Re: Tuesday Tickler

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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F870E99D02tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:54am "Briscobar" blathered: > >> It's fine that you don't know, but not knowing WHERE TO LOOK for such >> information is inexcusable. You are just a close approximation of an >> MCSE. You may have a shiny lapel pin, but you're not qualified to be an >> MCSE. That requires initiative, problem-solving skills, and common >> sense, among other things. > > *golf clap* Somebody needs to put this in the web site quotes. Not me, I'm too lazy. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179095
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:32pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > Winner! Winner! > > Chicken Dinner! With slaw and 'tater salad!? -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179094
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    - Re: I've found the picture On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:22pm "LRM" blathered: > Well, I did figure that, so in that case, it would only make sense that > peoples' wishes should be fullfilled. So, when you add another person to > the group, a poll should be taken as to what sort of picture the new > member should add. Don't you think? Don't we have enough polls in which nobody votes? -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179093
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    - Re: safe mode I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and am now unable to boot the computer at all, it says to run setup to install the file system.ini. How do i do this? "Frisbee®" wrote: > "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns970F88647407Etgp@127.0.0.1... > > On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: > > > >> How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? > > > > By installing Xp. > > Winner! Winner! > > Chicken Dinner! > > > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179092
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    - Re: Tuesday Tickler On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:38pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > Which ex? > > Or should I ask "Witch ex?" Yes. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179091
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    - Re: I've found the picture "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:%23SzoxRg6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... > for the next female MCNGP member. > > LRM, this could be YOU! > > http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm > > Disclaimer: Read the URL... NSFW (Duh). > > Okay, well, she's NOT naked, but she might as well be. > > She still doesnt beat my picture, snifflle* Big boobs <> Sexy Kat Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179090
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F8AC58ECB5tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:07pm "T-Bone" blathered: > >> "Dan Mathews" <dm9545@gmail.com> wrote >>> You people just plain mean. >> >> We are mean, hence the M in the certification. > > Dang, beat me by eight minutes. I learned this a long time ago. Frisbeeism #412: Always read ALL the replies in the thread before replying yourself. Frisbeeism #413: In case you messed up Frisbeeism #412, the correct reply is "DYHTBQITHCR" Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179089
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:33pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > Somebody needs to put this in the web site quotes. > > Not me, I'm too lazy. Done. Took like thirty seconds. Geesh, do I have to do *everything*? Wait... don't answer that. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com The longest word which repeats no letters, is the word uncopywritable. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179088
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    - Re: safe mode heh "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:B93C7561-9127-4DE7-A339-E06D55271B54@microsoft.com... >I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and now am unable to reboot the >computer, > any advice?? > To clarify, I just want to use the operating system in the normal mode, > not > the safe mode. > thanks > > "Frisbee®" wrote: > >> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> news:ujm5ejg6FHA.3804@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl... >> > by deleting the file win.ini >> >> Why are you giving him only half the answer? So he'll post back again? >> >> He also needs to delete system.ini >> >> >> Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179087
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: > How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? LotM -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Famous Last Words: It's perfectly safe. Let me show you... Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179086
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    - Re: safe mode I'd recon it'd be a case of 'necessity' at 'this stage'. -- hd troll "Kline Sphere" wrote: > >I'd also recommend upgrading your OS. > > what, to ms-dos 3.x > > Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3 > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179085
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:58pm "Briscobar" blathered: > I'm honored. Next time, go honor yourself. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com In order to ask a question, you must already know 95% of the answer. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179084
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled: > > On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:33pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > >> Somebody needs to put this in the web site quotes. >> >> Not me, I'm too lazy. > > Done. Took like thirty seconds. Geesh, do I have to do *everything*? > > > > Wait... don't answer that. I'm honored. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com may or may not be a shelter for runaway youths. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179083
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    - Re: safe mode which computer are you typing these posts from? troll!, erm. I mean hd troll "mike" wrote: > I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and am now unable to boot the computer at > all, it says to run setup to install the file system.ini. How do i do this? > > "Frisbee®" wrote: > > > "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message > > news:Xns970F88647407Etgp@127.0.0.1... > > > On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: > > > > > >> How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? > > > > > > By installing Xp. > > > > Winner! Winner! > > > > Chicken Dinner! > > > > > > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179082
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    - Re: Morning "James" <fake@email.com> wrote in message news:uX0WBVf6FHA.1140@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... > No snow up in Canada yet > > "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message It's Raining in Vancouver. And I don't have an umbrella :) Kat Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179081
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    - Re: safe mode I'm using another computer, now. The other one won't let me boot at all now, except to say "run windows setup to install the file system.ini". "hd troll" wrote: > which computer are you typing these posts from? > > troll!, erm. I mean hd troll > > > "mike" wrote: > > > I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and am now unable to boot the computer at > > all, it says to run setup to install the file system.ini. How do i do this? > > > > "Frisbee®" wrote: > > > > > "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message > > > news:Xns970F88647407Etgp@127.0.0.1... > > > > On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: > > > > > > > >> How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? > > > > > > > > By installing Xp. > > > > > > Winner! Winner! > > > > > > Chicken Dinner! > > > > > > > > > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179080
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    - Re: safe mode "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:A9C5EF04-1DE8-4D49-A92B-B47D935C13F1@microsoft.com... >I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and am now unable to boot the computer >at > all, it says to run setup to install the file system.ini. How do i do > this? You know that little trash can thingy on your desktop? It's called a recycle bin. Oh, wait, you can't get to that, can you. You're screwed. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179079
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    - Re: I've found the picture "Kat" <asif@youwish.com> wrote in message news:OdAciUh6FHA.1140@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... > > "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:%23SzoxRg6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... >> for the next female MCNGP member. >> >> LRM, this could be YOU! >> >> http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm >> >> Disclaimer: Read the URL... NSFW (Duh). >> >> Okay, well, she's NOT naked, but she might as well be. >> >> > She still doesnt beat my picture, snifflle* Big boobs <> Sexy Well, maybe not to YOU! Aw, now you've brought out the paternal side of me. Come on over here and let me comfort you. What? Googling wife? Oops, nevermind. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179078
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:50pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > news:A9C5EF04-1DE8-4D49-A92B-B47D935C13F1@microsoft.com... >>I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and am now unable to boot the computer >>at >> all, it says to run setup to install the file system.ini. How do i do >> this? > > You know that little trash can thingy on your desktop? It's called a > recycle bin. Oh, wait, you can't get to that, can you. > > You're screwed. Good thing it's afternoon. That would have woke the neighbors for sure. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Will work for bandwidth. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179077
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    - Re: Morning "Kat" <asif@youwish.com> wrote in message news:eD0MeVh6FHA.2888@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... > > "James" <fake@email.com> wrote in message > news:uX0WBVf6FHA.1140@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... > > No snow up in Canada yet > > > > "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > It's Raining in Vancouver. And I don't have an umbrella :) > > Kat > > Depending upon your outfit, that should be something to see. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5 http://www.mcngp.com "He who does not test himself is worthless indeed" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179076
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    - Re: Morning On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:01pm "Briscobar" blathered: > Kat <asif@youwish.com> rambled: >> >> "James" <fake@email.com> wrote in message >> news:uX0WBVf6FHA.1140@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... >>> No snow up in Canada yet >>> >>> "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> >> It's Raining in Vancouver. And I don't have an umbrella :) >> >> Kat > > So....you're....all wet? Mmmm... soggy pussy. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179075
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    - Re: I've found the picture Kat <asif@youwish.com> rambled: > > "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:%23SzoxRg6FHA.3636@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... >> for the next female MCNGP member. >> >> LRM, this could be YOU! >> >> http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/352-hugeboobies.htm >> >> Disclaimer: Read the URL... NSFW (Duh). >> >> Okay, well, she's NOT naked, but she might as well be. >> >> > She still doesnt beat my picture, snifflle* Big boobs <> Sexy > > Kat Heh, your picture is sexy because it's real...supposedly. No one here actually believes Laura is Brooke Burke. I mean, she's an animatron, not a celebrity! -- KB MCNGP #26 When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get www.mcngp.com. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179074
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F8E6191882tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:58pm "Briscobar" blathered: > > > I'm honored. > > Next time, go honor yourself. > Just not in public, you could get arrested, and wash your hands when you're done. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Lnkwizard2 MCNGP 2^5 http://www.mcngp.com "He who does not test himself is worthless indeed" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179073
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    - Re: Morning Kat <asif@youwish.com> rambled: > > "James" <fake@email.com> wrote in message > news:uX0WBVf6FHA.1140@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... >> No snow up in Canada yet >> >> "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > It's Raining in Vancouver. And I don't have an umbrella :) > > Kat So....you're....all wet? -- KB MCNGP #26 4 out of 5 dentists recommend www.mcngp.com Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179072
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    - Re: safe mode mike <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> rambled: > > I'm using another computer, now. The other one won't let me boot at > all now, except to say "run windows setup to install the file > system.ini". So why don't you do that? -- KB MCNGP #26 When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get www.mcngp.com. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179071
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled: > > On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:58pm "Briscobar" blathered: > >> I'm honored. > > Next time, go honor yourself. I plan on doing that later this evening. Maybe I'll lay out some candles. Some rose petals and strawberries. Make myself feel really sexy, ya know? Right before I go at it with a bottle of Jergen's and a moist towellette for cleanup. There, that should sufficiently disgust you so that next time I need to be honored, you'll do it without any wisecracks so as to avoid another outburst such as the one I have just laid forth. rgs! -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com iz t3h h0tn3ss Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179070
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:06pm "Briscobar" blathered: > TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled: >> >> On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:58pm "Briscobar" blathered: >> >>> I'm honored. >> >> Next time, go honor yourself. > > I plan on doing that later this evening. Maybe I'll lay out some > candles. Some rose petals and strawberries. Make myself feel really > sexy, ya know? Right before I go at it with a bottle of Jergen's and a > moist towellette for cleanup. > > There, that should sufficiently disgust you so that next time I need to > be honored, you'll do it without any wisecracks so as to avoid another > outburst such as the one I have just laid forth. Don't take this the wrong way but... I think I love you, man. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Insanity is a sliding scale. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179069
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    - Re: Morning TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled: > > On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:01pm "Briscobar" blathered: > >> Kat <asif@youwish.com> rambled: >>> >>> "James" <fake@email.com> wrote in message >>> news:uX0WBVf6FHA.1140@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... >>>> No snow up in Canada yet >>>> >>>> "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message >>> >>> It's Raining in Vancouver. And I don't have an umbrella :) >>> >>> Kat >> >> So....you're....all wet? > > Mmmm... soggy pussy. I was astounded that someone would write that in this here pristine forum. Until I remembered who we were talking about. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com is real. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179068
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    - Re: safe mode OK, 'Screwed' can't be the only option here, are there any other options at this point, I have tried reinstalling 98, but it won't let me do anyting before it shuts down. Please help, if at all possible, this is my boss's computer, and if I can't fix it I will certainly be 'screwed' "Frisbee®" wrote: > "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > news:A9C5EF04-1DE8-4D49-A92B-B47D935C13F1@microsoft.com... > >I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and am now unable to boot the computer > >at > > all, it says to run setup to install the file system.ini. How do i do > > this? > > You know that little trash can thingy on your desktop? It's called a > recycle bin. Oh, wait, you can't get to that, can you. > > You're screwed. > > > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179067
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    - Re: safe mode "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message news:Xns970F897EAC1C0ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1... > mike <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> said something like > >> I'm using another computer, now. The other one won't >> let me boot at all now, except to say "run windows setup to install >> the file system.ini". > > > Well, have you tried deleting the win.ini and system.in files > from this computer also? Somethimes that helps. > > I know it will help me. PotD Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179066
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 > Don't take this the wrong way but... I think I love you, man. Him? What about me taking it the wrong way? I took it the wrong way. I don't like the sound of this. I'm outta here. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179065
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    - Re: safe mode TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> said something like > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\177646.htm (11/15/2005 > 1:30:59 PM) # On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: > >> How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? > > > LotM Now hold on. You haven't been here all month so you can't just start handing out LotM's. LotH Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179064
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled: > > Don't take this the wrong way but... I think I love you, man. Yeah, you're cool and all, but uh, I dunno bout that. -- KB MCNGP #26 www.mcngp.com may or may not be a shelter for runaway youths. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179063
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    - Re: safe mode "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:75C7C865-4588-4BEC-9AFC-1545C461679E@microsoft.com... > OK, 'Screwed' can't be the only option here, are there any other options > at > this point, I have tried reinstalling 98, but it won't let me do anyting > before it shuts down. Please help, if at all possible, this is my boss's > computer, and if I can't fix it I will certainly be 'screwed' Yes, I suggest you post your question in the microsoft.public.msagent newsgroup. There are many professional agents of Microsoft who will be willing and able to help you right away. And it's free. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179062
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    - Re: safe mode where can i find microsoft.public.msagent newsgroup, I am new to this site am unable to locate this. Thanks "Frisbee®" wrote: > "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > news:75C7C865-4588-4BEC-9AFC-1545C461679E@microsoft.com... > > OK, 'Screwed' can't be the only option here, are there any other options > > at > > this point, I have tried reinstalling 98, but it won't let me do anyting > > before it shuts down. Please help, if at all possible, this is my boss's > > computer, and if I can't fix it I will certainly be 'screwed' > > Yes, I suggest you post your question in the microsoft.public.msagent > newsgroup. There are many professional agents of Microsoft who will be > willing and able to help you right away. > > And it's free. > > > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179061
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    - Re: anyone attends Computertraining.com school? I heard their ad in Washington, DC the other day. If you are going to spend $25,000 on ANY school...I would highly recommend Strayer, Georgetown Extension, or something that will carry *ACCREDITED* hours which could be applied towards a college program or certificate. Remember that certifications age and expire, but a degree lasts a lifetime...even if you started to learn programming with punchcards or the Apple 6502 process, loading applicaitons via tape, or waiting for your application to be executed. Hey, this stuff was still around in the late 80's. Bob -- Bob Christian II MVP - LCS http://bobchristian.blogspot.com - Blog <eatsatjoes@gmail.com> wrote in message news:1132077123.321774.79880@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... > Hey, > > I like to know whether anyone here has attended the > computertraining.com school? and the feedback you got from it? was it > worth the money or what? > > How would you rate the school? > > thanks! > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179060
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    - Re: safe mode mike <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> said something like > I'm using another computer, now. The other one won't > let me boot at all now, except to say "run windows setup to install > the file system.ini". Well, have you tried deleting the win.ini and system.in files from this computer also? Somethimes that helps. I know it will help me. kpg Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179059
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    - Re: safe mode I have the most awesome image of you laffing your ass off. -- hd troll "TechGeekPro" wrote: > On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:50pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > > > "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > > news:A9C5EF04-1DE8-4D49-A92B-B47D935C13F1@microsoft.com... > >>I deleted system.ini, and win.ini, and am now unable to boot the computer > >>at > >> all, it says to run setup to install the file system.ini. How do i do > >> this? > > > > You know that little trash can thingy on your desktop? It's called a > > recycle bin. Oh, wait, you can't get to that, can you. > > > > You're screwed. > > Good thing it's afternoon. That would have woke the neighbors for sure. > > -- > TGP MCNGP #100100 > http://www.mcngp.com > Will work for bandwidth. > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179058
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    - Re: Tuesday Tickler "James" <fake@email.com> wrote in message news:eRnnECi6FHA.2552@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl... >I thought it was a requirement of MCNGP to be a single virgin who has never >had any contact with the opposite sex?? > :) That's only a requirement for the female nominees. It's okay for them to lie, though. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179057
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    - Re: safe mode I like how you are using a 'site' -- hd troll "mike" wrote: > where can i find microsoft.public.msagent newsgroup, I am new to this site > am unable to locate this. Thanks > > "Frisbee®" wrote: > > > "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message > > news:75C7C865-4588-4BEC-9AFC-1545C461679E@microsoft.com... > > > OK, 'Screwed' can't be the only option here, are there any other options > > > at > > > this point, I have tried reinstalling 98, but it won't let me do anyting > > > before it shuts down. Please help, if at all possible, this is my boss's > > > computer, and if I can't fix it I will certainly be 'screwed' > > > > Yes, I suggest you post your question in the microsoft.public.msagent > > newsgroup. There are many professional agents of Microsoft who will be > > willing and able to help you right away. > > > > And it's free. > > > > > > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179056
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    - Re: Tuesday Tickler I thought it was a requirement of MCNGP to be a single virgin who has never had any contact with the opposite sex?? :) "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F8C442A0Ctgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 1:38pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > >> Which ex? >> >> Or should I ask "Witch ex?" > > Yes. > > -- > TGP MCNGP #100100 > http://www.mcngp.com > Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179055
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:30pm "kpg" blathered: > mike <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> said something like > >> I'm using another computer, now. The other one won't >> let me boot at all now, except to say "run windows setup to install >> the file system.ini". > > > Well, have you tried deleting the win.ini and system.in files > from this computer also? Somethimes that helps. > > I know it will help me. Somebody please make it stop, my sides hurt. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179054
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    - Re: safe mode "mike" <mike@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:7044939A-D349-4AC0-9165-A9E924A3FBBD@microsoft.com... > where can i find microsoft.public.msagent newsgroup, I am new to this > site > am unable to locate this. Thanks I don't understand, Mike. You obviously found THIS group, so why would you have any difficulty in finding the other one? I think you're having us on. Come on, Row^H^H^HMike. Fess up. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179053
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    - Re: Morning On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:10pm "Briscobar" blathered: > I was astounded that someone would write that in this here pristine forum. That's why I came back, to change this. > Until I remembered who we were talking about. She is #69, right? -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com Is it possible I'm not attractive as I think I am? Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179052
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    - Re: Morning "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns970F8F6E0F474tgp@127.0.0.1... > On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:01pm "Briscobar" blathered: > >> Kat <asif@youwish.com> rambled: >>> >>> "James" <fake@email.com> wrote in message >>> news:uX0WBVf6FHA.1140@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl... >>>> No snow up in Canada yet >>>> >>>> "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message >>> >>> It's Raining in Vancouver. And I don't have an umbrella :) >>> >>> Kat >> >> So....you're....all wet? > > Mmmm... soggy pussy. > Say, that might be crossing the line Mr. please replace the word soggy with moist. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179051
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:23pm "Frisbee®" blathered: > And it's free. That's the best part. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com What if there were no hypothetical questions? Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179050
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    - Re: safe mode "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message news:e3mnoOi6FHA.2576@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl... >> OK, 'Screwed' can't be the only option here, are there any other options >> at >> this point, I have tried reinstalling 98, but it won't let me do anyting >> before it shuts down. Please help, if at all possible, this is my boss's >> computer, and if I can't fix it I will certainly be 'screwed' > > I call bullbutter. Most would prefer K-Y jelly. I hear they got a new version that heats on contact. I ain't going anywhere near that stuff. I once accidentally put some Ben-Gay in the wrong place, and it was not a pleasant experience. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179049
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:32pm "kpg" blathered: > TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> said something like > >> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\177646.htm (11/15/2005 >> 1:30:59 PM) # On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:55am "mike" blathered: >> >>> How do I turn safe mode off of my windows 98 system? >> >> >> LotM > > Now hold on. You haven't been here all month so you can't > just start handing out LotM's. > > LotH Sorry. My bad. Is my hour up yet? -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179048
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    - Re: Upgrading to MCSE 2003 from MCSE 2000 or elton john "Frisbee®" <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:eX7F7Pi6FHA.1708@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl... > "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns970F9E34E5E6tgp@127.0.0.1... >> On Nov 15, 2005 at 2:41pm "Briscobar" blathered: >> >>> TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> rambled: >>>> >>>> Don't take this the wrong way but... I think I love you, man. >>> >>> Yeah, you're cool and all, but uh, I dunno bout that. >> >> Really, I'm not gay (not there's anything wrong with that) but I >> sometimes >> wish I was. I would like to meet a man who is my same size. Then I would >> immediately double my wardrobe. > > Yabbut, what if he dresses like Lowdes? > Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179047
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    - Re: safe mode On Nov 15, 2005 at 3:30pm "Jtyc" blathered: >> No, but it's a trick answer. > > What, like turning a trick? I wouldn't know. -- TGP MCNGP #100100 http://www.mcngp.com You know, I've never really liked paying bills. Tag: Re: Tuesday Tickler Tag: 179046

"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Nov 15, 2005 at 11:11am "James" blathered:
>
>> http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/398-harrypottersbroomstick.htm
>
> I should get one for my ex.

Which ex?

Or should I ask "Witch ex?"

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