BIG TRUBBLE: STOLEN WIRELESS CONNECTION

Well I got served for downloading music by the RIAA and
Comcast has all the logs as proof it came from me but I
think my wireless was hijacked by the doody face next door
cuz I don't use any music downlaoding software or related
sites.

I need someone to break into this guys house and find
proof of his surfing i-net access paths.

$20,000 is your's, talk to me if interested.

Talyn
Tue Sep 07 09:44:10 CDT 2004

I would learn to secure your wireless connections. Good
luck in court!

Talyn

>-----Original Message-----
>Well I got served for downloading music by the RIAA and
>Comcast has all the logs as proof it came from me but I
>think my wireless was hijacked by the doody face next
door
>cuz I don't use any music downlaoding software or related
>sites.
>
>I need someone to break into this guys house and find
>proof of his surfing i-net access paths.
>
>$20,000 is your's, talk to me if interested.
>.
>

kpg
Tue Sep 07 09:46:24 CDT 2004

"Devin Mcquiosquinox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:75e301c494e8$3383dda0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> # Host-Name Conflict: file://c:\temp\144809.htm (9/7/2004 9:41:13 AM) #
> Well I got served for downloading music by the RIAA and
> Comcast has all the logs as proof it came from me but I
> think my wireless was hijacked by the doody face next door
> cuz I don't use any music downlaoding software or related
> sites.
>
> I need someone to break into this guys house and find
> proof of his surfing i-net access paths.
>
> $20,000 is your's, talk to me if interested.

What you are suggesting is illegal in most places.

Like my grandmother used to say: If you don't change
the SSID and enable MAC filtering then you'll need to
own a set of burglar tools.

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Certificates? We don't need no steenking Certificates!

Rowdy
Tue Sep 07 09:51:28 CDT 2004

"Devin Mcquiosquinox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
news:75e301c494e8$3383dda0$a501280a@phx.gbl:

> Well I got served for downloading music by the RIAA and
> Comcast has all the logs as proof it came from me but I
> think my wireless was hijacked by the doody face next door
> cuz I don't use any music downlaoding software or related
> sites.
>
> I need someone to break into this guys house and find
> proof of his surfing i-net access paths.
>
> $20,000 is your's, talk to me if interested.

you might want to keep the $20,000. you will need it when your lawyers bill
comes in.

:-)

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Rowdy
Tue Sep 07 09:53:06 CDT 2004

"kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:OalxklOlEHA.1152
@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:

> What you are suggesting is illegal in most places.

you lie - fsking guy!

> Like my grandmother used to say: If you don't change
> the SSID and enable MAC filtering then you'll need to
> own a set of burglar tools.

is yo' grandma happy? does yo' grandma suck eggs? she better be happy!
happy happy joy joy...



--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Consultant
Tue Sep 07 09:53:56 CDT 2004

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

did i mention, HA HA HA?


"Devin Mcquiosquinox" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:75e301c494e8$3383dda0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> Well I got served for downloading music by the RIAA and
> Comcast has all the logs as proof it came from me but I
> think my wireless was hijacked by the doody face next door
> cuz I don't use any music downlaoding software or related
> sites.
>
> I need someone to break into this guys house and find
> proof of his surfing i-net access paths.
>
> $20,000 is your's, talk to me if interested.

The
Tue Sep 07 09:57:47 CDT 2004

>$20,000 is your's, talk to me if interested.

I'll do it for $50k, unless it's don for which I'll do it for free!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Sep 07 10:00:56 CDT 2004

>HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>
>did i mention, HA HA HA?

if it were true, it really would be funny!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Mike
Tue Sep 07 10:34:49 CDT 2004


"Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:Xns955D6E1694122rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16...
> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:OalxklOlEHA.1152
> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>
> > What you are suggesting is illegal in most places.
>
> you lie - fsking guy!
>
> > Like my grandmother used to say: If you don't change
> > the SSID and enable MAC filtering then you'll need to
> > own a set of burglar tools.
>
> is yo' grandma happy? does yo' grandma suck eggs? she better be happy!
> happy happy joy joy...
>
Your grandma sounds bitter. Is she bitter?
--
Mike T
Spiffy sig currently under development.

Mike
Tue Sep 07 10:35:42 CDT 2004

Wouldn't he be better off getting his lawyer to rush his neighbor?

--
Mike T
Spiffy sig currently under development.

Rowdy
Tue Sep 07 10:41:16 CDT 2004

"Mike T." <root@127.0.0.1> wrote in news:uH163APlEHA.1008
@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

>
> "Rowdy Yates" <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> news:Xns955D6E1694122rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16...
>> "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> wrote in news:OalxklOlEHA.1152
>> @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl:
>>
>> > What you are suggesting is illegal in most places.
>>
>> you lie - fsking guy!
>>
>> > Like my grandmother used to say: If you don't change
>> > the SSID and enable MAC filtering then you'll need to
>> > own a set of burglar tools.
>>
>> is yo' grandma happy? does yo' grandma suck eggs? she better be happy!
>> happy happy joy joy...
>>
> Your grandma sounds bitter. Is she bitter?

granny was one bitter egg sucker.

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Mike
Tue Sep 07 10:43:49 CDT 2004


"The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere" <.> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:h8jrj012mlc1f7g7ik9p1i5dqcb1po60oi@4ax.com...
> >HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
> >
> >did i mention, HA HA HA?
>
> if it were true, it really would be funny!
>


Here's a funny (sick variety, not hahaha variety) story:

Some dirtbag got busted on child pr0n charges because he was wardriving one
evening, and found someone's unsecured access point. He got discovered by a
cop because he was driving the wrong way down a one-way street. The cop
stopped him, saw that the freak's pants were around his ankles, and saw the
filth on the guy's laptop screen.

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/LondonFreePress/News/2003/11/22/264890.html


--
Mike T
Spiffy sig currently under development.

The
Tue Sep 07 10:58:02 CDT 2004

>Some dirtbag got busted on child pr0n charges

gas the fcuker.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Rowdy
Tue Sep 07 11:16:25 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
news:dimrj0pmrh4b3gpoi143ae8sqf3cnevroh@4ax.com:

>>Some dirtbag got busted on child pr0n charges
>
> gas the fcuker.
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

agent orange his a$$

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

Neil
Tue Sep 07 11:30:19 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.net> spewed in
news:766d01c494e9$22ce1b00$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> Good
> luck in court!
>

nonononono.....it's:

GOOD LUCK IN PRISON!!!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

JaR
Tue Sep 07 11:44:33 CDT 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Devin Mcquiosquinox climbed on a
soapbox & opined:

> Well I got served for downloading music by the RIAA and
> Comcast has all the logs as proof it came from me but I
> think my wireless was hijacked by the doody face next door
> cuz I don't use any music downlaoding software or related
> sites.
>
> I need someone to break into this guys house and find
> proof of his surfing i-net access paths.
>
> $20,000 is your's, talk to me if interested.

Well, at least you're an original troll. Where di I pick up the $$$?

JaR
Broke Thug

Neil
Tue Sep 07 12:12:19 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com>
spewed in news:Xns955D7C36C4F33rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
> news:dimrj0pmrh4b3gpoi143ae8sqf3cnevroh@4ax.com:
>
>>>Some dirtbag got busted on child pr0n charges
>>
>> gas the fcuker.
>>
>> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>>
>
> agent orange his a$$
>

and stick his remains on a pike in the middle of Nathan Phillips
Square...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Talyn
Tue Sep 07 12:19:31 CDT 2004

Are they really sending them to prison? Dang... Hope you
enjoy your time with buba, Your cell mate...

Talyn

>-----Original Message-----
>babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.net> spewed
in
>news:766d01c494e9$22ce1b00$a301280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> Good
>> luck in court!
>>
>
>nonononono.....it's:
>
>GOOD LUCK IN PRISON!!!
>
>--
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society
>.
>

Neil
Tue Sep 07 12:24:38 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.net> spewed in
news:009d01c494fe$d6ca9060$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> Are they really sending them to prison? Dang... Hope you
> enjoy your time with buba, Your cell mate...
>

yer new here aren't you Talyn...

and it's "pound me in the a$$ federal prison" now go watch "office
space" and don't come back till you have memorized it...
;)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

The
Tue Sep 07 12:29:13 CDT 2004

>Hope you
>enjoy your time with buba, Your cell mate...

you mean eddie?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Talyn
Tue Sep 07 12:45:29 CDT 2004

I have learked in the shadows for some time. Enjoyed most
of the posts that you guys have placed here.

As for Office Space, That seems like a way of life here at
work. We just had to replace five staplers due to them
binding...

God HELP ME!!!!

Talyn

>-----Original Message-----
>babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.net> spewed
in
>news:009d01c494fe$d6ca9060$a401280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> Are they really sending them to prison? Dang... Hope
you
>> enjoy your time with buba, Your cell mate...
>>
>
>yer new here aren't you Talyn...
>
>and it's "pound me in the a$$ federal prison" now go
watch "office
>space" and don't come back till you have memorized it...
>;)
>
>--
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society
>.
>

Neil
Tue Sep 07 12:47:29 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:turrj0lcql596lapqk2adu42u3rr4jf6ob@4ax.com:

>>Hope you
>>enjoy your time with buba, Your cell mate...
>
> you mean eddie?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

***YAWN***

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Talyn
Tue Sep 07 12:46:31 CDT 2004

Is that Ed, Ed, or Eddie...


>-----Original Message-----
>>Hope you
>>enjoy your time with buba, Your cell mate...
>
>you mean eddie?
>
>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>.
>

The
Tue Sep 07 12:55:24 CDT 2004

>As for Office Space, That seems like a way of life here at
>work.

http://quizilla.com/users/theandrea/quizzes/What%20Office%20Space%20character%20are%20you%3F/

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

The
Tue Sep 07 12:59:28 CDT 2004

>Is that Ed, Ed, or Eddie...

C'MON STRAIN A BIT!!!!!!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Sep 07 12:58:12 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.net> spewed in
news:00de01c49502$776fdef0$a401280a@phx.gbl:

> We just had to replace five staplers due to them
> binding...

they were Boston weren't they...I like my swingline

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Sep 07 13:04:38 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.net> spewed in
news:788801c49502$9beb9f80$a301280a@phx.gbl:

>
> Is that Ed, Ed, or Eddie...
>

it's eddie as in eddiepox or e-pox...

a) google for it
b) please download a newsreader (mcngp.com has link to one)

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Rowdy
Tue Sep 07 13:04:50 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns955D86552BDEBneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com>
> spewed in news:Xns955D7C36C4F33rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:
>
>> The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
>> news:dimrj0pmrh4b3gpoi143ae8sqf3cnevroh@4ax.com:
>>
>>>>Some dirtbag got busted on child pr0n charges
>>>
>>> gas the fcuker.
>>>
>>> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>>>
>>
>> agent orange his a$$
>>
>
> and stick his remains on a pike in the middle of Nathan Phillips
> Square...
>

so the homeless guys can munch on him.

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
http://profiles.yahoo.com/rowdy_yates_mcngp

The
Tue Sep 07 13:12:48 CDT 2004

>> and stick his remains on a pike in the middle of Nathan Phillips
>> Square...
>>
>
>so the homeless guys can munch on him.

do you have a problem with that?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Tue Sep 07 13:11:59 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:dftrj0hl1ib3riu4gqmgualjs43cmqopss@4ax.com:

> http://quizilla.com/users/theandrea/quizzes/What%20Office%20Space%20cha
> racter%20are%20you%3F/

nice....I'm Post hypnotized peter...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Sep 07 13:13:10 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com>
spewed in news:Xns955D8E98944EBrowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
> news:Xns955D86552BDEBneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates <rowdy_yates2@remove.lycos.com>
>> spewed in news:Xns955D7C36C4F33rowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:
>>
>>> The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.> wrote in
>>> news:dimrj0pmrh4b3gpoi143ae8sqf3cnevroh@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>>>Some dirtbag got busted on child pr0n charges
>>>>
>>>> gas the fcuker.
>>>>
>>>> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>>>>
>>>
>>> agent orange his a$$
>>>
>>
>> and stick his remains on a pike in the middle of Nathan Phillips
>> Square...
>>
>
> so the homeless guys can munch on him.
>

and give the homeless guy some disease? Fsck Rowdy! that's just cruel!

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

The
Tue Sep 07 13:22:17 CDT 2004

On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 11:11:59 -0700, Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com>
wrote:

>nice....I'm Post hypnotized peter...

I'm Lawrence, i'm fcuking frighten now!!!

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Talyn
Tue Sep 07 13:36:05 CDT 2004

I don't know if they were or not. But I had fun burning
them in the fire pit over the weekend!

Now for the fax machine....


Talyn


>-----Original Message-----
>babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.net> spewed
in
>news:00de01c49502$776fdef0$a401280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> We just had to replace five staplers due to them
>> binding...
>
>they were Boston weren't they...I like my swingline
>
>--
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society
>.
>

Talyn
Tue Sep 07 13:40:39 CDT 2004

About the "case of the Mondays"... Is it illegal to throw
someone out the window if they say that to you? Oh wait I
am on the first floor... Never mind...

Talyn
>-----Original Message-----
>babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as
Kline Sphere <.>
>spewed in
news:dftrj0hl1ib3riu4gqmgualjs43cmqopss@4ax.com:
>
>> http://quizilla.com/users/theandrea/quizzes/What%
20Office%20Space%20cha
>> racter%20are%20you%3F/
>
>nice....I'm Post hypnotized peter...
>
>--
> Neil MCNGP #30
> the "curious" hair on the soap of society
>.
>

Neil
Tue Sep 07 13:44:35 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:ivurj0dihkgeb5impj4bd8rjsvm3gm6cf7@4ax.com:

> On Tue, 07 Sep 2004 11:11:59 -0700, Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com>
> wrote:
>
>>nice....I'm Post hypnotized peter...
>
> I'm Lawrence, i'm fcuking frighten now!!!
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

it was the million dollar question wasn't it:

Neil : What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Kline : I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Neil : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at
the same time?
Kline : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I
had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with
money.

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Sep 07 13:45:18 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.com> spewed in
news:77e701c49509$88a53830$a601280a@phx.gbl:

> Now for the fax machine....

"PC Load Letter"? What the fsck does that mean?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Sep 07 13:45:42 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:hgurj0p6ct4m0ek7b267kahbgohlmnqasl@4ax.com:

> do you have a problem with that?

yes, that's cruelty to the homeless...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

The
Tue Sep 07 13:54:12 CDT 2004

>it was the million dollar question wasn't it:
>
>Neil : What would you do if you had a million dollars?
>Kline : I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
>Neil : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at
>the same time?
>Kline : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I
>had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with
>money.

i'm so there.....

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Ken
Tue Sep 07 14:02:59 CDT 2004

"Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
news:Xns955D95F96F8C9neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>
> Neil : What would you do if you had a million dollars?
> Kline : I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
> Neil : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at
> the same time?
> Kline : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I
> had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with
> money.

Neil: Well, not all chicks.
Kline: Well, the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.
Neil: Good point.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Neil
Tue Sep 07 14:03:09 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Talyn" <none@none.net> spewed in
news:792901c4950a$2c2636d0$a301280a@phx.gbl:

> About the "case of the Mondays"... Is it illegal to throw
> someone out the window if they say that to you? Oh wait I
> am on the first floor... Never mind...

I'm beginning to like this guy +1 point...now about the fscking lack of a
real newsreader -200...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

kpg
Tue Sep 07 14:06:38 CDT 2004

> granny was one bitter egg sucker.

Well, with a grandson like you, who could blame her?

No go out and make something of you life.

and get off my grandma.

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Certificates? We don't need no steenking Certificates!

kpg
Tue Sep 07 14:09:00 CDT 2004

> Some dirtbag got busted on child pr0n charges because he was wardriving
one
> evening, and found someone's unsecured access point. He got discovered by
a
> cop because he was driving the wrong way down a one-way street. The cop
> stopped him, saw that the freak's pants were around his ankles, and saw
the
> filth on the guy's laptop screen.
>
> http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/LondonFreePress/News/2003/11/22/264890.html


Hey, it's Canada, whatcha expect?

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Certificates? We don't need no steenking Certificates!

Neil
Tue Sep 07 14:31:11 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed
in news:#pJ8B1QlEHA.948@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns955D95F96F8C9neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>
>> Neil : What would you do if you had a million dollars?
>> Kline : I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time,
>> man. Neil : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two
>> chicks at the same time?
>> Kline : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think
>> if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a
>> dude with money.
>
> Neil: Well, not all chicks.
> Kline: Well, the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me
> do. Neil: Good point.
>

Kline : Well what about you now? what would you do?
Neil : Besides two chicks at the same time?
Kline : Well yeah.
Neil : Nothing.
Kline : Nothing, huh?
Neil : I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Kline : Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take
a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do sh!t.


--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Sep 07 14:33:20 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> spewed in
news:us1UT4QlEHA.3772@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> Hey, it's Canada, whatcha expect?

didja check which city he lives in? Delhi (pronounced dell-high), armpit of
ontario...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

kpg
Tue Sep 07 14:59:05 CDT 2004

>
> didja check which city he lives in? Delhi (pronounced dell-high), armpit
of
> ontario...

I really like that New Delhi that y'all started up in India.

Damn imperialist Canadians.

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Certificates? We don't need no steenking Certificates!

Neil
Tue Sep 07 15:07:20 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> spewed in
news:OWr8RURlEHA.2528@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> I really like that New Delhi that y'all started up in India.
>
> Damn imperialist Canadians.

taking over the world, one cesspool at a time...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Rowdy
Tue Sep 07 18:47:33 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns955D9DE07439neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> spewed
> in news:#pJ8B1QlEHA.948@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:
>
>> "Neil" <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns955D95F96F8C9neilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>>>
>>> Neil : What would you do if you had a million dollars?
>>> Kline : I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time,
>>> man. Neil : That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two
>>> chicks at the same time?
>>> Kline : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think
>>> if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a
>>> dude with money.
>>
>> Neil: Well, not all chicks.
>> Kline: Well, the kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like
>> me do. Neil: Good point.
>>
>
> Kline : Well what about you now? what would you do?
> Neil : Besides two chicks at the same time?
> Kline : Well yeah.
> Neil : Nothing.
> Kline : Nothing, huh?
> Neil : I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
> Kline : Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just
> take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do sh!t.
>
>

Rowdy: Geez, while you guys keep talkin' bout it, why don't ya give me
the money so at least someone stats getting some.

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"If it doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, doesn't take piss breaks and plays
poker 24 hours a day - it's a bot!"

Neil
Tue Sep 07 19:15:10 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates
<rowdy_yates_mcngp@removethisyahoo.com> spewed in
news:Xns955DC8EB2466Arowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> Rowdy: Geez, while you guys keep talkin' bout it, why don't ya give me
> the money so at least someone stats getting some.

right, here let me dig into my pocket and get you that million...huh, how
about that? must be in my other pair of pants...I'll get back to you on
that...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Rowdy
Tue Sep 07 20:20:30 CDT 2004

Neil <neilmcse@nospamforyou.com> wrote in
news:Xns955DCDF9BD93Aneilmcsehotmailcom@207.46.248.16:

> babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates
> <rowdy_yates_mcngp@removethisyahoo.com> spewed in
> news:Xns955DC8EB2466Arowdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:
>
>> Rowdy: Geez, while you guys keep talkin' bout it, why don't ya give
>> me the money so at least someone stats getting some.
>
> right, here let me dig into my pocket and get you that million...huh,
> how about that? must be in my other pair of pants...I'll get back to
> you on that...
>

*rowdy pays ugly parkdale hooker $5 to feel Neil up and steal the cash*
*rowdy grabs cash, dumps hooker, now on quest for 3 hot babes for 3-some*
*hey, here we go.....http://tinyurl.com/4927e *

come on. strain a bit, i say.

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"If it doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, doesn't take piss breaks and plays
poker 24 hours a day - it's a bot!"

Neil
Tue Sep 07 21:32:00 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates
<rowdy_yates_mcngp@removethisyahoo.com> spewed in
news:Xns955DD8AE2239Browdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> *rowdy pays ugly parkdale hooker $5 to feel Neil up and steal the cash*

pffffffffft, i would refuse to get felt up by anything less than a $10
hooker...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Tue Sep 07 21:35:53 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Rowdy Yates
<rowdy_yates_mcngp@removethisyahoo.com> spewed in
news:Xns955DD8AE2239Browdyyates2123@207.46.248.16:

> *rowdy grabs cash, dumps hooker, now on quest for 3 hot babes for 3-some*

you can find 3 babes with $2.16 CDN?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

TechGeekPro
Wed Sep 08 02:13:53 CDT 2004

On Sep 7, 2004 at 2:22pm "The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere"
blathered:

> I'm Lawrence, i'm fcuking frighten now!!!

Me too.

--
TechGeekPro, MCNGP #36
MCNGP.com - We're here to help!
I'm TechGeekPro, and I approved this post.

billLASTINIT
Wed Sep 08 12:53:30 CDT 2004

The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere wrote:
>> As for Office Space, That seems like a way of life here at
>> work.
>
>
http://quizilla.com/users/theandrea/quizzes/What%20Office%20Space%20character%20are%20you%3F/
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Are my eyes deceiving me, or was there a question in there that had Paisley
Skye in an answer?

--
Fris "<shudder>" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

billLASTINIT
Wed Sep 08 12:56:20 CDT 2004

TechGeekPro wrote:
> On Sep 7, 2004 at 2:22pm "The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere"
> blathered:
>
>> I'm Lawrence, i'm fcuking frighten now!!!
>
> Me too.

There can be only one Lawrence.

They based the character on me, dip$hits.

--
Fris "fsckin' a+" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

The
Wed Sep 08 13:00:17 CDT 2004

>Are my eyes deceiving me, or was there a question in there that had Paisley
>Skye in an answer?

does this mean everyone who writes a book owns a porshe?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Wed Sep 08 13:21:05 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Frisbee® <billLASTINIT@dasi-software.com> spewed
in news:OR3Sn0clEHA.3896@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> There can be only one Lawrence.

i'd fight you for it, but I just don't feel like it.

it's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Neil
Wed Sep 08 13:21:30 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:i4iuj0lto7kjgb3skjhvpop1uv7hneblol@4ax.com:

> does this mean everyone who writes a book owns a porshe?

don't they?

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

The
Wed Sep 08 14:07:10 CDT 2004

>> does this mean everyone who writes a book owns a porshe?
>
>don't they?

I don't know, do they?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Neil
Wed Sep 08 16:03:06 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again The Poster Formerly Known as Kline Sphere <.>
spewed in news:h2muj0ptl1ed92jf4e8rutop2s5n2c67ss@4ax.com:

>>> does this mean everyone who writes a book owns a porshe?
>>
>>don't they?
>
> I don't know, do they?
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

look I asked you first....

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Jtyc
Thu Sep 09 09:37:22 CDT 2004

> Is that Porky Pig gliding past my window?

Hey, quit bogarting the drugs. Pass em on over will ya?

Jtyc
Thu Sep 09 11:40:22 CDT 2004

> I had to get my bones sawed up and have titanium shoved into 'em to
> get these drugs. What are you gonna pay me for 'em to make it worth
> my while to share?

uh...

hmm...


Not fair... you already have more than me. All I have to offer is my
charming wit.

*winks*

Ken
Thu Sep 09 12:48:47 CDT 2004

"Jtyc" <jtyc_mcngp@spamblockerbitch!@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:exdl0uolEHA.2340@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
>
> Not fair... you already have more than me. All I have to offer is my
> charming wit.
>
> *winks*

So you're trying to get Prozac, eh? Or Ritalin?

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT gmail DOT com

Jtyc
Thu Sep 09 12:58:44 CDT 2004

> So you're trying to get Prozac, eh? Or Ritalin?

Whatever she's taking that enables her to see flying pigs.

Jtyc
Thu Sep 09 14:40:33 CDT 2004

> Does that work on the ladies in your neighborhood?

No... But I'm usually good for a laugh.

Neil
Thu Sep 09 20:54:54 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson
<geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> spewed in news:MPG.1ba9a444e29a5ed398ab83
@msnews.microsoft.com:

> circa Tue, 7 Sep 2004 07:37:29 -0700, in
> microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, Devin Mcquiosquinox
> (anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com) said,
>
>
> TRIG BUBBLE!

wow, those are good drugs...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society

Rowdy
Fri Sep 10 06:01:55 CDT 2004

Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1baaf25cd4cfde8298ac0c@msnews.microsoft.com:

>> >
>> >
>> > TRIG BUBBLE!
>>
>> wow, those are good drugs...
>>
>>
> You're telling me!

sometimes a "cigar" is just a "cigar". and other times, a "crack" is just a
"crack".

--
Rowdy Yates, MCNGP #39
http://rowdy_yates2.tripod.com/
"If it doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, doesn't take piss breaks and plays poker
24 hours a day - it's a bot!"

Neil
Fri Sep 10 06:56:59 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Laura A. Robinson <geekwench@snippit.hotmail.com>
spewed in news:MPG.1baaf25cd4cfde8298ac0c@msnews.microsoft.com:

> You're telling me!

it's not nice not to share with the rest of the class...

so stop bragging

--
Neil MCNGP #30
the "curious" hair on the soap of society