Special Announcement

With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
Anti MCNGP Alliance would like to take this opportunity to
wish all non MCNGP members a very merry Christmas and happy
new year.

Once again, a big thank you to our members for their
continuing support, for which we all look forward to a
MCNGP free world.

The membership Secretary.

JaR
Fri Dec 17 13:00:43 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, The membership Secretary climbed on a
soapbox & opined:

> With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
> Anti MCNGP Alliance would like to take this opportunity to
> wish all non MCNGP members a very merry Christmas and happy
> new year.
>
> Once again, a big thank you to our members for their
> continuing support, for which we all look forward to a
> MCNGP free world.
>
> The membership Secretary.
>

Hummmm *cough* mi mi mi miiiii....

One fine day as I was a-walkin' down the street
Spied a beggar man with rags upon his feet
Took a penny from my pocket
In his tin cup I did drop it
I heard him say as I made my retreat

CHORUS
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"
"May an elephant caress you with his toes"
"May your life be plagued with heartaches and woes"
"May the bird of paradise fly up your nose"

The laundry man is really on his toes
Found a hundred-dollar bill among my clothes
When he called me I came a-runnin'
Gave him back his dime for phonin'
I heard him sayin' as I turned to go

CHORUS

I was way behind one day to catch the train
Taxi driver said "We'll make it just the same"
The speed cop made it with us
And as he wrote out the ticket
I stood by politely a-waitin' for my change

CHORUS

Thank you, Thank you. I'll be here 'till tomorrow night. Try the veal...

--
Lil' Jimmy
Thug 10110
Making nerd32768 happy is our goal
Visit MCNGP.com today!

Neil
Fri Dec 17 13:26:17 CST 2004

did you hear "The membership Secretary"
<anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:044301c4e467$c63e1ba0
$a501280a@phx.gbl:

> With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
> Anti MCNGP Alliance
<kerschnipity>

http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html



--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

Doom
Fri Dec 17 13:41:06 CST 2004


"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95C292DF7E9F4neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
> did you hear "The membership Secretary"
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:044301c4e467$c63e1ba0
> $a501280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
>> Anti MCNGP Alliance
> <kerschnipity>
>
> http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html
>
>
This explains epox [1]

[1] Incompetent individuals, compared with their more competent peers,
will dramatically overestimate their ability and performance relative to
objective criteria.

Get your A$$ over to www.mcngp.com now.

kpg
Fri Dec 17 13:43:20 CST 2004

"Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95C292DF7E9F4neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
># Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\154961.htm (12/17/2004 1:41:56
>PM) #
> did you hear "The membership Secretary"
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:044301c4e467$c63e1ba0
> $a501280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
>> Anti MCNGP Alliance
> <kerschnipity>
>
> http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html
>
>
>
> --
> Neil MCNGP #30
> Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
> nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

Now that is the PotD.

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Visit www.MCNGP.com for a change to win!
Festivus for the rest of us!

bhileman
Fri Dec 17 13:52:52 CST 2004

Neil wrote:
> did you hear "The membership Secretary"
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in
> news:044301c4e467$c63e1ba0 $a501280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
>> Anti MCNGP Alliance
> <kerschnipity>
>
> http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html

What keywords did you use to google that article?

I'm guessing "Paisley" was one.

--
Fris "Or is she the author?" bee®, MCNGP #13

The MCNGP Team - We're here to help!
http://www.mcngp.com

Certaholics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/certaholics

Ken
Fri Dec 17 13:53:44 CST 2004

In news:Xns95C292DF7E9F4neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16,
Neil <guess!!!@gmail.com> rambled:
>
> did you hear "The membership Secretary"
> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in
> news:044301c4e467$c63e1ba0 $a501280a@phx.gbl:
>
>> With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
>> Anti MCNGP Alliance
> <kerschnipity>
>
> http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html

Hahahhhhahaha!

"Unskilled and Unaware of It"

Priceless! PotD.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

nerd32768 says "Visit www.mcngp.com or perish. Please."

Neil
Fri Dec 17 14:23:42 CST 2004

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in news:OIc1hCH5EHA.924
@TK2MSFTNGP14.phx.gbl:

> "Neil" <guess!!!@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns95C292DF7E9F4neilmcsegmailcom@207.46.248.16...
>># Name resolution details: file://c:\temp\154961.htm (12/17/2004
1:41:56
>>PM) #
>> did you hear "The membership Secretary"
>> <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> say in news:044301c4e467
$c63e1ba0
>> $a501280a@phx.gbl:
>>
>>> With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
>>> Anti MCNGP Alliance
>> <kerschnipity>
>>
>> http://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> Neil MCNGP #30
>> Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
>> nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us
>
> Now that is the PotD.
>

*bow*

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

Neil
Fri Dec 17 14:24:21 CST 2004

did you hear "Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> say in
news:ugPmOIH5EHA.2664@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> Priceless! PotD.

*bow*
high praise indeed from teh king of PotD's...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

Neil
Fri Dec 17 14:26:23 CST 2004

did you hear Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> say in news:#KC6
$HH5EHA.3380@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

> What keywords did you use to google that article?

google? I was just researching why I was incompetent. really.. "It is one
of the essential features of such incompetence that the person so
afflicted is incapable of knowing that he is incompetent"

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

Neil
Fri Dec 17 14:27:07 CST 2004

did you hear "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> say in
news:u6idnVL_8c3Pq17cRVn-2w@prairiewave.com:

> [1] Incompetent individuals, compared with their more competent
> peers,
> will dramatically overestimate their ability and performance relative
> to objective criteria.

actually that explains the sad face on my wife...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

kpg
Fri Dec 17 14:43:29 CST 2004

> Neil wrote:
>
> *bow*

You actually went back and posted a comment to
each comment that was posted to your comment.

No wonder you break all the records.

--
kpg A+ MCP MCNGP 0x22
Visit www.MCNGP.com for a chance to win!
Festivus for the rest of us!

Neil
Fri Dec 17 14:47:05 CST 2004

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in news:esLlIkH5EHA.4028
@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

>> Neil wrote:
>>
>> *bow*
>
> You actually went back and posted a comment to
> each comment that was posted to your comment.
>
> No wonder you break all the records.
>

Frisbee will have competition of the "twice in the top ten" arena

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

bhileman
Fri Dec 17 14:52:06 CST 2004

Neil wrote:
> did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in
> news:esLlIkH5EHA.4028 @TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:
>
>>> Neil wrote:
>>>
>>> *bow*
>>
>> You actually went back and posted a comment to
>> each comment that was posted to your comment.
>>
>> No wonder you break all the records.
>>
>
> Frisbee will have competition of the "twice in the top ten" arena

Oh, hell, I concede that already. Look how long it's taking me to make
50-60 lousy posts to pass PS. Now I'm just trying (see: hoping) to make it
past PS before you knock me out of the list.

Keyboard
Fri Dec 17 15:21:49 CST 2004


>-----Original Message-----
>did you hear "Doom" <doom_mcngp38@nospam.com> say in
>news:u6idnVL_8c3Pq17cRVn-2w@prairiewave.com:
>
>> [1] Incompetent individuals, compared with their
more competent
>> peers,
>> will dramatically overestimate their ability and
performance of a relative,
>> to objective criteria.
>
>actually that explains the sad face on my wife...
>
>--


IFYPFY... or the one before yours... to help make better
sense.

Consultant
Fri Dec 17 15:56:24 CST 2004

happy kwanza


"The membership Secretary" <anonymous@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in
message news:044301c4e467$c63e1ba0$a501280a@phx.gbl...
> With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
> Anti MCNGP Alliance would like to take this opportunity to
> wish all non MCNGP members a very merry Christmas and happy
> new year.
>
> Once again, a big thank you to our members for their
> continuing support, for which we all look forward to a
> MCNGP free world.
>
> The membership Secretary.

kpg
Fri Dec 17 15:59:40 CST 2004

http://www.karber.net/seinfeld/festivus/

Ken
Fri Dec 17 16:02:01 CST 2004

In news:eHo8BNI5EHA.1120@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl,
Consultant <consultant_mcngp@yahoodotcom> rambled:
>
> happy kwanza
>

Not for another 10 days dude

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

nerd32768 says "Visit www.mcngp.com or perish. Please."

Neil
Fri Dec 17 16:03:30 CST 2004

did you hear Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> say in
news:eNdiGpH5EHA.2124@TK2MSFTNGP15.phx.gbl:

> Now I'm just trying (see: hoping) to make it
> past PS before you knock me out of the list.
>
>

*flexes*

:)

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...or Neil
doing stupid things...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

kpg
Fri Dec 17 16:06:42 CST 2004


> never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...or Neil
> doing stupid things...

way ahead of ya.

Neil
Fri Dec 17 23:07:22 CST 2004

did you hear "kpg" <ipost@thereforeiam.com> say in
news:#MHwoSI5EHA.2540@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl:

>
>> never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...or
>> Neil doing stupid things...
>
> way ahead of ya.
>
>

no only Consultant is ahead of me...or did you mean something else

--
Neil MCNGP #30
Visit www.mcngp.com for your chance to amuse
nerd32768 and annoy the rest of us

The
Mon Dec 20 02:48:35 CST 2004

>With the holidays fast approaching, the committee at the
>Anti MCNGP Alliance would like to take this opportunity to
>wish all non MCNGP members a very merry Christmas and happy
>new year.
>
>Once again, a big thank you to our members for their
>continuing support, for which we all look forward to a
>MCNGP free world.
>
>The membership Secretary.

deaR sir,

i applied 4 membership a long time ago, pls u b telling me why u not
let me join.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3