Consultant
Mon Dec 01 15:14:29 CST 2003
thats it! im going to hire an indian in india to do my job here, while i go
to the gym for 8 hours a day! it will only cost me 8 bucks a day. he can
work thru the vpn!
"JaR" <plente@nospamsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:OUW0J6EuDHA.2360@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> "American Firms Rip Off Indian Workers"
>
> [Dateline: Bangalore, India Dec 1/03] Top American executives admitted
today
> that they have found a new source of unlimited profit; cheap offshore
labor.
> "Those Indian suckers, uh, I mean, those highly skilled Indian workers
will
> work for peanuts!" says Ima Bandit, CEO of Gluttonware, inc.
>
> The average Indian is doing the same job that, in the U.S. would pay 8 to
10
> times more, and would also include heathcare insurance and a retirement
> plan. "Heh heh," says Bandit, winking his one good eye, "My bonuses alone
> this year will be more than the GDP of most countries! And I owe it all
> those dumb-ass, I mean, hard-working dot-heads, I mean, uh, well, you know
> what I mean."
>
> "It's true!" says Ben Demover, an executive with Bleedemdry Systems, Inc.
> "If the Indians we hire here ever figure out what they should be earning,
it
> would really hurt my stock portfolio."
>
> Not Likely To Happen
>
> I does not appear that any attempt to educate the locals here will
succeed,
> however. We asked several executives if they were worried that the Indian
> workers would rebel for more equal pay with their American counterparts.
> "Naw, these dot-hea...uh I mean, highly skilled workers are too f'n stupid
> to.....uhhh, What I mean is, are too dedicated to their work ethic, to do
> anything like that!" Claimed Mo Bucks of Envirowaste International. "I'm
> gonna buy my own Caribbean island with my bonus this year!" He further
> boasted.
>
> So it appears that the trend will continue for the foreseeable future.
Truly
> a grand time for all. To paraphrase Mel Brooks, "It's good to be CEO!"
>
> J.R. Jones IndiaFarce (AP)
>
>