[OT] Vote for Me!

Well, that does it.

The current set of choices for President has convinced me that it is
time I did something different this November.

Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
United States of America.

Don?t click ?next?, I?m serious! Don?t you all think that an MCNGP in
the White House would make better sense than either Bush or Kerry?

Not only that, but I won?t even have to resort to attack advertising.
All I have to do is sit back and let the Repubs and Dems continue to
spend millions bashing each other. It won?t cost me a cent! I don?t have
to suck up to the corporate lobbyists, because I won?t need as much money.

You want to slow down offshore outsourcing? How?s this; for every
displaced job, the company will be fined $20,000 per year. Fifty percent
of the money will go towards retraining and job assistance for the
displaced workers, the other half will go towards assisting businesses
that hire and train local workers. Any industries wanting to do business
in the US must do at least 50% of their manufacturing or production in
the US. Businesses that hire undocumented aliens will be fined the same
amount per worker. Workers with forged documents shall be subject to
imprisonment, then deportation. Aliens caught in the US after having
been deported once shall be subject to imprisonment. As there is a
shortage of space in federal prisons, inmates will be required to build
a new low-tech, barbed wire surrounded tent city in the middle of the
Arizona desert. Escapees are invited to try to make it back to
Mexico/Costa Rica/Columbia/Wherever if the think they can.

All aid to foreign governments will be suspended indefinitely. All
troops stationed overseas shall be recalled. The nations affected by
this action can either petition the United Nations for assistance, or
FOAD. US troops will begin duties patrolling our borders. Persons from
countries ?friendly? to the US will, with proper documentation, be
welcomed. Others will have to apply for special permission to enter the
country, and their stay will be subject to review at any time. Failure
to comply will result in imprisonment.

Federal Income tax will be reset at 5% of income. All tax deductions,
write-offs, and other ?loopholes? are disallowed. No exceptions.

Grrr? This started out to be a one-paragraph post and just look what
happened.

JaR
Presidential Thug

Neil
Tue Sep 07 14:40:09 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> spewed in
news:#FzS9ERlEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> Don't you all think that an MCNGP in
> the White House would make better sense than either Bush or Kerry?

The great State of Ontario unanimously casts all of its electoral votes
to the only candidate who can lead us into the 22nd century, JaR!!!!!

Oh, hang on, I think I see a dimpled chad issue here...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Consultant
Tue Sep 07 14:41:19 CDT 2004

are you rich?

"JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:%23FzS9ERlEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> Well, that does it.
>
> The current set of choices for President has convinced me that it is
> time I did something different this November.
>
> Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
> United States of America.
>
> Don?t click ?next?, I?m serious! Don?t you all think that an MCNGP in
> the White House would make better sense than either Bush or Kerry?
>
> Not only that, but I won?t even have to resort to attack advertising.
> All I have to do is sit back and let the Repubs and Dems continue to
> spend millions bashing each other. It won?t cost me a cent! I don?t have
> to suck up to the corporate lobbyists, because I won?t need as much money.
>
> You want to slow down offshore outsourcing? How?s this; for every
> displaced job, the company will be fined $20,000 per year. Fifty percent
> of the money will go towards retraining and job assistance for the
> displaced workers, the other half will go towards assisting businesses
> that hire and train local workers. Any industries wanting to do business
> in the US must do at least 50% of their manufacturing or production in
> the US. Businesses that hire undocumented aliens will be fined the same
> amount per worker. Workers with forged documents shall be subject to
> imprisonment, then deportation. Aliens caught in the US after having
> been deported once shall be subject to imprisonment. As there is a
> shortage of space in federal prisons, inmates will be required to build
> a new low-tech, barbed wire surrounded tent city in the middle of the
> Arizona desert. Escapees are invited to try to make it back to
> Mexico/Costa Rica/Columbia/Wherever if the think they can.
>
> All aid to foreign governments will be suspended indefinitely. All
> troops stationed overseas shall be recalled. The nations affected by
> this action can either petition the United Nations for assistance, or
> FOAD. US troops will begin duties patrolling our borders. Persons from
> countries ?friendly? to the US will, with proper documentation, be
> welcomed. Others will have to apply for special permission to enter the
> country, and their stay will be subject to review at any time. Failure
> to comply will result in imprisonment.
>
> Federal Income tax will be reset at 5% of income. All tax deductions,
> write-offs, and other ?loopholes? are disallowed. No exceptions.
>
> Grrr? This started out to be a one-paragraph post and just look what
> happened.
>
> JaR
> Presidential Thug

Ken
Tue Sep 07 14:46:01 CDT 2004

"JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:%23FzS9ERlEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
> Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
> United States of America.
>

I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.

1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her clothes.
2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties and
butterflies to react.
c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."

That is all. Carry on.

--

KB - MCNGP "Presidential Advisor thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Ken
Tue Sep 07 14:47:30 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:eYf6mKRlEHA.2868@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> are you rich?

No, but his wife is.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Neil
Tue Sep 07 14:52:04 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed in
news:#7iA6NRlEHA.3544@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:eYf6mKRlEHA.2868@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>> are you rich?
>
> No, but his wife is.
>

in his fantasies...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Tue Sep 07 14:51:47 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Ken Briscoe climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> "JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:%23FzS9ERlEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>>
>> Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
>> United States of America.
>>
>
> I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.
>
> 1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her
> clothes. 2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties
> and butterflies to react.
> c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
> 4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
> V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
> 6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."
>
> That is all. Carry on.
>

Noted without comment.

JaR
Presidential Thug

JaR
Tue Sep 07 14:52:45 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> are you rich?
>

Gimme four years as Pres and I will be.

Vote for;
JaR

Neil
Tue Sep 07 14:53:12 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed
in news:OwggENRlEHA.3564@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> "JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:%23FzS9ERlEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>>
>> Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
>> United States of America.
>>
>
> I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.
>
> 1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her
> clothes. 2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties
> and butterflies to react.
> c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
> 4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
> V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
> 6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."
>
> That is all. Carry on.
>

PotD

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

kpg
Tue Sep 07 15:05:25 CDT 2004

I am both for and against your presidency.
--
JFK


Read my lips: No New President!
--
GWB

billyw
Tue Sep 07 15:09:26 CDT 2004

some of these ideas smack of socialist protectionism...

they're gonna go down a treat in the bible belt..

also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that some
one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the current,
less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some egyptian..



"JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:%23FzS9ERlEHA.556@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> Well, that does it.
>
> The current set of choices for President has convinced me that it is time
> I did something different this November.
>
> Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the United
> States of America.
>
> Don?t click ?next?, I?m serious! Don?t you all think that an MCNGP in the
> White House would make better sense than either Bush or Kerry?
>
> Not only that, but I won?t even have to resort to attack advertising. All
> I have to do is sit back and let the Repubs and Dems continue to spend
> millions bashing each other. It won?t cost me a cent! I don?t have to suck
> up to the corporate lobbyists, because I won?t need as much money.
>
> You want to slow down offshore outsourcing? How?s this; for every
> displaced job, the company will be fined $20,000 per year. Fifty percent
> of the money will go towards retraining and job assistance for the
> displaced workers, the other half will go towards assisting businesses
> that hire and train local workers. Any industries wanting to do business
> in the US must do at least 50% of their manufacturing or production in the
> US. Businesses that hire undocumented aliens will be fined the same amount
> per worker. Workers with forged documents shall be subject to
> imprisonment, then deportation. Aliens caught in the US after having been
> deported once shall be subject to imprisonment. As there is a shortage of
> space in federal prisons, inmates will be required to build a new
> low-tech, barbed wire surrounded tent city in the middle of the Arizona
> desert. Escapees are invited to try to make it back to Mexico/Costa
> Rica/Columbia/Wherever if the think they can.
>
> All aid to foreign governments will be suspended indefinitely. All troops
> stationed overseas shall be recalled. The nations affected by this action
> can either petition the United Nations for assistance, or FOAD. US troops
> will begin duties patrolling our borders. Persons from countries
> ?friendly? to the US will, with proper documentation, be welcomed. Others
> will have to apply for special permission to enter the country, and their
> stay will be subject to review at any time. Failure to comply will result
> in imprisonment.
>
> Federal Income tax will be reset at 5% of income. All tax deductions,
> write-offs, and other ?loopholes? are disallowed. No exceptions.
>
> Grrr? This started out to be a one-paragraph post and just look what
> happened.
>
> JaR
> Presidential Thug

Ken
Tue Sep 07 15:11:44 CDT 2004

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns955D82DCE883Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> >
> >
> > I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.
> >
> > 1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her
> > clothes. 2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties
> > and butterflies to react.
> > c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
> > 4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
> > V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
> > 6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."
> >
> > That is all. Carry on.
> >
>
> Noted without comment.

Also note that "no comment" is a comment.

--

KB - MCNGP "George Carlin thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Consultant
Tue Sep 07 15:19:21 CDT 2004

if you are not, then you never will be president. the only poor president
this country ever saw was lincoln

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns955D83073D3C3plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
> > are you rich?
> >
>
> Gimme four years as Pres and I will be.
>
> Vote for;
> JaR

Consultant
Tue Sep 07 15:20:25 CDT 2004

refer responses to your press secretary


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:uvZScbRlEHA.948@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> "JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns955D82DCE883Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> > >
> > >
> > > I got a couple nuggets of advice for you, son.
> > >
> > > 1) Make sure she swallows - you don't want to leave evidence on her
> > > clothes. 2) If the country is under attack, stop reading about kitties
> > > and butterflies to react.
> > > c) Spend more time at work than on vacation.
> > > 4) Stay away from theaters and motorcades.
> > > V) Take every available opportunity to publicly praise Jodie Foster.
> > > 6) Repeat after me: "I am not a crook."
> > >
> > > That is all. Carry on.
> > >
> >
> > Noted without comment.
>
> Also note that "no comment" is a comment.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "George Carlin thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
>
>

The
Tue Sep 07 15:22:03 CDT 2004

>Failure
>to comply will result in imprisonment.

can't they just be shot?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Sep 07 15:25:51 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:t26sj0pt3j0915ui72u0hlbar37r307pb9@4ax.com:

>>Failure
>>to comply will result in imprisonment.
>
> can't they just be shot?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

true, bullets are cheap...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Sep 07 15:27:19 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:#tcC3fRlEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> if you are not, then you never will be president. the only poor president
> this country ever saw was lincoln
>

and he wasn't memorable...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Tue Sep 07 15:28:37 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> some of these ideas smack of socialist protectionism...

It is what I say it is. If I call it *Freedom* then that's what it by
Ghod is! Anybody calls it different is a Commie/Terrorist
sympathiser/Anarchist(pick one).

>
> they're gonna go down a treat in the bible belt..

They'll love me in the bible belt, I'm gonna run all the furriners out of
the country. (Including the ones that pick their crops, but they won't
realise that until next fall.)

>
> also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that
> some one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the
> current, less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some
> egyptian..
>
>

I don't think I could have been clearer.

Vote For ME!

JaR

The
Tue Sep 07 15:31:33 CDT 2004

>also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that some
>one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the current,
>less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some egyptian..

i believe so, but must still be able to walk like an Egyptian....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Tue Sep 07 15:33:00 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
> spewed in news:t26sj0pt3j0915ui72u0hlbar37r307pb9@4ax.com:
>
>>>Failure
>>>to comply will result in imprisonment.
>>
>> can't they just be shot?
>>
>> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>>
>
> true, bullets are cheap...
>

Now you guys are just being silly. You can only shoot 'em if they "resist
arrest" or "mouth off", or are "funny looking", or some other good reason.

JaR
Vote for ME!

Consultant
Tue Sep 07 15:34:39 CDT 2004

no, he was a troublemaker, like jesus

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns955DA764A4654neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
> in news:#tcC3fRlEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
> > if you are not, then you never will be president. the only poor
president
> > this country ever saw was lincoln
> >
>
> and he wasn't memorable...
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Tue Sep 07 15:36:07 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Consultant climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> if you are not, then you never will be president. the only poor president
> this country ever saw was lincoln
>

Yeah, but I'm an MCNGP. That more than makes up for the lack of money.
Between that and my lapel pins, ever woman in the country will vote for me.
All I got to do is convince a couple of guys to vote for me, and I'm a
shoo-in!

Vote for:
JaR

Neil
Tue Sep 07 15:42:37 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
news:Xns955D89D9CC76Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> or are "funny looking", or some other good reason.
>

oh, alrighty then...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Sep 07 15:41:47 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:vj6sj05b9msghcd8pessaemvm9qfj26ppk@4ax.com:

>>also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that
>>some one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the
>>current, less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some
>>egyptian..
>
> i believe so, but must still be able to walk like an Egyptian....
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

toe tappin'

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Mike
Tue Sep 07 18:23:53 CDT 2004


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns955D89D9CC76Cplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
> > babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
> > spewed in news:t26sj0pt3j0915ui72u0hlbar37r307pb9@4ax.com:
> >
> >>>Failure
> >>>to comply will result in imprisonment.
> >>
> >> can't they just be shot?
> >>
> >> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
> >>
> >
> > true, bullets are cheap...
> >
>
> Now you guys are just being silly. You can only shoot 'em if they "resist
> arrest" or "mouth off", or are "funny looking", or some other good reason.
>

But I think it's okay to shoot them if you yell "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!"
first. At least that's what I learned from South Park.

--
Mike T
Spiffy sig currently under development.

Neil
Tue Sep 07 19:12:08 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> spewed in
news:OByK$GTlEHA.2680@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> But I think it's okay to shoot them if you yell "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT
> US!!" first. At least that's what I learned from South Park.

oh, the education you from south park

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Ben
Wed Sep 08 02:21:47 CDT 2004

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%237iA6NRlEHA.3544@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:eYf6mKRlEHA.2868@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> > are you rich?
>
> No, but his wife is.
>

But is she hawt?

Rowdy
Wed Sep 08 05:38:41 CDT 2004

"Ben" <bjblackmore@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote in news:O$X$3eXlEHA.3896
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
> news:%237iA6NRlEHA.3544@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
>> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:eYf6mKRlEHA.2868@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>> > are you rich?
>>
>> No, but his wife is.
>>
>
> But is she hawt?
>
>
>

hawt as in NYC hawt? or hawt as in Nanuvut eskimo bitch hawt?

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"If it doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, doesn't take piss breaks and plays
poker 24 hours a day - it's a bot!"

billyw
Wed Sep 08 08:33:01 CDT 2004


>> also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that
>> some one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the
>> current, less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some
>> egyptian..
>>
>>
>
> I don't think I could have been clearer.
>

if you had of been clearer i would not have needed to ask the question..
therefore your a typical politico.. all talk no substance...
so who is paying you??

after all haliburton run the US right now... i'm betting krispy cream

JaR
Wed Sep 08 11:11:13 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>>> also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that
>>> some one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the
>>> current, less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some
>>> egyptian..
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I don't think I could have been clearer.
>>
>
> if you had of been clearer i would not have needed to ask the
question..

I'm sorry. I forgot who I was talking to. Thankfully the Scots won't be
voting in the upcoming election, so I won't have to explain it personally
to every freaking one of you. But, just for you, the answer would be
"Yes".

Happy now?

> therefore your a typical politico..

Better be smiling while you typed that.

>all talk no substance...
> so who is paying you??
>
> after all haliburton run the US right now... i'm betting krispy cream
>

Who's paying off the British politicos? Oh, I'm sorry. That's right. They
work for the US!

Tony, baby! Fetch us a Starbucks will you? There's a good lad. And a
Krispy Kreme as long as you're up.

Vote for Me!

JaR

billyw
Wed Sep 08 11:26:20 CDT 2004

i would say we're serving you.

think of it more like a parent humouring a teenager.
let them think they are all grown up and can make their own decisions...

now there, go out and play nice with the other kids


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns955E5D78FB06Fplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>>>> also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean that
>>>> some one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather than the
>>>> current, less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than some
>>>> egyptian..
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I don't think I could have been clearer.
>>>
>>
>> if you had of been clearer i would not have needed to ask the
> question..
>
> I'm sorry. I forgot who I was talking to. Thankfully the Scots won't be
> voting in the upcoming election, so I won't have to explain it personally
> to every freaking one of you. But, just for you, the answer would be
> "Yes".
>
> Happy now?
>
>> therefore your a typical politico..
>
> Better be smiling while you typed that.
>
>>all talk no substance...
>> so who is paying you??
>>
>> after all haliburton run the US right now... i'm betting krispy cream
>>
>
> Who's paying off the British politicos? Oh, I'm sorry. That's right. They
> work for the US!
>
> Tony, baby! Fetch us a Starbucks will you? There's a good lad. And a
> Krispy Kreme as long as you're up.
>
> Vote for Me!
>
> JaR

JaR
Wed Sep 08 11:45:28 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> i would say we're serving you.
>

Yeah, that was kind of my point, too.

> think of it more like a parent humouring a teenager.

More like a senile grandparent being suuported by their kids.


> let them think they are all grown up and can make their own
> decisions...
>

That's right grandpa. Don't get all exited, now. Just eat that nice bowl
of oatmeal and sign the deed to the farm over.

> now there, go out and play nice with the other kids
>

Here we are, Gramps. Now take your nice pill and go back to sleep.

Can I handle international diplomacy or what?

Vote for ME!

JaR

The
Wed Sep 08 11:48:03 CDT 2004

>> But I think it's okay to shoot them if you yell "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT
>> US!!" first. At least that's what I learned from South Park.
>
>oh, the education you from south park

pls u b sending me braindumps 4 south park

waiting....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Wed Sep 08 11:49:19 CDT 2004

>Thankfully the Scots won't be
>voting in the upcoming election

according to the english, they should't be allowed to vote

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

T-Bone
Wed Sep 08 11:57:49 CDT 2004

"JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote
> Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
> United States of America.

IMO its one of their worst albums, but I'll take any opportunity to post
song lyrics:

Vote for me, vote for me
I want the nomination for the Presidency
Vote for me, vote for me
If I am elected, this is how it will be

I'll cut your tax in half
I'll make the Russians laugh
I'll feed the hungry people everywhere

I'll bring the railroads back
New trains and new track
From Waikiki to old Delaware

Vote for me, vote for me
I want the nomination for the Presidency
Vote for me, vote for me
If I am elected, this is how it will be

I'll give Detroit one year
New cars that run on beer
Or anything except gasoline

I'm looking to the sun
More power for everyone
And the cleanest sky that you've ever seen

I'm not going to kid you, there's a lot to do
Little can I promise, it's really up to you
But if we all work together
And I think we can
And if you want some new ideas
Then I'm your man

Vote for me, vote for me
I want the nomination for the Presidency
Vote for me, vote for me
If I am elected, this is how it will be

I'll work for global peace
And the sweet release
Of the love and human kindness in us all

I would give all I've got
You just give me a shot
Somehow, I know that I can win the fall

- "Vote for Me" from the album Chicago XI

Neil
Wed Sep 08 12:00:16 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:0tduj098urpa8i2k9inussjp9e71tba0al@4ax.com:

>>> But I think it's okay to shoot them if you yell "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT
>>> US!!" first. At least that's what I learned from South Park.
>>
>>oh, the education you from south park
>
> pls u b sending me braindumps 4 south park
>
> waiting....
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

use machine guns for mountain elks...and missles on the deers...

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molsonexpert
Wed Sep 08 12:29:43 CDT 2004


"T-Bone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:es$W6TclEHA.3608@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "JaR" <plentenospam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote
> > Therefore, I am announcing my intention to run for President of the
> > United States of America.
>
> IMO its one of their worst albums, but I'll take any opportunity to post
> song lyrics:
>
> Vote for me, vote for me
> I want the nomination for the Presidency
> Vote for me, vote for me
> If I am elected, this is how it will be

<inane lyrics snipped>

> I would give all I've got
> You just give me a shot
> Somehow, I know that I can win the fall
>
> - "Vote for Me" from the album Chicago XI
>
>

Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss.

steve.

The
Wed Sep 08 12:44:34 CDT 2004

>use machine guns for mountain elks...and missles on the deers...

pls b telling me what 2 use 4 scuzzlebutt

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Wed Sep 08 13:04:17 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:dvguj0ltji3vocllefdit4u11f33sp2qpi@4ax.com:

> pls b telling me what 2 use 4 scuzzlebutt

dunno, but just about anything will do in Kenny

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Ken
Wed Sep 08 13:11:55 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns955E8F243B670neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
> spewed in news:dvguj0ltji3vocllefdit4u11f33sp2qpi@4ax.com:
>
> > pls b telling me what 2 use 4 scuzzlebutt
>
> dunno, but just about anything will do in Kenny
>

Don't use the Lord's name in vain.

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billyw
Wed Sep 08 19:20:31 CDT 2004

i would agree with that..

the idiots voted for own parliment, costs a fortune and is peopled by
idiots..
no one that voted for that should ever be allowed to vote again.. they are
obviously idiots

"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> wrote in message
news:5vduj0h91jtr0jdad3235vpjm6st39ptpk@4ax.com...
> >Thankfully the Scots won't be
>>voting in the upcoming election
>
> according to the english, they should't be allowed to vote
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

billLASTINIT
Thu Sep 09 14:30:21 CDT 2004

Laura A. Robinson wrote:
> circa Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:31:33 +0100, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, The Poster Formerly Known as Kline
> Sphere <.> (The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>) said,
>>> also with regard to the friendly country thing.. does that mean
>>> that some one from the uk will now have at least an equal (rather
>>> than the current, less of a chance) chance of moving to the US than
>>> some egyptian..
>>
>> i believe so, but must still be able to walk like an Egyptian....
>>
> All the old paintings on the tombs
> They do the sand dance don?t you know
> If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
> They?re falling down like a domino

I've got an mp3 parody of that song called "Walk with an erection."

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Jtyc
Thu Sep 09 14:38:22 CDT 2004

> All the old paintings on the tombs
> They do the sand dance don't you know
> If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
> They're falling down like a domino

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the doughnut shops.

Neil
Thu Sep 09 20:51:18 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1baa63f127bd0ff598abb3@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Aww, Chad is so cuuute...

ok, you fawning over a guy is disturbing...I'm not sure why...

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Neil
Fri Sep 10 06:56:08 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
<geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
news:MPG.1baaf23f9346eb8a98ac0b@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Thu, 09 Sep 2004 18:51:18 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
> said,
>> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
>> <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
>> news:MPG.1baa63f127bd0ff598abb3@msnews.microsoft.com:
>>
>> > Aww, Chad is so cuuute...
>>
>> ok, you fawning over a guy is disturbing...I'm not sure why...
>>
>>
> Yeah, it's kinda like Satan pinching your cheek and coochie-cooing at
> you, isn't it?

actually more like Chad being assimilated...

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billLASTINIT
Fri Sep 10 08:22:04 CDT 2004

Laura A. Robinson wrote:
> circa Fri, 10 Sep 2004 04:56:08 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
> said,
>> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
>> <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
>> news:MPG.1baaf23f9346eb8a98ac0b@msnews.microsoft.com:
>>
>>> circa Thu, 09 Sep 2004 18:51:18 -0700, in
>>> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
>>> said,
>>>> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
>>>> <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
>>>> news:MPG.1baa63f127bd0ff598abb3@msnews.microsoft.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Aww, Chad is so cuuute...
>>>>
>>>> ok, you fawning over a guy is disturbing...I'm not sure why...
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Yeah, it's kinda like Satan pinching your cheek and coochie-cooing
>>> at you, isn't it?
>>
>> actually more like Chad being assimilated...
>>
>>
> Oh, you've met Jeb Bush?

I have. Not when he was Governor, though. Well, I didn't actually meet
HIM, but I saw the office full of inconspicuous Secret Service men sitting
there reading their magazines with their fancy suits and sunglasses. Jeb's
dad was president at the time. Jeb was part owner of a construction company
in Miami that used our accounting software.

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