[ot] Virtual MCSE

http://www.eprover.org/VMCSE/mcse.html

It seems we will no longer be needed.

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LRM
Fri Mar 24 17:51:14 CST 2006

All gawked in amazement when: JaR assaulted us with:
> http://www.eprover.org/VMCSE/mcse.html
>
> It seems we will no longer be needed.

Wow, I asked it a question and it did as good a job as anyone who got their
mcse through cheating! I believe the VMCSE is an A$$fsker. So, I fired it.

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JaR
Fri Mar 24 18:10:24 CST 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in news:ecMyX35TGHA.2444
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> I asked it a question and it did as good a job as anyone who got their
> mcse through cheating!

Read the FAQ. That's kinda it's point.

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LRM
Fri Mar 24 19:28:02 CST 2006

All gawked in amazement when: JaR assaulted us with:

> Read the FAQ. That's kinda it's point.

Oh, read the FAQ he says...Fine, and after wasting way more time than I did
just asking it a question I discovered the same thing! But, if I had done
that the first time then I wouldn't have been entertained by the mind
blowing technical solutions, which were:

Solution 1: Retry the operation that caused the problem! Please feel free to
consult me again if the problem persists.
Solution 2: Reboot Windows to solve the problem!
Solution3: I am sorry, but you need to reinstall Windows to solve the
problem!

No doubt thoughtful solutions provided by the experts who seem to come from
alt.sysadmin.recovery newsgroup. The latter tidbit being mildly entertaining
on its own.

Nonetheless, I thank you JaR for reminding me that RTFM is still a valuable
piece of advice.
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Lasher
Sat Mar 25 17:51:37 CST 2006

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> wrote in
news:#BJdet6TGHA.4772@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> All gawked in amazement when: JaR assaulted us with:
>
>> Read the FAQ. That's kinda it's point.
>
> Oh, read the FAQ he says...Fine, and after wasting way more time than
> I did just asking it a question I discovered the same thing! But, if I
> had done that the first time then I wouldn't have been entertained by
> the mind blowing technical solutions, which were:
>
> Solution 1: Retry the operation that caused the problem! Please feel
> free to consult me again if the problem persists.
> Solution 2: Reboot Windows to solve the problem!
> Solution3: I am sorry, but you need to reinstall Windows to solve the
> problem!
>
> No doubt thoughtful solutions provided by the experts who seem to come
> from alt.sysadmin.recovery newsgroup. The latter tidbit being mildly
> entertaining on its own.
>
> Nonetheless, I thank you JaR for reminding me that RTFM is still a
> valuable piece of advice.

I think we need some tech support on this. The only answer I get is that I
need to re-install Windows......which is probably true.

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Neil
Sat Mar 25 19:36:22 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns9791B5B05E6C8lashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> The only answer I get is that I
> need to re-install Windows

really? It told me I needed to reboot. (It really is useful an'it)

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CBIC
Sun Mar 26 11:16:33 CST 2006


> I think we need some tech support on this. The only answer I get is
> that I need to re-install Windows......which is probably true.

That's the only answer you need.
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loopback
Mon Mar 27 04:37:02 CST 2006

problem: My computer keeps saying, "Welcome to linux."
solution: Reboot Windows to solve the problem!

I dont think so!
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"LRM" wrote:

> All gawked in amazement when: JaR assaulted us with:
>
> > Read the FAQ. That's kinda it's point.
>
> Oh, read the FAQ he says...Fine, and after wasting way more time than I did
> just asking it a question I discovered the same thing! But, if I had done
> that the first time then I wouldn't have been entertained by the mind
> blowing technical solutions, which were:
>
> Solution 1: Retry the operation that caused the problem! Please feel free to
> consult me again if the problem persists.
> Solution 2: Reboot Windows to solve the problem!
> Solution3: I am sorry, but you need to reinstall Windows to solve the
> problem!
>
> No doubt thoughtful solutions provided by the experts who seem to come from
> alt.sysadmin.recovery newsgroup. The latter tidbit being mildly entertaining
> on its own.
>
> Nonetheless, I thank you JaR for reminding me that RTFM is still a valuable
> piece of advice.
> --
> LRM
> MCNGP 7^2
>
>
>

Mike
Mon Mar 27 04:53:47 CST 2006


"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:eHsdIkPUGHA.2156@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
>> I think we need some tech support on this. The only answer I get is
>> that I need to re-install Windows......which is probably true.
>
> That's the only answer you need.

Fdisk, format, re-install,
doo-dah, doo-dah,
Fdisk, format, re-install,
That's the Windows way.

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MCNGP #XLI
You have a cyclop perspective and taught android mentality =lobotomized
analytical ability.
Educated singularity stupid - You can't think 4 corner days.
--Dr. Gene Ray, Wisest Human

Jtyc
Mon Mar 27 10:48:04 CST 2006

Problem:
The InterNeil gave me a virus.

Solution:
Retry the operation that caused the problem! Please feel free to consult me
again if the problem persists.



sumbich...

loopback
Mon Mar 27 11:01:06 CST 2006

problem: "I've been damaged by the burdizzo"
solution: "Reboot Windows to solve the problem!"
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"JaR" wrote:

> http://www.eprover.org/VMCSE/mcse.html
>
> It seems we will no longer be needed.
>
> --
> JaR
> MCNGP #22
> Remove hat to reply
>

CBIC
Mon Mar 27 11:14:37 CST 2006

In news:A576707C-0522-4E3F-B02D-F6E18814D048@microsoft.com,
Loopback <loopback@127.0.0.1> embarrassed himself by saying:
> problem: "I've been damaged by the burdizzo"
> solution: "Reboot Windows to solve the problem!"


there are some things even a reboot won't fix.
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Briscobar
Mon Mar 27 12:11:14 CST 2006

CBIC <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> In news:A576707C-0522-4E3F-B02D-F6E18814D048@microsoft.com,
> Loopback <loopback@127.0.0.1> embarrassed himself by saying:
>> problem: "I've been damaged by the burdizzo"
>> solution: "Reboot Windows to solve the problem!"
>
>
> there are some things even a reboot won't fix.


The hell you say! You must not be a real techie. Reboots solve everything.

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tire iron!

Kline
Mon Mar 27 13:52:44 CST 2006

>there are some things even a reboot won't fix.

tubgirl for instance

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Mon Mar 27 13:53:03 CST 2006

>The hell you say! You must not be a real techie. Reboots solve everything.

it is real

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

CBIC
Mon Mar 27 14:09:50 CST 2006


Hey there's no call for language like that in here. There's children
present.
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Kline
Mon Mar 27 14:26:23 CST 2006

>Hey there's no call for language like that in here. There's children
>present.

sorry lowdes

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

LoopBack
Mon Mar 27 14:43:20 CST 2006

dude you just made me sh!t my pants and eat it. that was 'seriously'
uncalled for!

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"Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message
news:tjgg22128ed9tvnrc6rnoj772n2pq1rq90@4ax.com...
> >there are some things even a reboot won't fix.
>
> tubgirl for instance
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

CBIC
Mon Mar 27 14:44:25 CST 2006

> sorry lowdes
>

I agree. It is pretty sorry isn't it.
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Neil
Tue Mar 28 08:54:03 CST 2006

did you hear "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> say in
news:OEz6k4bUGHA.4740@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Problem:
> The InterNeil gave me a virus.
>
> Solution:
> Retry the operation that caused the problem! Please feel free to
> consult me again if the problem persists.
>
>
>
> sumbich...
>
>
>

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

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- Great minds get stuck in the same rut.