Unbelievable

For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification! I guess
MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers, maybe you'll act
different when you have to get jobs!

BD
Fri Sep 22 16:16:00 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what JT Jones (jones563889@yaoo.com) graced us with in
12h8kgvtf8eq8a7@corp.supernews.com?<<
> For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification! I
> guess MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers, maybe
> you'll act different when you have to get jobs!
>
Hahahaha....teenagers he calls us.....NEIL!!!! This one's yours.

You obviously haven't spent enough time in here, get back to us when you're a
little more informed.

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"BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> wrote in message
news:ewG0Eyo3GHA.3656@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...
> >>Did you see what JT Jones (jones563889@yaoo.com) graced us with in
> 12h8kgvtf8eq8a7@corp.supernews.com?<<
> > For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification! I
> > guess MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers, maybe
> > you'll act different when you have to get jobs!
> >
> Hahahaha....teenagers he calls us.....NEIL!!!! This one's yours.
>
> You obviously haven't spent enough time in here, get back to us when
you're a
> little more informed.

Yeah. Get a clue. We're not teenagers. WE'RE CRIMINALS.

Montreal
Fri Sep 22 21:10:43 CDT 2006

Hi JT,

When I was new to the group I agreed with you completely. Now I only agree
partially, and I can assure you that it has been a few years since I was a
teenager.

Of course we answer MCSE-related questions, but there are also a bunch of
people who use this forum as a chat board. As I am almost a
Johnny-come-Lately to the group I do not feel it is my place to criticize.
It does irk me when someone asks a legitimate question and rather than
answer it people jump on them as if it is the dumbest question in the world,
but that is the nature of the beast. Usenet forums are almost entirely
unpoliced, and frankly if we DID try to limit non-related material the
entire certifications forums would not have the personality that it does.

As a member of the community - maybe a more mature one than some - I have
wondered if we might be more respectable if we did not have that
personality, but the truth is if you are looking for MCSE advice then you
are probably an MCP and likely even MCSA, and have been through the wading
areas before jumping into the deep end.

Anyhow welcome to the community!

M

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MCSA (2003), MCSA (2000), MCDST.
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"JT Jones" <jones563889@yaoo.com> wrote in message
news:12h8kgvtf8eq8a7@corp.supernews.com...
> For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification! I guess
> MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers, maybe you'll act
> different when you have to get jobs!
>

JaR
Sat Sep 23 10:30:53 CDT 2006

On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:17:20 +0100, JT Jones cast into the ether:

> For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification! I
> guess MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers, maybe you'll
> act different when you have to get jobs!

Oh, hello, JT. Welcome to the group. We needed another humorless a$$hat in
here. James and Lowdes just haven't been holding up their ends lately.
Without someone to pi$$ off, it's just not as much fun in here at all.

I particularly love it when a no0b makes its first post in here with the
accusation that all of us are unemployed teenagers. Man, that never gets
old, I tell ya! Nope, never get tired of that one. Usually, from there,
the rhetoric tends to escalate to how we are all a bunch of thugs bent on
harassing poor, hard studying, potential MCPs to the point that they are
afraid to ask those important questions that will mean the difference
between winning the certs and a bright future as a sysadmin for a fotune
500 company, or a life of flipping burgers and abject poverty.

Is that the route that you were planning on too? Or were you gonna do
something different?

Either way, set down, crack a beer, Dr. Pepper, coffee or whatever and
join in.

Have fun.

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Thor
Mon Sep 25 03:54:57 CDT 2006

And what exactly do you do to help supporting the MCSE certification
discussion?
You call the participants teenagers! You must be the new Freud, Nietzsche or
Einstein.
BTW: What do you have against teenagers?

tKhIoSrMs: Are you coming to get me?

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"JT Jones" <jones563889@yaoo.com> wrote in message
news:12h8kgvtf8eq8a7@corp.supernews.com...
> For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification! I guess
> MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers, maybe you'll act
> different when you have to get jobs!
>

LoopBack
Mon Sep 25 05:02:19 CDT 2006


JaR wrote:
> On Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:17:20 +0100, JT Jones cast into the ether:
>
> > For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification! I
> > guess MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers, maybe you'll
> > act different when you have to get jobs!
>
> Oh, hello, JT. Welcome to the group. We needed another humorless a$$hat in
> here. James and Lowdes just haven't been holding up their ends lately.
> Without someone to pi$$ off, it's just not as much fun in here at all.
>
> I particularly love it when a no0b makes its first post in here with the
> accusation that all of us are unemployed teenagers. Man, that never gets
> old, I tell ya! Nope, never get tired of that one. Usually, from there,
> the rhetoric tends to escalate to how we are all a bunch of thugs bent on
> harassing poor, hard studying, potential MCPs to the point that they are
> afraid to ask those important questions that will mean the difference
> between winning the certs and a bright future as a sysadmin for a fotune
> 500 company, or a life of flipping burgers and abject poverty.
>
> Is that the route that you were planning on too? Or were you gonna do
> something different?
>
> Either way, set down, crack a beer, Dr. Pepper, coffee or whatever and
> join in.
>
> Have fun.
>
> --
> JaR
> MCNGP 22
> Here there be dragons
> Remove hat to reply


AWE D3WD,

Y DID U HAV 2 SP0IL IT & HIGHLITE ALL TH3 MISTAK3Z HE WAZ GOIN' 2 MAK3?
i <3 IT WHEN THEY B!TCH AT UZ, & CALL UZ WASTERZ.

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Mon Sep 25 05:10:44 CDT 2006


"Thor" <no.thanks@net.net> wrote in message
news:1886276A-CD6C-4771-BC30-149264E94C92@microsoft.com...
> You call the participants teenagers! You must be the new Freud, Nietzsche
or
> Einstein.

Whoa. You may be close to being on to something...

Like, what if, instead of being Freud, Nietzsche, or Einstein, he was a
transmogrified clone of all of their DNA combined?

What would you call such a horrific amalgamation?

Einnietzchenfreuden?
Freudsteineinietszche?

Even weirder combinations come about if you add the first names, like
Sigmund, Friedrich Wilhelm, and Albert!

And boy, what sort of whacked out theories would this creature of science,
philosophy, and pornography come up with?

'The universe is constructed of a phallic Appollonian dichotomies that mean
nothing unless the id, the ego, and the superego agree that neutronium
p3nises are the quantum equivalent of Zarathustra, which, when travelling at
the speed of light, create slave moralities and lead one to consider the
mysteries of the Spacetime Antichrist's amoral objectivist fetishes." --
Sighelmrichbert Einfreudenietschenstein, 2012 AD

Man -- that's like a laxative for the mind. It's oozing out of my ear right
now!

Microcephalic S. Bob

Thor
Mon Sep 25 15:06:33 CDT 2006

> 'The universe is constructed of a phallic Appollonian dichotomies that
> mean
> nothing unless the id, the ego, and the superego agree that neutronium
> p3nises are the quantum equivalent of Zarathustra, which, when travelling
> at
> the speed of light, create slave moralities and lead one to consider the
> mysteries of the Spacetime Antichrist's amoral objectivist fetishes." --
>
> Sighelmrichbert Einfreudenietschenstein, 2012 AD
>

lol, this has potential
evolution rocks

Neil
Mon Sep 25 15:28:54 CDT 2006

did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> say in
news:ewG0Eyo3GHA.3656@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl:

> .NEIL!!!! This one's yours.

pass...

..too easy really, but then I have more important things to do...

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Neil
Mon Sep 25 15:29:16 CDT 2006

did you hear "~~~ A Rock That God Can't Lift [28:06:42:12] ~~~"
<http://www.planetoftheheads.com> say in news:#q74oxp3GHA.988
@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl:

> WE'RE CRIMINALS.

Thugs, not criminals

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- Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.

BD
Mon Sep 25 16:08:05 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Neil (guess!!!@gmail.com) graced us with in
Xns9849A7A9389E2neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16?<<
>
> ...but then I have more important things to do...
>
Pfff....yeah right...you're a gubermint worker....don't try to feed me that BS.

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Neil
Mon Sep 25 18:34:11 CDT 2006

did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> say in
news:eaAfpbO4GHA.2464@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> Pfff....yeah right...you're a gubermint worker....don't try to feed me
> that BS.

I said I had more important things to do, who mentioned "work"?

--
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- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

BD
Mon Sep 25 19:31:45 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Neil (guess!!!@gmail.com) graced us with in
Xns9849C72026F21neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16?<<
> did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> say in
> news:eaAfpbO4GHA.2464@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>
>> Pfff....yeah right...you're a gubermint worker....don't try to feed
>> me that BS.
>
> I said I had more important things to do, who mentioned "work"?
>
but you're not supposed to have a "life" outside of that type of work.
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Cerebrus
Tue Sep 26 07:51:58 CDT 2006


JT Jones wrote:

> For one moment I thought this group was about MCSE Certification!

It is, can't you see that ? Everything we say, do, or even breathe,
relates to MCSE Certification. But there's a little catch... only the
people with a high intellect can make out the underlying certification
connotations in our seemingly useless banter. Did you ever hear about
the "Emperor's new clothes" storytale ?

> I guess MCSE must mean something different to you teenagers,

No, it means something different to you mere mortals.

> maybe you'll act different when you have to get jobs!

Oh, we've got all the types of *jobs* we could handle at the moment.
The "blow" types, the "hand" types... and what not. But what you need
is a "b00b" type.

----------
Cerebrus.
MCNGP #LIV (LIVewire ! Don't touch !)

Neil
Wed Sep 27 11:08:50 CDT 2006

did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> say in
news:uCwcdNQ4GHA.508@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:

> but you're not supposed to have a "life" outside of that type of work.

AND YET....I do....

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- "They threw me out of my subdivision," he said distractedly.

BD
Wed Sep 27 11:22:01 CDT 2006

>>Did you see what Neil (guess!!!@gmail.com) graced us with in
Xns984B7B916C94Aneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16?<<
> did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> say in
> news:uCwcdNQ4GHA.508@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl:
>
>> but you're not supposed to have a "life" outside of that type of
>> work.
>
> AND YET....I do....
>
Amazing! You MUST be good ;)
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Neil
Wed Sep 27 11:46:59 CDT 2006

did you hear "BD [MCNGP]" <www.CertGuard.com/forums/> say in
news:OedvIFl4GHA.3396@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

> Amazing! You MUST be good ;)

well, I am the InterNeil...

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- Ignorance is curable, stupidity is fatal.