lowdes
Mon Mar 27 22:23:30 CST 2006
"ISUNREAL FAGNOTBEME" <
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in message
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>> "Briscobar" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote
>
>>> I'd rip you a new one for being so apathetic towards
>>> braindumps
>
> "JaR" <jrderby@lakabux.com> wrote>
>> Foo. I'll start giving a fsck again about ghodsdamned cheats precisely
>> .001
>> picosecond after see some evidence that Microsoft does.
>
> That will be precisely .001 picoseconds after NEVER, the reason being,
> Microsoft makes money whether you pass or not, and they make money whether
> you cheat or not.
>
> In fact, they probably make more money IF people cheat, because on a graph
> somewhere it will show that more people are passing the test, and there's
> a greater success rate, and that the industry is better because more
> people have certs and the computers work better, and it's because of
> Microsoft, a company whose employees have been known to kill puppies.
>
> Microsoft would LOSE money if they were to make a lot of noise about
> cheating on the tests and their 'initiatives to prevent this'. They would
> LOSE money if they spent time and resources trying to track down cheaters.
> And they would LOSE money if they didn't cuddle with snuffleufugus on
> Wednesday, which, incidentally, I just spelled correctly, although I'm
> confused about the spelling of snuffleufugus, and this message has nothing
> to do with Neil.
>
> My advice to those who have the opportunity to cheat is, if you want to
> cheat, cheat. Don't get caught, don't tell everyone you cheated, don't
> narc out the people who helped you cheat, and don't help other people
> cheat. Also, don't cheat. And, don't give people advice telling them it's
> ok to cheat. And, after you cheat, if you get caught, don't complain about
> how everyone got on your back about cheating, you filthy cheating
> complaining narc what cheats and helps other people cheat and refuses to
> help when people need help cheating. I mean, sheesh, if you're going to
> cheat, do it with some class, already. Sheesh, sheesh, and sheesh again.
>
> And while we're on the subject of Neil, well, dammit, what has Neil ever
> done to deserve all of this attention? Where was Neil when the Monguls
> ruled China with an Iron Fist? Why hasn't Neil contributed his immense
> knowledge to the scientific community? Why hasn't Neil done his part to
> end homelessness? What is NEIL doing to fight the coming pandemic of asian
> bird flu? When will people finally hold Neil responsible for all of the
> problems he has caused due to his lethargy and sloth? When will we see the
> charts and graphs of Neil's underwhelming performance in all of the
> feature films he's appeared in yet received countless undeserved awards
> and adulations for? Where can we find information on Neil's previously
> undisclosed participation on the trilateral commission? When can we expect
> Neil to get off his Canadian Keyster and deliver on the promise of free
> love and sandwiches for people in Oklahoma that have to pay for love and
> sandwiches? What happens when Neil decides that it's his turn to take up
> the torch and start spreading the word about Neil? We're tired of ranting
> about Neil when Neil never rants about himself. Come on, Neil, it's time
> to do something, already. IT'S YOUR TURN, NEIL. IT'S TIME TO DO YOUR PART.
> BE A MAN. DO YOUR FAIR SHARE. STAND UP AND CLEAN YOURSELF OFF -- BECAUSE,
> NEIL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU DID SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE. ACHIEVE THE
> GREATNESS YOU WERE MEANT TO ACHIEVE BEFORE THE WHOLE PLACE EXPLODES AND
> THE END IS NEARLY OVERRATED.
>
> We're all counting on you.
>
>
> MCSB
BOOOMM!!!!!