Taking 70-270 Next Week

Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.

Thanks for any info!
Andrew

Lasher
Fri Jan 20 23:15:11 CST 2006

"Andrew" <andrewteg@gmail.com> wrote in news:1137791975.216626.309100
@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:

> Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
> hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
> to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.
>
> Thanks for any info!
> Andrew
>
>

My hint for studying for you: RTFM and go read the sections for the test on
http://www.technet.com. Otherwise, I, nor anyone here who is technically
inclined in a respectable manner, will give you any "hints" to pass the
exam.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

gtright
Fri Jan 20 23:53:01 CST 2006

I would say u are in the right place where all your Technical questions can
be answered including questions regarding certifications. But I recommend
that u look for answers in Microsoft technical support or certifications
sites, u can even email them and they will email u back the right
answer/advice to whatever question you may have.

But in this forum you may never get the right answer to your question and in
most cases some dumb a$$â??s will give an insulting answer to what u asked.

I think this is not a place to ask any technical question as this forum has
been taking by these â??MCNGPâ?? Homos group that have nothing to offer but
their raton A$$.

I hope this help u somehow and good luck in your MCSE!
============

"Andrew" wrote:

> Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
> hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
> to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.
>
> Thanks for any info!
> Andrew
>
>

Hugh
Sat Jan 21 00:01:11 CST 2006

Andrew wrote:
> Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
> hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
> to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.
>
> Thanks for any info!
> Andrew
>
Sure... ill give you a few tips. I just took the test last month.

1. read each question 3 times
2. read all the answers 3 times
3. then review the question and answers 1 more time
4. answer the question
5. Make sure you know about hardware profiles
6. make sure you know about network installs
7. troubleshooting laptops was a big one on the test i took

Passing test score is 700. depending on your knowledge, the test can
take just over an hour.

The first 5 may seem stupid, but i found that Microsoft was really
trying to trick people on some of thier recent exams. Especially on the
70-291.

Rodney

Ironman426
Sat Jan 21 01:19:02 CST 2006

Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845

"Andrew" wrote:

> Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
> hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
> to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.
>
> Thanks for any info!
> Andrew
>
>

Lasher
Sat Jan 21 02:09:06 CST 2006

Hugh Jorgan <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in news:H6kAf.108599$ME5.81040
@twister.nyroc.rr.com:

> The first 5 may seem stupid, but i found that Microsoft was really
> trying to trick people on some of thier recent exams. Especially on the
> 70-291.

Speculative.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Patrick
Sat Jan 21 04:05:54 CST 2006

Lasher wrote:
> "Andrew" <andrewteg@gmail.com> wrote in news:1137791975.216626.309100
> @g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
>> hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
>> to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.
>>
>> Thanks for any info!
>> Andrew
>>
>>
>
> My hint for studying for you: RTFM and go read the sections for the test on
> http://www.technet.com. Otherwise, I, nor anyone here who is technically
> inclined in a respectable manner, will give you any "hints" to pass the
> exam.
>

Well, since I'm not technically inclined in a respectable manner, I was
going to suggest doing the Practice Exams on the CD that came with the
book. If you can pass those with a 90% or better, you may have a shot
at the real thing.

Otherwise, I would do what Lasher said.. It's probably the best advice
you're going to get here. (Since it's not telling you which Br@indump
to try out).

--
Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

Neil
Sat Jan 21 11:05:30 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns9751EC8E35891lashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> My hint for studying for you: RTFM and go read the sections for the
> test on http://www.technet.com. Otherwise, I, nor anyone here who is
> technically inclined in a respectable manner, will give you any
> "hints" to pass the exam.

well, I will: "read the questions carefully before you answer them"

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.

Ironman426
Sat Jan 21 11:08:01 CST 2006

I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
was also really good.
"Ironman426" wrote:

> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845
>
> "Andrew" wrote:
>
> > Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
> > hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
> > to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.
> >
> > Thanks for any info!
> > Andrew
> >
> >

Neil
Sat Jan 21 11:22:24 CST 2006

did you hear "=?Utf-8?B?SXJvbm1hbjQyNg==?=" <Ironman426
@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:A0B8828E-21BA-4025-818F-
ABA48042FC81@microsoft.com:

> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
> was also really good.

could you please send your MCP ID to tctips@microsoft.com? They have a
little 'sumpin for you.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm.....

TechGeekPro
Sat Jan 21 17:38:31 CST 2006

On Jan 21, 2006 at 12:08pm "Ironman426" blathered:

> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
> was also really good.
> "Ironman426" wrote:
>
>> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845

Let me get this straight. You had the actual questions from the exam and all
you could muster was a lousy 845? What a tool!

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

We can rebuild MCNGP.com. We have the technology.
Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Appears that I'm still looking at this thing in a bag...

Patrick
Sat Jan 21 21:17:20 CST 2006

TechGeekPro wrote:
> On Jan 21, 2006 at 12:08pm "Ironman426" blathered:
>
>> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
>> was also really good.
>> "Ironman426" wrote:
>>
>>> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845
>
> Let me get this straight. You had the actual questions from the exam and all
> you could muster was a lousy 845? What a tool!
>

Apparently, he DID the brain dump before he walked into the exam
center.... Should have at least waited to start dumping it until he saw
a question. Of course, he probably begged them to give him 345 for
spelling his own name correctly.

--
Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

Hugh
Sat Jan 21 22:59:53 CST 2006

Lasher wrote:
> Hugh Jorgan <rodnignospam@rr.com> wrote in news:H6kAf.108599$ME5.81040
> @twister.nyroc.rr.com:
>
>
>>The first 5 may seem stupid, but i found that Microsoft was really
>>trying to trick people on some of thier recent exams. Especially on the
>>70-291.
>
>
> Speculative.
>
I just took 6 exams last month, and i noticed a few questions on each
exam where they were playing with the words a little to try and trip you
up. Thats why i say to read each one many times... just a little
friendly advice for him :)

TechGeekPro
Sun Jan 22 00:03:48 CST 2006

On Jan 21, 2006 at 10:17pm "Patrick Dickey" blathered:

> Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

Who?

--
TGP MCNGP #100100

We can rebuild MCNGP.com. We have the technology.
Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.

Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken use Sweet Home Alabama in it's ads?

Ironman426
Sun Jan 22 01:25:04 CST 2006

You talk alot of smack, but can back it up load mouth. Guys like you hide
behind your posts. Lets see you back it up.
"Patrick Dickey" wrote:

> TechGeekPro wrote:
> > On Jan 21, 2006 at 12:08pm "Ironman426" blathered:
> >
> >> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
> >> was also really good.
> >> "Ironman426" wrote:
> >>
> >>> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845
> >
> > Let me get this straight. You had the actual questions from the exam and all
> > you could muster was a lousy 845? What a tool!
> >
>
> Apparently, he DID the brain dump before he walked into the exam
> center.... Should have at least waited to start dumping it until he saw
> a question. Of course, he probably begged them to give him 345 for
> spelling his own name correctly.
>
> --
> Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
> http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
> Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.
>

Ironman426
Sun Jan 22 01:38:02 CST 2006

Well, can you back it up other than just hiding behind posts.

"Ironman426" wrote:

> You talk alot of smack, but I can back it up load mouth. Guys like you hide
> behind your posts. Lets see you back it up.
> "Patrick Dickey" wrote:
>
> > TechGeekPro wrote:
> > > On Jan 21, 2006 at 12:08pm "Ironman426" blathered:
> > >
> > >> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
> > >> was also really good.
> > >> "Ironman426" wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845
> > >
> > > Let me get this straight. You had the actual questions from the exam and all
> > > you could muster was a lousy 845? What a tool!
> > >
> >
> > Apparently, he DID the brain dump before he walked into the exam
> > center.... Should have at least waited to start dumping it until he saw
> > a question. Of course, he probably begged them to give him 345 for
> > spelling his own name correctly.
> >
> > --
> > Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
> > http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
> > Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.
> >

Peter
Sun Jan 22 04:34:53 CST 2006

Forwarded (with headers) to tctips@microsoft.com

"Ironman426" <Ironman426@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A0B8828E-21BA-4025-818F-ABA48042FC81@microsoft.com...
> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
> was also really good.
> "Ironman426" wrote:
>
>> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845
>>
>> "Andrew" wrote:
>>
>> > Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
>> > hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
>> > to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.
>> >
>> > Thanks for any info!
>> > Andrew
>> >
>> >

LRM
Sun Jan 22 08:58:54 CST 2006

He doesn't have to, you were the one admitting to cheating, and that makes
you wrong from the start. Nothing you can do to clear your status here.
--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

<Ironman426@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:E6CFA864-E5FF-4998-93AC-CED52A15593E@microsoft.com...
> Well, can you back it up other than just hiding behind posts.
>
> "Ironman426" wrote:
>
>> You talk alot of smack, but I can back it up load mouth. Guys like you
>> hide
>> behind your posts. Lets see you back it up.
>> "Patrick Dickey" wrote:
>>
>> > TechGeekPro wrote:
>> > > On Jan 21, 2006 at 12:08pm "Ironman426" blathered:
>> > >
>> > >> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
>> > >> was also really good.
>> > >> "Ironman426" wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >>> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845
>> > >
>> > > Let me get this straight. You had the actual questions from the exam
>> > > and all
>> > > you could muster was a lousy 845? What a tool!
>> > >
>> >
>> > Apparently, he DID the brain dump before he walked into the exam
>> > center.... Should have at least waited to start dumping it until he
>> > saw
>> > a question. Of course, he probably begged them to give him 345 for
>> > spelling his own name correctly.
>> >
>> > --
>> > Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
>> > http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
>> > Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.
>> >

Lasher
Sun Jan 22 14:13:40 CST 2006

You should join AA. A$$fuskers Anonymous....you cheating a$$fusker.

"=?Utf-8?B?SXJvbm1hbjQyNg==?=" <Ironman426@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote
in news:A0B8828E-21BA-4025-818F-ABA48042FC81@microsoft.com:

> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
> was also really good.
> "Ironman426" wrote:
>
>> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845
>>
>> "Andrew" wrote:
>>
>> > Just found this group but was wondering if anyone had any "last week"
>> > hints on studying for 70-270 or any info on what the required score is
>> > to pass. VUE says it's a 165 minute exam so sounds like a doozy.
>> >
>> > Thanks for any info!
>> > Andrew
>> >
>> >



--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Lasher
Sun Jan 22 14:18:33 CST 2006

Who gives a sh!t a$shole. You just admitted that you cheated and you can
go pack fudge with the rest of the cheating a$$fuskers who br@indump. You
do not deserve your certification and you know damn right that you don't.

I don't think that anyone here needs to back up any sort of qualifications
to prove to you when you cheated to get yours.


"=?Utf-8?B?SXJvbm1hbjQyNg==?=" <Ironman426@discussions.microsoft.com>
wrote in news:74BF09B5-4464-4779-A8BD-9EEBB3006FDC@microsoft.com:

> You talk alot of smack, but can back it up load mouth. Guys like you
> hide behind your posts. Lets see you back it up.

--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

Patrick
Sun Jan 22 19:48:08 CST 2006

Ironman426 wrote:
> You talk alot of smack, but can back it up load mouth. Guys like you hide
> behind your posts. Lets see you back it up.
> "Patrick Dickey" wrote:
>
>> TechGeekPro wrote:
>>> On Jan 21, 2006 at 12:08pm "Ironman426" blathered:
>>>
>>>> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
>>>> was also really good.
>>>> "Ironman426" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Yeah I took it, it's not to bad. I got got and 845
>>> Let me get this straight. You had the actual questions from the exam and all
>>> you could muster was a lousy 845? What a tool!
>>>
>> Apparently, he DID the brain dump before he walked into the exam
>> center.... Should have at least waited to start dumping it until he saw
>> a question. Of course, he probably begged them to give him 345 for
>> spelling his own name correctly.
>>
>> --
>> Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
>> http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
>> Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.
>>

Let's see.. Can I back it up? No. I don't have a MCP or a MCSE. Am I
going after it? Yes. When? When two things happen. 1) I have the
money for the exams and 2) I feel that I've learned enough to pass the
exams without having to cheat.

I would venture (although I haven't taken the exams to prove this yet)
that since I am able to walk into a college after dropping out of one 10
years ago, and pull an overall GPA of 3.5, that when I do decide to take
the exams, I won't have to cheat.

Let's see. The exam is 70-270. I took a college course on this last
semester.. In fact, we used the MCSE Training Kit for the book. I
missed at least one class a week because I had to work. And, I pulled an
A out of the class. Quiz me. I won't even reach down to the shelf on
my left and grab the book. Shall I quiz you?

--
Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

Lasher
Sun Jan 22 21:44:29 CST 2006

*takes glove out and slaps ironman*

A duel, good sir!

>Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> wrote in
>news:uLTvQ87HGHA.3064@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
> Let's see.. Can I back it up? No. I don't have a MCP or a MCSE. Am I
> going after it? Yes. When? When two things happen. 1) I have the
> money for the exams and 2) I feel that I've learned enough to pass the
> exams without having to cheat.
>
> I would venture (although I haven't taken the exams to prove this yet)
> that since I am able to walk into a college after dropping out of one
> 10 years ago, and pull an overall GPA of 3.5, that when I do decide to
> take the exams, I won't have to cheat.
>
> Let's see. The exam is 70-270. I took a college course on this last
> semester.. In fact, we used the MCSE Training Kit for the book. I
> missed at least one class a week because I had to work. And, I pulled
> an A out of the class. Quiz me. I won't even reach down to the shelf
> on my left and grab the book. Shall I quiz you?
>



--
Lasher
MCNGP 110010
MCP/MCDST/MVMCHA
(Most Valuable Microsoft Certified Head Asploder)

LRM
Sun Jan 22 22:23:45 CST 2006

"Patrick Dickey" <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> wrote in message
news:uLTvQ87HGHA.3064@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
<Big snip>

> I took a college course

<Additional Snippage?

Finish college, that sheepskin will never be out of date.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Kline
Mon Jan 23 02:12:44 CST 2006

>Forwarded (with headers) to tctips@microsoft.com

Dave Null has already processed it......

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Mon Jan 23 02:14:40 CST 2006

>You talk alot of smack, but can back it up load mouth. Guys like you hide
>behind your posts. Lets see you back it up.

http://tinyurl.com/bcdmo

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Mon Jan 23 02:18:31 CST 2006

>Well, can you back it up other than just hiding behind posts.

ROTLMAO!!!!

coming from the tool hiding behind 'ms discussions' I find that real
funny. Still at least it makes it easy for ms when tracking down
cheating sh1ts like you.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Kline
Mon Jan 23 02:19:22 CST 2006

> I used the troytec and exam cheets. I also heard brain dump
>was also really good.

madam, you are a disgrace to the profession.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Patrick
Mon Jan 23 06:50:29 CST 2006

LRM wrote:
> "Patrick Dickey" <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> wrote in message
> news:uLTvQ87HGHA.3064@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> <Big snip>
>
>> I took a college course
>
> <Additional Snippage?
>
> Finish college, that sheepskin will never be out of date.
>

Oh, I definitely am. I was stupid for dropping out 10 years ago
(although I was younger, but that's not a good excuse). Even though I'm
only going for an AAS right now, I'm planning on going for my BS later
on. Even if I don't end up in a IT-related career, it's important to
me, to say that I did this.

--
Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@removethis.msn.com>
http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

Frisbee®
Mon Jan 23 08:08:08 CST 2006

"Kline Sphere" <.@> wrote in message
news:4u39t151l0eleb4nm4pbtl8pgu361tpu6s@4ax.com...
> >Forwarded (with headers) to tctips@microsoft.com
>
> Dave Null has already processed it......

You may be right. I don't even get automated responses from them anymore.

Ben, is the tctips guy on (an extended) vacation?

Kline
Mon Jan 23 08:33:52 CST 2006

>> Dave Null has already processed it......
>
>You may be right. I don't even get automated responses from them anymore.
>
>Ben, is the tctips guy on (an extended) vacation?

maybe he's recycle bin's full.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

JaR
Mon Jan 23 11:09:42 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
the plaintive wail of Kline Sphere:

>>You may be right. I don't even get automated responses from them
>>anymore.
>>
>>Ben, is the tctips guy on (an extended) vacation?
>
> maybe he's recycle bin's full.

They've got everybody working on Vista right now. Can't be bothered with
the small stuff. The tctips guy in in charge of keeping everbody supplied
with curry.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

Neil
Mon Jan 23 11:24:32 CST 2006

did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in
news:uLTvQ87HGHA.3064@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> 2) I feel that I've learned enough to pass the
> exams without having to cheat.
>

Patric, you have just earned my respect. Didn't take much did it. and still
there are those here who wont get my respect.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- "This is time travel," she said relatively.

Neil
Mon Jan 23 11:25:23 CST 2006

did you hear Lasher <nospamfoyobrotha@yomommabdonkadonk.biz> say in
news:Xns9753DD2AD6A11lashertokenid@207.46.248.16:

> *takes glove out and slaps ironman*
>
> A duel, good sir!

hope you put a brick in that glove

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the frigging thing...

CBIC
Mon Jan 23 11:27:28 CST 2006


> Patric, you have just earned my respect. Didn't take much did it. and
> still there are those here who wont get my respect.

That hurts me. That hurts me deeply.
*cries and begins drinking*
--
aka
Doom MCNGP #38
Is that a burdizzo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.
PotD 1-20-06

Neil
Mon Jan 23 11:34:44 CST 2006

did you hear "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> say in
news:OMi5JJEIGHA.1192@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> *cries and begins drinking*

don't do it man. you'll say sumpin stupid.....ok, ok, look, you got my
respect too. you didn't use no braindumps, yer cool...

dude, quit the crying, it ain't manly.

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- That's fine in practice, but it'll never work in theory.

Neil
Mon Jan 23 11:35:23 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns97545D3207661Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> The tctips guy in in charge of keeping everbody supplied
> with curry.

get it right. it's chicken tika

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- I'm in the computer business - I make Out-of-Order signs.

JaR
Mon Jan 23 11:40:09 CST 2006

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Neil:

>> The tctips guy in in charge of keeping everbody supplied
>> with curry.
>
> get it right. it's chicken tika

I bet they don't even have that in Bangalore.

Kinda like ordering Chop Suey in Beijing.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
Remove hat to reply
The only worthwhile doors in life that will open for you are the ones you
kick down or make for yourself. ~Rob Lindeman

Neil
Mon Jan 23 12:43:07 CST 2006

did you hear JaR <lakabuxstetson@gmail.com> say in
news:Xns9754625C24DE9Talleywhacker@207.46.248.16:

> Kinda like ordering Chop Suey in Beijing.

THEY DON'T HAVE CHHOP SUEY!?!?!

(cancel my travel arrangements for the Summer Olympics...)

--
The InterNeil MCNGP#30

- famous last words: .....Sure it's compatible!

LRM
Mon Jan 23 14:48:14 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97547E3A8A547neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in
> news:uLTvQ87HGHA.3064@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
>> 2) I feel that I've learned enough to pass the
>> exams without having to cheat.
>>
>
> Patric, you have just earned my respect. Didn't take much did it. and
> still
> there are those here who wont get my respect.
>
I never asked you to respect me, I simply demanded obedience.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:13:00 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#QSzW5FIGHA.3752
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> I never asked you to respect me, I simply demanded obedience.

yes mistress....


....oh that hurts so good

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MitchS
Mon Jan 23 15:21:54 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97547E3A8A547neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in
> news:uLTvQ87HGHA.3064@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:
>
>> 2) I feel that I've learned enough to pass the
>> exams without having to cheat.
>>
>
> Patric, you have just earned my respect. Didn't take much did it. and
> still
> there are those here who wont get my respect.

No respect I tell ya, no respect. And I'm even a certified sandwich artist
now (I'll post pics of my new cert later)

--
Mitch "yer such a Jameshole" S.
MCNGP XLVIII (Now do the other certs REALLY matter?)
Get yer sorry James over to www.mcngp.com

LRM
Mon Jan 23 15:24:09 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9754A4F709DABneilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#QSzW5FIGHA.3752
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
>> I never asked you to respect me, I simply demanded obedience.
>
> yes mistress....
>
>
> ....oh that hurts so good
>
I try.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Mon Jan 23 15:49:04 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#JZ2aNGIGHA.3944
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

> I try.

but do you convict

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LRM
Mon Jan 23 18:12:06 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9754AB1432A4neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#JZ2aNGIGHA.3944
> @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:
>
>> I try.
>
> but do you convict
>
I see you enjoyed the handcuffs. You don't need to be convicted to wear them
for recreational purposes.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Patrick
Mon Jan 23 20:54:40 CST 2006

JaR wrote:
> Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse,
> the plaintive wail of Kline Sphere:
>
>>> You may be right. I don't even get automated responses from them
>>> anymore.
>>>
>>> Ben, is the tctips guy on (an extended) vacation?
>> maybe he's recycle bin's full.
>
> They've got everybody working on Vista right now. Can't be bothered with
> the small stuff. The tctips guy in in charge of keeping everbody supplied
> with curry.
>

Someone has to get the Starbuck's coffee for everyone. :-D

--
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http://www.pats-computer-solutions.com
Smile.. someone out there cares deeply for you.

Neil
Tue Jan 24 08:14:24 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:u6EPRrHIGHA.140
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> You don't need to be convicted to wear them
> for recreational purposes.
>

well, sign me up for a summer of fun with Parks and Rec.

--
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- What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Neil
Tue Jan 24 08:18:26 CST 2006

did you hear Patrick Dickey <pd1ckey43@msn.com.removethis> say in
news:O1DAGGJIGHA.2012@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Someone has to get the Starbuck's coffee for everyone. :-D

P'toey....

I don't want no stinkin' mocha/latte/java half-caf/decaf frappa-freakin-
hazelnut-chino with a spinkle of cinnamon, 5 sugars, 3 creams and extra
pansy foam with a thermal protector (WTF is THAT all about). I WANT A
BLOODY CUP OF COFFEE!

*slurps XL Black Timmies*

ok, i'm better now...

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- I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and beautiful, I just
had to touch them! Then she started screaming 'MY EYES!, MY EYES!' and
ruined the mood.

LRM
Tue Jan 24 11:42:21 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97555DFE74619neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:u6EPRrHIGHA.140
> @TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
>> You don't need to be convicted to wear them
>> for recreational purposes.
>>
>
> well, sign me up for a summer of fun with Parks and Rec.
>
You have to go to the Parks and Rec site to fill out the form.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

LRM
Tue Jan 24 11:44:48 CST 2006

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97555EAE0E816neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> I WANT A
> BLOODY CUP OF COFFEE!
>
yeah, I'm going have to go ahead and ask you to fetch me one to darlin'

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2

Neil
Tue Jan 24 12:07:29 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:#DB5I2QIGHA.1312
@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> You have to go to the Parks and Rec site to fill out the form.

that sounds like interesting reading...and writing.

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- Click...click...click...dang, out of taglines!

Neil
Tue Jan 24 12:08:14 CST 2006

did you hear "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> say in news:e$oDh3QIGHA.1876
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> darlin'

*sigh*

*bats eyelashes*

coming right up sweety....

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- Morals for sale. Mint condition! Email billg@microsoft.com