This was from my friend Benard Adams.

*****************************************************
This is excellent. You must read it through to the end.=20

......................Start............................

A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter=20
on the bed. With
the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands:=20
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you=20
that I've eloped with
my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice;=20
especially with
all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that=20
we will be very
happy in his tent in the woods. He wants to have many more=20
children with me
and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana=20
doesn't Hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're=20
the ones providing
us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In=20
the meantime,
we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed=20
gets better.=20
He deserves it.
Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be=20
in films that his
friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently=20
I can earn =A350 a
scene. I get a =A350 bonus if there are more than three men=20
in the scene, and
an extra =A3100 if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now=20
I'm 15 years old,
I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you=20
and Dad so that
you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
P.S.: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's=20
house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life=20
than:-
ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*****G PENALTIES AGAIN.
I love you. Aimee

.....................The End.........................
*****************************************************

O.A.
A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP, MCSE2003

Re: This is excellent by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Sep 01 09:55:49 CDT 2004

nice

"O.A." <oa@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:434a01c49030$e6c92b70$a301280a@phx.gbl...

This was from my friend Benard Adams.

*****************************************************
This is excellent. You must read it through to the end.

......................Start............................

A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter
on the bed. With
the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands:
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
that I've eloped with
my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice;
especially with
all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that
we will be very
happy in his tent in the woods. He wants to have many more
children with me
and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
doesn't Hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're
the ones providing
us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In
the meantime,
we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed
gets better.
He deserves it.
Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be
in films that his
friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently
I can earn £50 a
scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men
in the scene, and
an extra £100 if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now
I'm 15 years old,
I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you
and Dad so that
you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
P.S.: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's
house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life
than:-
ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*****G PENALTIES AGAIN.
I love you. Aimee

.....................The End.........................
*****************************************************

O.A.
A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP, MCSE2003



Re: This is excellent by billyw

billyw
Wed Sep 01 12:37:19 CDT 2004

what penalties was the letter speaking of??/


"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:OlfTGPDkEHA.3852@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> nice
>
> "O.A." <oa@microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:434a01c49030$e6c92b70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>
> This was from my friend Benard Adams.
>
> *****************************************************
> This is excellent. You must read it through to the end.
>
> ......................Start............................
>
> A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter
> on the bed. With
> the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands:
> Dear Mum and Dad,
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
> that I've eloped with
> my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice;
> especially with
> all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
> But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that
> we will be very
> happy in his tent in the woods. He wants to have many more
> children with me
> and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana
> doesn't Hurt anyone
> and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're
> the ones providing
> us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In
> the meantime,
> we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed
> gets better.
> He deserves it.
> Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be
> in films that his
> friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently
> I can earn £50 a
> scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three men
> in the scene, and
> an extra £100 if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now
> I'm 15 years old,
> I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you
> and Dad so that
> you can meet your grandchildren.
> Your loving daughter, Aimee
> P.S.: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's
> house. I just
> wanted to show you that there are worse things in life
> than:-
> ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*****G PENALTIES AGAIN.
> I love you. Aimee
>
> .....................The End.........................
> *****************************************************
>
> O.A.
> A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP, MCSE2003
>
>



Re: This is excellent by molsonexpert

molsonexpert
Wed Sep 01 12:48:13 CDT 2004


"billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
news:eTpMUpEkEHA.3016@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> what penalties was the letter speaking of??/
>
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:OlfTGPDkEHA.3852@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > nice
> >
> > "O.A." <oa@microsoft.com> wrote in message
> > news:434a01c49030$e6c92b70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> >
> > This was from my friend Benard Adams.
> >
> > *****************************************************
> > This is excellent. You must read it through to the end.
> >
> > ......................Start............................
> >
> > A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter
> > on the bed.
<snipped>
> > P.S.: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's
> > house. I just
> > wanted to show you that there are worse things in life
> > than:-
> > ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*****G PENALTIES AGAIN.
> > I love you. Aimee
> >
> > .....................The End.........................
> > *****************************************************
> >
> > O.A.
> > A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP, MCSE2003
> >
> >
>
>

Not sure, but I think it's in reference to Mr. Beckham's inability to hit
the net.

steve.



Re: This is excellent by billyw

billyw
Wed Sep 01 12:59:17 CDT 2004

thing is his wife is minging.. and ms loos is way better..
whats to think about..

"molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> wrote in message
news:%23aV%23avEkEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
> "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
> news:eTpMUpEkEHA.3016@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> what penalties was the letter speaking of??/
>>
>>
>> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:OlfTGPDkEHA.3852@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>> > nice
>> >
>> > "O.A." <oa@microsoft.com> wrote in message
>> > news:434a01c49030$e6c92b70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
>> >
>> > This was from my friend Benard Adams.
>> >
>> > *****************************************************
>> > This is excellent. You must read it through to the end.
>> >
>> > ......................Start............................
>> >
>> > A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter
>> > on the bed.
> <snipped>
>> > P.S.: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's
>> > house. I just
>> > wanted to show you that there are worse things in life
>> > than:-
>> > ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*****G PENALTIES AGAIN.
>> > I love you. Aimee
>> >
>> > .....................The End.........................
>> > *****************************************************
>> >
>> > O.A.
>> > A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP, MCSE2003
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
> Not sure, but I think it's in reference to Mr. Beckham's inability to hit
> the net.
>
> steve.
>
>



Re: This is excellent by Consultant

Consultant
Wed Sep 01 13:10:58 CDT 2004

speak english, thanks


"billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
news:u2g2l1EkEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> thing is his wife is minging.. and ms loos is way better..
> whats to think about..
>
> "molsonexpert" <imdrunk@work.ca> wrote in message
> news:%23aV%23avEkEHA.1644@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> >
> > "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
> > news:eTpMUpEkEHA.3016@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> >> what penalties was the letter speaking of??/
> >>
> >>
> >> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:OlfTGPDkEHA.3852@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> >> > nice
> >> >
> >> > "O.A." <oa@microsoft.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:434a01c49030$e6c92b70$a301280a@phx.gbl...
> >> >
> >> > This was from my friend Benard Adams.
> >> >
> >> > *****************************************************
> >> > This is excellent. You must read it through to the end.
> >> >
> >> > ......................Start............................
> >> >
> >> > A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter
> >> > on the bed.
> > <snipped>
> >> > P.S.: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's
> >> > house. I just
> >> > wanted to show you that there are worse things in life
> >> > than:-
> >> > ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*****G PENALTIES AGAIN.
> >> > I love you. Aimee
> >> >
> >> > .....................The End.........................
> >> > *****************************************************
> >> >
> >> > O.A.
> >> > A+, N+, i-Net+, CCNP, MCSE2003
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >
> > Not sure, but I think it's in reference to Mr. Beckham's inability to
hit
> > the net.
> >
> > steve.
> >
> >
>
>



Re: This is excellent by Ken

Ken
Wed Sep 01 13:15:39 CDT 2004

"billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
news:u2g2l1EkEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> thing is his wife is minging.. and ms loos is way better..
> whats to think about..

minging? i have a feeling that means good looking, since beckham is married
to that spice girl, right? and isn't the "loo" the dumper? who the hell is
miss bathrooms? is that his goomah?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com



Re: This is excellent by JaR

JaR
Wed Sep 01 13:17:50 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox &
opined:

> thing is his wife is minging.. and ms loos is way better..
> whats to think about..
>
/

WTF??? Who's wife? Minging? What is an ms loos, some new name for the BSOD?

JaR
Flustered Thug

Re: This is excellent by billyw

billyw
Wed Sep 01 15:16:35 CDT 2004

she be a dog

"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:O4sim%23EkEHA.1048@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
> news:u2g2l1EkEHA.3348@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
>> thing is his wife is minging.. and ms loos is way better..
>> whats to think about..
>
> minging? i have a feeling that means good looking, since beckham is
> married
> to that spice girl, right? and isn't the "loo" the dumper? who the hell is
> miss bathrooms? is that his goomah?
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
>
>



Re: This is excellent by billyw

billyw
Wed Sep 01 15:16:16 CDT 2004

good god.. mining means horrible, basically
ms loos is Rebecca loos who beckham (allegedly) had an affair with



"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns955772ED6EB5Bplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox &
> opined:
>
>> thing is his wife is minging.. and ms loos is way better..
>> whats to think about..
>>
> /
>
> WTF??? Who's wife? Minging? What is an ms loos, some new name for the
> BSOD?
>
> JaR
> Flustered Thug



Re: This is excellent by JaR

JaR
Wed Sep 01 15:27:00 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox & opined:

> good god.. mining means horrible, basically
> ms loos is Rebecca loos who beckham (allegedly) had an affair with
>
>
>

If you gotta top-post, please snip the bits that are irrelevant so we have
some chance of figuring out what the fsck you are trying to say.

"Minging"

LOL!

F'n Brit slang.

LOLOL!

"Minging"

Guffaw!!!

JaR
Chortling Thug

Re: This is excellent by Ken

Ken
Wed Sep 01 15:23:10 CDT 2004

"billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
news:O%23LhTCGkEHA.3160@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> she be a dog

the spice girl? not really. her face is a little bit funky, but she got a
bangin body, word.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com



Re: This is excellent by Neil

Neil
Wed Sep 01 15:54:58 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
news:Xns955788D3CF732plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> F'n Brit slang.

it's like its another language...English as spoke by the English

*running*

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Re: This is excellent by billyw

billyw
Thu Sep 02 06:40:35 CDT 2004

she's like a stick insect.. used to have a good body


"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:%232G28NGkEHA.3428@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
> "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
> news:O%23LhTCGkEHA.3160@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>> she be a dog
>
> the spice girl? not really. her face is a little bit funky, but she got a
> bangin body, word.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT gmail DOT com
>
>



Re: This is excellent by billyw

billyw
Thu Sep 02 06:41:39 CDT 2004

ye i have to top post

"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns955788D3CF732plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, billyw climbed on a soapbox & opined:
>
>> good god.. mining means horrible, basically
>> ms loos is Rebecca loos who beckham (allegedly) had an affair with
>>
>>
>>
>
> If you gotta top-post, please snip the bits that are irrelevant so we have
> some chance of figuring out what the fsck you are trying to say.
>
> "Minging"
>
> LOL!
>
> F'n Brit slang.
>
> LOLOL!
>
> "Minging"
>
> Guffaw!!!
>
> JaR
> Chortling Thug



Re: This is excellent by billyw

billyw
Thu Sep 02 06:41:27 CDT 2004

<carefully placed foot sends him sprawling to hamilton>
"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9557AC142729Fneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> babbling on and on again JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> spewed in
> news:Xns955788D3CF732plentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> F'n Brit slang.
>
> it's like its another language...English as spoke by the English
>
> *running*
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society



Re: This is excellent by Neil

Neil
Thu Sep 02 08:34:43 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "billyw" <b@brainless.net> spewed in
news:eK94GHOkEHA.3456@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> <carefully placed foot sends him sprawling to hamilton>

you know you've done it right when....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society