there. **REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200**. That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you receive. If you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE CORRECT**. ===================== NOW THE WHY PART ======================= Out of 200 postings, say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I made $5.00 with my name at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me. Now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $626.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that just made me $3,125.00! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00! With an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING! And as I said 5 responses is actually VERY LOW! Average are probable 20 to 30! So lets put those figures at just 15 responses per person. Here is what you will make: at #6 $15.00 at #5 $225.00 at #4 $3,375.00 at #3 $50,625.00 at #2 $759,375.00 at #1 $11,390,625.00 When your name is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 6 again. And start posting again. The thing to remember is this, do you realize that thousands of people all over the world are joining the Internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU are now! So, can you afford $6.00 and see if it really works? I think so...People have said, "what if the plan is played out and no one sends you the money? So what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the Internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try? Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual Internet! Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will work! You only need to be honest. By the way, if you try to deceive people by Posting the messages with your name in the list and not sending the money to The rest of the people already on the list, you will NOT get as much. Someone I talked with knew someone who did just that and he only made about $150.00, and that's after seven or eight weeks! Then he sent the 6 $1.00 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had over $10k. This is the fairest and most honest way I have ever seen to share the wealth of the world without costing anything but our time! You also may want to buy mailing and e-mail lists for future dollars. Make sure you print this article out RIGHT NOW. Also, Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money. And always keep an eye on the newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing fairly. Remember that HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. You don't need to cheat the basic idea to make the money! GOOD LUCK to all and please play fairly and reap the huge rewards from this, which is tons of extra CASH. Please remember to declare your extra income. Thanks once again...! Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 110988
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    - OT: The next few days Ok folks... starting monday I am starting my new job so I may not be around very much but I'll still be able to post (just not as often). Also, my brother is in town for the Jamie Murphy funeral (CDN soldier killed tuesday in Kabul by suicide bomber http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2004/01/29/soldier040129 and http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/cdncasualties/ ) so I will be spending time with him, his wife and their daughter over the next few days. For those who caught the newsworld coverage yesterday afternoon and/or on cpac last night, the young man who did the first reading at the cerimony (which took place in Pembrooke, ON yesterday), is my brother :) -- Sue *Proud Canadian* Thugette #69 Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 110981
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    - 2003 Track Number of Questions and Duration of Exams Adapative / Non Adaptive Seems like there's no information on just how long the new 2003 exams are or how many questions there are. Cramsession doesnt seem to have any information apart from the pass mark. Does anyone know whether the exams are adaptive in nature (maybe not fully hence everyone is saying you can still review and mark) Anyone have any links other than these: http://www.microsoft.com/learning/mcp/mcse/windows2003/ and the links off there such as http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-290.asp to http://www.microsoft.com/learning/exams/70-297.asp ================================ We require rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! (remove vroomfondle to email me) ================================ Tag: OT Wednesday fun Tag: 110975

Here is a great site if you are looking for action heros!

http://herobuilders.com/

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Re: OT Wednesday fun by The

The
Thu Feb 05 12:33:28 CST 2004

Which one is don?

On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 12:08:00 -0800, "Consultant"
<consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Here is a great site if you are looking for action heros!
>
>http://herobuilders.com/

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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Re: OT Wednesday fun by LnkWizard

LnkWizard
Thu Feb 05 14:21:47 CST 2004

The one in the dress at the head of the "train"

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
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> Which one is don?
>
> On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 12:08:00 -0800, "Consultant"
> <consultant_mcngp_removepants@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >Here is a great site if you are looking for action heros!
> >
> >http://herobuilders.com/
>
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

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