OT: Should I date a 41 yr old attorney?

This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all in
the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this relationship?

JC
Wed Dec 08 06:29:02 CST 2004

Pro - you could find your lifelong partner, and be eternally happy for the
rest of your lives..

Con - 'She' could turn out to be a 27stone man who goes by the name of
bubba, who'll attack you with a knife and do despicable things to your
decaying body...


Your call really.
Let us know how it all works out.



"Jim MCSE" wrote:

> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all in
> the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this relationship?
>
>
>

Ken
Wed Dec 08 07:09:12 CST 2004

In news:OE%23N60R3EHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
Jim MCSE <Jim@aaaasdfg.com> rambled:
>
> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like
> all in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out",
> "funny", and desires children. What are the pros and cons of
> pursuing this relationship?

Pro: She's got big cans.
Con: She's in the can.

Pro: She enjoys rough sex, like pretend rape.
Con: She's the one doing the raping.

Pro: She's an attorney, so she's rich.
Con. She's rich, but she's an attorney.

Pro: She desires children.
Con: For dinner.

Pro: She obviously knows the law.
Con: And the best ways to avoid it.

Your decision, though. Hope everything works out.

--

KB - MCNGP "helpful thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

=meanoldman=
Wed Dec 08 07:36:16 CST 2004

You want to date someone who argues for a living? 41 and wants kids? That
means she's going to want them right away. Date her and nail her a few
times but stay away from any real commitment on that one.


"Jim MCSE" <Jim@aaaasdfg.com> wrote in message
news:OE%23N60R3EHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all
> in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this
> relationship?
>

bhileman
Wed Dec 08 07:52:01 CST 2004

Ken Briscoe wrote:
> In news:OE%23N60R3EHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
> Jim MCSE <Jim@aaaasdfg.com> rambled:
>>
>> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like
>> all in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out",
>> "funny", and desires children. What are the pros and cons of
>> pursuing this relationship?
>
> Pro: She's got big cans.
> Con: She's in the can.
>
> Pro: She enjoys rough sex, like pretend rape.
> Con: She's the one doing the raping.
>
> Pro: She's an attorney, so she's rich.
> Con. She's rich, but she's an attorney.
>
> Pro: She desires children.
> Con: For dinner.
>
> Pro: She obviously knows the law.
> Con: And the best ways to avoid it.
>
> Your decision, though. Hope everything works out.

PotD

Ken
Wed Dec 08 08:03:55 CST 2004

In news:O%23S2Z0S3EHA.3716@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
Frisbee® <bhileman@dasi-software.com> rambled:
>
> Ken Briscoe wrote:
>> In news:OE%23N60R3EHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
>> Jim MCSE <Jim@aaaasdfg.com> rambled:
>>>
>>> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like
>>> all in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out",
>>> "funny", and desires children. What are the pros and cons of
>>> pursuing this relationship?
>>
>> Pro: She's got big cans.
>> Con: She's in the can.
>>
>> Pro: She enjoys rough sex, like pretend rape.
>> Con: She's the one doing the raping.
>>
>> Pro: She's an attorney, so she's rich.
>> Con. She's rich, but she's an attorney.
>>
>> Pro: She desires children.
>> Con: For dinner.
>>
>> Pro: She obviously knows the law.
>> Con: And the best ways to avoid it.
>>
>> Your decision, though. Hope everything works out.
>
> PotD

Much appreciated, but I decline acceptance until at least 5:00 PM EST.

PotH, or even PotM(orning), sure. But PotD is too heavy for breakfast.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

Briscobar AT gmail DOT com

The
Wed Dec 08 08:24:26 CST 2004

>This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all in
>the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
>desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this relationship?

i guess it depends a lot on whether or not she does anal.

Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3

Doom
Wed Dec 08 09:43:14 CST 2004


"Jim MCSE" <Jim@aaaasdfg.com> wrote in message
news:OE%23N60R3EHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all
> in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this
> relationship?
>
Does she spit or swallow?

Consultant
Wed Dec 08 09:50:55 CST 2004

resubmit your request


"Jim MCSE" <Jim@aaaasdfg.com> wrote in message
news:OE%23N60R3EHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all
> in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this
> relationship?
>

Kendal
Wed Dec 08 15:06:48 CST 2004

> Con - 'She' could turn out to be a 27stone man who goes by the name of
> bubba, who'll attack you with a knife and do despicable things to your
> decaying body...
>

You say that like it's a bad thing.....

--
Kendal Emery
MCNGP #19
Now living in the great state of Colorado
Permament resident of the State of Confusion

stryder
Wed Dec 08 18:01:02 CST 2004

What does that have to do with anything related to this news group? Why
don't you find a date the old fashion way? Grow some balls and try to meet
someone face to face.

"Jim MCSE" wrote:

> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all in
> the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this relationship?
>
>
>

nerd32768
Wed Dec 08 18:17:00 CST 2004


"stryder" <stryder@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:43450E31-881E-434D-9633-485C4CB6F369@microsoft.com...
> What does that have to do with anything related to this news group? Why
> don't you find a date the old fashion way? Grow some balls and try to
meet
> someone face to face.
>
> "Jim MCSE" wrote:
>
> > This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all
in
> > the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> > desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this
relationship?
> >

have you ever read "Fahrenheit 451"? there are too many girls these days, so
you need a database to help you find a good one

JaR
Wed Dec 08 18:29:03 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?c3RyeWRlcg==?= climbed on
a soapbox & opined:

> What does that have to do with anything related to this news group?
> Why don't you find a date the old fashion way? Grow some balls and
> try to meet someone face to face.
>

Finally! Wow, look at the line strip off that reel.

Somebody fetch the pliers!

JaR
Cap'n Thug

IanG
Thu Dec 09 06:05:42 CST 2004

Nobody fucking cares, you sad wanker!



"Jim MCSE" wrote:

> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all in
> the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this relationship?
>
>
>

IanG
Thu Dec 09 07:43:02 CST 2004

Nobody cares, you retarded dull web-mong!



"Jim MCSE" wrote:

> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all in
> the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this relationship?
>
>
>

Doom
Thu Dec 09 08:00:32 CST 2004


"IanG." <IanG.@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:A06E4CF6-6885-495F-BA2C-3CAE5AB7C82B@microsoft.com...
> Nobody fucking cares, you sad wanker!
>
Funny how that gets through sometimes.

JaR
Thu Dec 09 10:32:52 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?SWFuRy4=?= climbed on a
soapbox & opined:

> Nobody cares, you retarded dull web-mong!
>

Steeerike! Hooked another one.

JaR
Cap'n Thug

catwalker63
Thu Dec 09 18:57:01 CST 2004

JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> prattled ceaslessly in
news:Xns95B9A7B1D5F3Aplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?c3RyeWRlcg==?= climbed on
> a soapbox & opined:
>
>> What does that have to do with anything related to this news group?
>> Why don't you find a date the old fashion way? Grow some balls and
>> try to meet someone face to face.
>>
>
> Finally! Wow, look at the line strip off that reel.
>
> Somebody fetch the pliers!
>
> JaR
> Cap'n Thug
>

No pliers, but I found the net!

--
Catwalker
aka Pu$$y Feet
BS, MCP
MCNGP #43

"I'm not bossy! I just know what you should be doing!"

Neil
Thu Dec 09 21:28:29 CST 2004

did you hear catwalker63 <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> say in
news:Xns95BAAC6D9C52Acatwalker63athotmail@216.196.97.136:

> JaR <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> prattled ceaslessly in
> news:Xns95B9A7B1D5F3Aplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?c3RyeWRlcg==?= climbed
on
>> a soapbox & opined:
>>
>>> What does that have to do with anything related to this news group?
>>> Why don't you find a date the old fashion way? Grow some balls and
>>> try to meet someone face to face.
>>>
>>
>> Finally! Wow, look at the line strip off that reel.
>>
>> Somebody fetch the pliers!
>>
>> JaR
>> Cap'n Thug
>>
>
> No pliers, but I found the net!
>

you're going to need a bigger net. by the looks of things there are
multiple fishies here...

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to
learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for
their apparent disinclination to do so."
-- a quote by Doug Adams (Author of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

IanG
Fri Dec 10 02:57:03 CST 2004

Again:
Nobody cares, you retarded dull web-mong!


"JaR" wrote:

> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?SWFuRy4=?= climbed on a
> soapbox & opined:
>
> > Nobody cares, you retarded dull web-mong!
> >
>
> Steeerike! Hooked another one.
>
> JaR
> Cap'n Thug
>

JaR
Fri Dec 10 10:30:26 CST 2004

In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?SWFuRy4=?= climbed on a
soapbox & opined:

> Again:
> Nobody cares, you retarded dull web-mong!
>
>
> "JaR" wrote:
>
>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?SWFuRy4=?= climbed on a
>> soapbox & opined:
>>
>> > Nobody cares, you retarded dull web-mong!
>> >
>>
>> Steeerike! Hooked another one.
>>
>> JaR
>> Cap'n Thug
>>
>

Could you repeat that? We couldn't understand you with that hook in your
pie-hole.

Idiot.

JaR
Beached Thug

Consultant
Fri Dec 10 12:29:15 CST 2004

http://www.sillygirl.com/cinema.php?PSerial=589


"JaR" <plente@spamsuxsofthome.net> wrote in message
news:Xns95BB568ABE92Eplentespamsuxsofthom@207.46.248.16...
> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?SWFuRy4=?= climbed on a
> soapbox & opined:
>
>> Again:
>> Nobody cares, you retarded dull web-mong!
>>
>>
>> "JaR" wrote:
>>
>>> In microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, =?Utf-8?B?SWFuRy4=?= climbed on a
>>> soapbox & opined:
>>>
>>> > Nobody cares, you retarded dull web-mong!
>>> >
>>>
>>> Steeerike! Hooked another one.
>>>
>>> JaR
>>> Cap'n Thug
>>>
>>
>
> Could you repeat that? We couldn't understand you with that hook in your
> pie-hole.
>
> Idiot.
>
> JaR
> Beached Thug

billyw
Fri Dec 10 13:52:46 CST 2004

loose weight.. your a sad idiot

"Jim MCSE" <Jim@aaaasdfg.com> wrote in message
news:OE%23N60R3EHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all
> in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this
> relationship?
>

Mike
Sat Dec 11 08:08:09 CST 2004


"Jim MCSE" <Jim@aaaasdfg.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:OE%23N60R3EHA.3120@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> This older gal contacted me based on my online dating profile. Like all
> in the online dating world, she is "in shape", "works out", "funny", and
> desires children. What are the pros and cons of pursuing this
> relationship?

Is she HAWWWWT?

--
Mike T.
MCNGP #XLI