OT: Time saver

Dear:

[ ] Clueless
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamebait
[ ] Lazy person
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Pointless Thread Starter
[ ] eddierox
[ ] wongh
[ ] don

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You asked for w@rez
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low cost
[ ] You are not the grammer police
[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not leave
[ ] You started a flamewar thread
[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right to b!tch about
[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
[ ] You asked an incredibly stupid question
[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
[ ] You need use the darn search button
[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed sometimes but not this
time
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted spam
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
[ ] You are quitting the website for good...again

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Read the darned FAQ
[ ] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
[ ] Post some darn pics
[ ] Go hug your parents right now
[ ] Remove the **forumname** forum from your list
[ ] Read the manual / instructions
[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
[ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
[ ] Use the darned search function
[ ] Post in the right darned forum
[ ] Put your car into a crusher
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this website
[ ] Actually leave the website for good

kpg

Neil
Mon Apr 05 11:48:50 CDT 2004

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in
news:OhOs4xyGEHA.744@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> Dear:
>
> [ ] Clueless
> [ ] Lamer
> [ ] Flamebait
> [ ] Lazy person
> [ ] Spammer
> [ ] Idiot
> [ ] Pointless Thread Starter
> [X] eddierox
> [ ] wongh
> [ ] don
>
> You Are Being Flamed Because:
>
> [X] You continued a long, stupid thread
> [ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
> [ ] You asked for w@rez
> [ ] You don't know what you're talking about
> [X] You suck
> [ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
> [ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
> [ ] You complained about something you got for free/low cost
> [X] You are not the grammer police
> [ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not leave
> [X] You started a flamewar thread
> [X] You are b!tching about something you have no right to b!tch about
> [ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
> [X] You asked an incredibly stupid question
> [ ] You asked how to mod a honda
> [ ] Your sig/alias sucks
> [X] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
> [ ] You need use the darn search button
> [ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed sometimes but not
> this time
> [X] You posted something totally uninteresting
> [X] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
> [X] You posted spam
> [X] Your stupidity is astounding
> [ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
> [ ] You are quitting the website for good...again
>
> To Repent, You Must:
> [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
> [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
> [X] Actually post something relevant
> [ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
> [ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
> [X] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
> [ ] Read the darned FAQ
> [X] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
> [ ] Post some darn pics
> [ ] Go hug your parents right now
> [X] Remove the **forumname** forum from your list
> [X] Read the manual / instructions
> [X] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
> [ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
> [ ] Use the darned search function
> [ ] Post in the right darned forum
> [X] Put your car into a crusher
> [X] Apologize to everybody on this website
> [X] Actually leave the website for good
>
> kpg
>
>
>



--
Neil
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:01:22 CDT 2004


OK PEOPLE HERE'S THE EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED
WHEN YOU STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!!

HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!

I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STRAIN A BIT MORE.

HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
NOW WHERE DOES IT HURT???????


>-----Original Message-----
>Dear:
>
>[ ] Clueless
>[ ] Lamer
>[ ] Flamebait
>[ ] Lazy person
>[ ] Spammer
>[ ] Idiot
>[ ] Pointless Thread Starter
>[ ] eddierox
>[ ] wongh
>[ ] don
>
>You Are Being Flamed Because:
>
>[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
>[ ] You asked for w@rez
>[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
>[ ] You suck
>[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
>[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
>[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low
cost
>[ ] You are not the grammer police
>[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not leave
>[ ] You started a flamewar thread
>[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right
to b!tch about
>[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
>[ ] You asked an incredibly stupid question
>[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
>[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
>[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored
advice
>[ ] You need use the darn search button
>[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed
sometimes but not this
>time
>[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
>[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
>[ ] You posted spam
>[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
>[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
>[ ] You are quitting the website for good...again
>
>To Repent, You Must:
>[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
>[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>[ ] Actually post something relevant
>[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
>[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
>[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
>[ ] Read the darned FAQ
>[ ] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
>[ ] Post some darn pics
>[ ] Go hug your parents right now
>[ ] Remove the **forumname** forum from your list
>[ ] Read the manual / instructions
>[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
>[ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
>[ ] Use the darned search function
>[ ] Post in the right darned forum
>[ ] Put your car into a crusher
>[ ] Apologize to everybody on this website
>[ ] Actually leave the website for good
>
>kpg
>
>
>.
>

Politician
Mon Apr 05 12:06:10 CDT 2004

In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601


"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1866e01c41b2f$9f77d4e0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>
> OK PEOPLE HERE'S THE EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED
> WHEN YOU STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!!
>
> HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!
>
> I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STRAIN A BIT MORE.
>
> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
> NOW WHERE DOES IT HURT???????
>
>
> >-----Original Message-----
> >Dear:
> >
> >[ ] Clueless
> >[ ] Lamer
> >[ ] Flamebait
> >[ ] Lazy person
> >[ ] Spammer
> >[ ] Idiot
> >[ ] Pointless Thread Starter
> >[ ] eddierox
> >[ ] wongh
> >[ ] don
> >
> >You Are Being Flamed Because:
> >
> >[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
> >[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
> >[ ] You asked for w@rez
> >[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
> >[ ] You suck
> >[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
> >[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
> >[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low
> cost
> >[ ] You are not the grammer police
> >[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not leave
> >[ ] You started a flamewar thread
> >[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right
> to b!tch about
> >[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
> >[ ] You asked an incredibly stupid question
> >[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
> >[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
> >[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored
> advice
> >[ ] You need use the darn search button
> >[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed
> sometimes but not this
> >time
> >[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
> >[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
> >[ ] You posted spam
> >[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
> >[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
> >[ ] You are quitting the website for good...again
> >
> >To Repent, You Must:
> >[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
> >[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> >[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
> >[ ] Actually post something relevant
> >[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
> >[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
> >[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
> >[ ] Read the darned FAQ
> >[ ] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
> >[ ] Post some darn pics
> >[ ] Go hug your parents right now
> >[ ] Remove the **forumname** forum from your list
> >[ ] Read the manual / instructions
> >[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
> >[ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
> >[ ] Use the darned search function
> >[ ] Post in the right darned forum
> >[ ] Put your car into a crusher
> >[ ] Apologize to everybody on this website
> >[ ] Actually leave the website for good
> >
> >kpg
> >
> >
> >.
> >

The
Mon Apr 05 12:07:37 CDT 2004

>HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!

then you need to try 1certify.com - ask for wong he will help you...

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Andy
Mon Apr 05 11:49:04 CDT 2004

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in message
news:OhOs4xyGEHA.744@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> Dear:
>
> [ ] Clueless
> [ ] Lamer

><major snippage?
> [ ] Apologize to everybody on this website
> [ ] Actually leave the website for good
>

Not bad, but Chalk's time saver is soo much more concise.

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:10:31 CDT 2004


OK, YOU'VE FILLED OUT THE QUESTIONAIRE AND WE CAN SEE
THAT YOU'RE SUFFERING.

THIS WILL REQUIRE EXTENSIVE PSYCHOTHERAPY.

HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.

MY FEES ARE EXPENSIVE.
WILL THIS BE CREDIT CARD OR CASH?????


>-----Original Message-----
>"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in
>news:OhOs4xyGEHA.744@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:
>
>> Dear:
>>
>> [ ] Clueless
>> [ ] Lamer
>> [ ] Flamebait
>> [ ] Lazy person
>> [ ] Spammer
>> [ ] Idiot
>> [ ] Pointless Thread Starter
>> [X] eddierox
>> [ ] wongh
>> [ ] don
>>
>> You Are Being Flamed Because:
>>
>> [X] You continued a long, stupid thread
>> [ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
>> [ ] You asked for w@rez
>> [ ] You don't know what you're talking about
>> [X] You suck
>> [ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
>> [ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
>> [ ] You complained about something you got for
free/low cost
>> [X] You are not the grammer police
>> [ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not
leave
>> [X] You started a flamewar thread
>> [X] You are b!tching about something you have no right
to b!tch about
>> [ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
>> [X] You asked an incredibly stupid question
>> [ ] You asked how to mod a honda
>> [ ] Your sig/alias sucks
>> [X] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored
advice
>> [ ] You need use the darn search button
>> [ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed
sometimes but not
>> this time
>> [X] You posted something totally uninteresting
>> [X] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
>> [X] You posted spam
>> [X] Your stupidity is astounding
>> [ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
>> [ ] You are quitting the website for good...again
>>
>> To Repent, You Must:
>> [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet
account
>> [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>> [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>> [X] Actually post something relevant
>> [ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
>> [ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
>> [X] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
>> [ ] Read the darned FAQ
>> [X] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
>> [ ] Post some darn pics
>> [ ] Go hug your parents right now
>> [X] Remove the **forumname** forum from your list
>> [X] Read the manual / instructions
>> [X] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
>> [ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
>> [ ] Use the darned search function
>> [ ] Post in the right darned forum
>> [X] Put your car into a crusher
>> [X] Apologize to everybody on this website
>> [X] Actually leave the website for good
>>
>> kpg
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>
>--
>Neil
>"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"
>.
>

The
Mon Apr 05 12:13:38 CDT 2004

>In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.
.... on the reject shelve.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Mon Apr 05 12:17:46 CDT 2004

>WILL THIS BE CREDIT CARD OR CASH?????

at 1certify.com we take card, cash or your daughter as payment.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:21:06 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:18b3b01c41b30$e686ca70$a101280a@phx.gbl...
>
> OK, YOU'VE FILLED OUT THE QUESTIONAIRE AND WE CAN SEE
> THAT YOU'RE SUFFERING.
>
> THIS WILL REQUIRE EXTENSIVE PSYCHOTHERAPY.
>
> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
>
> MY FEES ARE EXPENSIVE.
> WILL THIS BE CREDIT CARD OR CASH?????
>

eternal damnation

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:21:57 CDT 2004

"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:unt2FBzGEHA.128@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.

he's the dollar store.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:21:39 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1866e01c41b2f$9f77d4e0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>
> OK PEOPLE HERE'S THE EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED
> WHEN YOU STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!!
>
> HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!
>
> I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STRAIN A BIT MORE.
>
> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
> NOW WHERE DOES IT HURT???????

uranus.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Neil
Mon Apr 05 12:21:43 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:635370h5cspeu06ceho29mtvv6mvt714kv@4ax.com:

>>WILL THIS BE CREDIT CARD OR CASH?????
>
> at 1certify.com we take card, cash or your daughter as payment.
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

or donkey...(like donkey)

--
Neil
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

edddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:23:26 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>>HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!
>
>then you need to try 1certify.com - ask for wong he will
help you...
>
>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:25:19 CDT 2004


OMG, IS THIS ALL YOU CAN MUSTER UP!!!
LOL LMFAO!!!!

C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!

>-----Original Message-----
>In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy
department.
>
>--
>Politician Spock
>Thug #24601
>
>
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:1866e01c41b2f$9f77d4e0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> OK PEOPLE HERE'S THE EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN BE
ACCOMPLISHED
>> WHEN YOU STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!!
>>
>> HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!
>>
>> I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STRAIN A BIT
MORE.
>>
>> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
>> NOW WHERE DOES IT HURT???????
>>
>>
>> >-----Original Message-----
>> >Dear:
>> >
>> >[ ] Clueless
>> >[ ] Lamer
>> >[ ] Flamebait
>> >[ ] Lazy person
>> >[ ] Spammer
>> >[ ] Idiot
>> >[ ] Pointless Thread Starter
>> >[ ] eddierox
>> >[ ] wongh
>> >[ ] don
>> >
>> >You Are Being Flamed Because:
>> >
>> >[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>> >[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
>> >[ ] You asked for w@rez
>> >[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
>> >[ ] You suck
>> >[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
>> >[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
>> >[ ] You complained about something you got for
free/low
>> cost
>> >[ ] You are not the grammer police
>> >[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not
leave
>> >[ ] You started a flamewar thread
>> >[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right
>> to b!tch about
>> >[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
>> >[ ] You asked an incredibly stupid question
>> >[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
>> >[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
>> >[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored
>> advice
>> >[ ] You need use the darn search button
>> >[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed
>> sometimes but not this
>> >time
>> >[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
>> >[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
>> >[ ] You posted spam
>> >[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
>> >[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
>> >[ ] You are quitting the website for good...again
>> >
>> >To Repent, You Must:
>> >[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet
account
>> >[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>> >[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>> >[ ] Actually post something relevant
>> >[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
>> >[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
>> >[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your
keyboard
>> >[ ] Read the darned FAQ
>> >[ ] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
>> >[ ] Post some darn pics
>> >[ ] Go hug your parents right now
>> >[ ] Remove the **forumname** forum from your list
>> >[ ] Read the manual / instructions
>> >[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
>> >[ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
>> >[ ] Use the darned search function
>> >[ ] Post in the right darned forum
>> >[ ] Put your car into a crusher
>> >[ ] Apologize to everybody on this website
>> >[ ] Actually leave the website for good
>> >
>> >kpg
>> >
>> >
>> >.
>> >
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:25:49 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>>In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy
department.
>..... on the reject shelve.
>
>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>.
>

The
Mon Apr 05 12:26:42 CDT 2004

>or donkey...(like donkey)

yes

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Mon Apr 05 12:28:09 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:18b3b01c41b30$e686ca70$a101280a@phx.gbl:

>
> OK, YOU'VE FILLED OUT THE QUESTIONAIRE AND WE CAN SEE
> THAT YOU'RE SUFFERING.
>
> THIS WILL REQUIRE EXTENSIVE PSYCHOTHERAPY.
>
> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
>
> MY FEES ARE EXPENSIVE.
> WILL THIS BE CREDIT CARD OR CASH?????
>

***YAWN***

--
Neil
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:28:24 CDT 2004


C'MON, I ALREADY IMPREGNATED ROWDY YATES DAUGHTER.

THIS ONES' PLAYED OUT!!!!

C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!


>-----Original Message-----
>>WILL THIS BE CREDIT CARD OR CASH?????
>
>at 1certify.com we take card, cash or your daughter as
payment.
>
>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:29:37 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:1866e01c41b2f$9f77d4e0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> OK PEOPLE HERE'S THE EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN BE
ACCOMPLISHED
>> WHEN YOU STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!!
>>
>> HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!
>>
>> I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STRAIN A BIT
MORE.
>>
>> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
>> NOW WHERE DOES IT HURT???????
>
>uranus.
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:30:22 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"Politician Spock" <rhammersmith@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
>news:unt2FBzGEHA.128@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy
department.
>
>he's the dollar store.
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:31:15 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:18b3b01c41b30$e686ca70$a101280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> OK, YOU'VE FILLED OUT THE QUESTIONAIRE AND WE CAN SEE
>> THAT YOU'RE SUFFERING.
>>
>> THIS WILL REQUIRE EXTENSIVE PSYCHOTHERAPY.
>>
>> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
>>
>> MY FEES ARE EXPENSIVE.
>> WILL THIS BE CREDIT CARD OR CASH?????
>>
>
>eternal damnation
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

Politician
Mon Apr 05 12:33:28 CDT 2004

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," you are
practically invulnerable.

--
Politician Spock
Thug #24601


"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:185f201c41b32$f7ebd880$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
> OMG, IS THIS ALL YOU CAN MUSTER UP!!!
> LOL LMFAO!!!!
>
> C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!
>
> >-----Original Message-----
> >In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy
> department.
> >
> >--
> >Politician Spock
> >Thug #24601
> >
> >
> >"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
> in message
> >news:1866e01c41b2f$9f77d4e0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> >>
> >> OK PEOPLE HERE'S THE EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN BE
> ACCOMPLISHED
> >> WHEN YOU STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!!
> >>
> >> HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!
> >>
> >> I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STRAIN A BIT
> MORE.
> >>
> >> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
> >> NOW WHERE DOES IT HURT???????
> >>
> >>
> >> >-----Original Message-----
> >> >Dear:
> >> >
> >> >[ ] Clueless
> >> >[ ] Lamer
> >> >[ ] Flamebait
> >> >[ ] Lazy person
> >> >[ ] Spammer
> >> >[ ] Idiot
> >> >[ ] Pointless Thread Starter
> >> >[ ] eddierox
> >> >[ ] wongh
> >> >[ ] don
> >> >
> >> >You Are Being Flamed Because:
> >> >
> >> >[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
> >> >[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
> >> >[ ] You asked for w@rez
> >> >[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
> >> >[ ] You suck
> >> >[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
> >> >[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
> >> >[ ] You complained about something you got for
> free/low
> >> cost
> >> >[ ] You are not the grammer police
> >> >[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not
> leave
> >> >[ ] You started a flamewar thread
> >> >[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right
> >> to b!tch about
> >> >[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
> >> >[ ] You asked an incredibly stupid question
> >> >[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
> >> >[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
> >> >[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored
> >> advice
> >> >[ ] You need use the darn search button
> >> >[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed
> >> sometimes but not this
> >> >time
> >> >[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
> >> >[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
> >> >[ ] You posted spam
> >> >[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
> >> >[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
> >> >[ ] You are quitting the website for good...again
> >> >
> >> >To Repent, You Must:
> >> >[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet
> account
> >> >[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> >> >[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
> >> >[ ] Actually post something relevant
> >> >[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
> >> >[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
> >> >[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your
> keyboard
> >> >[ ] Read the darned FAQ
> >> >[ ] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
> >> >[ ] Post some darn pics
> >> >[ ] Go hug your parents right now
> >> >[ ] Remove the **forumname** forum from your list
> >> >[ ] Read the manual / instructions
> >> >[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
> >> >[ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
> >> >[ ] Use the darned search function
> >> >[ ] Post in the right darned forum
> >> >[ ] Put your car into a crusher
> >> >[ ] Apologize to everybody on this website
> >> >[ ] Actually leave the website for good
> >> >
> >> >kpg
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >.
> >> >
> >
> >
> >.
> >

The
Mon Apr 05 12:35:41 CDT 2004

>C'MON, I ALREADY IMPREGNATED ROWDY YATES DAUGHTER.

Impossible.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:44:51 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:186a001c41b33$cc1bea00$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>
> ***YAWN***

sibling rivalry

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:44:31 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:159af01c41b33$66283690$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>
> C'MON, I ALREADY IMPREGNATED ROWDY YATES DAUGHTER.
>
> THIS ONES' PLAYED OUT!!!!
>
> C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!
>

you suck, lady.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:45:51 CDT 2004


IT'S TRUE, ASK 'EM....

>-----Original Message-----
>>C'MON, I ALREADY IMPREGNATED ROWDY YATES DAUGHTER.
>
>Impossible.
>
>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:45:00 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't
hurt you," you are
>practically invulnerable.
>
>--
>Politician Spock
>Thug #24601
>
>
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:185f201c41b32$f7ebd880$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> OMG, IS THIS ALL YOU CAN MUSTER UP!!!
>> LOL LMFAO!!!!
>>
>> C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!
>>
>> >-----Original Message-----
>> >In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy
>> department.
>> >
>> >--
>> >Politician Spock
>> >Thug #24601
>> >
>> >
>> >"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
>> in message
>> >news:1866e01c41b2f$9f77d4e0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>> >>
>> >> OK PEOPLE HERE'S THE EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN BE
>> ACCOMPLISHED
>> >> WHEN YOU STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!!
>> >>
>> >> HOWEVER, ALL THIS WORK AND STILL NOTHING!!!!
>> >>
>> >> I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STRAIN A BIT
>> MORE.
>> >>
>> >> HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH.
>> >> NOW WHERE DOES IT HURT???????
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> >-----Original Message-----
>> >> >Dear:
>> >> >
>> >> >[ ] Clueless
>> >> >[ ] Lamer
>> >> >[ ] Flamebait
>> >> >[ ] Lazy person
>> >> >[ ] Spammer
>> >> >[ ] Idiot
>> >> >[ ] Pointless Thread Starter
>> >> >[ ] eddierox
>> >> >[ ] wongh
>> >> >[ ] don
>> >> >
>> >> >You Are Being Flamed Because:
>> >> >
>> >> >[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>> >> >[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
>> >> >[ ] You asked for w@rez
>> >> >[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
>> >> >[ ] You suck
>> >> >[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
>> >> >[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the
content
>> >> >[ ] You complained about something you got for
>> free/low
>> >> cost
>> >> >[ ] You are not the grammer police
>> >> >[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not
>> leave
>> >> >[ ] You started a flamewar thread
>> >> >[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no
right
>> >> to b!tch about
>> >> >[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
>> >> >[ ] You asked an incredibly stupid question
>> >> >[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
>> >> >[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
>> >> >[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or
ignored
>> >> advice
>> >> >[ ] You need use the darn search button
>> >> >[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is
allowed
>> >> sometimes but not this
>> >> >time
>> >> >[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
>> >> >[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
>> >> >[ ] You posted spam
>> >> >[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
>> >> >[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
>> >> >[ ] You are quitting the website for good...again
>> >> >
>> >> >To Repent, You Must:
>> >> >[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet
>> account
>> >> >[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>> >> >[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>> >> >[ ] Actually post something relevant
>> >> >[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
>> >> >[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
>> >> >[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your
>> keyboard
>> >> >[ ] Read the darned FAQ
>> >> >[ ] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
>> >> >[ ] Post some darn pics
>> >> >[ ] Go hug your parents right now
>> >> >[ ] Remove the **forumname** forum from your list
>> >> >[ ] Read the manual / instructions
>> >> >[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
>> >> >[ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
>> >> >[ ] Use the darned search function
>> >> >[ ] Post in the right darned forum
>> >> >[ ] Put your car into a crusher
>> >> >[ ] Apologize to everybody on this website
>> >> >[ ] Actually leave the website for good
>> >> >
>> >> >kpg
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >.
>> >> >
>> >
>> >
>> >.
>> >
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:46:25 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>>or donkey...(like donkey)
>
>yes
>
>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>.
>

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:46:25 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1860101c41b33$acd1f720$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
> ***YAWN***

re-hash.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:47:07 CDT 2004

"edddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1883801c41b32$b4ccec60$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>
> ***YAWN***

you've done your bidding, satan.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:47:23 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:185fe01c41b33$91c64a30$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
> ***YAWN***

yawn?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 12:46:42 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:185f201c41b32$f7ebd880$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
> OMG, IS THIS ALL YOU CAN MUSTER UP!!!
> LOL LMFAO!!!!
>
> C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!
>

mustard?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:55:07 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:159af01c41b33$66283690$a601280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> C'MON, I ALREADY IMPREGNATED ROWDY YATES DAUGHTER.
>>
>> THIS ONES' PLAYED OUT!!!!
>>
>> C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!
>>
>
>you suck, lady.
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 12:55:42 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:186a001c41b33$cc1bea00$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> ***YAWN***
>
>sibling rivalry
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

Ken
Mon Apr 05 13:05:10 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:186be01c41b35$ea5d0d80$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>
> ***YAWN***

fscking guy

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

The
Mon Apr 05 13:07:27 CDT 2004

>IT'S TRUE, ASK 'EM....

you confuse

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Ken
Mon Apr 05 13:07:15 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1888101c41b37$21f2fba0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>
> ***YAWN***

you choke on 9's.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 13:06:58 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:18b7c01c41b35$d66841f0$a101280a@phx.gbl...
>
> IT'S TRUE, ASK 'EM....
>

Tupac is best for dead rappers

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 13:07:57 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:13e9c01c41b35$b7c53d70$a001280a@phx.gbl...
>
> ***YAWN***

really a cry

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Ken
Mon Apr 05 13:07:35 CDT 2004

"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:1888201c41b37$36836af0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>
> ***YAWN***

malignant tumor for you

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 13:32:13 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:13e9c01c41b35$b7c53d70$a001280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> ***YAWN***
>
>really a cry
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 13:31:15 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"edddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:1883801c41b32$b4ccec60$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> ***YAWN***
>
>you've done your bidding, satan.
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 13:31:47 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:185f201c41b32$f7ebd880$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> OMG, IS THIS ALL YOU CAN MUSTER UP!!!
>> LOL LMFAO!!!!
>>
>> C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!
>>
>
>mustard?
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 13:32:55 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:1888101c41b37$21f2fba0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> ***YAWN***
>
>you choke on 9's.
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 13:33:27 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:18b7c01c41b35$d66841f0$a101280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> IT'S TRUE, ASK 'EM....
>>
>
>Tupac is best for dead rappers
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 13:33:52 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:186be01c41b35$ea5d0d80$a501280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> ***YAWN***
>
>fscking guy
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>

eddierox
Mon Apr 05 13:34:20 CDT 2004


***YAWN***

>-----Original Message-----
>"eddierox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in message
>news:1888201c41b37$36836af0$a401280a@phx.gbl...
>>
>> ***YAWN***
>
>malignant tumor for you
>
>--
>
>KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
>first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>
>.
>