TROJAN VIRUS ATTACK

We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
to all accounts.

What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
Our CIO is about to phire all of us.

Yes, I am hawt by the way.

The
Tue Jul 27 16:46:09 CDT 2004

>What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?

dust off and nuke from orbit - it's the only way to be sure

>Yes, I am hawt by the way.

pics?

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Andy
Tue Jul 27 17:01:39 CDT 2004

"Tipsy Tammy" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:539801c47420$e469a200$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
> to all accounts.
>
> What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
> Our CIO is about to phire all of us.
>
> Yes, I am hawt by the way.

Call Immigration. Have him deported.

JaR
Tue Jul 27 17:48:58 CDT 2004

Tipsy Tammy wrote:

> We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
> to all accounts.
>
> What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
> Our CIO is about to phire all of us.

I reccommend getting very drunk, then opening fire on the swervers with
belt-fed armament.

>
> Yes, I am hawt by the way.

In the nude.

Then post pics of the event.

HTH, HAD

JaR

*Not responsible for the reccomendations made above. Do not try at home.
For experienced professionals only on a closed course. My cause cancer
in pregnant rodents. No reference to actual weapons, ammunition, or
postal employees living or dead is intended. For intake after food only.

anonymous
Wed Jul 28 02:16:15 CDT 2004

must be a paper mcse
>-----Original Message-----
>We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
>to all accounts.
>
>What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
>Our CIO is about to phire all of us.
>
>Yes, I am hawt by the way.
>.
>

Paul
Wed Jul 28 03:24:24 CDT 2004

On Tue, 27 Jul 2004 22:46:09 +0100, The Poster Formerly Known as Kline
Sphere <.> wrote:

>>What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
>
>dust off and nuke from orbit - it's the only way to be sure
>
>>Yes, I am hawt by the way.
>
>pics?
>
>Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation. He can't
make that kind of decision. He's just a grunt....


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

billLASTINIT
Wed Jul 28 07:22:03 CDT 2004

Tipsy Tammy wrote:
> We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
> to all accounts.

Ribbed or lubricated?

> Yes, I am hawt by the way.

No fair telling before I ask. Download the Trolling exam br@indump, please.

--
Fris "U R Nawt" bee®, MCNGP #13

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kpg
Wed Jul 28 08:30:34 CDT 2004


"Tipsy Tammy" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:539801c47420$e469a200$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> # Host-Name Confilct: file://c:\temp\138536.htm (7/28/2004 8:24:23 AM) #
> We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
> to all accounts.
>
> What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
> Our CIO is about to phire all of us.
>
> Yes, I am hawt by the way.

Trojans are good, you should always use protection,
especially with promiscuous, lapel pin wearing IT guys.

kp "ever do it under a desk" g

Consultant
Wed Jul 28 09:03:26 CDT 2004

she is on this page, you'll have to guess which one she is though
http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html

"JaR" <plentespam@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:eEbknvCdEHA.1384@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Tipsy Tammy wrote:
>
> > We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
> > to all accounts.
> >
> > What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
> > Our CIO is about to phire all of us.
>
> I reccommend getting very drunk, then opening fire on the swervers with
> belt-fed armament.
>
> >
> > Yes, I am hawt by the way.
>
> In the nude.
>
> Then post pics of the event.
>
> HTH, HAD
>
> JaR
>
> *Not responsible for the reccomendations made above. Do not try at home.
> For experienced professionals only on a closed course. My cause cancer
> in pregnant rodents. No reference to actual weapons, ammunition, or
> postal employees living or dead is intended. For intake after food only.

Consultant
Wed Jul 28 09:02:46 CDT 2004

remove the trojan from your network and install an IDS. now post your pic,
you whore


"Tipsy Tammy" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:539801c47420$e469a200$a601280a@phx.gbl...
> We have a trojan on our network that is causing lockouts
> to all accounts.
>
> What do you guys reccommend we do? Drink? Call the cops?
> Our CIO is about to phire all of us.
>
> Yes, I am hawt by the way.

Paul
Wed Jul 28 10:09:09 CDT 2004

On Wed, 28 Jul 2004 07:03:26 -0700, "Consultant"
<consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote:

>she is on this page, you'll have to guess which one she is though
>http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html


It is real. And she *is* hawt.....

http://wxia.cust.loudcloud.com/whatson/whatson_article.asp?storyid=21064


Regards,

Paul Lynch
MCSE

Neil
Wed Jul 28 10:34:15 CDT 2004

babbling on and on again Paul Lynch <paul.lynch@nospam.com> spewed in
news:rbgfg01apduusakeae0ie2c26vhjjki2dr@4ax.com:

> http://wxia.cust.loudcloud.com/whatson/whatson_article.asp?storyid=21064

regreatably, all my teachers growing up looked more like the candidate for
jabba the hutt

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died peacefully in
his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.