OT: Thursday Funny

This is hilarious: news:Xns975697ADF61D9nilch1@216.196.97.136

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Robert
Thu Jan 26 12:12:00 CST 2006


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97578510DD629tgp@127.0.0.1...
> This is hilarious: news:Xns975697ADF61D9nilch1@216.196.97.136
>
Broken Link

TechGeekPro
Thu Jan 26 12:19:43 CST 2006

On Jan 26, 2006 at 1:12pm "Robert Williams" blathered:

>
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97578510DD629tgp@127.0.0.1...
>> This is hilarious: news:Xns975697ADF61D9nilch1@216.196.97.136
>>
> Broken Link

Worked for me.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.certification.a-
plus/browse_frm/thread/de02ab4dd351598a/733bcc3fe0dac9e6#733bcc3fe0dac9e6

or http://tinyurl.com/dkxbf

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kpg
Thu Jan 26 12:30:22 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188201.htm (1/26/2006
> 12:29:18 PM) #
>
> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns97578510DD629tgp@127.0.0.1...
>> This is hilarious: news:Xns975697ADF61D9nilch1@216.196.97.136
>>
> Broken Link


Broken Leg.

Robert
Thu Jan 26 12:39:48 CST 2006


"TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns975787961797Btgp@127.0.0.1...
> On Jan 26, 2006 at 1:12pm "Robert Williams" blathered:
>
> >
> > "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns97578510DD629tgp@127.0.0.1...
> >> This is hilarious: news:Xns975697ADF61D9nilch1@216.196.97.136
> >>
> > Broken Link
>
> Worked for me.
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.certification.a-
> plus/browse_frm/thread/de02ab4dd351598a/733bcc3fe0dac9e6#733bcc3fe0dac9e6
>
> or http://tinyurl.com/dkxbf
>
Wow....are people really that clueless? Or are they posting this stuff just to
get on our nerves? You know, like the first guy that asked "Where is the 'ANY'
Key?"

Neil
Thu Jan 26 12:47:10 CST 2006

did you hear TechGeekPro <%username%@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns975787961797Btgp@127.0.0.1:

> On Jan 26, 2006 at 1:12pm "Robert Williams" blathered:
>
>>
>> "TechGeekPro" <%username%@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns97578510DD629tgp@127.0.0.1...
>>> This is hilarious: news:Xns975697ADF61D9nilch1@216.196.97.136
>>>
>> Broken Link
>
> Worked for me.
>
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.certification.a-
> plus/browse_frm/thread/de02ab4dd351598a/733bcc3fe0dac9e6#
733bcc3fe0dac9e6
>
> or http://tinyurl.com/dkxbf
>

where may I be getting dumps of GGALV application?

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JaR
Thu Jan 26 13:48:55 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Robert Williams:

>> or http://tinyurl.com/dkxbf
>>
> Wow....are people really that clueless?

Of course they are. Unfortunately, someone even more clueless told them
they were "really good with computers" and now they think they are techies.

After they get that A+ they'll be over here asking how to get dumps for
70-xxx.

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Remove hat to reply
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takes longer. ~Edward R. Murrow

Robert
Thu Jan 26 14:36:27 CST 2006


"JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9757783025465Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Robert Williams:
>
> >> or http://tinyurl.com/dkxbf
> >>
> > Wow....are people really that clueless?
>
> Of course they are. Unfortunately, someone even more clueless told them
> they were "really good with computers" and now they think they are techies.
>
> After they get that A+ they'll be over here asking how to get dumps for
> 70-xxx.
>
What these idiots don't understand is that the A+, Network+, and Security+ exams
were designed for youngsters in the field 6 months or less. I've been turned
away from jobs because I didn't have an A+ cert. I told the interviewer to fusk
off as I was leaving too.

I've never in my career had less than two years experience with computers. But
these schmucks want to see a cert.

lowdes
Thu Jan 26 14:54:31 CST 2006

HR

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in message news:e3YewgrIGHA.1728@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
> "JaR" <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9757783025465Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16...
>> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
>> the plaintive wail of Robert Williams:
>>
>> >> or http://tinyurl.com/dkxbf
>> >>
>> > Wow....are people really that clueless?
>>
>> Of course they are. Unfortunately, someone even more clueless told them
>> they were "really good with computers" and now they think they are
>> techies.
>>
>> After they get that A+ they'll be over here asking how to get dumps for
>> 70-xxx.
>>
> What these idiots don't understand is that the A+, Network+, and Security+
> exams
> were designed for youngsters in the field 6 months or less. I've been
> turned
> away from jobs because I didn't have an A+ cert. I told the interviewer
> to fusk
> off as I was leaving too.
>
> I've never in my career had less than two years experience with computers.
> But
> these schmucks want to see a cert.
>
>

Robert
Thu Jan 26 15:00:20 CST 2006


"lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:bGaCf.42773$7S.8690@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> HR
>
Yup

kpg
Thu Jan 26 15:09:49 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188274.htm (1/26/2006
> 3:07:55 PM) #
>
> "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:bGaCf.42773$7S.8690@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
>> HR
>>
> Yup

It's pretty cool to not see lowdes' posts any more.

Makes it look like the new guy is talking to himself.

lowdes
Thu Jan 26 15:14:18 CST 2006

Your missing out on the great lowdes!


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97579A3B05155ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
>> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188274.htm (1/26/2006
>> 3:07:55 PM) #
>>
>> "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:bGaCf.42773$7S.8690@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
>>> HR
>>>
>> Yup
>
> It's pretty cool to not see lowdes' posts any more.
>
> Makes it look like the new guy is talking to himself.

Frisbee®
Thu Jan 26 15:20:06 CST 2006

"lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:bGaCf.42773$7S.8690@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> HR

You've got a long way to go before you're in gtight's class.

Robert
Thu Jan 26 15:28:06 CST 2006


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97579A3B05155ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188274.htm (1/26/2006
> > 3:07:55 PM) #
> >
> > "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:bGaCf.42773$7S.8690@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> >> HR
> >>
> > Yup
>
> It's pretty cool to not see lowdes' posts any more.
>
> Makes it look like the new guy is talking to himself.

Funny....I was wondering how those of you who have *plonked* people see these
posts. I guess that just comes with time. Eventually I'll have users in my kill
file and I'll see what it is like to watch "the new guy" talk to himself.

MitchS
Thu Jan 26 15:37:34 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in message news:O1BFn9rIGHA.3056@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...

> Funny....I was wondering how those of you who have *plonked* people see
> these
> posts.

Because non plonked people choose to quote them.

--
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MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

CBIC
Thu Jan 26 16:16:03 CST 2006

In news:%23yHw73rIGHA.3144@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl,
Frisbee® <billLASTNAME@yahoo.com> embarrassed himself by saying:
> "lowdes" <low_desert@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:bGaCf.42773$7S.8690@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
>> HR
>
> You've got a lot of brain damage to go before you're in gtight's class.

Iffyyouknowwhatty
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Robert
Thu Jan 26 17:27:31 CST 2006


"MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ui2ZiBsIGHA.2668@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> wrote in message news:O1BFn9rIGHA.3056@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>
> > Funny....I was wondering how those of you who have *plonked* people see
> > these
> > posts.
>
> Because non plonked people choose to quote them.
>
That won't get me plonked, will it?

Patrick
Fri Jan 27 11:03:47 CST 2006

Robert Williams wrote:
> "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:ui2ZiBsIGHA.2668@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
>> wrote in message news:O1BFn9rIGHA.3056@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
>>
>>> Funny....I was wondering how those of you who have *plonked* people see
>>> these
>>> posts.
>> Because non plonked people choose to quote them.
>>
> That won't get me plonked, will it?
>
>

Naw, just ridiculed once in a while..lol

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Robert
Fri Jan 27 11:06:37 CST 2006


"Patrick Dickey" <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> wrote in message
news:eTKJkO2IGHA.3144@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> Robert Williams wrote:
> > "MitchS" <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:ui2ZiBsIGHA.2668@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> >> "Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> >> wrote in message news:O1BFn9rIGHA.3056@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> >>
> >>> Funny....I was wondering how those of you who have *plonked* people see
> >>> these
> >>> posts.
> >> Because non plonked people choose to quote them.
> >>
> > That won't get me plonked, will it?
> >
> >
>
> Naw, just ridiculed once in a while..lol
>
Ok, I can deal with ridicule

kpg
Fri Jan 27 11:51:21 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> Ok, I can deal with ridicule

and you're ugly too.

Robert
Fri Jan 27 11:59:23 CST 2006


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns9758789858D64ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > Ok, I can deal with ridicule
>
> and you're ugly too.

Hey...I may be ugly...but you smell, and I can always.....wait, that's not
right....

kpg
Fri Jan 27 12:19:01 CST 2006

Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
said something like

> # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188376.htm (1/27/2006
> 12:17:01 PM) #
>
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> news:Xns9758789858D64ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
>> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
>> said something like
>>
>> > Ok, I can deal with ridicule
>>
>> and you're ugly too.
>
> Hey...I may be ugly...but you smell, and I can always.....wait, that's
> not right....


Just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink!

Robert
Fri Jan 27 12:30:17 CST 2006


"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
news:Xns97587D49A5469ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> said something like
>
> > # Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\188376.htm (1/27/2006
> > 12:17:01 PM) #
> >
> > "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam> wrote in message
> > news:Xns9758789858D64ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> >> Robert Williams <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
> >> said something like
> >>
> >> > Ok, I can deal with ridicule
> >>
> >> and you're ugly too.
> >
> > Hey...I may be ugly...but you smell, and I can always.....wait, that's
> > not right....
>
>
> Just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink!

It doesn't?

MitchS
Mon Jan 30 08:46:12 CST 2006

"Robert Williams" <RobertW@I.DONT.WANT.YOUR.SPAM.danjonengineering.com>
wrote in message news:Oa9IWAtIGHA.3064@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...

> That won't get me plonked, will it?

Neil replies to everything and we don't plonk him.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

kpg
Mon Jan 30 09:55:13 CST 2006

MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> said something like

>> That won't get me plonked, will it?
>
> Neil replies to everything and we don't plonk him.


And daily I ask myself why.


kp "oh yeah, he outranks me" g

MitchS
Mon Jan 30 10:04:17 CST 2006

"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns975B64F1C4DE9ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> MitchS <firstinitlastname@nospam.gmail.com> said something like
>
>>> That won't get me plonked, will it?
>>
>> Neil replies to everything and we don't plonk him.
>
>
> And daily I ask myself why.

Easy, he obviously knows everything and if he knew we plonked him we would
never get our turn with the Ferrari, although those chances are looking
pretty dim right now.

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com