Bilal
Sun Jun 27 19:28:34 CDT 2004
hehe that's funny my dad used to take my keyboard or my
mouse when i was in school i used to manage without one of
them, i was able to still play games with the mouse or the
keyboard.
Bilal
>-----Original Message-----
>"Marshall C. Phelps"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
>news:2247201c45c7c$c5956960$a001280a@phx.gbl...
>> Frisbee wrote
>> > Little Timmy (I'm sure that's his real name) needs
to
>> just lay low for
>> >now. In the mean time, Timmy, take your left hand,
lick
>> your fingers, and
>> >place one in the socket on the back of the computer.
>> Then lick your fingers
>> >on your right hand and stick them into the closest wall
>> socket. This will
>> >effectively "jump-start" the computer, and you're off
and
>> surfing pr0n in no
>> >time!
>> >
>>
>> Dear Mr. Frisbee,
>> The advice you have given to Little Timmy constitutes a
>> violation of our Patent #6,754,472 - Method and
apparatus
>> for transmitting power and data using the human body.
>>
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?
>>
Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&
>>
r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,754,472.WKU.&OS=PN/6,754,472&RS=PN/6,754,
>> 472
>>
http://tinyurl.com/3c79o
>> Please cease an desist immediately from all such
>> violations.
>> Failure to comply may result in forfeiture of all
>> Micro$oft certifications.
>>
>> Yours sincerely
>>
>> Marshall C. Phelps,
>> V.P. Intellectual Property
>> Microsoft Corporation
>
>My nomination for the PotD.
>
>--
>I may not be completely certified, but I am completely
certifiable.
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