Transmogrification

In order to separate my MPCE.* persona from my other postings, I am changing
my screen name here to TBone. My reply to is still the same for the
convenience of anyone foolish enough to KF me. Of course, they would be
seeing this then, would they?

"I cry out 'My name is T-Bone' as the hound dog digs a hole."

fygar
Mon Aug 30 12:32:37 CDT 2004

On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:25:03 -0400, "TBone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup>
wrote:

>In order to separate my MPCE.* persona from my other postings, I am changing
>my screen name here to TBone. My reply to is still the same for the
>convenience of anyone foolish enough to KF me. Of course, they would be
>seeing this then, would they?
>
>"I cry out 'My name is T-Bone' as the hound dog digs a hole."
>

I think TBone was already used up by a Seinfeld episode.

...butch(try again)

Jtyc
Mon Aug 30 12:31:23 CDT 2004

> In order to separate my MPCE.* persona from my other postings, I am
changing
> my screen name here to TBone.


Whatever you say Koko.

Ken
Mon Aug 30 12:38:40 CDT 2004

"TBone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:Oan5YZrjEHA.3896@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> In order to separate my MPCE.* persona from my other postings, I am
changing
> my screen name here to TBone. My reply to is still the same for the
> convenience of anyone foolish enough to KF me. Of course, they would be
> seeing this then, would they?
>
> "I cry out 'My name is T-Bone' as the hound dog digs a hole."

Yes, Gammy it is, then.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

molsonexpert
Mon Aug 30 12:39:04 CDT 2004


"fygar" <cpudoc10@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:73p6j0df5cmn3a8c9aucpkvrigiap32r0l@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:25:03 -0400, "TBone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup>
> wrote:
>
> >In order to separate my MPCE.* persona from my other postings, I am
changing
> >my screen name here to TBone. My reply to is still the same for the
> >convenience of anyone foolish enough to KF me. Of course, they would be
> >seeing this then, would they?
> >
> >"I cry out 'My name is T-Bone' as the hound dog digs a hole."
> >
>
> I think TBone was already used up by a Seinfeld episode.
>
> ...butch(try again)
>

Also a great blues guitarist, Aaron 'T-Bone' Walker.

steve.

kpg
Mon Aug 30 13:09:28 CDT 2004

I'll just call you T-Brian

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
The new USA motto:
E Pluribus Pluribus

Andy
Mon Aug 30 14:34:14 CDT 2004

"TBone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:Oan5YZrjEHA.3896@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> In order to separate my MPCE.* persona from my other postings, I am
> changing
> my screen name here to TBone. My reply to is still the same for the
> convenience of anyone foolish enough to KF me. Of course, they would be
> seeing this then, would they?
>
> "I cry out 'My name is T-Bone' as the hound dog digs a hole."
>

If anyone was wondering, he was previously known as Brian

kpg
Mon Aug 30 14:33:19 CDT 2004

Not wnating to waste thread space with
this post I'll do it here.

Where, oh where, can I find a copy of rm.exe???

kpg

kpg
Mon Aug 30 15:06:40 CDT 2004

> I am changing my screen name here to TBone

You can't pick your own nickname.

From now on your microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse name is...Flounder.

Consultant
Mon Aug 30 15:19:47 CDT 2004

i think we should call him buttercup

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:%23lrekzsjEHA.1712@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > I am changing my screen name here to TBone
>
> You can't pick your own nickname.
>
> From now on your microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse name is...Flounder.
>
>
>
>

Ken
Mon Aug 30 15:23:34 CDT 2004

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:u$IVz6sjEHA.3140@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl...
> i think we should call him buttercup

Ping: Neil. I believe you haven't toe-tapped in a while.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Jtyc
Mon Aug 30 15:25:29 CDT 2004

> i think we should call him buttercup

Princess Buttercup??

Doom
Mon Aug 30 15:28:58 CDT 2004


"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:%23NkY$9sjEHA.728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> i think we should call him buttercup
>
> Princess Buttercup??
>
>
I like it. Princess Buttercup it is.

billLASTINIT
Mon Aug 30 15:30:40 CDT 2004

kpg wrote:
>> I am changing my screen name here to TBone
>
> You can't pick your own nickname.
>
> From now on your microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse name is...Flounder.

And yours is Pinto.

Why Pinto?

<belch> Why not!

--
Fris "Actually, the National Lampoon print edition had a different response"
bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

kpg
Mon Aug 30 15:38:21 CDT 2004

"Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:u7Yi7$sjEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\143756.htm (8/30/2004 3:33:37
PM) #
>
> "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:%23NkY$9sjEHA.728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >> i think we should call him buttercup
> >
> > Princess Buttercup??
> >
> >
> I like it. Princess Buttercup it is.
>
>

Come on, give 'em a break: Princess T-cup.

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Certificates? We don't need no stinking Certificates!

Consultant
Mon Aug 30 15:47:14 CDT 2004

ill be mr. brown


"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:uW254AtjEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> kpg wrote:
> >> I am changing my screen name here to TBone
> >
> > You can't pick your own nickname.
> >
> > From now on your microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse name is...Flounder.
>
> And yours is Pinto.
>
> Why Pinto?
>
> <belch> Why not!
>
> --
> Fris "Actually, the National Lampoon print edition had a different
response"
> bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.com
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

billLASTINIT
Mon Aug 30 15:55:35 CDT 2004

Consultant wrote:
> ill be mr. brown

Mr. Brown is upside-down!

The
Mon Aug 30 17:10:07 CDT 2004

>ill be mr. brown

who's nice guy eddie?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Laura
Mon Aug 30 20:02:49 CDT 2004

circa Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:25:29 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!)
said,
>
> > i think we should call him buttercup
>
> Princess Buttercup??
>
As you wish.
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Rowdy
Mon Aug 30 20:35:48 CDT 2004

Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1b9d9840d5ef334e98aaca@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:25:29 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!)
> said,
>>
>> > i think we should call him buttercup
>>
>> Princess Buttercup??
>>
> As you wish.

how about we call him King Butterdick!

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"If it doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, doesn't take piss breaks and plays poker
24 hours a day - it's a bot!"

Neil
Tue Aug 31 08:14:25 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
<geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in
news:MPG.1b9d9840d5ef334e98aaca@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:25:29 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Jtyc (jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!)
> said,
>>
>> > i think we should call him buttercup
>>
>> Princess Buttercup??
>>
> As you wish.

I had no idea you felt that way about him....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Aug 31 08:13:44 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> spewed
in news:e2lFJKtjEHA.2236@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>
> ill be mr. brown

oh, oh, I want to be..The Duke...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Aug 31 08:14:56 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> spewed in
news:u7Yi7$sjEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> I like it. Princess Buttercup it is.

well I refuse to be dread pirate roberts

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Aug 31 08:16:31 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com>
spewed in news:#NkY$9sjEHA.728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> i think we should call him buttercup
>
> Princess Buttercup??
>
>
>

I want to be vizzini...
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which
is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less
well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on
the line.". Hahahahahah.


--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Aug 31 08:16:52 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed in
news:OCJGw8sjEHA.3456@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> Ping: Neil. I believe you haven't toe-tapped in a while.

nope not gonna do it...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Jtyc
Tue Aug 31 09:13:47 CDT 2004

> As you wish.

By your command.

Jtyc
Tue Aug 31 09:13:25 CDT 2004

> I had no idea you felt that way about him....

You would feel the same way about me, if you would just take the time to get
to know me.



*bats his eyelashes*

TBone
Tue Aug 31 11:43:31 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> oh, oh, I want to be..The Duke...

"Okay, tighten your shorts pilgrim and sing like the Duke.
Follow the yellow brick road..."

catwalker63
Tue Aug 31 12:08:31 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns95565E1609248neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> spewed in
> news:u7Yi7$sjEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
>> I like it. Princess Buttercup it is.
>
> well I refuse to be dread pirate roberts
>

I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts this week.

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

catwalker63
Tue Aug 31 12:09:17 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns95565E5A84CC4neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again "Jtyc"
> <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> spewed in
> news:#NkY$9sjEHA.728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>>> i think we should call him buttercup
>>
>> Princess Buttercup??
>>
>>
>>
>
> I want to be vizzini...
> You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of
> which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly
> less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death*
> is on the line.". Hahahahahah.
>
>

Inconceivable!

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Neil
Tue Aug 31 12:56:30 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> spewed
in news:Xns9556672BCF421catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

>
> I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts this week.
>

did the old Dread Pirate Roberts retire again?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Aug 31 12:56:54 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com>
spewed in news:#HpbvS2jEHA.1404@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> I had no idea you felt that way about him....
>
> You would feel the same way about me, if you would just take the time
> to get to know me.
>
>
>
> *bats his eyelashes*
>
>
>

*vomit*

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Aug 31 12:57:31 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> spewed
in news:Xns9556674D7977Ccatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> Inconceivable!

you keep using that word! I do not think it means what you think it means..

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

catwalker63
Tue Aug 31 13:33:05 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns95568DD2BB4neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com>
> spewed in news:Xns9556672BCF421catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
>>
>> I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts this week.
>>
>
> did the old Dread Pirate Roberts retire again?
>

Duh!

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP

"I don't want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor."

Neil
Tue Aug 31 14:17:52 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "TBone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news:ezr8mm3jEHA.3944@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
>> oh, oh, I want to be..The Duke...
>
> "Okay, tighten your shorts pilgrim and sing like the Duke.
> Follow the yellow brick road..."
>
>
>

smile when you say that

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Aug 31 14:32:39 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com>
spewed in news:Xns955675831300Bcatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> prattled ceaslessly in
> news:Xns95568DD2BB4neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com>
>> spewed in news:Xns9556672BCF421catwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>>
>>>
>>> I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts this week.
>>>
>>
>> did the old Dread Pirate Roberts retire again?
>>
>
> Duh!
>

fine I can wait till next week. So then that would make me your cabin
boy...hmmmmmmmm....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

TBone
Tue Aug 31 14:54:15 CDT 2004

"Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote
> I like it. Princess Buttercup it is.

That would be "pwincess buwacup".

"Wuv... Twue wuv..."

JaR
Tue Aug 31 15:04:44 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox & opined:

>>
>
> fine I can wait till next week. So then that would make me your cabin
> boy...hmmmmmmmm....
>

The cabin boy,
('is name was Roy!)[1]
'E was a dirty ripper.
'E filled 'is ass
all full of glass,
and circumcised the Skipper!

JaR
Chanty Thug

[1] Was sorely tempted, but "Neil" just doesn't rhyme.

Doom
Tue Aug 31 15:06:18 CDT 2004


"TBone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
news:u77VMR5jEHA.712@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote
>> I like it. Princess Buttercup it is.
>
> That would be "pwincess buwacup".
>
> "Wuv... Twue wuv..."
>
>
>
>
That is really creepy.

billLASTINIT
Tue Aug 31 15:13:08 CDT 2004

JaR wrote:
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>>>
>>
>> fine I can wait till next week. So then that would make me your cabin
>> boy...hmmmmmmmm....
>>
>
> The cabin boy,
> ('is name was Roy!)[1]
> 'E was a dirty ripper.
> 'E filled 'is ass
> all full of glass,
> and circumcised the Skipper!

The Captain's name was Plopper.
My God, he had a whopper!
Twice around the deck
and once around his neck
and up his a$$ for a stopper.

His wife's name was Mary.
My God, her c*nt was hairy!
In each little hair
there was a crab
to snatch the sailor's canary.

His daughter's name was Mable
and she did whenever she was able
to give the crew
their daily screw
upon the mess hall table.

--
Fris "Ah, fond memories of summer camp" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

kpg
Tue Aug 31 15:16:25 CDT 2004

"Frisbee®" <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> wrote in message
news:e3Chwb5jEHA.596@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\143935.htm (8/31/2004 3:15:02
PM) #
> JaR wrote:
> > In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil climbed on a soapbox &
> > opined:
> >
> >>>
> >>
> >> fine I can wait till next week. So then that would make me your cabin
> >> boy...hmmmmmmmm....
> >>
> >
> > The cabin boy,
> > ('is name was Roy!)[1]
> > 'E was a dirty ripper.
> > 'E filled 'is ass
> > all full of glass,
> > and circumcised the Skipper!
>
> The Captain's name was Plopper.
> My God, he had a whopper!
> Twice around the deck
> and once around his neck
> and up his a$$ for a stopper.
>
> His wife's name was Mary.
> My God, her c*nt was hairy!
> In each little hair
> there was a crab
> to snatch the sailor's canary.
>
> His daughter's name was Mable
> and she did whenever she was able
> to give the crew
> their daily screw
> upon the mess hall table.
>
> --
> Fris "Ah, fond memories of summer camp" bee®, MCNGP #13
>
> The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
> http://www.mcngp.com
>
> Certaholics
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics
>

Remind me to NEVER go on the MCNGP cruise.

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Certificates? We don't need no stinking Certificates!

Neil
Tue Aug 31 15:30:38 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> spewed in
news:uu7o7X5jEHA.3392@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>
> "TBone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> wrote in message
> news:u77VMR5jEHA.712@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>> "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> wrote
>>> I like it. Princess Buttercup it is.
>>
>> That would be "pwincess buwacup".
>>
>> "Wuv... Twue wuv..."
>>
>>
>>
>>
> That is really creepy.
>
>
>

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed
awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Aug 31 15:37:23 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> spewed in
news:u4Lbod5jEHA.704@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
> Remind me to NEVER go on the MCNGP cruise.

Not gonna happen anyway, Kat decided to stay a landlover...now we don't
have an offical cruise line for the MCNGP ergo, no cruise...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

TBone
Tue Aug 31 15:56:07 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed
> awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

So tweasure your wuv...

Neil
Tue Aug 31 16:01:49 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "TBone" <reply2me@thenewsgroup> spewed in
news:O8Bvwz5jEHA.2680@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
>> Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed
>> awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
>
> So tweasure your wuv...
>
>
>

Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not
hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Laura
Tue Aug 31 22:18:27 CDT 2004

circa Tue, 31 Aug 2004 10:57:31 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> spewed
> in news:Xns9556674D7977Ccatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:
>
> > Inconceivable!
>
> you keep using that word! I do not think it means what you think it means..
>
>
Okay, I rescind the question I just posted.
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Laura
Tue Aug 31 22:17:45 CDT 2004

circa Tue, 31 Aug 2004 06:14:25 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> >> > i think we should call him buttercup
> >>
> >> Princess Buttercup??
> >>
> > As you wish.
>
> I had no idea you felt that way about him....
>
Cheesh, didn't any of you pay attention to that movie??
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

TBone
Wed Sep 01 07:47:43 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not
> hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

"That's because I know something you do not know..."

We could do a whole thread just on lines from this movie.

Neil
Wed Sep 01 12:08:59 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1b9f09678900dea098aacd@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Cheesh, didn't any of you pay attention to that movie??

yer kidding right? you haven't noticed my other posts?
INCONCIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Sep 01 12:15:34 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1b9f098ff2e0bb2698aace@msnews.microsoft.com:

> Okay, I rescind the question I just posted.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to
damage yours...

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Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Mike
Wed Sep 01 12:24:40 CDT 2004


"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns95565E5A84CC4neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> I want to be vizzini...
> You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which
> is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less
> well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on
> the line.". Hahahahahah.
>
>

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

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billLASTINIT
Wed Sep 01 12:33:23 CDT 2004

Mike T. wrote:
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:Xns95565E5A84CC4neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>> I want to be vizzini...
>> You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of
>> which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only
>> slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian,
>> when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.
>>
>>
>
> In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

So what your saying is: Never clean a loaded Italian woman?

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JaR
Wed Sep 01 13:12:04 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Frisbee® climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> Mike T. wrote:
>> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
>> news:Xns95565E5A84CC4neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>> I want to be vizzini...
>>> You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of
>>> which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only
>>> slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian,
>>> when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
>
> So what your saying is: Never clean a loaded Italian woman?
>

s/clean/play with

JaR

Laura
Wed Sep 01 17:38:42 CDT 2004

circa Wed, 01 Sep 2004 10:15:34 -0700, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Neil (neilmcse@nospamforyou.com)
said,
> babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
> spewed in news:MPG.1b9f098ff2e0bb2698aace@msnews.microsoft.com:
>
> > Okay, I rescind the question I just posted.
>
> There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to
> damage yours...
>
>
Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Jtyc
Wed Sep 01 18:12:29 CDT 2004

> Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try
and kill each other like civilized people?

Neil
Wed Sep 01 20:11:07 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com>
spewed in news:ednNokHkEHA.1904@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
>
> You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and
> we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
>
>
>

I know something you don't know....I'm not left handed...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Jtyc
Thu Sep 02 09:04:59 CDT 2004

> I know something you don't know....I'm not left handed...

By boys. Have fun storming the castle.

TBone
Thu Sep 02 11:49:12 CDT 2004

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote
> By boys. Have fun storming the castle.

"You think it'll woik?"

"It'd take a miracle"

Neil
Thu Sep 02 12:06:40 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com>
spewed in news:#QdzWXPkEHA.632@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

>> I know something you don't know....I'm not left handed...
>
> By boys. Have fun storming the castle.
>
>
>

Neil : I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
jtyc : Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Laura : Over the albino, I think.
Neil : Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first
place?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Laura
Thu Sep 02 19:58:55 CDT 2004

circa Wed, 1 Sep 2004 08:47:43 -0400, in
microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, TBone (reply2me@thenewsgroup) said,
> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote
> > Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not
> > hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
>
> "That's because I know something you do not know..."
>
> We could do a whole thread just on lines from this movie.
>
>
>
I believe that you already have.
--
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

Jtyc
Fri Sep 03 09:15:27 CDT 2004

> I believe that you already have.

Oh you wish to surrender to me? Very well then, I accept.

Neil
Fri Sep 03 09:29:27 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com>
spewed in news:upsh3BckEHA.1712@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>> I believe that you already have.
>
> Oh you wish to surrender to me? Very well then, I accept.
>
>
>

WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of
every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every
babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God!
What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the
pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery
forever.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Jtyc
Fri Sep 03 09:37:29 CDT 2004

> WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of
> every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every
> babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God!
> What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the
> pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery
> forever.

I think your bluffing.

Neil
Fri Sep 03 10:21:59 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com>
spewed in news:e8iQLOckEHA.1252@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> I think your bluffing.

It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable,
vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to
stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.


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Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society