This was from my friend Benard Adams.
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This is excellent. You must read it through to the end.=20
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A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter=20
on the bed. With
the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands:=20
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you=20
that I've eloped with
my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice;=20
especially with
all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big motorcycle.
But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that=20
we will be very
happy in his tent in the woods. He wants to have many more=20
children with me
and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana=20
doesn't Hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and his friends. They're=20
the ones providing
us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In=20
the meantime,
we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed=20
gets better.=20
He deserves it.
Don't worry about money, Ahmed has arranged for me to be=20
in films that his
friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently=20
I can earn =A350 a
scene. I get a =A350 bonus if there are more than three men=20
in the scene, and
an extra =A3100 if they use the horse. Don't worry Mum. Now=20
I'm 15 years old,
I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit you=20
and Dad so that
you can meet your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter, Aimee
P.S.: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's=20
house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life=20
than:-
ENGLAND GETTING BEAT ON F*****G PENALTIES AGAIN.
I love you. Aimee
.....................The End.........................
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